It’s been awhile since we checked out what Suri Cruise is up to and guess what? The same old thing! Wearing high heels and being her own little fashionista down the streets of Manhattan, Milan, or whatever other spectacular city she and her parents happen to be in at the time. Well, she’s actually in whatever city her mom, Katie Holmes, happens to be filming her upcoming movie The Romantics. It was there that Katie’s co-star, Adam Brody, had some very kind words about the preschooler for In Touch,

“[Katie's] daughter is down-to-earth. You’d think she wouldn’t be! She’s amazing!” Adam tells In Touch of the famous preschooler, who spent some time on the set of their upcoming film The Romantics. “She’s very outgoing and loving.”

Okay, ya know what? Suri may grow up to be down to earth but, she’s not right now. Or rather, she is but, I think most 3-year-olds are down to earth. They don’t even know about the world yet, how can they possibly think that they somehow rise above it? Suri is cute as hell. But down to earth? I think not.

Avril Lavigne certainly isn’t nursing any broken hearts over her divorce from Deryck Whibley, which was made official in October. Word is getting out that Avril and Brody Jenner, from The Hills, have been dating for at least a few weeks now. But they’ve already started to make their public appearances, so I’d say it’s been a little while longer than that. But from the sounds of it, they both seem to be on the same wavelength and like to have fun together. From E! Online,

“Avril Lavigne and Brody Jenner might be Hollywood’s hottest new hookup.
Sources tell E! News that 25-year-old Lavigne and the Hills star have been seeing each other quietly over the last couple weeks.

“They’re hooking up,” an insider said, “but they’re keeping it low-key.”

Not so low-key that they haven’t been seen in public, however. The pair, who both became single late last year, were first spotted at dinner at Koi on Feb. 4. According to a restaurant source, the “Sk8ter Boi” warbler and 26-year-old hunk left together in the same car and drove to club Voyeur.

They were last seen out again on Thursday, back at Voyeur, where they partied all night.

“You can tell they’re into each other and both like to have a good time,” another source says. “They’re cute together.”

This probably won’t last and I have to say, I’d be happy if this was a short fling. It’s going to take big feet to fill the shoes of Deryck Whibley. I just loved him and Avril together so much and I found it quite sad when the two of them broke up. And it surprises me that Avril would go for someone like Brody. He’s just so…pretty. I kind of like the fact that she’s got that tougher look going for her, and I’d like to see her with someone who sort of mirrors that. Someone like hmm…Deryck Whibley.

Another woman has gotten a taste of Ryan Phillippe’s wandering eye, and I say – serves you right, biotch! Finally, I get my own little taste of justice after someone has helped to break up a favorite couple of mine. I bet the only person on Earth happier than me right now is Reese Witherspoon.

Yes, Ryan Phillippe and Abbie Cornish have split after Ryan cheated on her too and Abbie gave him the boot. It seems that Ryan has been spending a lot of time with other women lately in clubs and whatnot and Abbie finally had enough. In a slick move, she moved out of the home the two shared while Ryan took his kids to visit a friend. Hmm, I wonder if Ryan knew about that little relocation before it happened? From NY Daily News,

“Aussie actress Abbie Cornish has split with Ryan Phillippe.

“Abbie ended the relationship with Ryan and she moved out of their home,” the actress’ rep confirmed to People.

While Phillippe was visiting a friend with his children, Ava, 10, and Deacon, 6, on Sunday, the “Bright Star” actress was spotted moving out of the Los Angeles house she shared with the actor.

Cornish, 27, and Phillippe, 35, who met on the set of their war drama “Stop-Loss,” weathered intense media scrutiny in 2006 after they began dating around the same time as the actor’s divorce from Reese Witherspoon.

Being linked to the demise of Phillippe’s seven-year marriage proved to be “a really difficult time for me,” Cornish told W magazine last year.

“In a normal, successful career, someone usually learns these things bit by bit. For me, it was like night and day,” she said. “I woke up one day and there was this whole new thing I had to process and deal with.”

Ugh. Could I feel any less sorry for poor little homewrecker Abbie Cornish? Yes, sometimes it works out that celebrities deal with being under the spotlight bit by bit. But when you’re in your first movie, and you immediately hook up with your co-star that’s married and has kids, you’re bound to have a few people looking your way pretty quickly. And who ever said that Abbie Cornish had a successful career? I’d bet I’m not the only one who knows her more as being Ryan Phillippe’s mistress than anything else.

There was great speculation yesterday and today, leading up to Tiger Woods’ press conference. Would he announce that he was returning to golf? Retiring? Splitting from Elin? Some even went so far as to suggest that Elin was pregnant. The press conference ran across the three major television networks and even preempted the Olympics. Can I just say, that’s disgusting. I realize that people are interested in Tiger Woods but, could one station not keep the Olympics running? They do only come around once every four years and there are actually people who are more interested in how their country or favorite athlete is doing, rather than if Tiger is going back to play golf. On with the press conference.

You can listen to the entire press conference here at the Globe and Mail, as well as read an entire manuscript of the speech that was less than fifteen minutes long. If you’re going to read part of it, you may as well read it all so I’ve just given the link. I did watch it as it aired on TV and I went into it very anti-Tiger. I was pretty sure that I knew what he was going to say and that none of it would be good enough. I was partly right. None of it was good enough. But he did surprise me and I have to say, even I was softened a little. But I still think he’s a total douche.

Tiger outright admitted what he did, which was big for me. I didn’t want to hear any veiled admissions such as “the things I’ve done” repeated 20 times. He said no-bones-about-it, “I’ve cheated.” He made all the necessary apologies, to Elin and his kids, to his fans, to the young kids that look up to him, and to his entire family. He also made it very clear that Elin did not beat him over Thanksgiving, nor has anyone ever beaten anyone else in their household. Good to know.

Another thing I admired about Tiger’s speech was that he owned up to the real reason why he cheated: he thought he could. He thought he was better than everyone else and that “the rules didn’t apply to him.” Although he did talk about his “treatment”, he really blamed it on the fact that he’s a cheater and thought he was entitled. Good enough for me.

What I didn’t like about the press conference was that the whole entire thing seemed entirely choreographed. Not surprising, since Tiger’s known as  a PR Mastermind. But it all felt so orchestrated. It’s not that Tiger seemed completely insincere. But it wasn’t a really, truly bottom-of-my-heart kind of apology. Not having notes I think would have helped a lot.

Analysts are already comparing it to famous apology speeches such as Bill Clinton’s and calling it “the greatest apology speech ever.” But still, Elin wasn’t there and I’m sure she’s heard all these things before so apparently, she thinks it has a ways to go yet. And frankly, I don’t blame her for not standing by his side today. Tiger also said that whatever is going to happen between them is a private matter between husband and wife. And that’s fair enough. We’re going to find out sooner or later so there’s no point in prying now.

I really, really don’t want Brooke Mueller’s life. Ever. Not only was she beaten by her husband, Charlie Sheen on Christmas Day, but she also has some very serious substance abuse problems. During that incident, Brooke was said to be very, very drunk – very, very early in the morning after a night of partying with her husband. I think even though it was reported, it was sort of shrugged off because it didn’t really matter if she was drunk or not and people were more focused on how her husband was being dragged away in handcuffs.

But  now months later, more of these same problems of Brooke’s have come creeping up and this time, it’s landed her in rehab. And this actually isn’t the first time Brooke has had to go dry up. It’s not even the first time in the past few months. From Celebrity Dirty Laundry,

“Mother-of-two Brooke Mueller – who has 11-month-old twin sons Max and Bob with husband Charlie Sheen – was reportedly admitted to The Canyon rehabilitation centre last Tuesday (09.02.10) for substance abuse after an “out of control” night of partying with her husband. A source told gossip website Radar Online: “Brooke has been in denial about her problem for a long time. “She’s smoking crack and she’s drinking heavily. Everyone around her wanted her to get help. Her mother has been attempting to convince her to go into rehab for a while now.”

Brooke’s return to rehab came just one day after Charlie’s arraignment hearing on felony and misdemeanor charges relating to his alleged assault on her on Christmas Day (25.12.09). However, shortly after the Aspen court visit – which saw terms of a restraining order against Charlie relaxed – the pair apparently partied together in Los Angeles before Brooke was urged to seek help for her problems.

Another source added: “She went on an all-nighter. She was just out of control. They partied that night. She didn’t stop. “It was just more of the same with Brooke. Her mother had been begging her to go into rehab. “It got to the point where even Charlie told her to go to rehab because of their kids. She had one final party, drinking pretty heavily, and Charlie was with her part of the time. But when he left it didn’t stop. The next day she was in bad, bad shape and that’s when she went into rehab.”

This is the second time Brooke has visited a rehabilitation centre in recent weeks. Last month she stayed at the Two Dreams Outer Banks treatment centre in North Carolina over alleged substance abuse problems, following a stay in hospital for pneumonia.”

Yep, I’ll say it again. I do not want Brooke Mueller’s life. Ever. And crack cocaine, that’s nice. She’s a really good mom.

After being together for more than three years and parenting sweet Harlow and little Sparrow together, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden have decided to make honest people of each other and tie the knot. The two have gotten engaged and although just when that happened is still up in the air, we do know it will be made official very soon. And actually already has been.

Joel was the first to post the news on his Twitter account but then he quickly took it down. Word on the street is that Nicole wants to make the announcement herself when she’s on David Letterman, which she recently taped and made the announcement. After Joel had deleted the announcement, he posted another way hinting at the fact that all was not well in the Ritchie-Madden household. Not even married yet and Nicole’s already got the nag down! To be fair to her, Joel has made most of the major announcements that they’ve shared so giving her this one only seems right. From People,

“They’ve been together for more than three years and have two children. Now, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are planning to make it official.

“Yep. i’m engaged. Very happy. Yeah we’ve been engaged for a while so your all kind of late on that. But Thanks for the hooplah all the same,” Madden Tweeted Monday night, after news of their plans to wed went wide. He also expressed thanks to relatives who did not let word of the engagement slip.

He Tweeted: “P.s. thats why i love my family and friends. None of them are sources. All good tight lipped people who let us enjoy it! Thanks everybody”

Richie said Monday night during a taping of the Late Show with David Letterman that the couple are engaged to be married, a source told PEOPLE.

After the show, Richie headed to the New York restaurant Abe & Arthurs – without her fiancé – for dinner. “She was glowing,” says a source. “She was telling her table how happy she was.”

There’s no doubt the story is true but there do seem to be some contradicting details. Such as, if they’ve been engaged for some time, as Joel would like to have us all believe, why is Nicole in such a ‘glowing’ state about it? I’m not saying that it’s not exciting for the whole time of the engagement but this article really makes it seem as though Nicole has just announced the news to everyone, which is also not what the article would have us believe. Their ‘tight-lipped’ family and friends apparently have known for a long time.

In the end, it really doesn’t matter when Nicole and Joel got engaged. Maybe that’s something new Nicole will let us in on during the Late Show. Congratulations to them both! They’re a very cute couple and I wish them all the best!

Happy Valentine’s Day to you from us, and Sandra Bullock. This story just had me rolling in the aisles when I read it and it’s quite appropriate, seeing as how today is Valentine’s Day and this story is about a special little “something” Sandra had done for the all-special day. Talk about getting excited about Valentine’s, this girl went all out! And whether you’re nauseated by this story, or admire Sandy’s “go get em!” attitude, you have to give the girl credit. She really does whatever she can to please the ones she loves, she does it in a very cute and humorous way, and well…she’s creative!

I don’t know whether Sandra Bullock went to these lengths for this recent Valentine’s Day, or whether it was for one years past but, Sandy went to great lengths to shape her pubic hair in the shape of a heart. And then she dyed it pink. All on her own, in her own bathroom from the sounds of it, and with a great deal of pain involved. From Contact Music via Celebitchy,

“Sandra Bullock burned herself dying her pubic hair.

The actress – who is married to motorcycle enthusiast Jesse James – admits she was horrified when her special Valentine’s Day (14.02.10) grooming efforts went wrong.

She explained: “I decided for Valentine’s Day I would do a special hair thing. I wanted to try to create a pink heart shape with my lower hair. It was painful.

“You had to bleach it first. There’s something about bleach that feels like acid. Then I had to shave it. I was in so much pain, but I kept going and put the pink dye on and it went the wrong colour.”

The 45-year-old star also suffered another dyeing disaster when she went blonde recently for her role in ‘The Blind Side’ because Jesse hated it.

She admitted to Britain’s OK! magazine: “There is a very important person in my life who just didn’t want me being blonde – thank God. There was a big person who said, ‘I don’t like the blonde on you, take it off. You want him to say that.’ You want him to say that. You do.”

Once again, I just have to say….BAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh, poor Sandra! I do feel very bad for her because, oh Lordy the pain! But still, it’s funny. And it just goes to show that the road to hell is paved with good intentions. Hope you’re having a good Valentine’s Day, Sandra! And we hope you are too!

I wanted to think of a different title for this post because every story I’ve read about this headlines with, “Robert Pattinson is Allergic to Vaginas.” But ya know, there’s just no other way to say it. Recently, our favorite Twilight vampire heartthrob has recently done a very sexy photo shoot and interview for Details magazine. For the photo shoot, Robert does some very sexy posing with some quite naked models. Apparently, the photo shoot made Rob very uncomfortable, and led him to tell the magazine that he thinks he’s “allergic to vaginas.” Uumm…Rob? When people already make fun of the fact that you sparkle, saying you’re allergic to vaginas isn’t going to help your case.

I’ve included some of my favorite pics here, but there are tons from the photo shoot that you can see here. Just so that you are warned, some of these photos are very NSFW and really are only meant for adult eyes, with things like lesbian action and Rob appreciating models that are wearin nuthin but skin. I have included my favorite photos from the shoot, which also happen to be the very sexy, yet still PG-Rated shots. The one with him in the white jacket I could actually do without, I just thought it was super cheesy and had to say something about it. The interview is also very long and you can read that in its entirety here. Rob touches on everything from when he started working, to the Twilight success, to…well, vaginas and his unfortunate allergy to them. Here’s that particular excerpt from Details,

“He tried to let go a little bit with the photo shoot accompanying this interview—it wasn’t easy.

“I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn’t exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover.”

Is your mom going to have something to say about it?
“Oh, God.” He puts his head in his hands, shrugs. “Well, she quite enjoyed when I got her cable.” It’s not that Rob’s mother now spends all night watching Skinemax in her London home. “No, no! God, no! It’s just that there’s nakedness all over the place now. But this shoot, it’s kind of eighties nakedness, you know? If you look at porn in, like, the eighties, there was something kind of quaint about it, quite sweet—like this little naked community. The people who made it liked it, they had respect for it. Not remotely like the porn that’s available now. No community in it at all. It’s just everything, everywhere.”

Trust me, these photos weren’t sweet. They’re cool and artsy-like…but, sweet? No. I do enjoy that he’s thankful he was hungover. The whole interview is pretty racy too actually, with Rob talking like a trucker for most of it. It makes me think back to the post I did about Leonardo DiCaprio the other day and how we’ve been able to watch him go from boy to man, and how he’s maintained his hotness the whole time. It’s sort of the same with Rob, I think. While he started as this “17 year old boy” in Twilight, he’s now turning into a man and having very adult thoughts. I think it also shows that he’s reached a star status where he’s comfortable saying things like that in front of cameras and microphones. And why not? I still think he should have found another way to describe his comfort level though then saying that he’s allergic to vaginas. That’s just not cool, Rob. Not cool at all.

I’m so sick of hearing about the Lohan family. Honestly, I defended Lindsay for as long as I could, but even I turned my back on her when she became a crazy person banging down hotel room doors at all hours of the night. And that weird thing she did to her lips didn’t help her in my books either. And really, I don’t even know why she’s still such major news. When was the last time she did a movie? When was the last time she did anything but shop? Oh that’s right. It was a very, very long time ago. And that’s because she’s a crackbag who can’t show up to work on time or even do her job properly when she’s there.

Well now, Lindsay has taken to Twitter to knock down rumors that Samantha Ronson ever hit her. Okay seriously. If I’m confused as to why we’re still talking about Lindsay, then I’m absolutely baffled as to why we’re still talking about her lesbian lover that she broke up with last April!! But alas, here we are. And for the record, Samantha DID NOT hit Lindsay. From Celebrity Dirty Laundry,

“The 23-year-old actress took to micro-blogging website twitter to blast suggestions her on/off girlfriend has ever been abusive to her. She tweeted: “This is become a bit much*Samantha R never raised a hand to me, I’ve never said she did* Enough is Enough. Focus on other more important… World issues (sic).” Samantha, 32, then thanked Lindsay for refuting the claims.

She wrote on twitter: “Thank you for clearing that up. The high road was giving me a nose bleed! “To ANYONE who perpetuates this rumour accusing me of being violently abusive after Lindsay has denied it: I WILL take legal action. (sic).”

Ooh…big, bad threats from the has-been. Whatever. In other Lindsay news, she has recently been fired from yet another job. And just what is that job? A prostitute. Sorry, a classy prostitute. I’m not kidding. Lindsay was set to go to a Viennese ball tonight but got held up at the airport when she was late because she was shopping. Big surprise. She did ask the plane to wait for her, but that would cost $22,000 and Linds didn’t have enough money on her credit card. Maybe she shouldn’t shop so much. And, not only did she miss being a whore for the evening, but when she was still set to go, she ordered that all booze be kept out of her sight. That’s nice. When you can’t resist temptation just because you looked at it. Not even when you’re being paid $150K to do it. What a loser. This is the goods on that story from Allie is Wired,

“Now that Lindsay Lohan’s career has bottomed out at the straight to DVD bargain bin, she has moved on to high class hookin’.
She had an easy $150,000 date deal and blew it by spending too much time following the drug sniffing dogs around at the airport looking for a hook up.

Lohan arrived at her flight gate at LAX 2 hours late and expected to giggle her way onto the plane. The plane waited, but demanded a $22,000 carrier fee.

“According to the possibly truth-stretching—but then again, possibly not—Lugner, Lohan missed her plane from Los Angeles to London after a shopping spree ran overtime. Apparently, what the starlet lacked in funds to hold the flight, the billionaire lacked in inclination, resulting in her no-show.

“She wanted to pay it, but her card’s credit limit was not high enough,” Lugner said of the would-be $22,000 fee.”

The geezer has a 20 year old girlfriend, but has his daughter pick out headline making celebs to accompany him to the ball every year. Pamela Anderson attended the 2003 gala on his arm. Paris Hilton also accepted the paid proposition and hitched her boobs into an actual asset covering gown.
Part of their deal also requested all the booze be hidden. That I am not making up. Mini bars in her suite were emptied and mineral water was being pushed over cocktails.”

So there ya have all the Lindsay drama for today. Wait for tomorrow’s story when we hear about how Lindsay will also claim that she was never molested by her dog. I guess we’re all on the edge of our seats until then.

What is a post about Leonardo DiCaprio doing on this blog when the current topic has nothing to do with his relationship. Because he’s HOT! Like, H-O-T – HOT! I have been in love with Leonardo DiCaprio ever since I was a teenager and went to go see Titanic but damn, this man is growing up to be just fine, isn’t he? I think I said something a little while ago about how he was getting a little tubby in the midsection. I take it back, Leo! I’m so very sorry! He has definitely proven in these shots he did for Esquire that there is absolutely nothing tubby about him. And that I should be severely punished for saying anything else.

And not only does he look more grown up, but he sounds more grown up too. In the interview that Esquire did, he talked about the night River Phoenix died, and what I found most interesting, how he tried to shed his Titanic persona after the huge success of that film. And can you blame him? I’m quite certain I’m not the only one who became Leo-obsessed after that movie. Anyways, I’ll shut up now about how much I love him and just let you swoon over Leo’s words yourself. From Esquire,

“On the Night River Phoenix Died
When I was eighteen, River Phoenix was far and away my hero. Think of all those early great performances — My Own Private Idaho. Stand by Me. I always wanted to meet him. One night, I was at this Halloween party, and he passed me. He was beyond pale — he looked white. Before I got a chance to say hello, he was gone, driving off to the Viper Room, where he fell over and died.

That’s a lesson.

On James Cameron
Jim knows exactly what he wants. Needless to say, when somebody felt a different way on the set of Titanic, there was a confrontation. Jim had it out with them right there in front of everybody. He lets you know exactly how he feels. But he’s of the lineage of John Ford. He knows what he wants his film to be.

I remember sitting in a theater after it was done and being in awe. He got what he wanted.

On Fame After Titanic
It wasn’t the era of penetrating Internet paparazzi that we have now. But my name wasn’t me anymore. I was sort of this thing. Kate felt it, too. But a lot of the attention was on me because of the teenage girls who repeatedly went to see the movie. I had the blond hair, and I was Jack Dawson, this heroic figure.

So I set up everything in my personal life to rebel against that image in order to strip it down. I had a lot of fun stripping it down. But ultimately, that knocked me a few rungs down the ladder.

On Growing Up
The earliest memories I have are jumping up onstage before concerts in downtown L. A. and trying to get on the mic and break-dance, or do imitations of my mother’s friends or my father’s friends, or be a comic in class. I was the most insane child you can imagine, pretty intolerable to be around. High-octane energy all the time, never wanting to focus on schoolwork.

On Risks and Really Growing Up
What you risk just to have thrills when you’re in your twenties is absurd. It’s all part of that process of doing things that are daring to be accepted by your peers — and it’s absolutely insane. You can enter a never-ending vapid hole trying to catch the next exciting moment without ever stopping to appreciate it. It can be a never-ending process of chasing something that isn’t there. I know it’s a cliché, but I’m happy to be alive. I went skydiving and my chutes didn’t open. Two of them.

On Scorsese vs. Spielberg
The only other person who knows as much about film as Martin Scorsese is Steven Spielberg…. People would always ask me, What are the differences between Spielberg and Scorsese?

All I could find myself talking about was the similarities.

On That Nude Scene in Revolutionary Road
Kate Winslet is one of my dearest friends. We have the ultimate trust in each other and the best of intentions for what we want to do. I knew Kate before Sam [Mendes, her husband] even met her. So on the outside, it may seem strange to do a sex scene with a woman while her husband is directing. But it didn’t feel that way to me.

When the scene was about to start, Kate said, in front of the crew, “Wait, wait, this is totally weird.” She turned to both Sam and I and said, “Are you guys okay?”

We both looked at each other and said, Yeah, we’re totally fine.

She said, “It’s even weirder that you’re both totally fine.”

On That ‘Confrontation’ Scene in The Departed
I believe Jack went up to Marty afterward and said, “I don’t know if he necessarily believed me. I don’t know if he was sincerely threatened.”

Marty said, “Let’s do it again tomorrow.”

So I come on the set the next day and hear we’re doing the scene over for lighting reasons. Okay. But then a prop guy comes over to me and says, “Just to let you know, there were some props Jack asked for. I had to get him a fire extinguisher, a bottle of whiskey, a lighter, and a gun.”

On the Greatest Actor in the World
When I sat in the theater, it was, Oh, my God, she’s the only person who looks completely natural. She’s the only person who has actually made her character into a real human being who would have an erratic moment because those erratic moments are what make you more human. That was a huge moment of discovery.

Meryl may be the greatest actor in the world.

On Proving Himself
Probably the only thing I knew with complete clarity was that I wanted to be an actor. But there was a lot of rejection early on, and so it never felt like, Hey, I’ve got something here. There was always an element of me that needed to prove something to myself. It’s something I don’t want to get rid of, because it’s what drives me. I’m never settled and I’m never satisfied.”

Even just reading Leo’s words is humbling! Here’s a man who once felt as though he wasn’t good enough?!?! Are you kidding me? And I have actually heard Leo talk about Martin Scorsese and you can just tell that he’s talking about a true-blue hero of his. It’s really quite inspiring actually, and I’m not even a huge fan of Scorsese’s films. But, I just gush and gush when it comes to Leo. And can I just say, thank God something worked out with that skydiving incident? Oh the horror! That would have been terrible! I also couldn’t decide which Esquire pic to include so, I just added all my faves. Hope you like em as much as I do!

Both Sienna Miller and Jude Law both make me barf. I just think they’re both so trampy and dirty and just generally not very good people. So when they got back together this summer, I was actually a little relieved. I mean, at least they’re not doling out their evilness on other people, right? And now the latest report is that they’re moving in together. Which is all fine and good, but who the hell really cares? What I do care about is all of these stupid conditions about the relationship that Sienna has about the relationship. Rules like, “If one of us is not happy, we get out.” Oh really? Is that how relationships work? Because I always like to bind and gag my boyfriends just so that they’ll stay with me. But Jude has made his promises too. He swears that he’s not gonna cheat on Sienna this time. Awww? And I thought all the good ones were taken! Like I said, they both make me barf. From Digital Spy,

“Sienna Miller is said to be “seriously considering” moving in with her ex-partner Jude Law.

The couple reportedly rekindled their on-off romance last year. It is thought that Law is now keen for the actress to share his London home.

“Sienna is seriously considering it,” a source close to the pair told Fox News. “They have been spending most nights together and it’s a trek for her in London.

“She would keep her apartment no matter what she decides to do. Sienna has always been independent and she is not willing to give up her home yet. She and Jude have mended their fences and she has forgiven him.”

The insider continued: “He has promised there will be no affairs and Sienna demands total honesty. If either one is unhappy she has told him they must end it. No more hanging on if it’s not working out. Sienna’s mum and sister are worried about her being with Jude again, but they are grateful that she’s keeping her home even if she does move in with Jude.

“Jude’s family on the other hand love Sienna. She’s been spending time with his children again and she missed the bond they all had. She isn’t blind and she knows their problems could return, but she is determined to keep her eyes open and still enjoy their romance.”

I’m not surprised that Sienna’s family isn’t too happy with this cohabitation situation. I mean, it’s Jude Law. He probably hasn’t even met his baby yet that was born in September of last year. But it does surprise me a little that Jude’s family love Sienna. Do they know it’s Sienna Miller? Tramp Of the Globe that wanders around completely naked without caring who is watching? Sienna Miller the homewrecker? Although, when you consider that their son is Jude Law, you might just be happy that he’s settling down with anyone.

In this case, the wife beater is Charlie Sheen and the “time” he’s doing, is marriage counseling. Yep, I guess it’s okay to straddle your wife and choke her, as long as you’re willing to talk to some stranger about it more than a month later. Oh and sorry, he’s also going to AA. Good for him.

Yesterday Charlie met with a judge in court in order to get the restraining order lifted. That was allowed, and so now Charlie and Brooke Mueller are back on their way home. Apparently, Brooke wanted the restraining order lifted earlier so that she could speak to Charlie about issues with their kids. Uummm…I don’t know that I would need an order lifted for that actually. I think I’d just do whatever I thought was best, and the guy who smacked me could go to hell if he didn’t like it. I just don’t understand these women who take their man back after they’ve been beaten by them. I know, it’s very common and they usually do, it takes a lot to leave, blah blah blah. I know. Still, it makes me crazy. From Celebrity Dirty Laundry,

“The ‘Two and a Half Men’ star is reportedly determined to sort out his problems and get his relationship with Brooke Mueller – who he is accused of assaulting on Christmas Day (25.12.09) – back on track after a judge modified a restraining order against him yesterday (08.02.10) so the couple can live together again. A source told the Chicago Sun-Times newspaper: “Charlie and Brooke already are going through intense marriage counselling and Charlie has been very religious about attending Alcoholics Anonymous meetings and serious anger management counselling. “He’s telling everyone that he is going to do everything he can to make it work – and last.”

The restraining order which was put in place after the actor was charged with felony menacing and misdemeanour charges of third-degree assault and criminal mischief, has now been lifted on the condition the 44-year-old star does not drink alcohol, is in possession of guns or harasses his wife. Brooke’s attorney, Yale Galanter, said the couple – who have ten-month-old twin sons Bob and Max – had hugged and kissed in Pitkin County Courthouse after yesterday’s hearing before leaving separately, but planned to return to their Los Angeles home together.

He said: “I can tell you, Brooke very badly wanted to have contact with Charlie. There are many children’s issues she wanted to communicate with him about. “Brooke’s desire was to get the order modified so they could have contact and communicate because of their children. Judge Boyd was gracious enough to grant that and now Charlie and Brooke are on their way back to Los Angeles to continue their lives.”

There’s really not a lot more to say is there? Denise Richards recently told Oprah that Charlie was also abusive to her when they were married. And although she did say that Charlie never hit her, he was still abusive. So he’s stepped it up a notch with Brooke and most likely, will do it again. Because we all know that nothing’s going to come out of this hearing in March.

This is why I hate Gisele Bundchen. Not only does she have her baby in a bathtub, but she also returns to work seven weeks later. It’s really this latter reason that I have a problem with because, come on! Did I mention, if you don’t already know, that Gisele Bundchen works as a supermodel? Yet, seven weeks later, there she is, prancing around in winter bikinis and whatnot. How are real women supposed to live up to this kind of expectation? I know, I know. I realize we live in an ‘educated’ society that knows it’s not reasonable for it to happen this quickly with ‘real’ women. But let’s face it. Those women who had a baby six months ago and still aren’t feeling up to going back to work, all hate Gisele a little bit too right now. Radar Online has all the details on how she handles it all,

“Supermodel Gisele Bundchen gave birth to her baby son Benjamin, by her NFL football star husband Tom Brady, in a bathtub, it has been revealed.

Bundchen told a reporter from the Brazilian show Fantastico during a fashion shoot in Boston, that she gave birth naturally in the tub at the couple’s Beacon Hill townhouse.

“Gisele gives off simplicity, spirituality, shows that she has concern with living well, being happy and, now, with being an excellent mom,” the reporter revealed.

In a preview of the interview, which airs this weekend, the Brazilian correspondent added: “From what I saw in the interview, I’d say she’s right on track.”

Meantime, the stunning model is back to doing what she does best, returning to modeling work just seven weeks after giving birth.

Gisele did a photo shoot Monday, for Colcci‘s winter campaign. Already back in shape, the genetically blessed Brazilian did her first work since the arrival of baby Benjamin. The setting was a studio in Boston and the Übermodel worked for several hours with the renowned photographer David Sims.

Welcome to the world of working moms Gisele!”

I also don’t have anything against having natural home births per se, I just don’t understand them. I don’t know why it’s become so trendy to think of Western medicine as ‘bad’ when people halfway around the world would do anything for half of the resources that we have at our fingertips. And God forbid something should go wrong. Why do you not want to surround yourself with the best equipment and doctors that can handle a real genuine life or death emergency? Can you not find a way to be spiritual in a hospital room? I hear they have real cozy ones now. Set up just like a cottage inn and everything. And doctors, tubes, equipment, scanners, and monitors all in the next room!

Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy are one of my favorite couples. At first, it was their anti-marriage stance that made me pay more attention to them. As far as I know, the two aren’t not getting married for political reasons, or taking any kind of “not until it’s legal for everyone!” stand, they just simply don’t see the point. And I say, hooray for them! I think that kind of thinking is refreshing in today’s world, when a couple is actually just doing what’s best for them and not trying to make some kind of statement about it.

Okay, more reasons to love Jim and Jenny. They also do oodles of good work, most of which is for autism, which Jenny’s son is affected by. They recently just hosted a poker tournament to raise money for the cause and People nabbed them long enough to talk about the event, and of course, to give them a chance to talk about their relationship, and give us even more reasons to love them. From People,

“Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy have been together four years – and they have a simple explanation about what makes their relationship work.

“Say what you mean,” McCarthy tells PEOPLE. “No one has the energy for mind games.”

“Jenny is the first person that I’ve been with where I don’t have a giant question mark over my head,” Carrey says at the Saturday Night Spectacular poker event he hosted with McCarthy at Miami’s Bank of America Tower.

But how do they keep their relationship on track? “Communication,” McCarthy says, before ticking off other important factors. “Being turned on by each other. Being each other’s soul mate.”

“When you’re not turned on, there’s generally something to talk about,” Carrey interjects. “So, it’s good to listen to that.”

Carrey, 48, and McCarthy, 37, hosted the event to raise funds for their autism organization, Generation Rescue. “This is so important,” Carrey says. “Everyone knows someone who has been touched by autism. It’s important to know that there is hope.”

It’s an issue that hits close to home for them both. McCarthy’s son, Evan, was diagnosed with autism in 2004. Since Carrey started dating McCarthy, he and Evan have developed a close bond. “I think a man who is good with children is sexy,” McCarthy says. “And Jim definitely is. He loves Evan so much.”

With Valentine’s Day around the corner, does the happy couple have any big plans? “I don’t know,” McCarthy says, before turning to Carrey. “What are we going to do?”

He just smiled: “Every day is Valentine’s Day, baby.”

I’d like to imagine that with these two, every day is Valentine’s Day. But I think because they’re so honest, it’s most likely not. Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy have always been quite open about their relationship, even though there’s not a whole ton of drama surrounding these two. They’ve also made it quite clear that they are in it for the long haul with each other – but that there will most likely never be a piece of paper to prove that.

As I was writing a post about Britney Spears the other day, I couldn’t help but wonder what was new with her sister, Jamie Lynn Spears, and that cute little baby she had some time ago. It seems that Jamie Lynn has definitely faded into the background and become known only as “Britney Spears’ sister”, despite my attempts to prevent that from happening. But, there seems to be a lot that’s new with Britney’s lil sis. She’s dumped her baby daddy, Casey Aldridge, and hooked up with someone quite a bit older than her. His name is James Watson and he’s everything Jamie Lynn needs. He’s ten years older than she is, she can see a future with him, and he’s got money. Sounds like a match made in heaven, doesn’t it? From Bump Shack,

“Britney Spears’ little sister Jamie Lynn Spears has reportedly broken up with her baby daddy Casey Aldridge and she has already found a new love, a 28 year-old local businessman by the name of James Watson.

The mother of the 19-month old Maddie Briann and James, who owns a company called Advanced Multimedia Partners, started dating last December and they are apparently really happy together. James is more mature, ambitious and a big spender, which is something that Jamie enjoys in a man.

“He installs communications equipment and high-definition TVs for large corporations,” the source says. “James enjoys making money — and enjoys spending it too.”

“They started dating last December,” a source tells Star. “I don’t think James cares at all about who she is; they really seem to like each other.”

Jamie could not imagine a future with Casey since he is young, immature and not exactly career oriented. The 18 year-old mom only stayed with her baby’s daddy for good publicity. “Even when she was pregnant, she didn’t really see a future with him,” a friend tells Star. “She only gave the impression of staying with him so long because it looked better in the eyes of the public.”

Okay firstly, I’m not buying the whole bit about how Jamie Lynn stayed with Casey because it looked good in the eyes of the public. Since when did either of the Spears’ girls what looked good to us? And good on them for it! Not to mention the fact that Jamie Lynn has been out of the eye of the public for quite some time. So, if this whole thing with her and Casey just went down recently, I highly doubt she was staying with him for appearances’ sake.

It does disappoint me that Jamie Lynn is so eager to be with someone because they have money. And I don’t know that an 18-year-old dating a 28-year-old is such a good idea either. But since when did Jamie Lynn Spears ever make good decisions? Sadly, it’s easy to see why she did only become known as Britney Spears’ sister.

I heard that John Mayer and Taylor Swift had hung out together in Nashville a couple of weeks ago. When I first read about it I thought, “Oh no, Taylor, be smarter than that, girl!” Because when you hear about Mayer entering into the same state as a girl, you automatically assume that he’s trying to get with her. But as I read, it seemed as though Taylor was indeed smarter than that and the whole thing was nothing more than just John, Taylor, and a bunch of other friends, hanging out together. The whole thing was dropped…until just recently.

Now Mayer is reportedly going around whispering to friends about how that night in Nashville might just appear in one of the country singer’s songs between the two had a ‘fling’, meaning a one-night stand. This is just so hard for me to picture! I mean, Mayer, sure, I expect nothing more. In fact, I’m surprised he has Tweeted about it since. But Taylor?! That’s what makes this so hard for me to believe. She does seem smarter than hooking up with the biggest known player in the land, and she just doesn’t seem like the kind of girl to do one-night stands. And the fact that all of this comes from ‘a source’, makes me even more skeptical. From Digital Spy,

“John Mayer has reportedly revealed that he had a brief romance with Taylor Swift.

Mayer has allegedly admitted to a friend that he “hooked up” with the 20-year-old country singer while they were both in Nashville, Tennessee, on January 24.

The source said: “She was sitting on John’s lap, her arms were around him, and she was talking in his ear. They were acting like teenagers.”

The source claimed that the couple dined at the Cabana restaurant and were joined by their friends. After their dinner reservation, they were spotted leaving the restaurant alone and heading to the Hermitage Hotel.

“Taylor spent the night and enjoyed mid-morning room service before leaving his suite the next day”, the source added.

Both Mayer’s and Swift’s spokespeople have denied the reports.”

And Taylor Swift is barely out of her teenage years so it shouldn’t be surprising to anyone that she was acting like one. That being said, I think she’s always been a smart teenager…at least in the important areas anyway. Yes, it seems like with the White Horse singer at the top of her game, everyone seems to want a piece of her. I wonder what Taylor Lautner thinks about this. I’m rooting for him but, I don’t know. John Mayer seems to have some kind of charm I just don’t understand.

One of the things I love so much about the super couple that is Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck, is that the media seems to leave them pretty much untouched. I mean, there are a ton of pictures with Jen picking up Violet from preschool, or taking her girls to the park. But as for the rumor mill churning about them, and them being the focus of tabloids, well, they’re just not. And I think that makes them even more of a super couple. But alas, this week they have been touched by the unpleasant gossip, and rumor has it that Jen and Ben might just be in trouble after all.

Apparently, Ben has started smoking, and – gasp! – drinking again and Jen just can’t handle it. The whole time I reading the In Touch article, I kept thinking, “Here comes the ultimatum, here comes the ultimatum.” Because no good story leaves out the ultimatum. And while this tabloid didn’t say that Jen gave Ben the ultimate choice, they did say that Jen fears for her marriage, and that she’s very unhappy about Ben’s cavorting ways. From In Touch,

“At Sundance, “Ben was definitely drinking,” a witness tells In Touch. “He had vodka on the table in front of him. This comes just 10 days after Ben was seen purchasing bottles of wine in LA.

“Ben’s started to have the odd beer and go out to bars,” a friend explains. Ben’s wife, Jennifer Garner, knows that he’s been drinking again – and she’s very upset about it.

“Jen laid down the law and asked him not to do it, and he promised he wouldn’t,” the friend adds. But not long after Ben landed in Utah, he hit the bottle. “Jen was hurt.”

While Jen knows Ben love her and their daughters with “all of his heart”, she worries that there’s a part of him that misses his old life. While recently filming The Town, Ben lit up whenever he was around Blake Lively. “It’s obvious that Ben’s been itching to let off some steam… he’s dying to have fun.”

But if Ben keeps drinking, his four-year marriage to Jen might be at risk. Although friends say he has no intention of slipping back into his destructive behavior, specialists not that “when a onetime alcoholic begins dabbling in drinking again, it can quickly turn into a full-fledged problem.”

Also troubling: Ben has already started smoking again, a friend reveals: “It’s the worry of one addiction leading to another that scares Jen.”

Jen is keeping an eye on Ben to ensure he doesn’t fall back to his old ways, but she knows that nagging could drive Ben away, and she doesn’t want to lose him to his addictive nature.”

I don’t understand why the media needs to paint Jen out as this goodie two shoes who will do no wrong and gets flabbergasted if her husband decides to have a beer. While sometimes I do wish that Jen were a little more like her character, Sydney, on Alias, I think she’s just a very nice person that hasn’t let the Hollywood lifestyle get to her. She’s found a good husband, they have a wonderful family, and I think people know that. It’s okay that Jen doesn’t have scandal or drama at every turn. In fact, it’s kinda what I like about her.

And thank God for it! Apparently there were rumors that Eminem and his ex-wife, Kim Mathers, had gotten back together. And even more so, that they were expecting a second child together! I am so very thankful that I didn’t hear about these rumors until they were disputed. Mostly because I probably would have broken down into some sobbing mess on the floor. Because ya know, other women are the only thing that stand between me and Em making it work. The debunking comes from Contact Music,

“A spokesperson for EMINEM has blasted reports the rapper and his ex-wife are expecting a baby together.
Reports suggesting the Stan hitmaker and Kim Mathers had reconciled, and were planning to add to their family, surfaced earlier this week (begs01Feb10), but Eminem has been quick to quash the rumours.
Speaking on behalf of the star, a representative says, “Contrary to false rumours spread by unreliable tabloids, Marshall and Kim Mathers are not romantically reunited in any way, nor are they expecting a child together.
“They are a divorced couple who share custody of their daughter and maintain a friendly relationship.”
The pair has been married twice – they last split in 2008. They share a 14-year-old daughter, called Hailie.”

‘Called Hailie’? Okay, she’s not a dog! She’s an actual person. Not related to the story but still, just bad English. I think it would be total disaster if Eminem and Kim ever got back together. But after two marriages that failed, I would think that they know better. But I guess with Eminem’s recent success with Relapse and all of us looking forward to Relapse 2 this coming year, Eminem’s going to be in the spotlight a whole lot more, which is a good thing. But just like any celeb, it’s always sure to get the tongues wagging.

And by the way, did anyone see Eminem perform at the Grammy’s? Soooo hot with Lil Wayne and Drake? Not that I really care either way about the other two but my God, Em looked and sounded better than ever!

I really hate to say anything bad about Britney Spears. Well okay, maybe not anything but generally, I try to take it easy on the girl. She’s been through a lot of crap, has never had a life of her own, and has worked hard to rebuild herself. I realize she’s done all of this while rolling around in her millions of dollars but actually, she hasn’t been doing that lately. And she may not be for some time. And this post isn’t saying anything bad about Britney either. Except that I do feel badly for her and think that people should start to see she’s not all that crazy anymore.

Britney Spears had a court hearing on January 22 to decide whether or not her father, Jamie Spears, should remain her conservator. Unfortunately for Brit, the courts sided with her dad and Britney remains under his control. And from the sounds of it, she didn’t get a fair fight either. From National Enquirer,

“Britney Spears “completely broke down” in the car on the way home from her Jan. 22 court date after realizing she may never get out from under her father Jamie’s conservatorship, The ENQUIRER has learned.

And when the father and daughter arrived back at Britney’s home, she “tore into him like a mad woman,” divulged a source.

“Her bodyguards had to physically restrain her from hitting Jamie. It was a terrible scene. Britney was totally out of control.”

The 28-year-old performer had been hoping to speak to the judge privately during the hearing, which was closed to the public, but her request was denied. Instead, she listened as her doctors gave Jamie credit for her progress over the past year.

They also told the court Britney still wasn’t capable of handling her own medical care or personal life.

On the way home, Britney called ex-husband Kevin Federline and told him “she wants to flee the country with the boys,” divulged the source.

Fearing she may try to run, Jamie has hired two more bodyguards. One is posted outside Britney’s bedroom door 24 hours a day, according to the source.

Britney is so angry,she has tried to break several pieces of surveillance equipment used to monitor her.

“Her family is very worried because Britney hasn’t acted out like this in a long time,” added the source.

“They fear she will do something desperate.”

Okay, can we give the girl a break? Just a tiny one. Yes, I give Jamie Spears all the credit in the world for helping – helping- Britney get back on her feet. But no one can tell me that it didn’t take a hell of a lot of hard work on her part to make it happen. I can understand her ripping into her dad. I’d be pretty upset too if someone tried to make it clear 3 years after the fact that I couldn’t handle myself when I knew much, much better.

And as for the part about hitting him? Well, let’s just hope that’s not true. I mean, I can’t say I wouldn’t have hit him myself but it definitely doesn’t make her case any stronger. The same goes with taking off with the kids. Let’s hope that Britney really does know better at this point. That would look incredibly bad and I’m not sure, but I think she’s even capable of having charges pressed against her if she were to do something like that. Again, let’s hope that she knows better and that it’s not true. Or, in the very least, that it was something that was said in the heat of the moment and that Britney would never do it.

Well it seems that Tiger Woods has gotten his little pecker in order and calmed him down a bit because he’s been released from rehab. Tiger is set to leave sex rehab by the end of this week and his wife, yes – wife, Elin Nordegren, is flying in to pick him up and bring him home. Well, if he comes home, it won’t be for very long. He and Elin are planning on going away somewhere together to spend some time with each other privately. Aw, isn’t that romantic? A little getaway from the tramps that want to get with your husband. From Radar Online,

“Tiger Woods is leaving sex addiction rehab by the end of this week, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

His wife Elin has flown to Hattiesburg, Mississippi to bring Tiger home, sources close to the situation told RadarOnline.com.

The golfing legend is at the end of his program at Gentle Path in Hattiesburg, Mississippi.

As RadarOnline.com reported earlier, his wife Elin has called off the divorce – for now – and is giving Tiger a second chance.

When Tiger leaves the clinic, he and Elin plan to go away together, alone, for a few days, sources told RadarOnline.com.

“Tiger and Elin want to be alone out of public when he leaves the clinic,” a source close to the situation told RadarOnline.com.

Elin previously spent five days with Tiger as part of his therapy program in Mississippi. Because of excellent security she was unseen by the press in Hattiesburg, but her absence was notable in Orlando.

The week she was gone her twin sister was photographed out with her children and even took them to Sea World.

Now she’s flown to get Tiger and bring him home.

“He should be out by the weekend,” a source close to the situation told RadarOnline.com. “They are giving their marriage another try.”

RadarOnline.com was first to report that Tiger would return to golf by the Spring and that plan is still on schedule – and he may try to play even sooner.

“He wants his life back,” one source told RadarOnline.com.

Tiger has been in rehab for approximately six weeks. His secret life of cheating was exposed when the National Enquirer was first to report that he was in a serious five-month relationship with Rachel Uchitel. The golfer has now been linked to at least 14 women during his marriage.”

Well isn’t that just lovely? I guess when you have more money than God you can just screw your life up as badly as you want to and pay absolutely no consequences. And I just have to say one more time that I am not buying the whole sex rehab thing. When did this become such a hot trend It seems that everyone now that’s caught with their pants down just goes to sex rehab because “they have a problem.” I think we all need to grow up a little bit and start taking responsibility for our actions. Maybe then marriages and such can actually be worked on in an honest manner.

And let’s face it, we all know that she’s staying with Tiger for the money. Which just makes me lose so much respect for her. Who else is going to stay after your husband has been with 14 women? And those are just the ones we know about! Can you imagine how many more there must have been that never came forward or were found out about?

I do think it’s a bit funny that Elin’s sister was photographed as “Elin” while Elin was visiting her gigolo in rehab. I mean, I feel badly for the woman that she couldn’t be left alone while she was babysitting but still, it’s always funny when the paps get it wrong.