The former DJ for Kid Rock, Uncle Kracker has been accused of sexually assaulting a 26-year old woman in a nightclub, The Ess Lounge, in North Carolina. Uncle Kracker isn’t afraid to fight back, outraged that people think he would commit a sex crime… Eh, considering that he used to work with Kid Rock? I’ll reserve judgment for now, but it’s pretty shaky.
Uncle K told People on Friday morning:
“It’s regrettable that someone would make this kind of an allegation, it’s not the kind of thing that I’d do, as a father of three girls … I’m saddened that anyone might think I’m capable of this sort of thing.”
Uncle K was released on $75,000 bond, although an early statement, made by some other idiot, said that his bond was something like $5 million.