Top 10 Signs your celebrity husband might be gay:
10. His Nickname is Toothy Tile
9. Renee Zellwegger decides to marry him
8. Despite being People’s Sexiest Man alive 5 years straight..he’s still single.
7. The only girls he wants to be around are The Golden Girls and The Gilmore Girls..on his TiVo
6. He knows Clay Aiken’s screen name
5. He played Doctor at a real young age
4. He’s been spending a lot of time with Matthew McConaughey, Lance Armstrong & Jake Gyllenhaal
3. Has NOT hooked up with Paris Hilton
2. He’s so ‘desperate’ to prove that he isn’t gay that he awkwardly makes out with a television actress in front of the paparazzi
1. He marries a ’star’.