“Actor Tim Allen and his wife Jane Hajduk are expecting their first child together this spring. The new arrival will join Tim’s daughter Katherine, 19, from his prior marriage to Laura Deibel.

Tim, 55, and Jane, 42, were married in October 2006.”

Congratulations to the happy couple I suppose. I hope the kid isn’t creepy-looking like their dad.

“Then Walter B’s [webcam] image popped up on screen – and Willis showed off his tattoos to prove his identity to the stunned bloggers.”

Well, he’s my new hero… oh hell, he’s always been my hero!

The star of Goodfellas, Paul Sorvino, had 60 cubic yards of horse manure dumped in his front yard and driveway. His daughter, Amanda, runs a shelter for endangered domestic animals, hired JBD Waste Hauling, and there was a dispute over the bill. They responded to the canceled check, by dumping horse manure all over Sorvino’s yard and driving. …If it were me, someone would definitely be getting whacked. Read more on Celebrity Mound…

Remember ‘Home Improvement’ with Tim Allen? Think back… it was a great show. Well, now remember the youngest child of the celebrity family? That’s Taran Noah Smith. He’s just had his first divorce… and it’s a strange one. His family and he went into financial battle when he married an older woman at 17. They decided to have an open marriage, though he just recently left her, because she announced, to everyone, that she prefers women to men! …Taran, your parents are right. Go home, and grow up– away from the gold diggers.

Heather Locklear, now has a new sweetheart, Jack Wagner, both ex-costars of “Melrose Place.” She’s getting around… after she divorced Tommy Lee, she hooked up with Richie Sambora. Eventually those two split, and just before Wagner, she was with David Spade. …You’d have to be kind of desperate to be into Joe Dirt, if you ask me.

Famous comedian, the late Richard Pryor, left an enormous estate to one person; his sixth wife, and now widow. His six children children, were left with absolutely nothing. There is a lot of friction between his last wife, Jennifer Pryor, whom his children call the “evil stepmother.” Richard’s eldest daughter, Elizabeth Pryor has filed a petition to the court, and hopes to prove Jennifer forged Richard’s name on the “new will,” because at the end of Pryor’s life, he was unable to write. Good luck with the evil stepmother!