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Waaaay back in July, of 2007, Angie Everheart and Joe Pesci got engaged, I personally made note of it in a little link found in the main story about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. From HollywoodHeartbreaker:

“Joe Pesci, the ultimate movie mobster, and Angie Everhart, Sports Illustrated model, and notorious for dating royalty, are … engaged. Weird, eh?”

Apparently, the wise but slow people over at TMZ are just now finding out about it. From TMZ:

“How on Earth did Joe Pesci convince Angie Everhart to marry him?

TMZ caught the odd couple closing down Ago last night. Pesci was there with his former Sports Illustrated model fiancee just a week after cameras spotted him with a car full of other hotties — but not Everhart.

Angie doesn’t have the best track record; she was engaged to Rambotox himself, Sylvester Stallone, and once said Howard Stern was, “the best sex I’ve ever had.”"

Howard Stern? -Cringe.- He’s not even that funny. Gross. As hot as Angie Everheart is, she’s also kind of a groupie for Hollywood’s freaks. I wouldn’t be surprised if her next big challenge was Weird Al, or Pee Wee Herman. And despite Joe Pesci being the ultimate mobster badass… he’s freaking ancient! Pesci looks like a damn wax figure. It’s creepy. So one has to wonder why Everhart would be willing to sleep with someone who looks like he just stepped out of a Tim Burton movie. I’m guessing the money must be damn good; it’d have to be.

Jennifer Flavin, wife of Sylvester Stallone, popularly known as “Rocky” even though, –as a side note, it kind of pisses me off that people call him that, the man has a name, gosh, –now has a lovely portrait of herself on Stallone’s enormous shoulder and bicep. Not only is that sweet, it’s kind of hot too. From TMZ:

“Rocky recently went twelve rounds with a tattoo artist, getting his real-life Adrian — Jennifer Flavin — blasted onto his beefy shoulder. What, no Mickey Goldmill?

Let’s hope the tat doesn’t turn out to be like most celebrity inkings — a huge mistake. Just ask Tom Arnold, Johnny Depp, Pamela Anderson ….”

It might be the irrepressible Southern redneck woman in me… but honestly, I have to say I think that is just the most romantic thing ever. Not to mention, if there’s a woman that ever comes after you, that bitch will have nightmares. Your face, on her man; she’ll have a mental complex constructed in under a week.

The fading Hollywood star Sylvester Stallone has been fined for bringing banned body-building drugs into Australia earlier this year (2007). The ‘Rocky’ star has been asked to pay $2,450 only for this crime! (How come all celebrities get off so cheaply? I am sure that have much more moolah to shell out than poor you and me…)

The 60 year old actor pleaded guilty and showed plenty of remorse during this trial in an escape to pay the maximum penalty of $18, 136, according to Deputy Chief Magistrate Paul Cloran. But the DCM, Cloran has also ordered Stallone to pay the prosecution costs to the tune of $8,244 since the actor didn’t appear in the Sydney court for sentencing. (Now that’s what I call justice!)

On 16 May 2007, (last week) Stallone had public ally apologized for bringing the banned growth hormone ‘Jintropin’ into Australia in Feb’07. The Sydney airport customs officials detained the actor, seized his luggage and also raided his hotel room and searched his private jet for the substance. (Stay away from Jintropin now Stallone….how much do you need to grow anyways?)