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Kim Porter Is “Hip Hop Girlfriend Barbie”

She’s Like “Hip Hop Girlfriend Barbie.”Supposedly there have been rumours about P Diddy being abusive, physically to his girlfriends. Kim Porter was rumoured to have left P Diddy because he was physically abusive as well. But look, isn’t she sweet? Kim has come right up front about the whole thing, to state that P Diddy never abused her. From Contact Music:

Sean Combs’ ex-girlfriend has dismissed speculation she left the rap mogul because he was physically abusive. Model Kim Porter ended her on/off 10-year romance with Combs, who is the father of her three children, last month (Jul07). And while she accepts her ex has a ‘temper’, Porter insists he never once abused her. She says, ‘He has a little temper. Sometimes he talks to people in ways that they don’t like, but he’s never been physically abusive to me. We had our arguments like any couple, but that’s normal - I don’t see a problem with that. He’s not an abusive person.”

Kim has got to be either paid off by P Diddy’s representatives, or just about the nicest female walking the face of the Earth. She also confirmed in a later interview, that Sienna Miller never broke up their relationship. That Sienna and Combs were just “really good friends.” Kim even knows that P Diddy cheated on her, and is as complacent about it as ever. From The Bosh:

“’I will never sit here and say that Puffy - or any man - is 100 per cent faithful. I just don’t believe it. Some of you are, but I’m not going to sit here and say that I didn’t believe that he cheated on me. I would never say that. I’m aware that he’s cheated.”

Jesus, Kim. Lithium? I wish I could be that calm… unless she’s the type to go home, break everything in the house… then be all smiles in public. That could be scary. Kim might be a little conceited, though. Her thoughts on J-Lo and Diddy’s relationship were pretty straightforward. From The Bosh:

“’It was an embarrassment. I never thought it was real. I knew what was going on with him. Despite what you see in print and when the cameras are flashing, what’s going on in someone’s heart may be totally different. He was still in love with me. I never looked at their relationship as serious.”

Well, wow. Fairly snarky isn’t she? Still, as long as Kim and Diddy can keep it together, and raise their kids decently, without the constant court battles, and whatnot, more power to both of them.

Steve Martin Gets Married On The Sly

Steve And Anne

Steve Martin was married over the weekend, in a small ceremony. The former senator of Nebraska, Bob Kerrey, and friend of Steve Martin, presided over the ceremony in which Steve married Anne Stringfield. The creator of Saturday Night Live, Lorne Michaels, was Martin’s best man. Steve just told the guests, including actors Tom Hanks, Diane Keaton, Eugene Levy and Carl Reiner - that they were just there for a house party! Cute, Steve. I wonder if anyone wore those embarrassing khaki shorts, that someone always wears at an affair they think will be… more casual? My money is on Tom Hanks.

It’s so cute that they got married all slick like.

It was the first marriage for Anne, 35, and at 61, Steve’s second. He was first married to Victoria Tennant, but divorced her in 1994 after they had been together for nearly eight years. Anne and Steve have been dating for about three years, and who cares about age difference anyway? It’s so cute that they got married all slick like. Plus, it’s reported that Anne pulled Steve out of depression, and got him to write his autobiography, “Born Standing Up” set to come out in November of this year.