Oh goody! We love those, especially from those obnoxious Sex and the City women. It’s not that I hate the celebrities in the show, it’s just that I hate the show. It’s retarded, and degrading to women who aren’t whores, everywhere. Ahem, tirade over, but anyhow, yes, Kristin Davis, star of Sex And The City, also in the upcoming film, has her own little feature soon to debut all over the Net. From The Evil Beet:
“So word on the street is that Kristin Davis has a sex tape that’s getting ready to hit the World Wide Web. Yeah, that’s right: Charlotte York made a sex tape.
Apparently an ex-boyfriend of hers sold some stills from the video to ClubTaylorRain.com. You need to have access to the members area to get all the shots, and I refuse to do that, but I’ll certainly post what I come across here.
Interesting timing, considering the Sex and the City movie will be hitting theaters soon. If they even think about calling this sex tape Oral Sex and the City, I’m suing someone for total lack of creativity.”
I want to keep HollywoodHeartbreaker safe for work, not to mention, people with kids, so I’m not going to include some of the infamous photos that are supposedly stills from the sex tape. However, they are fairly easily found, if you’ve got a hard-on for old chicks. Not that Kristin Davis isn’t attractive; just that she’s kind of getting on the fossilized side of the hill, and I’m not into MILF porn.
Recently a website premiered somewhere out there, in the dark recesses of the Internet’s more disturbing and grotesque underbelly that presented a video of Gene Simmons screwing someone. -Shudder.- No no, don’t get me wrong, I LOVE KISS… But that’s just disgusting. He’s like, a million years old, and the tongue thing? Oh god, where’s my little airline puke bag? From TMZ:
“Gene Simmons’ legal team has taken an ingenious first step in shutting down a website featuring a video that shows Gene in a sex act with a woman who is not his longtime girlfriend, Shannon Tweed.
We’re told Gene’s lawyers contacted Webmastercentral.com, which is responsible for the content on the website promoting the video — ordering them to cease and desist because of copyright infringement. How, you ask, is this copyright infringement? Gene’s lawyers claim the site had no right to use face paint to promote the skin flick, because face paint is a KISS thing.
And now we’re being told, the tape is old and the copyright owner is … drum roll … Gene Simmons! Apparently, Gene got wind of the tape a few years back and bought the rights. Who’s the apprentice now?
BTW, the tape was shot without Simmons’ permission or knowledge — and may well be illegal. That’s why TMZ hasn’t run it.”
Gawd, how gross. Thank god the damn tape isn’t there. And don’t go looking for it either, you guys. Anni’s Final Thought: “Don’t subject yourself to that kind of trauma willingly. It’s just as bad as 2girls1cup, and don’t try to convince yourself anything different.”
I’m not sure how many of you guys out there followed the ‘I Love New York‘ reality series, but… Alright, I admit it. I watched it religiously. Can you believe it? Yeah, I know. I thought I was better than that too. Anyway, if you’ve ever seen the show, you know why it held my attention. Those people are ruthless! Pretty called New York out on having sloppy weave. Tailor Made and Buddha got into a fist-fight. This was not the celebrated, soft-core white people crap you see on MTV. Anyway, supposedly there was a porno tape floating around with New York, aka Tiffany Pollard, as the star. From People TV:
” Tiffany “New York” Pollard survived her sex tape drama with her usual moxie — and her new fiancé’s love and support.
The I Love New York star is relieved and thrilled that MediaTakeOut.com yanked the grainy, explicit tape from its website. “We understand that New York is now claiming that it’s not her in the tape,” the website says in an editor’s update. “In fairness to New York, the video has been removed.”
Says Pollard: “I’m so happy they pulled it. As I’ve said again and again, it wasn’t me in that tape and this proved it.”
That doesn’t mean the ordeal was easy to endure. When a friend called the VH1 star on Sunday to tell her that the site had posted what it claimed was a sex tape of Pollard, she immediately turned to her Prince Charming — fiancé “Tailor Made” (a.k.a. George Weisgerber). “Oh, my George,” Pollard sighed to PEOPLE in a recent interview. “I told him what happened and he said, ‘I stand by you.’ He didn’t question me. He helped me relax about it.”
Not an easy feat, considering she “blew a gasket” when she learned about the tape. “I was floored,” she said. “I thought, ‘I have to clear this up.’ It saddened me as a woman and as a black woman. (MediaTakeOut.com calls itself ‘the most visited black website in the world.’) I feel violated because it’s not me. If that were me, I would stand by it. They crossed the line.”
Besides the support she got from Weisgerber, who proposed on I Love New York 2’s Jan. 6 reunion show, she dealt with the scandal with her typical “New York” take-no-prisoners attitude. “I’m not going to let this (put) me in a state of being sad or feeling beaten up. I’m gonna be a big girl about it. I’m gonna stay strong.”
Still, she adds: “It’s a disgusting thing to have to go through.”“
I think it’s adorable how Tailor Made, the total puppy that he is, was right there, being the doormat again. It could’ve been a porno tape made a week before with some other random guy, and Tailor Made would have said, ‘Oh, I love you New York; here, walk on me baby, you know how I like having your foot up my ass.’ The guy has no balls, but, truthfully, he was the best choice out of all the contestants.
