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…Despite the fact that Ryan Reynolds wears what seem to be women’s jeans, and is a tad on the femme side. Also, the majority of the Internet population was unaware that the two were even dating. I was not one of the majority, however, being the celebrity omniscient type. Go me. From The Evil Beet:

“It’s official!

Scarlett’s rep has confirmed the engagement, saying that “they’re both thrilled.”

Scarlett’s expected to debut her ring tonight, at the Metropolitan Museum Costume Institute Gala in New York. We’ll have the pics as soon as they exist, of course.

Ryan was, you’ll recall, previously engaged to Alanis Morissette, who I certainly hope will be writing some sort of angsty ditty about this bullshit. I hope it’s called “I’ve Released Seven Goddamn Albums and Not a Single One of Them Has Contained a Fucking Tom Waits Cover, You Pretentious Little Bitch.”

You know what’s really weird? Even though they’ve been dating for a year, there are no pictures of the two of them together. I checked three photo services, and couldn’t find a single one. Strange indeed.”

There actually are a few photos floating around of Scarlett and Ryan, though they’re not very good ones. And I think I could probably agree with the opinion of ScarJo’s talent for song being somewhere around the bottom end of a scale from one to ten. Tom Waits should also never be covered; not by anyone, ever, ever, ever. This couple is destined for divorce, I’m afraid. Scarlett is cute and all, but ditsy, and there’s no way Ryan can possibly be straight.

Good news for all you guys out there who have been drooling over the celebrity who just happens to look eternally fifteen years old. The actress is planning to raise enormous amounts of money for a charity, in which the guys will be bidding on a date with Scarlett. From InTouch:

“It’s a fantasy for many men — and it’ll be a dream come true for two lucky (and deep-pocketed) fellas. A date with Scarlett Johansson is up for grabs! The actress is raising money for the Oxfam charity and is auctioning off what is sure to be the biggest moneymaker for the charity — a date with the actress which includes accompanying her to the summer premiere of her upcoming film, He’s Just Not That Into You. The eBay auction starts today, so start saving your pennies, boys!”

And it’s on eBay! How much easier could you guys have it? When will they auction off a date with Steve Buscemi? I’d sell my house… he’s so hot. -Cough.- Anyway, aside from the obvious egotistical aspects of an auction like this, it’s still a great idea for charity. Why don’t more celebrities do this?

It was Scarlett Johansson’s turn to host and perform at the Saturday Night Live this weekend. She wore a black gown with a deeeeep neck, which revealed more than it covered…and we are talking about her bosom.

While, we are sure that Scarlett’s fans must have been happy at being able to see her ample and obvious cleavage, the photographers too went wild trying to get a shot of Scarlett entering the SNL’s afterparty at McCormick & Schmick’s late Saturday night in New York. And when this really well-endowed starlet tired to get past the ogling crowd, one of the cameramen’s started shouting “don’t be a bitch! Bitch! Bitch!”

And can you guess what happened next? We are truly surprised because even being called a ‘bitch’ didn’t make Scarlett Johanson stop to turn around and face the camera, or attempt to flash her pearly whites for it! Truly, it’s shocking. We tell you, it’s next to impossible to know what women want these day…Sigh!

ScarNett or JoshHannson whatever you call them…call them no more! Word on the street is that this couple is just about dunzo! A source close to the couple tells Page Six, “They are on the rocks, Scarlett is always mad at him, and they are always arguing.” A factor in the bickering is the fact that Josh is not even in the country..and we all know what Scarlett Johannson is capable of without Joshy-boy around…remember this?
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We all know that Wilmer Valderamma is absolutely irresistible..but I thought his admirers were more of the teeny-bopper, I wanna be cool so I’m dating an older man, pop queen type. Apparently I was wrong..Check out who he was seen partying it up with in the Hamptons after the cut:

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