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There are some days when I am sooo happy I don’t actually own a television; even though, as an American, I’m surrounded by them. However, that still means that my chances of seeing Rosie O’Donnel give Jimmy Kimmel a lap dance. It’s not that I have anything in particular against either of them; not personally anyway. They’re just not attractive… in any way. Rosie O’Donnel’s ass is huge, she looks a bit man-ish and Jimmy Kimmel looks like a weasel. From InTouch:

“Rosie O’Donnell wants to get up close and personal with Jimmy Kimmel. The loud-mouthed comedian and TV host admitted on her web site that the one thing she always wanted to do but just hasn’t gotten around to yet is to “give Jimmy Kimmel a lap dance.” She’d better be ready to rise to the occasion! The late-night TV host wasted no time in accepting her offer. “God is listening to your prayers,” said Jimmy on his show last night. “Let me just say, Rosie, I accept your offer and I would love to be part of making that dream come true for you. Whenever you want to do it, I am here, and my lap is open for business. Get ready to have your underpants stuffed full of cash.” It won’t be the first outrageous, risqué on-camera stunt for Jimmy. Not one to be out-done by his girlfriend, Sarah Silverman, who spoofed him with her “I’m F***ing Matt Damon” video, Jimmy filmed a hilarious response video with Matt’s BFF Ben Affleck, and a host of guest stars. The question is, what will Sarah do to top this?”

Hmm. I have to say though, both the I’m F*cking Ben/Matt videos are pretty “F*cking” funny, but what could Sarah possibly do? I have a stunt in mind that involves three lemons, Oprah, and a cheese grater, but something tells me they aren’t going to pick my idea.

Ever since Rose O’Donnell compared the media frenzy surrounding Britney Spears to that of Princess Diana, media, and especially the paparazzi, have been on the defensive. Both women have been followed around the clock and photographed as many times as the photographers can click their handy dandy little cameras. Spears’ recent late night car chase involving paparazzi was eerily reminiscent of Princess Diana’s death.

Bets and speculation as to when Britney Spears will die has become the conversation du jour. A Detroit, Michigan, radio station ran a contest as to who could correctly predict when Britney would die. The winner would receive $1,000. While this is beyond the pale of responsible journalism, one does have to look at Britney’s open invitation to such macabre topics.

As the media are quick to point out, Britney often invites this stalker-like behavior. Ever since her separation and divorce from Kevin Federline, she’s been a moving train wreck. If she’s not getting attention, she’ll do something to get it. She’ll get her head shaved at a beauty shop, knowing full well the cameras are clicking away. While many women shave their heads in a symbolic act of “out with the old, in with the new,” they don’t do it in such a “Look at me!” manner. Britney could’ve had someone come to her home and shave her head for her. Since she loves to wear wigs, no one would have known if she was bald.

Any celebrity who is followed as closely as she is would know that every move gets scrutinized. Being photographed as much as Britney has been, it’s hard to believe that she didn’t know there’d be photos of her without panties on splashed across the internet. Additionally, her latest boyfriend, married paparazzi Adnan Ghalib, once stalked her with his camera. Why she would enter a relationship with such a man is beyond me. I can only conclude she’s either dumb as dirt or an attention junkie. Let’s hope she gets some help soon. Unfortunately, the first step in getting help is to admit something is wrong with her. I doubt her multiple personalities will let her, though!

10. Do you remember Brandy? You know … -sings a little- “The boy is mine…”? R&B hotty from the 90’s? Well, once upon a time, an ex-beau called her a–… well, a not so very nice name. Supposedly she found the perfect way to pay him back. Scratching his car. A little weak, don’t you think?

9. The teenage singer, Charlotte Church was furious with her ex-boyfriend, Steven Johnson, in 2004 for hitting her hurt song, Casualty Of Love, back with his own track, It’s All Over, accusing her of cheating. Sound familiar? It’s at number nine, because it’s been done. By better artists.

8. Credit Suisse may not have wanted to bail out Trump Hotel Casino Resorts, Donald Trump’s broke casino company, but an internet gambling site called Casino Fortune is ready to give up the $400 million that his company needs. Who is promoting and advising on the deal? Mr. Wallis, owner of Casino Fortune has hired Stacie J., a reject from Mr. Trump’s show, The Apprentice.

7. In May of this year, Rosie flipped out on “The View” with co-host, Elisabeth Hasselbeck. An old friend of Rosie O’Donnell, Janette Barber, who used to work on The Rosie O’Donnell Show, figured Rosie was in need of some retribution. So she went into the studios of The View, and drew mustaches on all the photos of Hasselbeck on the wall.

6. Who does Paris Hilton blame for her jail sentence? Could it be… Martians? Liberace? Michael Jackson? Or … her lawyer? Yea… Guess who’s probably getting fired. Poor guy. But her representative says no way. We’ll see.

5. During Ryan Seacrest’s morning radio show, Nick Carter gave an earful about his dating Ashlee Simpson, a vengeful stab in Paris Hilton’s direction, after she supposedly cheated on him with Chad Michael Murray, who, according to Carter, was cheating Sophia Bush. Drama…

4. Dean McDermott… Tori Spelling’s new husband, has a particularly creative ex-wife. Mary Jo Eustace, after being cheated on with Tori Spelling, the “has been” and “never was”, decided to write a story; “My Husband Left Me For Tori Spelling,” after he came back from doing the Lifetime movie, told his wife, “We’re soul mates. [Tori] She loves me unconditionally . . . I don’t love you any more. And I don’t respect you. I haven’t for a very long time.” Good god. Could that guy be much more of a pig? Read about the slimy sleaze bag in The Other Woman.

3. Number three, is Nick Lachey, ever so sexy even in his sad song about his divorce with Jessica Simpson. The video, “What’s Left Of Me”, in which a Jessica look alike and he watch all of the possession they’ve acquired during their marriage disappear, with the Jessica impersonator disappearing last, is meant to describe the falling apart of their lives.

2. Britney Spears, way back before she starting getting knocked up, used to be Justin Timberlake’s significant other, for more than four years. Angry at your ex? Write a song about it, and make a video that makes her look like a cheater. Justin did. And it was a hit! Need to retaliate? Write a crappier, less popular song like Britney did:

“Once upon a time there was a little boy who tried so hard to be down.
Playing me publicly, twisting the story, see, made it the talk of the town.”
Then she sings: “Cry me..Cry me…done. Here’s a bridge to walk over it too.”

Ouch!

1. Soo… we’re finally at number one! Who’s the craziest she-b**** of all time? … Well… do you remember TLC? Of course you do. Well, Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes used to date the receiver of the Atlanta Falcons, Andre Rison. And day-um! did those two fight. After one argument, Left Eye tossed all of Andre’s teddy bears into the bathtub, doused them with lighter fluid, and set them on fire! Then, in the early, early hours of June 9th, 1994, (a year after an argument had led to gunplay), the couple had another fight, which ended in throwing punches, and Rison ran from the house. After that, Left Eye Lopes started another fire in the bathtub. But oops! She reflected later, “This wasn’t the same bathtub.”

No duh? The tub melted, and Andre’s house went up in flames. …Eesh. What pissed her off so much? Left Eye had found a box full of sneakers. Andre had apparently bought twenty pairs, she explained later, “and there were no size fours!”

Lisa Lopes, Left Eye, from TLC wins the Best Celebrity Revenge reward! RIP, Wild Child.

Do you have someone you want to get even with?

Make him pay.

After the departure of Star Jones, from the CBS show ‘The View’, its time for funny woman Rosie O’Donnell to resign from the show following a major showdown with co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Coincidentally, Rosie got Star’s spot despite mixed feeling from the other co-hosts of the show. And now it seems that Rosie and Elisabeth Hasselbeck are at war. I mean, come on, the ultra liberal Rosie and the conservative Elisabeth sharing the same table to discuss current events from across the world? Now whose idea was that?

On Wednesday Hasselbeck said that Rosie should clarify her statement - “655,000 Iraqi civilians have died. Who are the terrorists?”

Rosie said to Hasselbeck “I asked you if you believed what the Republican pundits were saying.” “Did I say yes?” Hasselbeck replied. “You said nothing and that’s cowardly,” Rosie shot back. “No, no, no. Do not call me a coward because I sit here every single day, open my heart and tell people exactly what I believe,” Hasselbeck shouted. “So do I,” O’Donnell replied.

Everyone at CBS wondered when Donald Trump was going to come out and hold Rosie down, while Elisabeth kicked her to get her frustration out. But Trump didn’t come.