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Riley Giles Tells All On Lindsay Lohan’s Sex-Crazedness! The Horror!

2312_lohan_04mob.jpgOh yes, it’s true! The backwater has risen up like bile to come forward and crush Lindsay Lohan’s practically virginal reputation! My god, who knew she was a slut?! Not I! Can you believe it, ladies and gentlemen? Lindsay Lohan has sex! Lots of it! Ahem. Moving on. Yeah, so, in order to claim his five minutes in the spotlight, Riley Giles has begun twittering on about how Lindsay Lohan was crazy for having sex, non-stop. From News of the World:

“Troubled Hollywood star Lindsay Lohan has traded her dangerous drug habit for a manic addiction to sex, the lover she picked up in rehab has revealed.

Speaking for the first time of their fling, snowboard daredevil Riley Giles told how the wild-child actress craved marathon nights of lust as she broke off her lethal love affair with drink and cocaine.

In an exclusive interview he said: “Lindsay’s definitely a nymphomaniac. She’s wild in bed. We’d have sex a couple of times in the day and then go to it through the night.

“We once did it four times in a row straight. That was crazy. Lindsay was insatiable. She’d demand sex again and again. We’d go at it for hours. She’d have worn out most guys.”

Extreme sports professional Riley, 24, met 21-year-old Lindsay while they were both having treatment for hard drug addiction at the Cirque Lodge centre in Utah.

The film star slipped the ski-slope hunk a secret note asking for his mobile phone number. Riley couldn’t resist and Lindsay was calling him up right away.

“From that moment it was on,” he recalled as he described their first snatched passionate kiss in a corridor, strictly against the rules. “The chemistry between us was so strong we couldn’t help ourselves.

But once they left the Cirque Lodge— after 60 days on the programme—they moved into a romantic log cabin in the nearby mountains They locked themselves in and were at it like rabbits.

Riley revealed how Lindsay used orgasm after orgasm as a potent substitute for the huge chemical hits she was used to while partying.

He explained: “When you orgasm, your endorphins shoot up and it becomes a massive natural high. If you have an addictive personality like Lindsay you need that to replace the highs you got from taking drugs all the time. Sex became a key part of her recovery.

“And we didn’t get out of bed for days. It was the perfect place—roaring fires with amazing views over the Sundance ski resort.

“The first time we had sex I couldn’t believe I was looking down at Lindsay Lohan naked. We’d barely gotten through the door when we just ripped each other’s clothes off.

Lindsay is so hot. She has a great body. Her backside is fantastic, perfect, all plump and round.

“She has great curves but her belly is nice and flat and toned. We couldn’t get enough of each other.”

And Riley insisted the connection between the pair wasn’t just physical.

Lindsay would tell me she loved me and I’d say that to her, too,” he said. “And I don’t say that to a lot of girls.

“She told me she’d only ever had three serious boyfriends—and I’m one of them. We even planned on getting a house and living together out here in Utah. We were together every day for a month and after that I could tell she really loved me a lot by the way she cried and cried when we had to say goodbye at the airport.”

But Riley revealed their relationship changed when Mean Girls star Lindsay got back to Los Angeles to pick up her career. And he confessed he is terrified she might return to her bad old ways.

“I worry because it must be very difficult to keep up your recovery,” he said. “I couldn’t do it. Lindsay has a very addictive personality.

And now she’s switched habits again. First it was drugs, then it was sex, now it’s shopping. Her whole day consists of spending—EVERY day. She gets her hair done every day and has a spray tan twice a week. I don’t think it’s healthy.”

But Riley is convinced Lindsay is determined to stay off drugs. And he revealed how she confessed she is haunted by a horrifying near-death experience.

He said: “She was in a London hotel and had been out partying all night and taking drugs. Back in her room she downed a load of Xanax anti-depressants and alcohol to mellow her out. She started running a bath, climbed in and before she knew it she’d passed out.

“As the bath overflowed she was totally unconscious and it was only because her assistant ran in and saved her that she didn’t drown. Lindsay said that was a terrifying wake-up call and showed her just how close she was to losing her life through drugs.”

Headline-grabber Lindsay was forced into her latest rehab stint after twice being arrested by cops.

In May she crashed her Mercedes into a Beverly Hills tree then in July she chased and harangued the mother of her former personal assistant. On both occasions police found cocaine on her

Riley told us: “Lindsay felt her life had become totally unmanageable. She drank from the moment she left work then stayed up all night doing coke.”

He insists he still talks to Lindsay every day and is planning a reunion soon. But he fears his dream of setting up home with her has now crashed.

“Her whole attitude changed about three weeks after she got back there,” he said. “It went from ‘I want to move to Utah’ to ‘Oh, I love LA so much I don’t ever want to leave.’

“She’s a great person but it’s hard to have a girlfriend in LA who’s surrounded by movie stars and doing whatever she wants. Sure, her friends were all nice to me. But anyone can put on a face and I don’t know how sincere they were. There are a lot of fakes in LA.

“And sadly, I think people would rather see Lindsay with a movie star than some snowboarding guy.”"

Oh, waaah. My god, could anyone possibly whine more? He sounds like a 14 year old without a date to the dance. Get over it, Riley. No one gives a shit how often Lindsay Lohan screws you, or anyone else. The fact that she’s a nympho isn’t news to anyone. The -entertaining- part of this story, is the fact that Riley Giles is clinging to the spotlight like a crackhead to a dealer.

Does Lindsay Lohan Have A New Toy?

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Lindsay Lohan was spotted at a restaurant kissing on some unknown male thing, not only once, but twice! Is this just some weekly flavor… or has she found a replacement for the poor, ditched Riley Giles? From TMZ:

“Cameras caught Lindsay Lohan kissing on a guy who could be Riley Giles‘ replacement. Movin’ on up!

Lohan was chowing down at Il Sole Friday night with guy in a beanie — she planted two smooches on him during dinner. But talk about a buzz kill — Lindsay also invited 13-year-old pap Austin to dine with them.

Is Lindsay off the market? Watch the video and decide for yourself.

Well, at least with any luck, Lindsay didn’t meet this new mystery man in rehab, or a methadone clinic. Who knows… Lindsay might be shooting for Paris Hilton’s standards; perhaps her new man is a pizza guy!

Lindsay Lohan & Riley Giles: DUNZO!

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Do you know, it’s funny, I keep wanting to type Riles Giley? What the hell? Anyway, Lindsay Lohan, known as Firecrotch to –most people, has broken up with poor Riley Giles, the guy no one knew until she picked him out of rehab, –a relationship destined to last, we all thought. From People:

Lindsay Lohan and Riley Giles, the 25-year-old snowboarder she met while seeking treatment at Utah’s Cirque Lodge, have ended their relationship, sources confirm to PEOPLE.

“They’re over – they’ve broken up,” a source says. “They split after Thanksgiving weekend.”

Adds another source: “She is concentrating on her life and her career.”

Lohan, 21, checked out of the exclusive Cirque Lodge on Oct. 5. She had been there since August. (The breakup was first reported by E! News.)

A week after his daughter had left Cirque Lodge, Lindsay’s father, Michael Lohan, told PEOPLE about Giles: “He’s a great, great kid. If you met him, you’d like him.”"

Yeah, coming from Michael Lohan, that must mean a lot. A family famous for their dysfunctionality, approves of the boyfriend that Lindsay Lohan, their rehab-friendly daughter, found in “Cirque Lodge” which sounds like a hotel for clowns. Now that Lindsay Lohan and Riley Giles have broken up, I can’t help but wonder if we’ll be seeing Riley again, and what Lindsay’s next abomination will be.

Lindsay Lohan & Riley Giles: Riley Is A Sissy

rileylindsay.jpgSo, Lindsay Lohan’s new boyfriend, the snowboarding guy, is a total wimp. After the two of them went out for a nice romantic dinner, Lindsay slid into the passenger side of the car, while her pathetic little boyfriend, Giles, slide right in behind her, and hid from the cameras. From TMZ:

“Now that Lindsay Lohan and Riley Giles are out of Utah and in photog-friendly Los Angeles, Riley is playing his part well — by taking a backseat to his starlet girlfriend’s celebrity. Down in front!

Lohan and her recreational snowboarding boyfriend ate at Katsuya in Hollywood last night. When it came time for the pair to make their exit, Lindsay hopped into the passenger seat and posed for several pics … while Giles slithered into the backseat, barely noticed.

That’s what they call a “metaphor.”"

A little advice for Lindsay’s new boytoy: Don’t let those cameras pass you by. She goes through men like babies go through diapers, and much in the same way.

Lindsay Lohan & Her Latest Mistake

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…It happens to be male, as most mistakes are. This mistake happens to be Lindsay Lohan’s, and therefore much more idiotic than your average “really-horrible-one-night-stand”. Her new boyfriend comes from rehab, likes long walks on the beach, drinking and driving, romantic, siren-lit rides to the station, and looks great in orange. From TMZ:

“TMZ obtained this mugshot of Riley Giles, who was pinched by the Summit County Sheriff in Utah for possession of a controlled substance by misrepresentation, fraud, forgery or subterfuge — in layman’s terms, he forged prescriptions for the drug Xanax. Summit County Sheriffs tell TMZ he was picked up by officers in March of 2006. Oh, and by the way, Riley spent 10 days in the slammer for DUI too. Matches are made in the most unusual places!”

Lindsay Lohan and her new boyfriend, Riley Giles seem really familiar to me for some reason. Oh yeah. Pete Doherty and Kate Moss, bare a striking resemblance. Maybe it’ll look more familiar if you can find pictures of all four of them with straws up their noses, bending over mirrors.