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Kate Moss is in a very twisted love triangle. Both Jamie Hince and Pete Doherty are in love with her despite rumors that she and Hince had recently split. However, the two were spotted quite snuggly as they shopped together in London today. From the Gossip Girls,

“Moss and Hince were said to have split following a big fight in the early hours of a weekend morning in early July.

Despite the heated argument, a little time apart seems to have been all that was needed for the duo to find their way back to one another - with an insider telling of Jamie and Kate’s meet-up today: “It squashes any rumors of a possible split.”

Well this is certainly bad news for Pete Doherty who was recently said to be trying to turn his dead cat into a ring for Kate. That’s right, it’s his cat. And it’s dead. And it’s about to become jewelry. Well, maybe not anymore. No one really gets this because it’s just so super creepy but apparently, it can be done. What is it with Moss’ attraction to freaks?

…It happens to be male, as most mistakes are. This mistake happens to be Lindsay Lohan’s, and therefore much more idiotic than your average “really-horrible-one-night-stand”. Her new boyfriend comes from rehab, likes long walks on the beach, drinking and driving, romantic, siren-lit rides to the station, and looks great in orange. From TMZ:

“TMZ obtained this mugshot of Riley Giles, who was pinched by the Summit County Sheriff in Utah for possession of a controlled substance by misrepresentation, fraud, forgery or subterfuge — in layman’s terms, he forged prescriptions for the drug Xanax. Summit County Sheriffs tell TMZ he was picked up by officers in March of 2006. Oh, and by the way, Riley spent 10 days in the slammer for DUI too. Matches are made in the most unusual places!”

Lindsay Lohan and her new boyfriend, Riley Giles seem really familiar to me for some reason. Oh yeah. Pete Doherty and Kate Moss, bare a striking resemblance. Maybe it’ll look more familiar if you can find pictures of all four of them with straws up their noses, bending over mirrors.

I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried. Kate Moss’s ex-boyfriend, Pete Doherty, gave her a brooch fashioned from a dead mouse. That’s right: A DEAD MOUSE. This is a new trend in jewelry that I do hope never catches on. I can’t imagine walking around with decomposing flesh pinned to my lapel; no perfume in the world could cover that stench.

According to sources close to Pete, the gift isn’t meant to be a gag, and it isn’t meant to harass Kate. It’s a metaphorical expression of his feelings for her, and his current psychological and emotional state in dealing with her loss:

“Pete is trying to emphasize how he feels about Kate- defeated, crushed, and broken, like a dead animal.”

Uh-huh. You go with that Pete; women love a deep-thinking man. Even if he sends us dead animals as presents. Our cats do that.

Perhaps it’s just a London thing: after all, we can remember that moment from the Real World: London when Neil Forrester opened his Valentine’s Day gift from his girlfriend, and discovered a pig’s heart with a spike through it. Something about that city makes people think that dead things are an appropriate expression of romantic sentiment.

Good lord, haven’t these two had enough of each other? I mean, honestly, they’ve been doing this back and forth thing for ages. And I definitely, for one, do not take Kate’s side in this. She obviously knows Pete is sleeping around, so what’s the deal? Kate should either leave him, or deal with it. Because honestly, is it such a great idea that two drug addicts of that magnitude are together? Maybe they could share a room at a methadone clinic. From Rush & Malloy:

“English supermodel Kate Moss has run back into the needle-scarred arms of Pete Doherty. Our man in London spotted the co-dependent couple at Claridge’s hotel last week, having a weepy reunion. Since then, against the wishes of her family and handlers, Moss has been holed up with the Babyshambles rocker in a $4,000-a-night suite at the Mayfair hotel for five days.
“Apparently, Kate has forgotten that Doherty told the Mirror - which reportedly paid him $80,000 - that she was “jealous and suspicious” and “a nasty old rag.”

“Now they’re said to be talking about a wedding and children. This, after Doherty’s umpteenth arrest last week for suspected drug possession. Not to mention those British reports that a vet discovered a sickly kitty - born to Pete’s cat Dinger (slang for syringe) - had cocaine in its system. Surely, he’ll make a great dad.”

Oh, Pete and Kate as parents? They’ll make Britney Spears look like Martha Stewart and Mother Theresa combined. That is to say if the two can even have children; they seem like the type to have completely shriveled and useless, diseased… ew, yeah. Or maybe they’ll give birth to wriggly alien types. Ugh.

Pete Doherty has been completely banned from Kate Moss ever since she tossed him out. So, poor Pete… reaches out to her with an interview with the UK’s, The Daily Mirror, her favorite rag. Pete says:

“I love her with all my heart. I like the way she walks and talks. I love her bones. I love her brain.”

That kind of sounds like a protest of love by Hannibal Lecter. But hey, maybe it’s junkie-speak. I’m sure Kate‘ll understand. Pete vents on being shut completely out of Kate’s life since their break-up:

“There’s been this lockdown and I can’t get hold of her. This is the only way I can get through. … I need her to know that she’s out of her fucking mind. Kate, if you love me then realise I don’t want any other girl. … Do I still love her? Don’t ask me that question. Why do you think I’m here today talking to you? I’m here to tell her that I love her. … Fucking hell man, why does she read the Daily Mirror, anyway? She moans all the time about the fucking paparazzi then first thing in the morning she’s got to buy your paper.”

Maybe Kate Moss just likes to see big, pretty pictures of herself dressed like a total skank, Pete? Gosh, it isn’t all about you. Pete then goes on to explain how he “left”:

“Kate - a nasty old rag. We fell out for the same old reason. She accused me of fucking this girl who lives around the corner. … We were watching a DVD together and Kate started going “I could tell by the way you were sitting back there that you’ve fucked her.” I said “You’re out of your fucking mind.” … I was really up for some peace and love that morning. I wasn’t up for being called a cock and being kicked in the head. … She’s got an awful temper. I grabbed a guitar and books and said “I’m never going to be treated this way again.”"

Riiight. Well, you never know, really. Those two were so geeked out of their minds on drugs, they might’ve been living on Mars, for all they knew. But what about Christine, Pete?

” I made rather a rash gesture. It was more in a fit of anger. I asked this bird Christine to marry me. … She’s gone back to Paris and I don’t know what to do.”

So… you just asked a random woman you didn’t know at all to marry you? And Pete claims he never cheated, although he did ask this Christine to marry him the day he and Kate Moss split. Though, the biggest issue in Pete Doherty’s life right now, besides his obsession with Kate, is drugs. He tells the Daily Mirror:

” They gave me an anti-drugs implant. I was under very, very heavy sedation. Then they gave me a sticker warning the emergency services that I shouldn’t be given any morphine. All my receptors are now blocked which means I can’t enjoy the recreational use of Class A drugs. Inside, I feel a little more chirpy than I have for a long, long time. But that’s only because there’s a degree of stability around me that I haven’t had for some time. … The drugs have taken their toll. But I’m mending. The implant was only done a day and a half ago and I’m still healing up. It’s going to take a couple of weeks for me to clean up. My arms especially. It’s been dark. But I’ve come out of rehab a new man. … I had the choice of prison or making some attempt to contain a willfully dissolute lifestyle. But I was already booked in. It was always just a question of when I did it. I’m on a heavy course of antibiotics and sedatives. For a couple of weeks I’m just going to be a bit of a bag of bones. But I’m confident I can clean up.”

Well, we can hope for the best, but this really looks like a Sid and Nancy scenario.

Kate Moss is still planning on eventually moving away from Pete Doherty. You know, after all the heroin implants they’ve been through together…

Nicole Richie is whisked away to jail for a whopping four days for her DUI charges. I wonder how long before she gets a mysterious illness too?

Britney Spears takes her children for a vacation in Las Vegas without getting Kevin’s permission, as per necessary in their custody agreement; where Britney’s bodyguard beats the hell out of a photographer, and accidentally injures Britney’s toddler.

Bono and Penelope Cruz are getting all snuggly. They weren’t avoiding the spotlight at all; holding hands and smiling at the paparazzi, on Club 55 harbour beach.

Lindsay Lohan’s dead beat dad, Michael Lohan, has to pay Dina Lohan $500 a week. Couldn’t keep that cute Parent Trap act going, huh Lindsay?

Rumer Willis; daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis, was caught in a drug bust in a Maryland hotel. Rumer however, has already been pretty clear about her level of class, when she was photographed eating condoms.

Angelina Jolie is miserable because her movie ‘A Mighty Heart’ was a box office failure, and made a mere $9 million on opening. Look out Brad, before she adopts some more third world babies!

“Stupid Girls” lyrics, by P!nk.

The supermodel, Kate Moss, recently split from the troubled rocker Pete Doherty after he cheated on her, still has feelings for Pete and wants to help him beat his drug addiction. Way to go. He cheats on you so you buy him… Heroin implants? Must be one of those gifts that keep on giving. One source told Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper: “She feels terribly betrayed but understands that he still needs help and support. Kate is very aware that Pete still has issues with drug use and doesn’t want to leave him in the lurch completely. Helping him with his medical care is one thing that Kate wants to do for him.”

This is Pete’s fifth implant - which works by blocking the effects of heroin - and the procedure costs thousands of pounds. His…fifth? G-good god! The Babyshambles rocker - who is due to have the implant fitted in his body later this month - has had to “scale down” the band’s tour because of the procedure. Scale down the tour? How about not frying yourself a cap full of scag every five minutes, Pete?

The spokespersons for Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O’Connell went running on Friday when they were asked about the strong rumours about a wedding between the couple. At the end of the week, there were rumours from all over the place stating that that there would be a wedding in Malibu.

But, after three inquiries were made, to each of their separate spokespersons, one of them in L.A., the other in New York, were unanswered. Spooky, that there wasn’t the even the typical ‘we don’t talk about our clients’ line, that most of the uptight people who work for celebrities give. Except for a select few, of course, or we’d never have any news.

…the other media vultures weren’t being told anything.

There was a source, who claimed that the couple had made some exclusive arrangements with People, and InStyle, but that the other media vultures weren’t being told anything. Not a bad idea, but here we are telling everyone anyway, so I guess it was to no avail that they kept it such a big secret. “They didn’t want the place swarming with paparazzi,” said the snitch.

It turns out the couple were married on Saturday, at “Ugly Betty” star’s ranch. Doesn’t that sound classy? About 100 people turned up at the wedding, braving the high temperatures to Rebecca and Jerry wed beneath a tree. Actors can’t even afford air-conditioning anymore, it seems. This is Rebecca’s second marriage; she was married to John Stamos for six years. This O’Connell’s first marriage, although he was previously engaged to E! News anchor Giuliana DePandi.

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The ring is off..but, unfortunately, the engagement is still on! Pete Doherty was rushed to the hospital yesterday after the engagement ring he bought Kate Moss became stuck on his dirty, bloated finger. According to the Daily Mirror, Doherty’s finger was so swollen the ring had to be cut off of his finger. He was seen leaving the hospital with a bandaged finger. Which he mistakenly took for a huge blunt and proceeded to smoke it. Which then led him back into the hospital for 3rd degree burns to his finger.

What does she see in him again?

While Kate Moss and Pete Doherty have problems, Heidi Klum and Seal have a great relationship.

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