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In the generation of sex tapes, here comes a story that is very disturbing. They are all disturbing in some way but I think when Paris Hilton’s story came out, most of us found it to be quite humorous and a true tribute to how stupid she really is.

But now a tape has come out that seems to show Jimi Hendrix having sex with two different girls. This is disturbing to me for many reasons. The first being that the man is dead. Can stars not even stay away from the press once they have been deceased for over 30 years? The second is that Hendrix is a legend who’s influence on music can still be felt today. There are some stars that just shouldn’t be touched in my opinion. But is it really Hendrix on the tapes? This is what the debate is all about. From Digital Spy,

“Jimi Hendrix’s estate has challenged the authenticity of a sex tape allegedly featuring the late guitarist.

It was reported earlier this week that a 40-year-old clip of a man resembling Hendrix having sex with two girls is being sold on the internet.

Seattle-based firm Experience Hendrix, which controls the rights to the star’s music and likeness, said in a statement: “We strongly dispute the claimed authenticity of the tape.

“We view the release as nothing more than a callous attempt to trade on the image and reputation of a deceased artist who is unable to defend himself against such an outrageous and baseless assertion.”

LA adult video company Vivid Entertainment, which has packaged the footage into a 45-minute DVD, said it consulted several experts to ensure that the clip was genuine.

Co-chairman Steven Hirsch said Experience Hendrix’s comments were “not in any way a refutation of the authenticity” of the tape, adding: “We are very comfortable this is the real thing.”

I can’t see the tape as being real since it is 40 years old and one has to wonder why it’s just coming out now? Who decided to break their silence about it after 40 years? And if it is true, who cares? Is it going to have a serious impact on his career? Is someone just trying to drag his name through the dirt? Again, the man is no longer with us. Let him be!

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden are making our stomachs turn once again as they announce to world - once again - how much they love each other. Benji Madden has turned to what he knows best, music, to let Paris know just how much he loves her. From Digital Spy,

“Paris Hilton has revealed that boyfriend Benji Madden has written a song about her.

The Good Charlotte guitarist, who has been dating Hilton for two months, has recorded a track called ‘Shine Your Light’.

She said she was thrilled with the gesture, telling reporters: “He actually wrote me a beautiful song, and actually recorded it in the studio. He surprised me with it.

“It’s this really beautiful love song about me. It was the sweetest thing that anyone has ever done for me.”

She added that Madden is her “best friend”, saying: “He’s just different from any guy that I’ve ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he’d be there for me, no matter what.

“My life’s a lot different now, I’m very much at peace, and I’m so happy, and in control, and so very excited about life.”

Well isn’t that wonderful? How someone can completely change their life in a matter of two months, all in the name of love! Come on, these two are going to get married, have a baby and then inevitably get divorced. It seems to me that every time that Paris is so remarkably in love, it ends up as a mess. Remember when she was engaged to Paris Latsis? You might not, the engagement was so short. I’m just waiting for this one to crumble once the infatuation period has ended. Let’s hope that’s before children enter the picture.

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden have made their way onto the pages of magazines and blogs everywhere once again. The latest news (that can actually be called news) is that Benji has very recently had hit-and-run charges thrown at him. From The Pop Crunch Show,

“At approximately 1:30 AM Friday morning, Benji Madden and his girlfriend Paris Hilton were leaving Hollywood club Foxtail when the paparazzi swarmed their car, it was then that Benji allegedly ran over a photogs foot. He kept going.”

The reporter then made his way to the nearest hospital after which he went to the West Hollywood Sheriff’s Department to file the hit-and-run report. Now, who knows if this is true? Yes, it clearly could have happened. After all, the paparazzi will generally throw themselves right on top of a car to get a good picture so who’s to say that the rocker boy didn’t get his car in the way of the reporters foot. On the other hand, it makes a good story and isn’t that what reporters are all about? It’s interesting that so far, there are no witnesses to back up the argument.

Oh, and that other news? (That actually isn’t news!) Paris is in love. Yep, that’s what it pretty much boils down to. She told People that recent reports about their engagement are definitely not true but that she is definitely in love. That’s good, Paris. Because we care.

Well, there’s no doubt that the two are dating. Ryan Seacrest and Sophie Monk have been seen together all over Hollywood, most recently at a Los Angeles sushi bar on Tuesday night. From Just Jared,

“American Idol host Ryan Seacrest and Australian singer/actress Sophie Monk were spotted out on a date at an LA sushi restaurant on Tuesday.

Ryan, 33, and Sophie, 28, tried not to be photographed together after dining at the restaurant for over two hours before heading home.”

Although rumours of the two dating have been on the scene for a little while, there is now a question as to whether or not the two have gotten engaged. WHAT?!? Oh tell me it isn’t so! Not that I have anything against either of the two really but Sophie split from Benji Madden what, five minutes ago? And they were engaged! Not only is that a super fast rebound but getting back into something so serious just doesn’t seem like a very good idea to me. Although Benji didn’t wait long either before he started dating Paris Hilton. At least rumours of their engagement haven’t started yet.

I’m not giving this one a chance. It has desperation smeared all over it and rebounds are generally just that, especially in Hollywood.

Why did these two even get married? What kind of woman looks at a video with some guy f*cking Paris Hilton, and says “Oh, he’s for me!” Who does that? Pam Anderson, of course. The woman who saw Tommy Lee, and saw him not as a sweaty, womanizing, dirt encrusted scumbag, but as a kind and loving man. And then married him, and everyone else she came into contact with later. From People:

“Pamela Anderson isn’t the only one claiming fraud in her brief marriage – now estranged husband Rick Salomon is making the same allegation.

A month after Anderson sought an annulment rather than a divorce, Salomon also filed papers to annul the two-month union.

Like Anderson, he checked the box marked “fraud” as the reason for the annulment, say the Superior Court documents filed Friday.

Neither has explained why the fraud allegation is being made.

After just two months of marriage, Anderson, 40, filed for divorce from Salomon, 39, in December, citing irreconcilable differences.

They were married last October in Las Vegas during a 90-minute break between the magic shows in which Anderson was appearing.”

Ah… marriage between magic shows. That sounds so Vegas romantic. Remember kids; what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Even if it’s a wedding; you can always get an annulment. Hopefully, that’s what Rick Salomon and Pam Anderson will manage to scrape away with. Or one of them is going to lose half of their stuff. Fraud? Someone found out that somebody else was broke, and it was probably both of them.

Yes, it’s true. Even in the soap opera world of Hollywood, sometimes the media and bloggers just don’t have much to report on. Either that, or the stars in the news are those that no one cares about in general. This week the web waves were filled with news that just goes to show that some people just have too much time on their hands.

Let’s begin with Ryan Phillipe. Talk about having too much time! Poor Ryan has stopped Googling himself because it makes him sad. Don’t worry, Ryan, everyone else has stopped Googling you ever since you treated Reese so shamelessly, as well.

And in other unworthy news, Jessica Simpson has become a fan of basketball, no doubt an attempt at impressing boyfriend Tony Romo. There were several shots of the blondie asking her boyfriend, “Exactly what are they doing?”

It was also reported that Paris Hilton and Benji Madden are now in South Africa. Upon seeing this, I was concerned they were going to adopt a baby but it turns out they’re just there for Good Charlotte’s tour.

And the paparrazi weren’t the only ones thinking about Paris. So was Lindsay Lohan as she stomped out of a fashion show in true celeb-style drama and rage all because Paris’ handbag line was one of the sponsors. Puh-leaze! When will these stars grow up?

And for those who really, truly have nothing to do, here is a picture of pregnant Jessica Alba leaving a nail salon. Oh boy!

I know, most of you Hilton/Richie fans are going to lynch me for this, but how many people out there with good brains think that this business with Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie both doing Madden brothers is a little suspect? Not that it’s necessarily a “hoax” as coined by Paris Hilton, but still kind of weird? I mean, I know Nicole and Paris like to do things together…. but this is taking it a little far. From Us Magazine:

“Paris Hilton is speaking out for the first time about her overnight romance with Benji Madden.

“I’m really happy!” she said during an interview on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show Friday morning. “I feel very safe and secure. He’s a great guy.

“He’s been my friend for a couple of years now, and we’re really happy,” gushed Hilton, who said Madden was by her side during the 8 a.m. telephone interview.

She said it was his idea to wear the matching ‘ BM‘ and ‘PH‘ rings. “That was a very special present I got,” Hilton said. “He’s really sweet.”

She also said her parents approve of the relationship. “They’re really happy for me!”

Madden’s twin brother, Joel, is dating Hilton’s BFF Nicole Richie, who recently welcomed daughter Harlow.

Throughout the interview, Seacrest teased her that their romance was just a spoof for Ashton Kutcher’s new E! prank show (Hilton recently staged a scene with a guru for the show).

“This is not for Pop Fiction,” Hilton insisted. “It’s not a hoax!”

Hilton and Madden first made their relationship public on February 21, smooching at Hollywood hot spot Villa.”

Pop Fiction is one of the most ingenious shows ever, and it’s sooo going to keep us dirty, shameless bloggers on our toes. However, Paris and Benji claim that they’re for real, which you know, is a little screwy. I guess, then Nicole and Paris will finally be sisters, and I can’t help but wonder if maybe this is just a convenient arrangement of fate… or a planned arrangement of “Yay! Now we’re really BFF!”

Sophie Monk, the singer and actress that was once engaged to Benji Madden, tells People,

“Let me make this as plain as possible – Benji did not leave me for Paris Hilton. Benji and I did not break up badly or anything like that. We both decided, as adults, our relationship had run its course and decided to move on.”

Hmm. You don’t often hear of relationships headed towards marriage suddenly running their course. I think she’s either in denial or she’s just lying to the paparazzi to save face. Especially since Benji and Paris were first seen acting comfy-cozy a mere two weeks after the Good Charlotte singer and Monk had broken off their engagement.

Paris then had the gossip mills going once again when she left a jewlery store in Beverly Hills flashing a rock on her engagement finger, although she did not say whether she was going to be exchanging vows anytime soon.

As the ex, how could you be happy for them? It’s always great to accept that people have moved on but, two weeks after the fact? She should stop pretending that she’s happy and just not say anything at all. I think anyone would understand that. More than we can understand phony well wishes, anyway.

For those of you that may care about the latest news on the Paris Hilton front, it is now rumoured that she is dating Benji Madden, a band member of Good Charlotte. Ben is the brother of Nicole Richie’s betrothed, Joel Madden. Nicole is reportedly the one who set Paris and Ben up. So I guess this means that they really have patched things up. Again, for those of you that care.

Paris and Ben have spent a weekend in St. Louis together where Hollywood Rag says,

“Paris only had eyes for Benji. As soon as she saw him she
walked over and gave him a huge slobbering kiss. Then they snuggled down in a corner booth. She stroked his arm and his leg while whispering sweet nothings in his ear.”

Now unlike some sweet Hollywood couples, this truly makes me sick. I mean, haven’t we really had enough of princess Paris? The two are a mismatch in the truest sense of the word and who knows how long this budding romance will last. I’m guessing not very long.

That’s pretty rough, I know, but wow. Like, to hell with all the partial panty-less shots of Paris, and Britney. Jerry Hall, the ex-supermodel, flaunts her stuff, for all to see. Nice. From The National Enquirer:

“Even though Jerry agreed to annul her marriage to the rock star nine years ago, the former supermodel, 51, still is hot for 64-year-old Mick, pals say.

And when the couple -who have four children together - both showed up at a party at London’s Nobu restaurant in early February, 6-foot-tall Jerry flashed her famously long legs to reveal she’d “gone commando!”

“Jerry was wearing a black below-the-knee dress and black stockings,” said an insider. When she flashed Mick, at first he was shocked, but then he laughed it off.”

Texas-born Jerry is aware the wrinkly rock has been romantically involved with 43-year-old designer L’Wren Scott - who stands a towering 6-foot-4 - for the past six years, says the insider.”

Who wouldn’t flash their vag at Mick Jagger? My god, he’s amazing. “Wrinkly”? Pht. Mick Jagger is still the hottest thing since Zippo. Jerry Hall isn’t doing too bad herself either. Despite being in that show, “Kept” where she got to choose a boytoy from a bunch of contestants, the winner said he never talked to her again and thought she was too old. Lame. Jerry Hall is hawt, despite being 51.

According to all the tabloids, it’s baby season in Hollywood. And it’s not even spring yet!

Everyone knows about Joel Madden and Nicole Richie’s new baby girl, Harlow Winter Kate Madden, apparently named for the season in which she’s graced us.

Nicole Kidman is also, finally pregnant, at which we’re all sure she’s overjoyed, despite already having two adopted children with the once dreamy, now skeezy, Tom Cruise.

Courtney Thorne-Smith, from According To Jim, has had a baby boy, with her husband Roger Fishman. Jacob Emerson Fishman was born on Friday.

Well-known comedian, David Alan Grier has also welcomed a new baby this winter, with his wife, Christine Y. Kim. Luisa Danbi Grier-Kim, translated to “sweet rain”, was born on Thursday.

And, good news! Rick Salomon and Pamela Anderson are not procreating! Pam has assured the worried public that she will not be spreading the evil seed of Rick Salomon, the co-star with Paris Hilton in ‘One night In Paris.’ Thank God for small favors, hm?

According to the hot press, Nicole Richie has popped the bun out of her oven, and Joel Madden is all smiles while welcoming the new baby girl into the world. The new baby girl’s name is Harlow Winter Kate Madden; a testament to the celebrity deft knack for picking the most ludicrous crap in the world to call their kids. From People:

“Nicole Richie and her rocker boyfriend Joel Madden are the parents of a daughter, the couple’s rep at Handprint Entertainment tells PEOPLE.

Harlow Winter Kate Madden was born Friday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center and weighed 6 lbs. 7 oz.

“The beautiful healthy baby girl left the hospital with her ecstatic parents,” says the rep, who confirmed the birth to PEOPLE exclusively.

Richie, 26, said she was pregnant in July, telling Diane Sawyer on Good Morning America: “I would really want to be someone my child would look up to.”

Later, Richie, who had a famously wild childhood, said the idea of parenthood had made her more mature. “When I found out that I was pregnant, there was just something inside of me that felt a responsibility to mend any issues that I’ve had with my parents in the past, because, listen, I’ve put them through a lot,” she said.

As for Good Charlotte frontman Madden, 28, he told PEOPLE in November he was looking forward to being a dad. “Having a baby is the most exciting thing that’s ever happened to me, and to us,” he said.

And the new parents plan to teach their little one the value of generosity. In December, the couple started the Richie Madden Children’s Foundation to help the less fortunate. “We want our child to be a part of the community, and to know that there’s a responsibility to help the community,” Madden said at the time.

The couple have yet to set a wedding date, but in September Madden said “marriage is in our future” – he just wasn’t sure when. “Right now our priority is our family and is the baby,” he said. “That’s all we’ve been thinking about. We are in love and are really happy.”"

Awww. Nicole Richie really has come a long way since her days of acting like a moron on The Simple Life with Paris Hilton. Ironic that most of the material in the lyrical content performed by Good Charlotte seems pretty anti-Hollywood. Hopefully, Paris is following Nicole’s good example. I mean, if someone as dingy as Nicole Richie can reform into the model personality she seems to present now, maybe Paris, and (dare I?!) possibly even Britney have hope.

Not literally. But figuratively speaking, Paris Hilton has got it going on, on the rizzeal. Her pizza delivery boyfriend has been MIA lately, as Paris strolls the town, parading her males around in front of the TMZ photographers. And why shouldn’t she? Paris Hilton is a classic example of why it’s okay for -men- to be sluts, but not women. Honestly, if it was a dude, bloggers would say, “Oh, he’s such a hotty, bla bla bla…” Those fat TMZ photographers, if given the chance to screw Paris Hilton, would remove their own eyes with a rusty spoon to do it. From TMZ:

“Paris Hilton is racking up more guys than most Lynwood inmates could even dream of.

Pizza boy was nowhere in sight. She made her encore appearance at Hyde, accompanied by four guys. If this keeps up, she’ll have to troll the 909 area code by June.”

Pfft. Who do these imbeciles think they’re talking about. Paris Hilton probably has a layaway department for males. “Trolling” is for fat white guys with sweaty lower lips, eczema, and dandruff. Paris Hilton has a VIP line to her front door of guys willing to be used like Shake ‘N’ Bake bags.

Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline have been partying together more frequently lately, and Sunday was the latest soirée that they spent together. Afterwards, it’s rumoured that the two spent some time together, hanging out in Paris Hilton’s room on Saturday. Liars, and trollops, and beers, oh my! From People:

“The unlikely duo of Kevin Federline and Paris Hilton caused heads to turn in Las Vegas over the pre-New Year’s weekend.

On Sunday, the duo partied together for the second night running.

Both were in town to host separate New Year’s Eve parties – hers at LAX, his at Tangerine – but each name attraction started celebrating early, hitting LAX on Saturday and Pure Nightclub on Sunday.

A source close to Federline told PEOPLE that the two hung out in Hilton’s room Saturday after leaving the club.

Still, they seemed less chummy on Sunday at Pure, mingling only briefly before drinking a shot of tequila together.”

I have a guess as to why they were less “chummy” on Sunday night. I’m thinking that, once Paris and K-Fed were done being “chummy” on Saturday night, they discovered that the “chumming” wasn’t as good as they thought it would be. Maybe K-Fed’s “chumming” tool isn’t all that strong.

Lindsay Lohan was spotted at a restaurant kissing on some unknown male thing, not only once, but twice! Is this just some weekly flavor… or has she found a replacement for the poor, ditched Riley Giles? From TMZ:

“Cameras caught Lindsay Lohan kissing on a guy who could be Riley Giles‘ replacement. Movin’ on up!

Lohan was chowing down at Il Sole Friday night with guy in a beanie — she planted two smooches on him during dinner. But talk about a buzz kill — Lindsay also invited 13-year-old pap Austin to dine with them.

Is Lindsay off the market? Watch the video and decide for yourself.”

Well, at least with any luck, Lindsay didn’t meet this new mystery man in rehab, or a methadone clinic. Who knows… Lindsay might be shooting for Paris Hilton’s standards; perhaps her new man is a pizza guy!

Mary-Kate Olsen and Paris Hilton’s on-off boytoy, Stavros Niarchos are back together, and making out in puiblic and all that fun stuff. I get the two confused… is it Ashley Olsen or Mary-Kate that likes men old enough to be their father? I can’t keep them straight, so most likely, both. From Life & Style:

“”They were super into each other,” clubgoer Susan McGinley tells Life & Style. Adds a second partyer [sic], Stacey Kives, “He was making moves and she was eating it up.”

The duo kissed passionately for a few minutes, says the first witness - and then Mary-Kate, 21, put her hand over her mouth and giggled.

One person wasn’t laughing. When Stavros’ on-again, off-again love Paris Hilton, 26, heard about the PDA, she was infuriated. “She thinks MK was publicly hooking up with Stavros just to piss her off,” says an insider close to Paris.

In fact, the insider says, Paris believes the hookup was all about revenge. Back in 2005, MK was in what she thought was a serious relationship with Stavros, 22, when the shipping heir started seeing Paris as well. “Mary-Kate has hated Paris ever since,” notes a mutual friend… Making matters worse, Nicky Hilton is now dating David Katzenberg, another one of Mary-Kate’s exes!”

Paris Hilton may not be the nicest girl in the world, but at least she’s not a total fashion retard. Jesus Christ, what is Mary-Kate wearing? And is it just me, or is that tan looking severely unhealthy? On the other hand, maybe the fugly heels she has on are cutting off the circulation to her feet. Seriously, Paris, don’t sweat Mary-Kate stealing your ex; you can do way better. Stavros looks like a pirate with a lazy eye in this picture. (Just for FeFe.)

Tom Cruise isn’t gay? Really? Well, I’m not totally surprised, but on the other hand, I think that actually proving it requires a mind reader.

Anna Nicole Smith’s son looked fine before his death. And a nurse was disturbed by him laying in the same bed with his mother, because apparently, nurses are cold bitches with no sympathy.

Hayden Panetteire is slutting it up, but in a nice way? She’s been seen out with a couple celebrity guys lately, -one claims she’s “silly”, both claim they’re “just friends.”

Mike Tyson is forced by a creative judge to wear pink underwear in prison. Now that’s forward thinking. Go judge!

Paris Hilton is seen working those oral skills. But hey, we all knew she had them. That jaw is capable of amazing things.

Hayden Panettiere wants to be a lesbian, so go get her girls! One of the people she wanted to go girl power with was Angeline Jolie. Too bad Angie’s not gay anymore!

Michael Buble, so fabulously sexy, is allegedly cheating on his girlfriend, Emily Blunt, with some skank, Tiffany Bromley.

Salma Hayek claims that her tits are a gift from God. And you know, I would never argue… and say they might be instead, a gift from science.

Probably one of the best business decisions Paris Hilton ever made was to drop this guy, Fereidoun “Fred” Khalilian, on his ass, when the two had a business-related falling out. Now the dirty bastard is off raping people. How disgusting; I mean, as the owner of a popular nightclub in Orlando, how hard could it be to find some ass? “Fred” did it because he’s a perverted loser, not because he couldn’t get any. From TMZ:

“Orlando Police say Khalilian turned himself in this afternoon to face charges of battery, sexual battery and false imprisonment.

Paris Hilton’s former business parter is M.I.A. after being accused of raping a woman at his Florida condominium reports the Orlando Sentinel.

Police are continuing to search for nightclub operator Fereidoun “Fred” Khalilian, who allegedly attacked a 20-something woman he took home early last Friday morning.”

Khalilian partnered up with the hotel heiress in 2004 to open Club Paris in Orlando. The venue closed after the partners had a bitter falling out earlier this year and was reopened — without Paris — as Dolce (no relation to Ashton Kutcher’s West Hollywood eatery).”

What a loser. Paris Hilton should get a lifetime supply of cookies for her good judgment in getting rid of Khalilian. And now no one can find him? That’s scary. A crazed, ex-nightclub owner rapist, running around out here in Florida? Where Anni lives? I’m not worried, I’ll taser him if he shows up. It’s sad, how people with everything have so much disrespect for others.

…And I bet he’s completely sincere too. Pam Anderson actually did marry that ex-sex-tape, Paris Hilton reject, Rick Salomon. On the Late Show With David Letterman, Kid Rock was certainly very sweet about giving advice to Pam’s new hubby, saying that, “Why buy the cow if you’re getting the milk for free?” Kid Rock, is a sage, and wisened man… now also admitting this was something he wished he had known before. From People:

” Anderson, 40, married for the third time Saturday night in Las Vegas. The groom, 38, is perhaps still best known for being Paris Hilton’s costar in her notorious 2003 sex tape.

Letterman also mentioned Kid Rock’s confrontation with Anderson’s first husband, Tommy Lee, which took place at the Sept. 9 MTV Video Music Awards.

Kid Rock muttered something about being “bullied around for so long” that he couldn’t take it anymore, and Letterman asked if he expected legal trouble as a result of what took place.

“I hope not,” said the rocker, “but [you] never can tell with this thing.”"

Poor Kid Rock, people are bullying him… Insert the sad face here. To see Kid Rock’s video snippet from Letterman, read the full story, here.

Ever since Paris Hilton told an entire nightclub that Christina Aguilera was pregnant, there has been some speculation on whether or not she actually is knocked up. For a while there, it just looked like Paris Hilton was just being a drunk again; spouting off random gibberish –it comes natural to her. But, apparently, as she was seen setting up a baby shower registry, Christina is going to have a baby diva, or back-up dancer, depending on the gender. From People:

“Aguilera, who has never officially confirmed her pregnancy, told the staff that she was expecting – and revealed the gender of her baby, but asked to keep it private.

“With the help of her in-laws, the couple picked out a selection of items for her upcoming baby shower, including blankets, diaper bags, bottles and clothing.

“They registered for all the accessories,” says Smith. “They were both picking out things together.”

This will be the first child for the couple, who married on Nov. 19, 2005, in a lavish three-day affair in California’s Napa Valley.”

Good luck, Christina! And congratulations!