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It seems this past week has had many stars emerging onto the covers of magazines and in blogs that to be frank, we may have forgotten all about. Or at least tried to. Here are the latest has-beens that have found their way back to the spotlight.

Remember Mario Lopez? Don’t feel bad if you don’t. He played Slater on the long ago sitcom Saved By the Bell. Recent reports say that he is breaking up with his girlfriend, Karina Smirnoff. The two met and started dating during the third season of Dancing With the Stars when the two both appeared on the show. Karina is currently denying all rumors.

Vanilla Ice has also been in the news recently with reports on his relationship with his wife. No, they’re not breaking up but they probably should as the former rapper has had battery charges filed against him by his wife. All charges have now been dropped, which is quite sad considering that she took back her statement. There’s something about the charges that seem to ring true though.

While some stars are making a bad name for themselves, Pamela Anderson is trying to make a better name for animals in the United States. Now that she’s an official citizen, that is. She may not be a complete wash-up but I can’t help wishing that she would just fade off the scene. These days she is fighting for animal rights at the White House Correspondents’ Association dinner on behalf of PETA. Come on though, who’s really going to take her seriously when she’s dressed like that?

And Pamela’s not the only one trying to better the world. Ricky Martin, also a has-been is using his former pop star status to fight against human trafficking into the United States.

Why did these two even get married? What kind of woman looks at a video with some guy f*cking Paris Hilton, and says “Oh, he’s for me!” Who does that? Pam Anderson, of course. The woman who saw Tommy Lee, and saw him not as a sweaty, womanizing, dirt encrusted scumbag, but as a kind and loving man. And then married him, and everyone else she came into contact with later. From People:

“Pamela Anderson isn’t the only one claiming fraud in her brief marriage – now estranged husband Rick Salomon is making the same allegation.

A month after Anderson sought an annulment rather than a divorce, Salomon also filed papers to annul the two-month union.

Like Anderson, he checked the box marked “fraud” as the reason for the annulment, say the Superior Court documents filed Friday.

Neither has explained why the fraud allegation is being made.

After just two months of marriage, Anderson, 40, filed for divorce from Salomon, 39, in December, citing irreconcilable differences.

They were married last October in Las Vegas during a 90-minute break between the magic shows in which Anderson was appearing.”

Ah… marriage between magic shows. That sounds so Vegas romantic. Remember kids; what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Even if it’s a wedding; you can always get an annulment. Hopefully, that’s what Rick Salomon and Pam Anderson will manage to scrape away with. Or one of them is going to lose half of their stuff. Fraud? Someone found out that somebody else was broke, and it was probably both of them.

According to all the tabloids, it’s baby season in Hollywood. And it’s not even spring yet!

Everyone knows about Joel Madden and Nicole Richie’s new baby girl, Harlow Winter Kate Madden, apparently named for the season in which she’s graced us.

Nicole Kidman is also, finally pregnant, at which we’re all sure she’s overjoyed, despite already having two adopted children with the once dreamy, now skeezy, Tom Cruise.

Courtney Thorne-Smith, from According To Jim, has had a baby boy, with her husband Roger Fishman. Jacob Emerson Fishman was born on Friday.

Well-known comedian, David Alan Grier has also welcomed a new baby this winter, with his wife, Christine Y. Kim. Luisa Danbi Grier-Kim, translated to “sweet rain”, was born on Thursday.

And, good news! Rick Salomon and Pamela Anderson are not procreating! Pam has assured the worried public that she will not be spreading the evil seed of Rick Salomon, the co-star with Paris Hilton in ‘One night In Paris.’ Thank God for small favors, hm?

Jennifer Flavin, wife of Sylvester Stallone, popularly known as “Rocky” even though, –as a side note, it kind of pisses me off that people call him that, the man has a name, gosh, –now has a lovely portrait of herself on Stallone’s enormous shoulder and bicep. Not only is that sweet, it’s kind of hot too. From TMZ:

“Rocky recently went twelve rounds with a tattoo artist, getting his real-life Adrian — Jennifer Flavin — blasted onto his beefy shoulder. What, no Mickey Goldmill?

Let’s hope the tat doesn’t turn out to be like most celebrity inkings — a huge mistake. Just ask Tom Arnold, Johnny Depp, Pamela Anderson ….”

It might be the irrepressible Southern redneck woman in me… but honestly, I have to say I think that is just the most romantic thing ever. Not to mention, if there’s a woman that ever comes after you, that bitch will have nightmares. Your face, on her man; she’ll have a mental complex constructed in under a week.

…With Thanksgiving dinner. Which is great and all, you know, since her life is in shambles, but it might be hard being in a crowd of people who look a lot like both Tommy Lee and Kid Rock. From Hollyscoop:

“Let’s forget for a moment what a trainwreck Pamela Anderson has been lately and focus on her work with PETA. Pammy will be serving vegetarian dishes all night on Thanksgiving at an unnamed homeless centre in Las Vegas.

PETA spokesman Michael McGraw says, “We want to keep the venue a secret because it’s really just for Pam and those she’s serving. It’s not for fans and autograph seekers. The dinner itself will be a feast - Gardein’s Veggie Stuffed Turkey Roast With Wild Rice and Cranberries. It’s a delicious faux turkey. Pam, who has been vegetarian since she was a teenager, is thrilled to serve up the health benefits of a meatless diet.”

Anderson adds, “The holiday season can be especially hard for those who find themselves homeless, and it’s murder on turkeys. With so many healthy and delicious options nowadays, it’s easy to have a holiday meal that gives even turkeys something to be thankful for.”"

Then again, on the other hand, maybe she’ll find someone to cheat on her new husband with while she’s there. And by the way, does anyone else think it’s retarded that Pamela is feeding vegetarian food to the homeless?

Is Pamela Anderson pregnant? Some seem to think so, and when it comes to rumours about Pam Anderson, there’s really no telling. Mainly because, no matter how outrageous the rumours are, Pam still ends up making about half of them true! The only rumours about Pam that you can seriously doubt, and give no credence to, are that she is a boring, housewife type, with her head on perfectly straight. From People:

“It’s just not true,” the mother of two added to Leach, who interviewed her at a party Wednesday night for airline magnate Richard Branson. “I would tell you if it was.”

To underscore it, at the party Anderson was “celebrating her marriage last weekend with bottles of expensive Cristal champagne,” Leach writes. …

This is not the first time Anderson has shot down pregnancy rumors. On Oct. 3, just a few days before her marriage, she posted a note on her Web site saying, “Not pregnant. Just very happy.”"

Hm. Guys, I’m really not sure about this one. And it’s hard, but I can’t speculate too much without getting sued, so I’m going to with the “Yeah, sure, it’s just a rumour” line. But inside… you know what I’m thinking, because you’re thinking it too!

…And I bet he’s completely sincere too. Pam Anderson actually did marry that ex-sex-tape, Paris Hilton reject, Rick Salomon. On the Late Show With David Letterman, Kid Rock was certainly very sweet about giving advice to Pam’s new hubby, saying that, “Why buy the cow if you’re getting the milk for free?” Kid Rock, is a sage, and wisened man… now also admitting this was something he wished he had known before. From People:

” Anderson, 40, married for the third time Saturday night in Las Vegas. The groom, 38, is perhaps still best known for being Paris Hilton’s costar in her notorious 2003 sex tape.

Letterman also mentioned Kid Rock’s confrontation with Anderson’s first husband, Tommy Lee, which took place at the Sept. 9 MTV Video Music Awards.

Kid Rock muttered something about being “bullied around for so long” that he couldn’t take it anymore, and Letterman asked if he expected legal trouble as a result of what took place.

“I hope not,” said the rocker, “but [you] never can tell with this thing.”"

Poor Kid Rock, people are bullying him… Insert the sad face here. To see Kid Rock’s video snippet from Letterman, read the full story, here.

According to the local news in Las Vegas, the Porn Princess, Pam Anderson, and… the Porn Pauper, Rick Salomon, applied for a marriage license the other day. The reason I’m making this update, is because you know… Pam screws around; a lot. She could be saying she’s engaged to the man in the moon, but rarely do we ever hear anything else about these guys. But this time it might mean serious nuptials, ladies and gentlemen. From People:

“Former “Baywatch” beauty Pamela Anderson and beau Rick Salomon applied for a marriage license yesterday, according to KVBC in Las Vegas. Here we go down the aisle again!

Sources tell TMZ that the couple could wed as early as today at the infamous “Little White Wedding Chapel.” Earlier this month, Anderson, 40, told talk show host Ellen DeGeneres that she was engaged. Salomon, 38, is best known for producing and co-starring in Paris Hilton’s sex tape “One Night In Paris,” and was previously married to “90210″ actress and “Charmed” vixen Shannen Doherty. Miss Anderson is a mother of two and was most recently married to Kid Rock … for three months.”

I think that Rick is going to be a great new addition to the string of husbands for Pam Anderson; and she’ll make another good notch in his headboard as well. Especially if he doesn’t mind the risk of catching a special something from the new love of his life.

Pamela Anderson is engaged… again. And this time, the man with dubious luck isn’t a bad-boy rocker, he’s a bad-boy poker player!

According to Pam, she was playing poker in her hotel suite one evening with Rick Soloman, the very same Rick Soloman who achieved fame and notoriety after making an incredible sum off of his sex tape romp with Paris Hilton. Pam was losing, and losing badly (is anyone surprised?), when Soloman offered to “clear” her debt if she made out with him.

The economical arrangement blossomed into love, and now the pair are engaged. Pam was a giddy, gushing schoolgirl on the Ellen DeGeneres Show:

“It’s so romantic. It’s romance. I was playing poker one night in my room and I was down about 125,000 pounds. He said if I made with him I could clear the … thing.

And I ended up paying off my poker debt. And then I feel in love and now we’re engaged.”

Pam is dating Paris Hilton’s leftovers? Something is seriously wrong with the world when Paris, at nearly half Pam’s age, is ahead of her in the man-lunch-line.

In other Pam news, she’s staying out of the antics of her two former flames, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock. When asked about their recent brawl at the MTV Video Music Awards, she said exactly that: “I’m staying out of it.”

Pamela Anderson is dating a magician. That must be cool. She won’t have to pay for plastic surgery any more. Her new beau, Hans Klok (yes, that’s really his name), can just wave his “wand” and banish the sagging cottage cheese thighs, and Grand Canyon crow’s feet. Pam is currently starring in Hans’ Las Vegas magic show. I wonder if he introduces her as “The Bionic Woman! Enough silicon content to kill a small elephant!” They kind of confirmed they were “dating” on Craig Killborn the other night. That is to say when the Pam and Hans were asked:

Pamela said, “There’s a lot of love backstage. It’s very physical. Very loving.”
Hans said, “You call it dating. We call it physical.”

” I wonder if he introduces her as “The Bionic Woman”…

…Is it just me, or did Hans mean to say a different word? One that might also end in “ing”? Either way, I have a hard time believing Hans is entirely er… hetero. He’s wearing more makeup than Tammy Fae Baker, at a Mary-Kay convention. Though, in a much more attractive way; he does appear to be sporting powdered lipstick.

Yes, folks, that is Pamela Anderson joining her ex-husband Tommy Lee for a game of tonsil hockey. This photo taken when they were having lunch with their kids - but does it mean they’re officially back together?

Pamela didnt answer the question about that. Only time will tell…

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TMZ.com is reporting that Pamela Anderson has filed for divorce from Kid Rock. The couple were married 3 1/2 months. The papers filed cite irreconcilable differences as the cause for divorce..I’m guessing it’s because there’s a new white trash boy on the singles list….K-Fed! Haha!

Pam Anderson and Denise Richards are in Vancouver this week to shoot a new movie together �Blonde and Blonder.�

The movie is directed by Bob Clark, who has previously helmed �Porky�s� and �A Christmas Story.� The pair of gorgeous moms was spotted by photogs yesterday heading for the make-up trailer sporting a pair of matching pink boots.