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There’s been so-o-o much speculation on who Jennifer Aniston is finally going to start dating. None of us want Jennifer Aniston to be a spinster, and since the home-wrecking slut-ball Angie Jolie showed up, Jen’s been in and out of relationship rumors all the time. I mean, it honestly does look like there’s just no getting over Brad. Now, the rumors are blazing again, and Jennifer might be hooking up with John Mayer. From The Evil Beet:

“On the heels of initial reports that the two were spotted sharing a meal in Miami, we’re now hearing that they later had an intimate dinner that lasted until 1 a.m.

They had a “cozy” dinner at Casa Tua in Miami Beach, and were spotted holding hands as they returned to their hotel.”

Not that “holding hands” is one of the three things that lead up to making babies, or anything. Her and Owen Wilson actually hugged! Still, this is progress. Although… On the other hand, John Mayer is skeazy looking, like a male prostitute in a third world country. Or a random homeless person. I know, I know; I’m horrible. But I’m also picky. Jen could definitely do better.

Who knows? The people on the scene tell Us Magazine that there was more a “just friends” kind of atmosphere between them. That’s great, both actors need good friends at this point in their lives, but at the same time, I kind of think they’d make a sweet couple. Owen Wilson needs someone as nice as Jennifer, and Jennifer Aniston definitely needs someone that doesn’t have anything to do with those assholes Brad and Angelina, with their four million kids, and so on. From Us Magazine:

“Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson took a break from shooting Marley & Me to grab a round of drinks Saturday night.

Along with Wilson’s pal Woody Harrelson, they popped by Miami’s La Marea The Tides at the restaurant’s Coral Bar, a source tells Usmagazine.com.

They then joined about 20 pals for a low-key Mediterranean meal in the dining room.

“Jennifer was in a very good mood, and she was extremely friendly to all the staff,” an eyewitness tells Us. “She spent a lot of time with Owen, but it didn’t appear that anything too flirtatious was going on.

“It was definitely more of a friends vibe,” adds the eyewitness.”

“Extremely friendly to the staff”? I know it’s off-topic, but what the hell is that supposed to mean? The whole description makes her sound like she was on cocaine. Poor Jennifer; anyway, I hope the thing with Owen develops a little more. Both of them needs hugs. Let me know whether or not you think Aniston and Wilson would make a cute couple?

…Albeit, it isn’t female. But it’s cute when the occasional Catholic clergyman decides to pick on someone his own size. Conan O’Brien isn’t twelve, but somehow, he has managed to attract the attentions, i.e., harassment, accusations, threats, etc., –from a Catholic priest. From The New York Times:

“A priest from Boston has been charged with stalking and harassing the talk show host Conan O’Brien, law enforcement officials said last night. The suspect, David Ajemian, was arrested on Friday when he tried to attend a taping of NBC’s “Late Night With Conan O’Brien” program at Rockefeller Center, the police said. The priest is being held in jail for a court-ordered psychiatric examination, and is due back in court tomorrow. Court papers quote from menacing postcards and letters — at least some written on a parish letterhead — that Father Ajemian is alleged to have sent to Mr. O’Brien’s home and television studio for more than a year. The letters continued even after the priest was asked to stop, law enforcement officials said.

A Feb. 20 letter said: “I’m told by some of those officious little usher people that you’re overbooked. Is this the way you treat your most dangerous fans? You owe me big-time, pal. I want a public confession before I even consider giving you absolution.” An April 26 letter, signed Padre, said, “I am not Seung Cho,” apparently alluding to the gunman at Virginia Tech. The letter continued: “Even if I did once look out on that dark and dreaded doorway on West 72 Street, remember Frank Costello once dodged a bullet in your building, and so can you.””

Well, that’s creepy. What a freak. But, on the other hand, like I said about Jessica Simpson and Owen Wilson; –I hold to that statement, Judy! Their noses would be fine!, –they sure would have cute babies. I mean, a comedian and the Catholic church? It’s match made in Heaven. Or… elsewhere.

But, first and foremost, they are blondes. I love Jessica Simpson, s’truth, and I think she’s definitely the perfect thing for Owen Wilson right now, to help break up some of those dark clouds and all. Jessica and Owen will make a great couple if this thing develops and blossoms into a dingy blonde relationship. From Cele|bitchy:

“Everyone is talking about the new romance between Jessica Simpson and Owen Wilson. Both In Touch and Star are reporting that Wilson and Simpson had dinner together on October 28 at a restaurant called The Penthouse at the Huntley Hotel in Santa Monica. They were seen getting cozy, with Jessica’s hand on Owen’s knee and Owen playing with Jessica’s hair and touching her shoulders and hands. Star reports that Jessica went to Owen’s house afterwards. That means that an earlier report that his ex-girlfriend was going to move in with him was probably not true or their cohabitation was short-lived.

Simpson and Wilson got re-acquainted while filming a music video for Willie Nelson. They took part in a lawn mower race near Austin, Texas on november 17 for the video, and Star reports that the phone calls and text messages between the blonde stars started soon afterwards.”

Well, I hope they last. I think they’re adorable together, and would have gorgeous little blonde babies.

Owen Wilson, who has always been the blonde babe, the happy slacker type of hunk, was discovered yesterday, having slit both of his wrists, and overdosed on pills. His friends and family members are all shocked, and so am I actually. Honestly, as sassy as I can be, I can only say, really that my heart goes out to Owen at this time. Supposedly, Owen and a close friend had a seriously vicious fight, and that’s what caused his own, personal tragedy. He is now in stable condition at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. Owen has requested privacy through his representative, stating:

“I respectfully ask that the media allow me to receive care and heal in private during this difficult time.”

Owen’s last serious, romantic relationship, fell apart over Memorial Day, and was with the beautiful Kate Hudson, who has been seen over the weekend being all PDA with her new love, Dax Shepherd. However, close family members of Owen are saying that this has nothing to do with the suicide attempt, or the obvious emotional torment that contributed to it. His famous brother, and actor Luke Wilson, was already at the hospital when the rest of his family showed up, and amongst other famous visitors was Samuel L. Jackson. Despite his appearance, most have agreed, that Owen did suffer from depression.

Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson had a rare appearance in Broadbeach on Australia’s Gold Coast. Kate and Owen visited the Pacific Fair cinema in order to attend a private screening of Matthew McConaughey’s (a close friend of Wilson) “We are Marshall”.

It seems that the pair is happy though they were very anxious about their public appearance. An onlooker said about them: “They were cozy – they chose seats together – and seemed relaxed although slightly nervous, probably because they were in public together” and he added “Once the lights dimmed, they chilled out a bit more.”

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Word on the street is that Owen Wilson is about to propose to the soon to be exed, Kate Hudson. Wilson was seen shopping for diamond rings at Harry Winston’s in Dallas. According to a well placed source: They (Owen & his momma)�were looking at a huge, pear-shaped, flawless diamond engagement ring,”.

The two have been rumored to be a couple ever since Hudson separated from her rocker husband, Chris Robinson. Kate and Owen�continue to deny the fact that they are�a couple.

Owen Wilson has been telling people that he�s single, according to US Weekly, which reports that the star was spotted flirting up a storm with actress Amber Hay at Hollywood hot spot Teddy. I wonder if showed Amber his freshly cleaned ass-ets?

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