“Last Friday, Mary-Kate Olsen, 20, linked to Heath Ledger at his death, was spotted with a female friend visiting the chic baby boutique Petit Tresor in West Hollywood. Her friend was teasing her about her belly and they spent more than forty five minutes browsing nursery furniture and Mary-Kate purchased burp cloths, bibs and t-shirts from Plain Mary emblazoned with the word “Babe” as well as a playmat and changing pad. In addition, she picked up a few layette items from.
If pregnant, the obvious father would probably be boyfriend Lapo Elkann, 31, known in the media as an Italian playboy, and the heir to the Fiat empire.”

I’m giving this one a big N-O. This story is simply not true. There aren’t even any credited sources, or even anonymous ones, she was simply ’spotted’ there. And I’m even doubting that as this baby boutique is notorious for spreading false stories about many different celebrities buying their baby clothes there, including Katie Holmes, Britney Spears, Jessica Alba, and Lisa Marie Presley. Add to that the fact that I’m sure that Mary-Kate Olsen is careful, careful when she’s gallavanting around town just so this exact thing doesn’t happen – I just don’t see her as the mothering type. So we shall move on but really, Mary-Kate, you should put some food in there.

“Mary-Kate Olsen was back in NYC yesterday, but she may have left her heart back in Paris. While she was in the city of love for Fashion Week, she supposedly found herself a new man — Lapo Elkann, Italian Lothario and billionaire heir to the Fiat fortune. Remember him sitting right next to MK for some of the shows (looking a little loony town, sorry). When you put it that way it sounds fine, but Lapo has made a name for himself by his hard partying ways including an infamous 2005 overdose on cocaine and heroin. He’s apparently clean now and an excellent businessman, so maybe he’s good? Well, hopefully.”

All we need now is a big drug overdose from one of the Olsen twins, and Lapo will have a perfect male fantasy. Twin mini-Kate Moss girls. What guy wouldn’t be all about that?

“”They were super into each other,” clubgoer Susan McGinley tells Life & Style. Adds a second partyer [sic], Stacey Kives, “He was making moves and she was eating it up.”

The duo kissed passionately for a few minutes, says the first witness – and then Mary-Kate, 21, put her hand over her mouth and giggled.

One person wasn’t laughing. When Stavros’ on-again, off-again love Paris Hilton, 26, heard about the PDA, she was infuriated. “She thinks MK was publicly hooking up with Stavros just to piss her off,” says an insider close to Paris.

In fact, the insider says, Paris believes the hookup was all about revenge. Back in 2005, MK was in what she thought was a serious relationship with Stavros, 22, when the shipping heir started seeing Paris as well. “Mary-Kate has hated Paris ever since,” notes a mutual friend… Making matters worse, Nicky Hilton is now dating David Katzenberg, another one of Mary-Kate’s exes!”

Paris Hilton may not be the nicest girl in the world, but at least she’s not a total fashion retard. Jesus Christ, what is Mary-Kate wearing? And is it just me, or is that tan looking severely unhealthy? On the other hand, maybe the fugly heels she has on are cutting off the circulation to her feet. Seriously, Paris, don’t sweat Mary-Kate stealing your ex; you can do way better. Stavros looks like a pirate with a lazy eye in this picture. (Just for FeFe.)