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The idea of marriage is sometimes quite laughable in Hollywood and here’s one that will have us rolling on the floor. Apparently, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have gotten married after rumors were spreading for a whole five days that the two were engaged. From Gossip Girls,

“In the latest installment of celebrities rushing to the altar, there are confirmed reports that Mariah Carey has wed her short-lived boyfriend Nick Cannon.

According to Latina magazine, the newlyweds got hitched in a small ceremony on an island yesterday in a move that insiders are calling “very impulsive.”

I’m sure this marriage has every chance of survival. I mean, the two have been dating for a whole two months and Cannon directed the video for Carey’s lastest song “Bye Bye.” Not only that but Mariah took him with her to the premiere of her new movie Tennessee on Saturday. What else do you need as the foundation for a good movie? Give me a break, people! I predict this marriage will last no longer than sixty days. And even that might be a stretch.

Haha! Serves her right. Sorry, guys, but Mariah Carey to me is just so… ew. You rarely see her wearing an entire outfit; whereas other celebrities occasionally cover themselves up. Then there’s the whole Mariah Carey issue with her completely blowing off her fans, and her weird attitude about children. So when rumors start in about how Nick Cannon gives her the same ring he gave to his first fiance, well, there you go. From InTouch:

“Yes, Mariah Carey is sporting a massive rock on her engagement ring. But does the diva realize it’s possibly a hand-me-down? Mariah’s new bling, a $2.5 million stunner made with rare pink and purple diamonds, looks suspiciously like the engagement ring her fiancé Nick Cannon gave to his last fiancée, Victoria’s Secret model Selita Ebanks. A source close to Selita even confirmed to Perezhilton.com, “That is the same ring.” If that’s true, one can only imagine the deafening noise that five-octave-spanning voice is making right now. ”

It’s true that even from far away, the rings do look similar, but that’s not exactly a major deal. What counts is the supposedly “close source”; although that could mean zip too. I have to honestly admit though… I hope it’s true. This could have all been avoided if Nick Cannon’s first fiance had been just a little more selfish, and kept the ring.

There are very few, if any,  celebrities that I hate more than Mariah Carey. It’s been nauseating to sit through all of her interviews and the rest of the media coverage listening to her go on and on about her new album that’s coming out. I think it’s called, “Yup! I’m still crazy!”

Now she has managed to squirm her way into the spotlight because it was taken off her for a moment or two. She attended the party for her own independent film Tennessee on Saturday with her boyfriend Nick Cannon. As she waltzed through the room swinging her hair, she ever-so-nonchalantly made sure that all the cameras were focused on her - and the rock she was wearing on her hand which is just so cheesy looking anyway. But that’s Mariah for you. From Celebitchy,

“Wearing a humongous, gleaming ring on her left hand, Mariah Carey stayed close to Nick Cannon at the afterparty for her new film, Tennessee, on Saturday night. The pair held hands at the bash at Tenjune, which followed the movie’s premiere at the Tribeca Film Festival. The two also looked cozy in Vegas on April 14. When asked about a possible engagement, Cannon’s rep had no comment; Carey’s was unable to be reached for comment.”

Hopefully this latest publicity stunt will pass and we can finally stop having to look at Mariah.

At least they would if they heard her reasons for not having any children. Mariah Carey is about two inches deep and gradually drying up, in my personal opinion. For example, Carey’s dismissal of a sponsored event in which hundreds of fans showed up for meet and greet with the over-rated middle aged pop-tard, who blew them off. From Hollyscoop:

“It’s one thing if a woman doesn’t want children because they’re focused on their career, and have other priorities in their lives but Mariah Carey’s reason for not wanting to bear children is odd.

She says, “I never wanted to feel violated and I know that’s a kind of weird thing to say, but that’s how I am.” Maybe that’s why Mariah has openly talked about how few partners she’s had…she doesn’t want to feel violated in that way either!

Mariah goes on to list other reasons for being childless, such as this one: “I don’t think I could properly educate a child right now. Maybe in the future, but I actually haven’t thought about it. ”

Right, one day she’ll just wake up with more knowledge and feel ready. Pretty doubtful. At least she’ll always have the company of her dog Jack.”

Let her keep her damn dog. Some people should not procreate, and anyone that has the idea that they would be “violated” in some way by children, definitely shouldn’t. With any luck, Carey will stay out of the child market, –god knows, there are plenty of children collectors out there already.

Apparently, those damn bloggers are at it again! Rubbing Mariah Carey and J-Lo’s good names in the dirt by saying that neither can stand each other, even including ‘false’ quotes from Mariah about how loathsome she is to share a stage with J-Lo. From People:

“Mariah Carey is fighting back against a new Internet report that suggests she is feuding with Jennifer Lopez.

The report, which has spread in the blogsphere Tuesday, includes a quote – supposedly from Carey – saying that she would rather appear on stage with a certain animal than ever share a stage with Lopez. The story, Carey tells PEOPLE. is “a complete untruth.”

Carey insists that the quote did not, and would not, come from her.

“This is just some Internet gossip and it’s pathetic that people actually entertain the thought that this could be real,” Carey adds. “This is another sad example of two strong women being pit against each other.”

Carey has a new album due out in the spring, shortly after Lopez is due to give birth.”

Ha. Well, you know, it being on the Internet automatically makes it not true, of course. I would put my money on it being true. No one can claim, not even Mother Theresa, that they’ve never said anything nasty about anyone else. And celebrities are particularly vicious. Mariah, no one buys your angel act. Not to mention, once again, they are both celebrities, which is -almost- like being real people. Did anyone notice Jennifer Lopez’s lack of a statement? Maybe because she can’t stand Mariah acting like she’s such an innocent little twat all the time.

We all thought Jessica Alba was one hell of a hotty. Turns out, she’s actually quite a… well, “notty.” The latest bit of gossip about Jessica Alba is that she has Herpes, and that she got it from Derek Jeter of the NY Yankees, infamous for his celebrity flings. Which of course implies that he’s been giving out one of those dirty little gifts that keep on giving, to quite a few celebrity women. From what L.A. Rag Mag says, sounds like there’s a herpes outbreak in Hollywood. Ewww.

“We’re going to apologize in advance to all the straight men out there, for ruining their Jessica Alba fantasies, but here goes…..

Jessica Alba(before she was Jessica Alba) used to date Derek Jeter, the serial celebrity dater, who plays for the NY Yankees. Well, our source who worked for one of their camps, had to refill her Valtrex prescription for her on a regular basis! Guess who she got it from…that’s right…dirty Derek Jeter.

You know what this means don’t YOU?!! All of his other famous relationships could have contracted the STD TOO! Derek’s most famous sexual conquest include Mariah Carey, Jessica Alba, Vanessa Minnillo and most recently Jessica Biel. Which means JT could have it AAAHHH!!”

Now that’s just nasty. True, could be nothing but a rumour, but… still… Gross.