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It’s too bad that just when you think that a new “good girl” has come to Hollywood, they seem to blow it by appearing on the Internet or in a magazine with their body hanging all over the place. And such is the case with Miley Cyrus. She recently did a photo shoot for Vanity Fair in which Annie Leibovitz shot her in at least one provocative pose in which Miley was clearly not wearing a shirt and her top half could have easily been exposed. She says in USA Today,

“I think it’s really artsy. It wasn’t in a skanky way. Annie took, like, a beautiful shot, and I thought that was really cool. That’s what she wanted me to do, and you can’t say no to Annie. She’s so cute. She gets this puppy-dog look and you’re like, ‘OK.’ “

But then Miley decided once the photos came out that maybe they weren’t so “artsy” after all and that they veered more toward the “skanky” side. In her next statement she said,

“I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be ‘artistic’ and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed,” she said in a statement issued by her publicist, Jill Fritzo. “I never intended for any of this to happen, and I apologize to my fans who I care so deeply about.”

It’s unfortunate that with young woman such as Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears giving young female celebritites such a bad name in Hollywood that people are forced to look to a 15 year old girl for a role model. Isn’t she supposed to have role models and not be a role model? She may be a little young still to tell the difference between artsy and skanky and it’s probably best not to take photos just because someone asks you nicely.

Lindsay Lohan and DJ Samantha Ronson have been rumoured to be dating since late last year. Not only do the two seem to be quite happy together but Lohan seems to be obsessed with the girl and wants to keep her all to herself. On Saturday, Lindsay, Samantha, and Ashley Olsen were all hanging out at The Beatrice in Manhattan, where Ronson was spinning. During one of her sets, Olsen had the nerve to give her a friendly hello, which sent Lohan off the deep end. From The Pop Crunch Show,

“Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at the Beatrice, and Lindsay screamed at her, ‘Get your 15-year-old ‘Full House’ ass away from my girlfriend. Saturday, Lohan said Ronson “was ignoring her” and became upset. “Samantha was really focused on her work and didn’t leave the booth for anything.” Lindsay is so into her pal, she’s even created a Facebook profile under “Lindsay Ronson.”

This outburst could be due to the fact that Lohan is back to her wild drinking and partying ways, after swearing the stuff off forever. That same night Lohan was seen with Ronson at the Hawaiian Tropic Zone where she consumed massive amounts of Grey Goose and Red Bull. She got so drunk that she kept falling over and was barely conscious when she was put into a cab at about four a.m.

Dina Lohan is not the most celebrated parent in the world, for her obvious missteps in raising her daughter, Lindsay Lohan. I’ve compared her in the past to some pretty classic screw-ups, such as Lynne Spears, and she’s definitely on my Worst Celebrity Parents list, which pretty much starts with Angelina Jolie. Yes, I know, shame on me for not promoting child collecting and pseudo political promotion. Anyway, Michael Lohan has re-opened his divorce case with Dina Lohan, because apparently she did not exactly fulfill all the agreements. From Us Magazine:

“Michael Lohan says he plans to reopen his divorce against his ex-wife Dina, claiming that she has made it “hard as hell” for him to see their three children.

“I gave her the family house, all the furniture and the $200,000 she owed me just so that I could see my kids and have a relationship with them,” Michael tells New York’s Daily News.

He says Lindsay’s grandparents also haven’t seen their granddaughter “even though my father is dying, and my mother was in a car accident on Easter.

“[Dina] told me, ‘It’s up to the kids if they want to see their grandparents,’” he adds. “But she’s made no effort to put them in touch or make this happen.”

Michael also says Dina’s upcoming E! reality show was — gasp! – his idea.

“It’s the exact same show I pitched,” he claims. “She even used my title.”

On Monday, Michael released a statement to Usmagazine.com, insisting that “Lindsay has NOTHING to do with me opening my divorce case or any other suits that are being filed against Dina.”

He said that “Dina uses people, gets what she wants and then turns her back on them or claims the ideas were hers all along. She thinks the law doesn’t apply to her or her family since they always get away with things and use Lindsay’s name to do it.”"

This is most likely the case, but whoa… Lindsay doesn’t visit her dying grandparents?! Wow, that’s harsh. Right, it is up to Lindsay, who is an adult, and Dina is an idiot who obviously refuses to be held accountable for anything; so why doesn’t this supposedly reformed party girl get off her ass and go see her family? Personal issues, maybe. I hope Michael Lohan fries Dina when this case re-opens. I’ve never liked the wench, personally.

Lindsay Lohan’s dad is upset and it’s not because she has that little substance abuse problem. His displeasure comes from the type of movie roles that she is choosing. Lohan is currently playing the role of Nancy Pitman in the movie Manson Girls. The movie is about Charles Manson and his slew of violent and cruel killings. In the movie the character that Lohan plays is a girl that is entranced with Manson and it’s believed that she went with the crazed man to the murder scenes afterwards to help him destroy evidence.

Lindsay’s dad thinks that she should be doing more of the same type of films that she’s been doing such as Mean Girls and Herbie: Fully Loaded. From Celebedge,

“Her dad Michael thinks his daughter - who will play Nancy Pitman, a cult follower of the notorious Manson who was convicted of seven counts of murder in 1971, in ‘Manson Girls’ - should stick to the “mainstream films” which made her a star.

He said: “I really hope that Lindsay gets back to the kinds of films that led to her success. I’d like to see her do more mainstream films.

“Some of the movies she has done recently were geared to a specific audience. But when you’re the kind of star Lindsay is, you have to appeal to a general audience, not just a specific audience.”

If he’s not pleased with his daughter doing this film, he probably won’t be too happy about her next project either, which is a film where she co-stars with Jared Leto. The film is about the assassination of John Lennon back in 1980. The film is called Chapter 27.

I think these types of movies are exactly what Lindsay Lohan should be doing. She’s been displayed in the media too often recently as a bimbo Hollywood star and, I’m not saying there wasn’t good reason for it, but if she wants to revive her career she needs to show that she carries a little bit of depth.

I don’t know about all the speculation on whether or not Lindsay Lohan is gay, lesbian, bisexual, whatever. The attention that Lohan’s sexuality gets is astronomical. If you’d been to the parties Lohan was going to a few months back, it’s amazing that PETA wasn’t involved. Who knows who was screwing, making out, whatever with who or what? People that are really blitzed, do occasionally find things like potted plants sexually attractive. So why the big deal about Lindsay being a lesbian/bi? From InTouch:

“Lindsay Lohan has sparked headlines about her sexuality with rumors that she’s dating DJ Samantha Ronson, but a friend tells In Touch that she’s not gay. Wayne Joffe, a pal of Lindsay’s and designer of the Wayne Hadly collection, says: “Lindsay is friends with Sam — she isn’t a lesbian!” Lindsay, 21, was at Goa in LA on March 27 with Sam, 30, but the DJ was the furthest thing from her mind. “Lindsay was hitting on Kanye West,” says an onlooker. “She was trying to talk to him all night until he finally asked her to join him at his table.” Lindsay has recently been wearing a ring with Sam’s initials.”

What’s the big issue with Lindsay being gay anyway? Maybe it would be a nice change for her, to break away from all the losers she’s been hanging around with. That Riley moron will probably be putting dirty videos of Lindsay on the Internet within the next year. Lindsay, if you are gay, more power to you. And pssst…. Kanye West is a weirdo, stick with chicks.

Yes, it’s true. Even in the soap opera world of Hollywood, sometimes the media and bloggers just don’t have much to report on. Either that, or the stars in the news are those that no one cares about in general. This week the web waves were filled with news that just goes to show that some people just have too much time on their hands.

Let’s begin with Ryan Phillipe. Talk about having too much time! Poor Ryan has stopped Googling himself because it makes him sad. Don’t worry, Ryan, everyone else has stopped Googling you ever since you treated Reese so shamelessly, as well.

And in other unworthy news, Jessica Simpson has become a fan of basketball, no doubt an attempt at impressing boyfriend Tony Romo. There were several shots of the blondie asking her boyfriend, “Exactly what are they doing?”

It was also reported that Paris Hilton and Benji Madden are now in South Africa. Upon seeing this, I was concerned they were going to adopt a baby but it turns out they’re just there for Good Charlotte’s tour.

And the paparrazi weren’t the only ones thinking about Paris. So was Lindsay Lohan as she stomped out of a fashion show in true celeb-style drama and rage all because Paris’ handbag line was one of the sponsors. Puh-leaze! When will these stars grow up?

And for those who really, truly have nothing to do, here is a picture of pregnant Jessica Alba leaving a nail salon. Oh boy!

Ryan Phillippe and Reese Witherspoon supposedly made the mutual decision to divorce, according to Ryan. I have an idea that Ryan might have wanted a divorce so he could feel free to pursue more celebrity booty, and Reese wanted a divorce because she was sick of him cheating on her. But he says that’s not so! Ryan denies pretty much all of his hook-ups. From Us Magazine:

“Ryan Phillippe wishes ex wife Reese Witherspoon happiness with her new beau Jake Gyllenhaal.

“He’s a good dude,” Phillippe said on The Howard Stern Show Thursday. “I love her and I want her to be happy, and it seems like she is.”

Phillippe described his 2007 divorce from Witherspoon as a “mutual” decision.

“Leading up to it, we had been spending so much time apart,” he explained. “That’s a huge part of it. There are so many obstacles.”

The Stop-Loss star, 33, spent much of the interview denying hook-ups with an array of famous women.

A make-out session with Britney Spears in May 2007? “Not true,” the actor said.

Hooking up with Ashlee Simpson in March 2007? “Again, not true,” Phillippe responded. “I stood next to her at a place called Les Deux, a club in Los Angeles.”

Sex with his I Know What You Did Last Summer costar Jennifer Love Hewitt? “I did not have sex with [her],” he said. “It did occur to me. She was very young and her mother was there all the time… but I was in a hot tub with her when she was 18.”

“I know Lindsay Lohan wanted you,” Stern pressed.

“Yeah,” Phillippe responded.

Phillippe conceded to Stern that Angelina Jolie is “probably” the hottest actress he’s filmed a love scene with.

“Is she very sexual?” Stern asked.

“I would think so, yeah,” Phillippe responded, though he also denied hooking up with the actress while they filmed 1998’s Playing By Heart.”

Howard Stern is such a skeez; it’s not a wonder he wanted Ryan Phillippe on his show. Two guys, that have no respect for women, sitting around, chatting it up. On the other hand, Ryan might be telling the truth about his affairs, and them being nonexistent. At least he’s putting on a happy face for Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal.

The freckles. Ugh. I don’t know what it is about the freckles. It’s like, I’m caught halfway in-between thinking, “Imperfections are beautiful,” and “Ew, it looks like a rash.” I’d love to have some opinions from the audience on this one. Lindsay Lohan naked. Are her boobs real? Do you really think she looks anything like Marilyn Monroe? From In Touch:

“In a nod to one of her idols, Lindsay Lohan recreated the iconic “Last Sitting” photo shoot of Marilyn Monroe with legendary photographer Bert Stern-nudity, scarves and all. “I didn’t have to put much thought into it,” Lindsay told New York Magazine. “I mean, Bert Stern? Doing a Marilyn shoot? When is that ever going to come up? It’s really an honor.” And while Lindsay has even bought an apartment that Marilyn once lived in, don’t expect her to follow in Marilyn’s tragic footsteps. “You know, it’s also tragic what just recently happened to someone else,” Lindsay said about her late friend, Heath Ledger. ”

As far as lifestyle, Lindsay Lohan definitely has Marilyn Monroe down; however, the two were not equal in size. Lindsay’s much thinner. Marilyn on the other hand, was practically a Botticelli angel; all curves. Try eating some, Lindsay. People have so many cures for freckles out there, it’s crazy. I’ve read about lemon juice compresses, mud, etc., everything to get them off. My favorite story, I read when I was a little girl, hoping it would work. I used to have just a few, right across my nose and cheeks. I read in the story about a girl’s grandmother, who told her, running through a wheat field at dawn would do it. And getting entirely coated in dew would rinse away every freckle. Naturally, it was a story with a “Love thyself” moral. I’m still torn on Lindsay’s freckles though.

Nah, not really. I believe the exact quote contained the word “can”, not “will”. Yet, it makes good news to spin bullsh*t out of thin air. I’m not going to go either way on this. In my opinion, it’s up to everyone to read meaning in someone else’s words. Not to mention the words of an airhead like Lindsay Lohan, my god. She couldn’t be subtle if her life depended on it. From Us Magazine:

“Lindsay Lohan, who was once linked to Heath Ledger and was spotted crying after his passing, is speaking out on the late actor’s death.

In the new issue of New York magazine, the actress, 21, poses nearly naked for a recreation of “The Last Sitting,” the last series of photos of Marilyn Monroe.

Lohan calls Monroe’s suicide “tragic,” adding, “you know, it’s also tragic what just recently happened to someone else.”

Asked if she’s referring to Ledger, Lohan replies, “They are both prime examples of what this industry can do to someone.”

Still, the star, who’s been in rehab three times, insists she will not end up like them.

“I’m not them … I sure as hell wouldn’t let it happen to me,” she tells the magazine.

Ledger died of a prescription drug overdose last month. He was in the middle of shooting his final film, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus.

Jude Law, Johnny Depp and Colin Farrell have recently signed on the replace him.”

Personally, I think Lohan, if she were blaming the industry, would be exactly right. Most people won’t argue that the business itself is nothing but a Mecca for criminals and prostitutes. It’s true; over the years there have been several Hollywood suicides, and deaths related to cosmetic surgery.

Along with half the other celebrities! Honestly, I know this is naughty of me, but would it not be absolute justice if all celebrities had to stay in rehab, and could only come out for filming? That’s certainly how it seems lately. You can’t turn your head for two seconds without some Hollywood flake entering a psycho ward or rehab clinic. And hey, it’s great that they’re doing it, but in all honesty, they shouldn’t have to. As adults, conscious of their actions, it’s simply unnecessary to go around acting like assholes all the time. From People:

“Kirsten Dunst has entered rehab, a source close to the actress confirms to PEOPLE.

The Spider-Man recently star is being treated at the exclusive Cirque Lodge Treatment Center in Utah, the same facility where Lindsay Lohan spent nearly two months and where Eva Mendes checked in, according to the source.

“She’s not doing well,” the source says. “People were pushing her to go in there but there was no intervention… She has been partying hard for a while and I’m sure the Heath Ledger thing put people over the edge.”

Adds the source, “She’s been crying a lot lately, a lot built up. …Everybody hits that bottom where you feel [so] scared that that one heavy night of partying can really wake you up. It’s good she’s getting herself help.”

Dunst, 25, who is a regular on the party scene in Los Angeles, was recently seen partying at the Sundance Film Festival where she hung out with Josh Hartnett at Hyde Lounge. Despite reports of erratic behavior at the festival, sources say Dunst was just displaying her usual “care free party girl antics.”

“She was in a big group of friends and they were dancing their asses off by their table. They looked like they were having a great time and they were getting pretty crazy,” said a source at the time.

However, the following day Dunst failed show up to her own Glamour magazine party. A source at the time said the actress “wasn’t feeling well.”

A rep for Dunst could not be reached for comment.”

I think People has really hit on something there; after Heath Ledger’s death, people have been, at least temporarily, enlightened that the things you do in the dark, always come to light. You cannot live a hard life, full of drugs and screwing people you don’t know, without it catching up to you. It’s just sad that some people catch their comeuppance sooner than others.

Well, it looks like Lindsay Lohan is just another working stiff - in the morgue, that is. As part of her public service for her misdemeanor drunk driving offense, she will spend two days (eight hours total) in a morgue. In addition to her graveyard shift, she will also spend two days volunteering in a hospital’s emergency room. She has already spent two months in rehab (as if it’s done any good) and other community service as part of her plea bargain sentence.

The morgue and E/R duties are designed to show drunk drivers the possible consequences of their selfish act of driving while drunk. Let’s hope dead people and seriously injured people will knock some sense into Lindsay.

Oh yes, it’s true! The backwater has risen up like bile to come forward and crush Lindsay Lohan’s practically virginal reputation! My god, who knew she was a slut?! Not I! Can you believe it, ladies and gentlemen? Lindsay Lohan has sex! Lots of it! Ahem. Moving on. Yeah, so, in order to claim his five minutes in the spotlight, Riley Giles has begun twittering on about how Lindsay Lohan was crazy for having sex, non-stop. From News of the World:

“Troubled Hollywood star Lindsay Lohan has traded her dangerous drug habit for a manic addiction to sex, the lover she picked up in rehab has revealed.

Speaking for the first time of their fling, snowboard daredevil Riley Giles told how the wild-child actress craved marathon nights of lust as she broke off her lethal love affair with drink and cocaine.

In an exclusive interview he said: “Lindsay’s definitely a nymphomaniac. She’s wild in bed. We’d have sex a couple of times in the day and then go to it through the night.

“We once did it four times in a row straight. That was crazy. Lindsay was insatiable. She’d demand sex again and again. We’d go at it for hours. She’d have worn out most guys.”

Extreme sports professional Riley, 24, met 21-year-old Lindsay while they were both having treatment for hard drug addiction at the Cirque Lodge centre in Utah.

The film star slipped the ski-slope hunk a secret note asking for his mobile phone number. Riley couldn’t resist and Lindsay was calling him up right away.

“From that moment it was on,” he recalled as he described their first snatched passionate kiss in a corridor, strictly against the rules. “The chemistry between us was so strong we couldn’t help ourselves.

But once they left the Cirque Lodge— after 60 days on the programme—they moved into a romantic log cabin in the nearby mountains They locked themselves in and were at it like rabbits.

Riley revealed how Lindsay used orgasm after orgasm as a potent substitute for the huge chemical hits she was used to while partying.

He explained: “When you orgasm, your endorphins shoot up and it becomes a massive natural high. If you have an addictive personality like Lindsay you need that to replace the highs you got from taking drugs all the time. Sex became a key part of her recovery.

“And we didn’t get out of bed for days. It was the perfect place—roaring fires with amazing views over the Sundance ski resort.

“The first time we had sex I couldn’t believe I was looking down at Lindsay Lohan naked. We’d barely gotten through the door when we just ripped each other’s clothes off.

“Lindsay is so hot. She has a great body. Her backside is fantastic, perfect, all plump and round.

“She has great curves but her belly is nice and flat and toned. We couldn’t get enough of each other.”

And Riley insisted the connection between the pair wasn’t just physical.

“Lindsay would tell me she loved me and I’d say that to her, too,” he said. “And I don’t say that to a lot of girls.

“She told me she’d only ever had three serious boyfriends—and I’m one of them. We even planned on getting a house and living together out here in Utah. We were together every day for a month and after that I could tell she really loved me a lot by the way she cried and cried when we had to say goodbye at the airport.”

But Riley revealed their relationship changed when Mean Girls star Lindsay got back to Los Angeles to pick up her career. And he confessed he is terrified she might return to her bad old ways.

“I worry because it must be very difficult to keep up your recovery,” he said. “I couldn’t do it. Lindsay has a very addictive personality.

And now she’s switched habits again. First it was drugs, then it was sex, now it’s shopping. Her whole day consists of spending—EVERY day. She gets her hair done every day and has a spray tan twice a week. I don’t think it’s healthy.”

But Riley is convinced Lindsay is determined to stay off drugs. And he revealed how she confessed she is haunted by a horrifying near-death experience.

He said: “She was in a London hotel and had been out partying all night and taking drugs. Back in her room she downed a load of Xanax anti-depressants and alcohol to mellow her out. She started running a bath, climbed in and before she knew it she’d passed out.

“As the bath overflowed she was totally unconscious and it was only because her assistant ran in and saved her that she didn’t drown. Lindsay said that was a terrifying wake-up call and showed her just how close she was to losing her life through drugs.”

Headline-grabber Lindsay was forced into her latest rehab stint after twice being arrested by cops.

In May she crashed her Mercedes into a Beverly Hills tree then in July she chased and harangued the mother of her former personal assistant. On both occasions police found cocaine on her

Riley told us: “Lindsay felt her life had become totally unmanageable. She drank from the moment she left work then stayed up all night doing coke.”

He insists he still talks to Lindsay every day and is planning a reunion soon. But he fears his dream of setting up home with her has now crashed.

“Her whole attitude changed about three weeks after she got back there,” he said. “It went from ‘I want to move to Utah’ to ‘Oh, I love LA so much I don’t ever want to leave.’

“She’s a great person but it’s hard to have a girlfriend in LA who’s surrounded by movie stars and doing whatever she wants. Sure, her friends were all nice to me. But anyone can put on a face and I don’t know how sincere they were. There are a lot of fakes in LA.

“And sadly, I think people would rather see Lindsay with a movie star than some snowboarding guy.”"

Oh, waaah. My god, could anyone possibly whine more? He sounds like a 14 year old without a date to the dance. Get over it, Riley. No one gives a shit how often Lindsay Lohan screws you, or anyone else. The fact that she’s a nympho isn’t news to anyone. The -entertaining- part of this story, is the fact that Riley Giles is clinging to the spotlight like a crackhead to a dealer.

Lindsay Lohan was spotted at a restaurant kissing on some unknown male thing, not only once, but twice! Is this just some weekly flavor… or has she found a replacement for the poor, ditched Riley Giles? From TMZ:

“Cameras caught Lindsay Lohan kissing on a guy who could be Riley Giles‘ replacement. Movin’ on up!

Lohan was chowing down at Il Sole Friday night with guy in a beanie — she planted two smooches on him during dinner. But talk about a buzz kill — Lindsay also invited 13-year-old pap Austin to dine with them.

Is Lindsay off the market? Watch the video and decide for yourself.”

Well, at least with any luck, Lindsay didn’t meet this new mystery man in rehab, or a methadone clinic. Who knows… Lindsay might be shooting for Paris Hilton’s standards; perhaps her new man is a pizza guy!

Do you know, it’s funny, I keep wanting to type Riles Giley? What the hell? Anyway, Lindsay Lohan, known as Firecrotch to –most people, has broken up with poor Riley Giles, the guy no one knew until she picked him out of rehab, –a relationship destined to last, we all thought. From People:

“Lindsay Lohan and Riley Giles, the 25-year-old snowboarder she met while seeking treatment at Utah’s Cirque Lodge, have ended their relationship, sources confirm to PEOPLE.

“They’re over – they’ve broken up,” a source says. “They split after Thanksgiving weekend.”

Adds another source: “She is concentrating on her life and her career.”

Lohan, 21, checked out of the exclusive Cirque Lodge on Oct. 5. She had been there since August. (The breakup was first reported by E! News.)

A week after his daughter had left Cirque Lodge, Lindsay’s father, Michael Lohan, told PEOPLE about Giles: “He’s a great, great kid. If you met him, you’d like him.”"

Yeah, coming from Michael Lohan, that must mean a lot. A family famous for their dysfunctionality, approves of the boyfriend that Lindsay Lohan, their rehab-friendly daughter, found in “Cirque Lodge” which sounds like a hotel for clowns. Now that Lindsay Lohan and Riley Giles have broken up, I can’t help but wonder if we’ll be seeing Riley again, and what Lindsay’s next abomination will be.

So, Lindsay Lohan’s new boyfriend, the snowboarding guy, is a total wimp. After the two of them went out for a nice romantic dinner, Lindsay slid into the passenger side of the car, while her pathetic little boyfriend, Giles, slide right in behind her, and hid from the cameras. From TMZ:

“Now that Lindsay Lohan and Riley Giles are out of Utah and in photog-friendly Los Angeles, Riley is playing his part well — by taking a backseat to his starlet girlfriend’s celebrity. Down in front!

Lohan and her recreational snowboarding boyfriend ate at Katsuya in Hollywood last night. When it came time for the pair to make their exit, Lindsay hopped into the passenger seat and posed for several pics … while Giles slithered into the backseat, barely noticed.

That’s what they call a “metaphor.”"

A little advice for Lindsay’s new boytoy: Don’t let those cameras pass you by. She goes through men like babies go through diapers, and much in the same way.

…It happens to be male, as most mistakes are. This mistake happens to be Lindsay Lohan’s, and therefore much more idiotic than your average “really-horrible-one-night-stand”. Her new boyfriend comes from rehab, likes long walks on the beach, drinking and driving, romantic, siren-lit rides to the station, and looks great in orange. From TMZ:

“TMZ obtained this mugshot of Riley Giles, who was pinched by the Summit County Sheriff in Utah for possession of a controlled substance by misrepresentation, fraud, forgery or subterfuge — in layman’s terms, he forged prescriptions for the drug Xanax. Summit County Sheriffs tell TMZ he was picked up by officers in March of 2006. Oh, and by the way, Riley spent 10 days in the slammer for DUI too. Matches are made in the most unusual places!”

Lindsay Lohan and her new boyfriend, Riley Giles seem really familiar to me for some reason. Oh yeah. Pete Doherty and Kate Moss, bare a striking resemblance. Maybe it’ll look more familiar if you can find pictures of all four of them with straws up their noses, bending over mirrors.

David Beckham is apparently not so great after all. No wonder Lindsay Lohan thought she had a shot him; he’s a total manwhore. Aside from the current affair scandal, with the Beckhams‘ ex-nanny, Rebecca Loos, –which is a very appropriate name, by the way, –he’s also allegedly been banging other broads as well.

Supposedly, while David was still with Manchester United, in 1998, he started sleeping around with Emma Ryan, model for Page Three, while Victoria was five months pregnant, and they were still engaged. From BBC News in 1998:

“Pregnant Posh Spice, Victoria Adams, is threatening legal action over reports that her fiance David Beckham had been unfaithful.

Earlier this month, it was reported that the Manchester United football star had had secret dates with Page Three model Emma Ryan, 23.
The trysts are said to have taken place while Ms Adams, 24, who is five months pregnant with Beckham’s baby, was away on the Spice Girls‘ world tour and ended when she returned from America.”

Another woman, Sarah Marbeck came forward as well, claiming that she was involved with David Beckham in 2001-02, only two years after the Beckhams had been married. From the Daily Times:

“The Beckhams called in lawyers after a second woman, 29-year-old Malaysian-born Sarah Marbeck, said she had had an affair with Beckham from July 2001, two years after his marriage to the former Spice Girl.”

Celina Laurie, daughter of a vicar in Denmark, also claims that she had a one-night stand with David Beckham, at a hotel, after meeting him in a nightclub in 2002. According to an interview with her and a Danish tabloid, Ekstra Bladet, he just walked right up, and started rubbing her back. From the Copenhagen Post:

“‘David answered the door wearing white Diesel boxer shorts,’ she told the Sunday People. ‘He had a fantastic body. I followed him through to the bedroom where he put his arms around me and kissed me…

‘He didn’t throw me out afterwards, and he let me stay until he got up a bit before 8am. He asked for my telephone number, and I gave it him. Unfortunately, he didn’t give me his, and I haven’t heard from him since.’

According to the report, Ms. Laurie has had no regrets about going public. ‘He should be a man and live up to his responsibilities,’ she added. ‘Maybe all this will make him value his family more. He has everything. He should try to keep it.’”

If she’s so concerned about his responsibilities, why did ‘Miss Laurie’ sleep with him in the first place? God, what a tramp, and even worse; a hypocrite. It’s not like his marriage to Victoria was a secret. Women should be learning all over the world; sleeping with celebrities and then turning into a narc, gets you sued.

Despite all the coverage, and the media hype of the stories emerging from 2004, a lot of it does sound like a few last minute attempts to make David Beckham look even worse; however, there were a few witnesses in each case.

However, Beckham has confessed to his affair with the “Loos” woman. Now, the sleaze-machine is headed to America, so hide your men, girls! Rebecca Loos is supposedly going to try her hand at acting in the U.S., after her successful performances in “Celebrity Love Island” and “The Farm.”

Tobey Maguire went off and did the deed! No, not that one… He got married, to the mother of his child, Jennifer Meyer. I specify, his child’s mother, of course, because those sort of things don’t matter in Hollywood, which makes it even crazier that that’s who Toby married, right? Even crazier, is that they managed to keep it a secret. Well… sort of. They got married the other night in Hawaii; how romantic, and it was a small ceremony as well. From Celebitchy:

“Tobey Maguire married his longtime fugalicious fiancee Jennifer Meyer over the weekend. She’s actually not that fug, even though people are always saying that – she’s just “real woman” pretty. Which means not perfect, so points to Tobey for keeping it real. Or whatever. The two have been dating since 2003 and have a nine month old daughter, Ruby. They were married in Hawaii in an intimate ceremony in Kona.”

Tobey’s best friend Leonardo DiCaprio went to the wedding, which I think is just adorable. Another adorable thing: You notice how celebrities name their babies ridiculous names? Well, Jennifer and Tobey’s baby’s name is “Ruby Sweetheart.” Is that not the cutest thing you have ever heard?! I mean, sure, it falls into the ridiculous category, but still! She’s going to break a lot of hearts one day, and not in the Lindsay Lohan way. I’m making a category just for Ruby, because that is just too cute.

It seems like Britney Spears has finally got the sugar daddy she doesn’t — I mean, totally deserves. Donald Trump himself has offered to take her on, and “revive” her career. Good luck, Mr. Trump. I hope he’s prepared for chemical withdrawals.

TMZ says:

“Armed with the searing insight that she’s a “[bleeping] mess,” Trump tells Page Six that he’s “negotiating” with Brit-Brit about appearing on his “Celebrity Apprentice” and that he’s also “thinking about” having Paris Hilton on the show, though, says Lord Combover, “I don’t know if we’re going to do it.” As for Brit and Paris‘ comrade-in-wreckitude, Lindsay Lohan, Trump says he’s going to contact her this week about the show.”

Paris Hilton’s representative says he is unaware of any deal developing right now, and, big surprise, Britney and Lindsay’s representatives weren’t available. I’ll keep my eyes peeled for you guys. This would make one -hell- of a show.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are rumoured to be heading to Berlin with their four children. They bought a large apartment in east Berlin back in February, and according to one British newspaper who may or not be the best source for actual news, Brad wants to design a home south of Berlin, so Brad and Angelina can raise their children in a quieter atmosphere. According to The Daily Mirror, Brad said:

“We bought this beautiful house in Berlin, and another one I am trying to design myself close to Potsdam.

We already have so many projects waiting and I am trying to travel and get inspiration all over the world and prepare myself.

We also don’t want our kids to go to school in Hollywood - it will be best if they can go to school in Berlin. We love the city. Berlin is so quiet and balanced, away from paparazzi.”

…looks like Angelina is just running away from Jen…

Hm. It sounds to me that after Angelina’s attitude against Brad’s ex-wife; Jennifer Aniston, her stress issues, health problems, that they’re looking for a quick fix to resolve their marital problems. It certainly looks like Angelina is just running away from Jen. Well, if moving across the globe helps, then more power to them, but usually, uprooting just means your dragging your problems with you.

Kelly Osbourne’s secret plans to completely ruin the musical ‘Chicago’ for everyone… 

Rob Schneider gets right back in Dina Lohan’s face, after she was bitching about him impersonating her daughter, Lindsay, on The Tonight Show.

Joe Pesci, the ultimate movie mobster, and Angie Everhart, Sports Illustrated model, and notorious for dating royalty, are … engaged. Weird, eh?

An insane fan reaches up, and grabs Tim McGraw’s crotch; wife Faith Hill goes off on her. Watch the video!

Paris Hilton screws herself, and entire extended family out of their inheritance.