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Lilo May Adopt After All

Just weeks after Lindsay Lohan declared that she did not want to adopt but wanted to have a biological child, she is now saying that she does want to adopt after all…but it sounds as though she may still want to hear the pitter patter of a baby born from her belly first. From Celebrity Baby Scoop, ”

“Lindsay Lohan and her partner, DJ Samantha Ronson, might be ready for a baby. Recent reports state the the couple plan to adopt,

“At some point, I want to adopt a kid as well. A child in need or a newborn from another country, I’m not sure.” Lindsay said.

The 22-year-old star - who has completed three stints in rehab for alcohol and drug problems - admits she is “happy” in her relationship with Ronson,

“People can think what they want. I’m really happy, and that’s all that matters. She’s a really great person.” Lindsay said

So I wonder what the sudden change of heart is about. I wonder if her publicist got to her and told her to stop being so freakin stupid and that people may take it the wrong way when you are adamant against adoption.

Lindsay Lohan is Gay!!

It has been well over a year now since the rumor mill has been going crazy snapping pictures of Lindsay Lohan with Samantha Ronson and posing the ‘is she or isn’t she?’ question about Lilo. The pair never officially came out of the closet and they described their relationship as a very good friendship. As they became more comfortable with each other and with the camera on them all the time, they started opening up about their relationship in the way of their actions. They’ve been seen now for months holding hands and giving kisses and of course, there’s always the infamous blog that they do together. Now, Lindsay has put an end to all of the rumors and the questions and has confirmed something else that we all already knew - her and Sam are dating!! From the Daily Blabber,

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha RonsonARE dating. They said so.

Sam called in to the radio show Loveline to talk about the Travis Barker jet crash. After discussing that for a while with radio host Stryker, Sam gave the phone to Lindsay. They talked for a bit and then Stryker asked LiLo the big question — totally going for it.

“Now you and Samantha have been going out for how long now?” he asked. “Two years? One year? Five months? Two months?”

Lindsay gave a small laugh and said, “A very long time.”

Stryker then told her that they make a lovely couple and Lindsay thanked him.”

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - I love these two together! Lindsay has managed to keep her crap together in the time that they’ve been close and Sam just seems like someone who doesn’t want trouble but won’t take crap either. I think she really plays a huge part in keeping Lindsay in line and I think it’s awesome that Lindsay has one person in her life that she knows loves her for her and that she can trust and turn to! Congrats, ladies, we’re very happy for you!

Phelps Sparks Cat Fight at VMAs

Okay so this may be the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. First of all, I’m so over Michael Phelps and this celebrity status that he has achieved. I’m not denying the boy is good but the drama that already surrounds him is ridiculous. The first rumors to circultate were that he and Carrie Underwood were planning on dating, and then he was ignoring Lindsay Lohan’s desperate pleas of attention and now, it seems that Lindsay is back in the drama again and this time, she’s not only sharing the spotlight with Miley Cyrus, but she’s battling it out for the sole rights to it. From The Pop Crunch Show,

“Human Dolphin Michael Phelps has created a bit of drama between former Disney child star Lindsay Lohan and the studio’s current little mini moneymaker Miley Cyrus. The ladies now hate each other after both battled it out for the honor of escorting the Olympic hero on-stage at the 2008 MTV Video Awards earlier this month.

A National Enquirer tattle claims: “It was nightmate. Both Lindsay and Miley were wildly excited at the prospect of waltzing on-stage with Michael, so producers proposed draping one on each arm-but the girls did not want to be with each other and neither would back down!

Digusted with the tag-of-war over Phelps, MTV ultimately blew off both starlets, opting to send the champion swimmer on-stage alone instead.

“Lindsay was fuming.”

So there are just a couple things wrong with this story. The first being that Lindsay is a lesbian and that Miley is a mere 15 years old - eight years younger than Michael. I know we all have our questions about Miley but I really think her parents or at least Michael’s PR people would step in and stop anything from happening here, which I don’t think would even happen in the first place.

So much for Soccer Mom

I think after Harlow Winter Madden was born and Nicole Richie seemed to come back to Planet Earth and act like a normal human being, we were all waiting for her to fall off the wagon and make some outrageous move that would prove we were all right - Nicole Richie would never change. But throughout her pregnancy, she was so healthy and so positive and she’s carried that right through the past several months since Harlow’s been born. We have seen her making her daily coffee runs, always with Harlow in tow and when she’s seen at events, she’s always wearing something very sophisticated and is smiling graciously at the camera. However, now it seems as though it may have all gotten to be a bit too much for the new Hollywood mom. From Celebitchy,

Nicole Richie kicked off the diva fits at an after-party for Charlotte Ronson by grabbing a fan’s camera and smashing it to the ground. While Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson were celebrating at Country Club on West 14th Street with host Alan Philips of Sky Group, Richie left early at 11 p.m.

As she walked out, “a young, Swedish tourist was trying to take her photo,” said one witness. Richie shouted, “I’m not an animal” then “jumped over the velvet rope, ripped the camera out of the girl’s hand, and smashed it to the ground.” Reps for Richie didn’t reply to Page Six.”

So I’m sorry that you have this horrible life where you’re filthy rich and people want to take pictures of you. That’s too bad. It’s truly the price you pay and if you can’t deal then you should make different choices. Smashing someone’s camera isn’t going to keep your name, or picture, out of the papers.

When I first saw the headlines, I immediately thought that someone had crossed the line with Harlow - which would have been completely understandable. Children are off-limits, no question. But Harlow wasn’t even there, Nicole was just angry and once again showed her true colors. I guess she’s off the wagon.

Lindsay Doesn’t Attend Grandfather’s Funeral

Okay, so I don’t understand why everyone is so all over Lindsay Lohan about not attending her grandfather’s wake. The announement that he had passed away came almost mere moments after the latest very public battle with her father and he mentioned in one of his press releases that he expected everyone to be in attendance at the wake. So instead of going and making a bad situation worse, Lindsay instead went shopping with her girlfriend, Samantha in New York. And I don’t know what the big deal is!! From eCanada,

Lindsay Lohan has decided to skip out on her grandfather’s wake, and instead went shopping with gal pal Samantha Ronson.

Lindsay Lohan’s relationship with her dad is going downhill fast.

A week after he verbally attacked Samantha Ronson, Lohan decided to fight back.

The Sun stated that she was going to skip her grandfather’s funeral.

It was reported that Lindsay Lohan spent time with Ronson in New York City shopping.

This is being seen as a real low move by Lindsay Lohan, showing the big problems that exist in the family.”

Yes, big problems exist in the family but I don’t think that Lindsay going to the funeral would have changed that. Michael Lohan is doing what he always does except this time it’s in one of the most abhorrent of ways. He is trying to control Lindsay yet again and this funeral gave him the perfect chance to corner her into a one-on-one confrontation. She has made it extremely clear that he will not be included in her life so why would she purposely go somewhere that she’ll know he’ll be?

Is that really the respectful funeral everyone had in mind? Instead of celebrating the life of the deceased and paying final respects, it becomes a show-down between Michael and Lindsay? Because everyone knows that’s what it would have turned into. There’s no rule that says that you need to be in a funeral home to remember those you love, talk to them, and say goodbye. I think Lindsay did the absolute right thing and people need to start giving this girl a break!

Lindsay may soon have Labor Pains

Lindsay Lohan may have taken her role as a pretend pregnant office assistant in her upcoming movie Labor Pains to heart. It’s been no secret over the past few months that the relationship between her and her girlfriend, Samantha Ronson has been super serious. But it seems that these two may now want to take things one step further and make it official by starting a family together and have even talked to several of male friend of Lindsay’s to kindly ask if any of them would mind supplying them with some of the *ahem* genes. From the Pop Crunch Show,

“After a string of bad relationships, 21-year-old actress Lindsay Lohan has finally found a love that she can hold on to-and that is precisely why the Labor Pains actress has decided now is the perfect time to welcome a baby with lesbian lover DJ Samantha Ronson.

Since the couple does not want to adopt, Lindsay is hoping to manipulate one of her famous ex-boyfriends, which include British baddie Calum Best, actor Jared Leto, and Wilmer Valderramma, to supply a little love juice to impregnante her.

“Lindsay is in a very happy place at the moment. She’s been having deep discussions about a baby,” a celebrity insider told News of the World over the weekend.

“She wants a natural birth and has spoken to Sam about getting one of her ex-boyfriends to help out. They don’t want to adopt.”

I think if I ever chose to become inseminated and no husband or boyfriend to turn to, I would probably want a stranger’s donation instead of one of my close pals or god forbid, an ex-boyfriend! I can’t imagine seeing someone who helped me out with that situation and not help wondering what they’re thinking and making comparisons and such. And I don’t know what guy would want to donate for a friend either. That’s about as personal as it gets.

Michael Phelps is a Popular Boy

Just a few days ago it was reported that fourteen-time Olympic medal winner, Michael Phelps, was planning a “quiet, first date” with country singer Carrie Underwood. Well it seems that Michael impressed more than just the judges this past year as Carrie is not the only one that’s interested. It seems that Lindsay, who has been seeing girlfriend Samantha Ronson for some time, would also like the chance to date Michael. From Contact Music,

LINDSAY LOHAN has reportedly been pleading with Olympic swimmer MICHAEL PHELPS for a date.
The actress - who is rumoured to be dating DJ Samantha Ronson - is said to have bombarded the U.S. gold medal winner with calls and text messages asking him to take her out.
And his cool response hasn’t put her off - because the more he ignores her, the harder she tries.
A source tells Britain’s Daily Mirror, “At first he thought it was a joke when she got in touch. But she’s since been phoning and texting constantly.
“It’s become a running joke in his camp. Lindsay has been trying to meet up with him. They’re both going to the MTV Video Music Awards next month so they’ll be sure to see each other properly then.
Phelps is certainly flattered by all the attention but it’s not clear how seriously he’s taking it all.”

So, I’m not all that happy about this. I really love the thought of Carrie and Michael together and while I do really like Lindsay, I think that she should just stay with Sam and retreat from the swimmer’s life. I also wonder how Samantha is taking all of this? Her relationship with Lindsay has come under great fire both with the media and her family and they seemed to have stayed strong so far and come out the better for it. It would be hard for me to believe that a cute athlete could break that up with just one text.

Michael Lohan Won’t Shut Up!

Just as everyone predicted, Michael Lohan has come back to the media after his daughter Lindsay accused him of being out of control and a media hog. This is especially interesting to me because from the reports that I read, it was Samantha Ronson that talked the most trash about Mr. Lohan and while Lindsay posted some harsh words of her own, she allowed her girlfriend to have most of the joy. It just seems even weirder to me because you would think that the person you lash back out against is the person that said the worst but, I guess that wouldn’t get enough media attention. As usual, what he says makes absolutely no sense as it is reported by The Pop Crunch Show,

Michael told ABC News late Thursday: “She’s (Lohan) gone from making $7 million to less than a million a movie.

“Who’s out of control? I go to church. I go and help people in rehab. That’s control. How can she say I’m out of control?”

He adds, “I want Lindsay to be in a good place. When I started looking at what Samantha was doing, dragging Lindsay to clubs, drinking around Lindsay… Samantha is one of the biggest problems in her life.”

“That’s what Dina told me. I’m reacting on what Dina said, but then Dina steps out of the picture because she wants to look like the good guy.”

Dina’s a two-face. She wants to try to look good and stay on Lindsay’s good side instead of being a good parent. I don’t give two hoots about my relationship with Lindsay as a friend. One day she’s going to turn around to me and tell me, ‘Daddy, you were right’.”

Michael, several things are wrong with this.

1.) I’m fairly certain Lindsay will not come back and say that you’re right.

2.) Although you may not care about your friendship with your daughter, you should care about your relationship with her as your daughter - which you don’t. Trust, loyalty, a sense of being there for each other are all elements of friendship but you must have them in a parental role as well.

3.) If you’re so insistent on making us all think that you don’t see dollar signs when you look at Lindsay, stop telling us all what she makes!! And then act disgusted by it!!

4.) Going to church and helping people in rehab are both good things. Neither means that you have control or that you’re a good father.

5.) It was once Samantha entered the picture that the bar and public drunk scenes were taken out of it.

I would think that someone who was so ripe on getting the media involved would prepare something to say that made a little more sense and was a little more mature.

Don’t Mess with Lindsay and Sam!

Michael Lohan should know better by now to not run to the media with gripes about his daughter - especially when it involves her girlfriend, Samantha Ronson.These two are an extremely strong force when together and Lindsay’s dad - of all people! - should realize that they will not simply lie down and let you walk all over them. Of course, because it’s Michael Lohan that we’re talking about, I’m sure he’s foreseen this media war and the prospect has overjoyed him. He recently lashed out at the two, specifically Samantha and she stays on course by attacking him through her blog. Here is what Celebrity Dirty Laundry reported her blog had to say,

“I really don’t want to say anything because I feel like he wins. ‘He’ being the man who is so desperate for attention that he goes to the media whenever possible. I know I am being used, I am just a pawn - easy to sacrifice to feed his addiction. I am not standing in his way - I am not the reason he has no contact with his daughter - he is. His need to throw a tantrum for the whole world to hear is.”

Lindsay also wrote on her own blog saying that her dad was “out of control” and she also clearly indicated that he is not in her life because she chooses it to be that way. In other Lohan news, Lindsay’s grandfather passed away today and Michael has seized it as yet another opportunity to launch attack on his former family. Instead of saying how much the man will be missed and that he will forever live on in their hearts, this is what Celebrity Rights quoted Michael as saying,

“My father just, literally, died in my arms. I notified all my kids and my lawyer notified Dina’s attorney. Let’s see if she has the decency and respect to bring my kids to the wake and funeral. THIS will show her true colors!

“Thus, not even a call. But that’s par for the course with Dina! She didn’t even send a card or visit when he was sick.”

It’s pretty clear what Michael’s intentions are and whether you like Lindsay or you hate her, one can’t help but feel sorry for her for having such a horrible father. It’s always too bad when the parents get more caught up in the fame-hype than the children but this seems to be a case of the extreme.

More of Lilo’s Messed Up Family

Well, while Lindsay Lohan’s mom, Dina Lohan has seemed to be trying to make peace with her daughter by making gestures such as welcoming Lindsay’s girlfriend, Samantha Ronson into the family publicly, Lindsay’s father is taking another tactic when publicly speaking about his daughter’s relationship. The Evil Beet quotes him as saying,

“I’m not happy,” he says. “Ever since [Lindsay] got out of rehab and all these people came back into her life, things haven’t been right … People like Samantha Ronson don’t need to be around Lindsay. She shouldn’t be dragging Lindsay around nightclubs. Who was Samantha Ronson before Lindsay Lohan? She was nobody. She is using her for her own gain. All these people have inserted themselves into her life like parasites, and it’s not right. I’m done with them.”

Okay, there are a few things wrong with his statement. The first is that two of the people who have used Lindsay’s fame to their own advantage more than anyone are her parents and mostly it has been her father. The second point I’d like to make is that Samantha Ronson has been amazing for Lindsay and not only has Lindsay stayed out of the papers except for a few pics of her filming a movie and this whole “is she or isn’t she gay?” thing, her life has been fairly boring, in comparison of what it was not so long ago. The third very wrong thing about Michael Lohan opening his mouth and showing everyone once again how stupid he is, is the fact that he made this statement just after announcing his engagement. What’s wrong with a divorced man getting engaged? Nothing - except that his fiance, Erin Muller, is 24 years old. That’s a short two years older than his daughter. You know - the one who’s making all the bad choices.

Are Samantha and Lilo Finito?

Well of all the sad breakup stories this past summer, this one breaks my heart. It seems as though Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan, who have been seen as a very hot couple for a while now may be calling it quits. And the reason? Because apparantly Lindsay has decided that she may just be into guys after all. I’m not too sure if I believe this one, especially considering that Lilo just wrote on her personal blog the other day that she “misses Sam because she’s out of town.” But OK! Magazine seems to think that these two are done and that Lindsay is definitely once again going back to the opposite sex. From the magazine, ”

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson may be inseparable, but following weeks of arguments, friends tell OK! they fear that Linds will leave her DJ girlfriend — for a man. Apparently LiLo has already been flirting with guys, and cracks are seem to be appearing in the relationship.

On August 5 at the Delano Hotel’s Florida Room, Lindsay, 22, cozied up to other men whenever Sam left her side. “Lindsay was laughing and giggling with these guys,” an eyewitness tells OK!. And earlier that day, guests at the Miami hotel witnessed the couple’s repeated clashes.

“Lindsay is the aggressive one in the relationship,” an insider tells OK!. “Sam tries to focus on Lindsay, but it’s never enough.” Another friend adds, “Lindsay has to be the center of attention, or she’ll flirt with other guys to make Sam jealous.”

But back in L.A. on Aug. 6, the pair were “hand in hand and very affectionate” at Crown Bar, and on Aug. 8, they partied for Sam’s birthday. But Lindsay’s friend says, “She’ll be with the next guy who catches her eye — she can’t help it!”

Now, we must remember that the sources here are an unnamed eyewitness and another unnamed friend of Lindsay’s. But if it is true and they do break up, was all of this just a publicity stunt? People asked it throughout their entire relationship and I refused to believe it was true. I just like them together way too much. And if they split up, will Lindsay go back to her party-hardy ways? We can only hope not as young Hollywood already has way too much drama within its realms. There was also talk of a “welcoming to the family” by the Lohans to formally accept Samantha as one of their own although we are talking about the Lohans so that too could have been all for the sake of getting their name in the papers.

Lindsay Coming off Rage and About to be Wed

There’s been a big fuss lately about the comments that Los Angeles Police Chief William Bratton has recently made regarding getting tougher on anti-paparazzi laws in the state. His statement included the mention of Lindsay Lohan and she retaliated almost immediately. From Canada.com,

” ‘If you notice,” he said, “since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town … and evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don’t seem to have much of an issue.”

Lindsay was not pleased. Yes, she seems inseparable lately from the androgynous-looking Samantha Ronson, but “police chiefs shouldn’t get involved in everyone else’s business when it comes to their personal life. It’s inappropriate.”

Bratton replied that he meant no harm. His sister is gay, he told reporters, and he’s got a good record in defence of gay rights.”

Well, I guess if your sister is gay and you publicly support “the gays” then you have every right to say whatever you like about them. Lohan has always denied the fact that she and Samantha Ronson are dating but you’d have to live under a rock to think that these two are just friends. And the new commitment that these two are about to make further solidifies the knowledge that there’s more here than what’s being said. Yes, the two are set to be married later this year although different sources are simply calling it a “welcoming party.” Whatever it is, it seems to all be set up by Dina Lohan, Lindsay’s mom who has recently made comments reflecting nothing but her love for Samantha. From OSOYOU.com,

“They’ve been keeping the relationship quiet for months and trying to pass each other off as ‘just good friends’. But they’ve decided it isn’t a fling, it’s for life - so they want to make their romance public,” an insider tells the News Of The World. “Dina is still working on the date of the party but it’s looking like towards the end of the year.”

According to the paper, 22-year-old Lindsay has already bought a white Chanel mini-dress for the ceremony, while Samantha is toying with the idea of wearing a black suit and top hat.”

Yep, sounds like these two are in it for the long haul and I am very happy for them both! I guess there will soon be no point in Lindsay denying that this is anything more than friendship. I don’t know what the point in that is anyway.

Lilo’s Mom is Nuthin but Proud!

Say what you will about Lindsay Lohan’s mom, Dina Lohan but she loves her kid and just wants her to be happy. She has welcomed Lindsay’s girlfriend, Samantha Ronson into their family and considers her like another daughter. From People,

“I love Samantha,Dina Lohan told reporters. “She’s like a child to me. They’re great friends and as long as my daughter is happy and healthy, it is what it is.” Ronson, wearing her usual skinny jeans and shirt, spun a mix of ’80s tunes and current hits throughout the night, and Lohan, in a slinky multi-colored sequined dress, jammed alongside her. Lohan spent the evening, drink-free, texting friends on her phone, playing with Ronson’s deejay equipment and posing for pictures.”

It’s nice to know that whatever has been said about their family in the past or what her mother has done (and I’m not denying that her parents haven’t always been poster children for good parenting), they can still all come together at the end of the day and want what’s best for each other. I too have said in the past that Samantha seems to be really good for Lindsay and that whatever it is that they’ve got goin on, it seems to be working out for both of them. They are clearly over the moon about each other when they’re together and Lindsay has managed to stay out of the papers for her public intoxication for quite some time. Yep, sounds good to me!

Lohan Gets a Last Visit on her Last Day

It’s nice when our significant others come and support us when we there is something major going on such as ya know, wrapping up a movie. That’s exactly what Samantha Ronson did when she went and visited girlfriend, Lindsay Lohan during her last day of filming her new movie Labor Pains. Gossip Girls says this about the day of filming,

“She’s been faithfully maintaining a gruelling shooting schedule for her current gig “Labor Pains” and yesterday Lindsay Lohan shot her last few scenes.

The “Georgia Rule” actress was spotted on the Los Angeles set wearing a variety of outfits as she took several breaks between scenes.”

Lohan has in the past been very firm that she and Ronson are not dating but I guess she’s forgotten that actions such as public makeout sessions and fits of jealous rage speak louder than words. Whatever she wants to tell her fans, I think whatever this relationship is, it’s great. It seems to have almost calmed Lindsay down and how much the two care for each other is quite evident. Sam provides a prime example of this as she’s seen blowing Lindsay a kiss on the set.

Miley Cyrus Photo Controversy

mileycyrus.jpgIt’s too bad that just when you think that a new “good girl” has come to Hollywood, they seem to blow it by appearing on the Internet or in a magazine with their body hanging all over the place. And such is the case with Miley Cyrus. She recently did a photo shoot for Vanity Fair in which Annie Leibovitz shot her in at least one provocative pose in which Miley was clearly not wearing a shirt and her top half could have easily been exposed. She says in USA Today,

“I think it’s really artsy. It wasn’t in a skanky way. Annie took, like, a beautiful shot, and I thought that was really cool. That’s what she wanted me to do, and you can’t say no to Annie. She’s so cute. She gets this puppy-dog look and you’re like, ‘OK.’ “

But then Miley decided once the photos came out that maybe they weren’t so “artsy” after all and that they veered more toward the “skanky” side. In her next statement she said,

“I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be ‘artistic’ and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed,” she said in a statement issued by her publicist, Jill Fritzo. “I never intended for any of this to happen, and I apologize to my fans who I care so deeply about.”

It’s unfortunate that with young woman such as Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears giving young female celebritites such a bad name in Hollywood that people are forced to look to a 15 year old girl for a role model. Isn’t she supposed to have role models and not be a role model? She may be a little young still to tell the difference between artsy and skanky and it’s probably best not to take photos just because someone asks you nicely.

Lohan’s Drunk and Jealous

lohan2.jpgLindsay Lohan and DJ Samantha Ronson have been rumoured to be dating since late last year. Not only do the two seem to be quite happy together but Lohan seems to be obsessed with the girl and wants to keep her all to herself. On Saturday, Lindsay, Samantha, and Ashley Olsen were all hanging out at The Beatrice in Manhattan, where Ronson was spinning. During one of her sets, Olsen had the nerve to give her a friendly hello, which sent Lohan off the deep end. From The Pop Crunch Show,

Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at the Beatrice, and Lindsay screamed at her, ‘Get your 15-year-old ‘Full House’ ass away from my girlfriend. Saturday, Lohan said Ronson “was ignoring her” and became upset. “Samantha was really focused on her work and didn’t leave the booth for anything.” Lindsay is so into her pal, she’s even created a Facebook profile under “Lindsay Ronson.”

This outburst could be due to the fact that Lohan is back to her wild drinking and partying ways, after swearing the stuff off forever. That same night Lohan was seen with Ronson at the Hawaiian Tropic Zone where she consumed massive amounts of Grey Goose and Red Bull. She got so drunk that she kept falling over and was barely conscious when she was put into a cab at about four a.m.

Michael Lohan Won’t Leave The Divorce Alone!

dina-lohan.jpgDina Lohan is not the most celebrated parent in the world, for her obvious missteps in raising her daughter, Lindsay Lohan. I’ve compared her in the past to some pretty classic screw-ups, such as Lynne Spears, and she’s definitely on my Worst Celebrity Parents list, which pretty much starts with Angelina Jolie. Yes, I know, shame on me for not promoting child collecting and pseudo political promotion. Anyway, Michael Lohan has re-opened his divorce case with Dina Lohan, because apparently she did not exactly fulfill all the agreements. From Us Magazine:

Michael Lohan says he plans to reopen his divorce against his ex-wife Dina, claiming that she has made it “hard as hell” for him to see their three children.

“I gave her the family house, all the furniture and the $200,000 she owed me just so that I could see my kids and have a relationship with them,” Michael tells New York’s Daily News.

He says Lindsay’s grandparents also haven’t seen their granddaughter “even though my father is dying, and my mother was in a car accident on Easter.

“[Dina] told me, ‘It’s up to the kids if they want to see their grandparents,’” he adds. “But she’s made no effort to put them in touch or make this happen.”

Michael also says Dina’s upcoming E! reality show was — gasp! – his idea.

“It’s the exact same show I pitched,” he claims. “She even used my title.”

On Monday, Michael released a statement to Usmagazine.com, insisting that “Lindsay has NOTHING to do with me opening my divorce case or any other suits that are being filed against Dina.”

eeec0156-7993-4bb0-9022-637947310f2fwidec.jpgHe said that “Dina uses people, gets what she wants and then turns her back on them or claims the ideas were hers all along. She thinks the law doesn’t apply to her or her family since they always get away with things and use Lindsay’s name to do it.”"

This is most likely the case, but whoa… Lindsay doesn’t visit her dying grandparents?! Wow, that’s harsh. Right, it is up to Lindsay, who is an adult, and Dina is an idiot who obviously refuses to be held accountable for anything; so why doesn’t this supposedly reformed party girl get off her ass and go see her family? Personal issues, maybe. I hope Michael Lohan fries Dina when this case re-opens. I’ve never liked the wench, personally.

Lohan’s Dad is Unhappy

lohan.jpgLindsay Lohan’s dad is upset and it’s not because she has that little substance abuse problem. His displeasure comes from the type of movie roles that she is choosing. Lohan is currently playing the role of Nancy Pitman in the movie Manson Girls. The movie is about Charles Manson and his slew of violent and cruel killings. In the movie the character that Lohan plays is a girl that is entranced with Manson and it’s believed that she went with the crazed man to the murder scenes afterwards to help him destroy evidence.

Lindsay’s dad thinks that she should be doing more of the same type of films that she’s been doing such as Mean Girls and Herbie: Fully Loaded. From Celebedge,

“Her dad Michael thinks his daughter - who will play Nancy Pitman, a cult follower of the notorious Manson who was convicted of seven counts of murder in 1971, in ‘Manson Girls’ - should stick to the “mainstream films” which made her a star.

He said: “I really hope that Lindsay gets back to the kinds of films that led to her success. I’d like to see her do more mainstream films.

“Some of the movies she has done recently were geared to a specific audience. But when you’re the kind of star Lindsay is, you have to appeal to a general audience, not just a specific audience.”

If he’s not pleased with his daughter doing this film, he probably won’t be too happy about her next project either, which is a film where she co-stars with Jared Leto. The film is about the assassination of John Lennon back in 1980. The film is called Chapter 27.

I think these types of movies are exactly what Lindsay Lohan should be doing. She’s been displayed in the media too often recently as a bimbo Hollywood star and, I’m not saying there wasn’t good reason for it, but if she wants to revive her career she needs to show that she carries a little bit of depth.

Lindsay Lohan: Friends Say, Not Gay!

572-lindsay-lohan-wardrobe-malfunction.jpgI don’t know about all the speculation on whether or not Lindsay Lohan is gay, lesbian, bisexual, whatever. The attention that Lohan’s sexuality gets is astronomical. If you’d been to the parties Lohan was going to a few months back, it’s amazing that PETA wasn’t involved. Who knows who was screwing, making out, whatever with who or what? People that are really blitzed, do occasionally find things like potted plants sexually attractive. So why the big deal about Lindsay being a lesbian/bi? From InTouch:

Lindsay Lohan has sparked headlines about her sexuality with rumors that she’s dating DJ Samantha Ronson, but a friend tells In Touch that she’s not gay. Wayne Joffe, a pal of Lindsay’s and designer of the Wayne Hadly collection, says: “Lindsay is friends with Sam — she isn’t a lesbian!” Lindsay, 21, was at Goa in LA on March 27 with Sam, 30, but the DJ was the furthest thing from her mind. “Lindsay was hitting on Kanye West,” says an onlooker. “She was trying to talk to him all night until he finally asked her to join him at his table.” Lindsay has recently been wearing a ring with Sam’s initials.”

lindsaylohan0403.jpgWhat’s the big issue with Lindsay being gay anyway? Maybe it would be a nice change for her, to break away from all the losers she’s been hanging around with. That Riley moron will probably be putting dirty videos of Lindsay on the Internet within the next year. Lindsay, if you are gay, more power to you. And pssst…. Kanye West is a weirdo, stick with chicks.

Headlines No One Cares About

Yes, it’s true. Even in the soap opera world of Hollywood, sometimes the media and bloggers just don’t have much to report on. Either that, or the stars in the news are those that no one cares about in general. This week the web waves were filled with news that just goes to show that some people just have too much time on their hands.

Let’s begin with Ryan Phillipe. Talk about having too much time! Poor Ryan has stopped Googling himself because it makes him sad. Don’t worry, Ryan, everyone else has stopped Googling you ever since you treated Reese so shamelessly, as well.ryan.jpg

jessicasimpson.jpgAnd in other unworthy news, Jessica Simpson has become a fan of basketball, no doubt an attempt at impressing boyfriend Tony Romo. There were several shots of the blondie asking her boyfriend, “Exactly what are they doing?”

It was also reported that Paris Hilton and Benji Madden are now in South Africa. Upon seeing this, I was concerned they were going to adopt a baby but it turns out they’re just there for Good Charlotte’s tour. parishilton.jpg

lindsaylohan1.jpgAnd the paparrazi weren’t the only ones thinking about Paris. So was Lindsay Lohan as she stomped out of a fashion show in true celeb-style drama and rage all because Paris’ handbag line was one of the sponsors. Puh-leaze! When will these stars grow up?

And for those who really, truly have nothing to do, here is a picture of pregnant Jessica Alba leaving a nail salon. Oh boy! jessicaalba.jpg