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Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt Want Us To Sit Through More Of Their Crap

laurenheidi.jpgYes, sadly, it’s true. Heidi and Spencer want yet another time slot where they can show off their pathetic attempts to fool us into believing that they’re actually a couple. Except this time there won’t be any Lauren Conrad to make things interesting; it will just be an hour full of wedding planning drama. Mindless tedium, minute after minute. From InTouch:

The Hills hotties Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt can’t seem to get enough attention. The two are said to be in talks with MTV for their own spin-off reality show, which would focus on their engagement and upcoming nuptials — without the distraction of Heidi’s Hills‘ archrival, Lauren Conrad. The New York Post’s Page Six reports that Spencer was overheard pitching the show to an MTV exec on Tuesday night, “suggesting the show go through the whole lead-up to the wedding . . . finding a wedding planner, hunting for a dress designer and all the drama that would be part of their wedding plans.” But just how much drama would there be without Lauren around to meddle?”

spencer-pratt.jpgGood question. It will most likely be more boring shit, just as bad as watching The Hills. And yet people seem to have the audacity to call this a reality show? People do not normally act like this. As a matter of fact, many of us work for a living and cannot afford to run around in malls. I don’t know a single person who acts anything like these people, and I know some pretty idiotic people; I live in Ohio. Heidi Montag and Lauren Conrad need to take their shoes off, and beat the crap out of each other one day. Not a cat fight; an all out bitch-scrap.

Spencer Pratt Has A Mouthy Sister

prattugly.jpgStephanie Pratt came out to Us Magazine about how she feels about Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag’s imminent, yet off and on, wedding plans. I realize that it’s really none of anyone’s business anyway you look at it, but isn’t publicly speculating about your brother’s relationship with someone kind of rude? If my brother started telling the newspaper that me and so and so weren’t ready for marriage, or that maybe we should re-think things, I’d probably pour sugar in his gas tank. Then again… I’m from the South. Either way, isn’t there some sort of Hollywood Etiquette to apply to this? From Us Magazine:

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have a lot of work to do before they walk down the aisle.

So says Pratt’s younger sister, Stephanie.

“I love them both so much, but I don’t think they’re ready to get married,” she said on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show Monday.

“They’re perfect for each other,” she added. “Spencer loves her — I’ve never seen him love someone so much.”

But when Seacrest asked if the notoriously on-and-off duo would be together forever, Stephanie replied, “Stay together? I don’t know.”

She said the couple’s biggest problem is that they get “jealous … One’s a little nicer.”

When Seacrest asked who is nicer, she replied, “Spencer is the sweeter person.”

Would Montag ever cheat? Stephanie wouldn’t say, but if she did, watch out. “I’d kill her!” Stephanie vowed.

Stephanie also opened up about reconciling with Lauren Conrad. (Stephanie once confronted her at a club for feuding with Heidi and Spencer.)

Stephanie said she felt compelled to apologize to Conrad on last week’s Hills episode because the two were in the same computer class.

“I was like, ‘I’m scared to death of this girl!’” Pratt said. “I knew I had to apologize — the class is 9 weeks! If I hadn’t, it would’ve been the worst 9 weeks of my life!”

She said Spencer was “genuinely mad” when he found out the two were pals and that she went to Lauren’s 22nd birthday party.

On tonight’s episode, he “makes me cry hysterically,” Stephanie said.

Still, she insisted, “I don’t think I was at fault… I did become friends with Lauren and went to her birthday party. If became friends with Audrina, I’d go to her birthday party, too!”

She also said she wants to bring Lauren and Heidi together.

In a future episode, she said she gets them to appear in the same room together.

Though “there was no speaking,” she said she is hopeful she can help them reconcile.

“My best friend since the seventh grade and I had the biggest falling out, and we just became friends again, so I am optimistic,” Stephanie said.

As for Stephanie and Conrad, she said “[we're] good friends. We’re gonna be taking another class together.”"

heidi-montag-pratt-b.jpgThis relationship is fake, on the other hand. “Reality Show” romance? Puh-lease. So many people have admitted they were acting after the fact. “The Producers” sit each of these “reality show ‘guests’” down, and are like, “So today, you call her a bitch, and then… pull her hair!” The only reality show I ever saw that I might have even considered to be real, was I Love New York 2, because Pretty called New York out on having a bad weave. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag? They get my Official Stamp of Synthetic, –kind of like Pam’s boobs.

By the way, for those of you who don’t know who Stephanie Pratt is yet, you can get a really great description from The Evil Beet.

Brody Jenner & Lauren Conrad; On Or Off?

jenner_conrad180.jpgApparently, some people are waiting for a big bang between the two stars of The Hills, Lauren Conrad and Brody Jenner, are in for a slight disappointment. Brody Jenner insists that there is nothing romantic going on between the two, despite popular opinions amongst fans. From People:

“For Hills fans hoping for a finale love declaration between Lauren “LC” Conrad and Brody Jenner, don’t hold your breath.

Rumored to be dating on and off for more than a year, Jenner denies that he and Conrad were ever an item.

“There’s nothing romantic—it’s never really been like that,” Jenner, 24, told PEOPLE Friday at N.Y.C.’s newly opened nightclub Touch. “I love Lauren. She is a great friend of mine.”

Jenner, who was in town promoting his new Archangel jewelry and clothing line, was somewhat more coy when asked about The Hills‘ Dec. 10 season finale, however.

“My contract really doesn’t allow me to talk about that stuff.” Jenner said.”

That’s not really coy, is it? That’s more like,”You’re going to get me sued, go away.” And an entire clothing line? I didn’t even think Brody Jenner was that well-known. I mean, he’s a T.V. star. Whooptido.

Lauren Conrad: Totally Obvious Quote of the Week..

I’m a bad dater. I’m the most socially awkward person, like carrying on conversations and stuff. … I don’t want to date anyone right now anyway, so it doesn’t really matter.”

Um..LC..maybe you are a ‘bad dater’ because the only guys you date are your friends ex-boyfriends…

Reality Bites @ The Dolce & Geisha Party

Lauren Conrad put on a brave face and dragged her BFF, Heidi to the Dolce & Geisha party where her ex-boytoy, Brody Jenner was also present.

Unfortunately for Jenner, L.C. was not interested in rekindling their barely there relationship…I’m guess she took Hollywood Heartbreaker’s advice and moved on…

Find out who after the cut:

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LC & Brody: DUNZO Already!

Lauren Conrad and Brody Jenner are dunzo. The two were together for like 2 seconds, but have made it a point to officially announce they are no longer dating.

Jenner attended the Thursday night launch party for the new furniture collection at Minotti in Los Angeles, where he revealed to a source, “We’re not together anymore.

P.S. Dear LC, It’s Okay darling..shake it off! I heard that Kristin Cavalleri was cozying up to Wilmer Valderamma at the premiere of ‘Fast Food Nation’ last week….maybe you could try to hook up with him.

P.P.S. Onzo = Opposite of Dunzo! Duh!

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Brody Jenner & L.C: Dunzo already?

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BrodyJenner is not only the “Prince of Malibu” he’s also the King of Players. (Assuming white boys can jump…have game that is). After dating Kristin Cavallari and Nicole Richie,Jennerstarted seeing Cavallari’s arch enemy, Lauren Conrad. But that relationshipmay already be dunzo, as Jenner was seen last weekendat L.A. hotspot, Area ,grinding with a “hot blonde who had only a thong and bra on,” reports a witness. “She wasn’t Lauren.”

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Nicole Breaks down at sight of Brody & LC

According to reports Nicole Richie broke down in tears at a party last week after coming face to face with her ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.

Nicole and her ex beau Brody Jenner just broke up a few weeks ago and he’s already confirmed that he’s dating “The Hills” star Lauren ‘LC’ Conrad who was with him at the Target party at LA HotSpot Area.

A source told Life & Style magazine: “Nicole is furious. She said: ‘LC just keeps saying hi to me over and over again. I can’t stand it! It’s like she’s rubbing it in my face. Just leave me alone!’”

Partygoers said Jenner couldn’t keep his hands off LC, which was heartbreaking for Nicole to watch. When did Brody become a serial dater? He’s already had like 5 girlfriends just this year alone.

Apparently Nicole was consoled by her former fianc DJ AM who was performing at the event.

The source said: “Nic went up to his booth and got a big hug. They whispered to each other, and DJ AM was able to turn her night around. By the time she stepped away from his DJ booth back into the crowded club, she was all smiles again.”

Laguna Lovers: DUNZO!

Laguna Beach stars Lauren “L.C.” Conrad and Jason Wahler have split up, PEOPLE has confirmed.

“Its true. Lauren broke up with him last week,” Conrad’s rep, Nicole Perez, tells PEOPLE.

Being single isn’t slowing Conrad down a bit: The 20-year-old, who now appears on The Hills, took a trip to Las Vegas last weekend with her girlfriends, including Hills pal Heidi Montag.

Meanwhile, Wahler, 19, partied in Los Angeles over the weekend at Les Deux with Laguna pal Stephen Colletti. Wahler, wearing Adidas track pants and a t-shirt, got wild on the dance floor, according to a source.

“He was all over the place,” says the onlooker. “Every time I saw him, he was talking to a different girl.”

Wahler’s partying ways contributed to the couple’s breakup, a source tells PEOPLE.

This is not the first time Wahler and Conrad have split. The pair broke up last August, then reunited. “We’re pretty serious now,” Conrad told PEOPLE in May.

As for the future, Conrad plans to return to L.A.’s Fashion Institute of Design & Merchandising in the fall, and will film a second season of The Hills.