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Pamela Anderson Is Servicing The Homeless

prn-011035.jpg…With Thanksgiving dinner. Which is great and all, you know, since her life is in shambles, but it might be hard being in a crowd of people who look a lot like both Tommy Lee and Kid Rock. From Hollyscoop:

“Let’s forget for a moment what a trainwreck Pamela Anderson has been lately and focus on her work with PETA. Pammy will be serving vegetarian dishes all night on Thanksgiving at an unnamed homeless centre in Las Vegas.

PETA spokesman Michael McGraw says, “We want to keep the venue a secret because it’s really just for Pam and those she’s serving. It’s not for fans and autograph seekers. The dinner itself will be a feast - Gardein’s Veggie Stuffed Turkey Roast With Wild Rice and Cranberries. It’s a delicious faux turkey. Pam, who has been vegetarian since she was a teenager, is thrilled to serve up the health benefits of a meatless diet.”

Anderson adds, “The holiday season can be especially hard for those who find themselves homeless, and it’s murder on turkeys. With so many healthy and delicious options nowadays, it’s easy to have a holiday meal that gives even turkeys something to be thankful for.”"

Then again, on the other hand, maybe she’ll find someone to cheat on her new husband with while she’s there. And by the way, does anyone else think it’s retarded that Pamela is feeding vegetarian food to the homeless?

Kid Rocks Wishes Pam Anderson Well…

kid-rock.JPG…And I bet he’s completely sincere too. Pam Anderson actually did marry that ex-sex-tape, Paris Hilton reject, Rick Salomon. On the Late Show With David Letterman, Kid Rock was certainly very sweet about giving advice to Pam’s new hubby, saying that, “Why buy the cow if you’re getting the milk for free?” Kid Rock, is a sage, and wisened man… now also admitting this was something he wished he had known before. From People:

Anderson, 40, married for the third time Saturday night in Las Vegas. The groom, 38, is perhaps still best known for being Paris Hilton’s costar in her notorious 2003 sex tape.

Letterman also mentioned Kid Rock’s confrontation with Anderson’s first husband, Tommy Lee, which took place at the Sept. 9 MTV Video Music Awards.

Kid Rock muttered something about being “bullied around for so long” that he couldn’t take it anymore, and Letterman asked if he expected legal trouble as a result of what took place.

“I hope not,” said the rocker, “but [you] never can tell with this thing.”"

Poor Kid Rock, people are bullying him… Insert the sad face here. To see Kid Rock’s video snippet from Letterman, read the full story, here.

Pam Anderson Is Really Getting Hitched?!

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According to the local news in Las Vegas, the Porn Princess, Pam Anderson, and… the Porn Pauper, Rick Salomon, applied for a marriage license the other day. The reason I’m making this update, is because you know… Pam screws around; a lot. She could be saying she’s engaged to the man in the moon, but rarely do we ever hear anything else about these guys. But this time it might mean serious nuptials, ladies and gentlemen. From People:

“Former “Baywatch” beauty Pamela Anderson and beau Rick Salomon applied for a marriage license yesterday, according to KVBC in Las Vegas. Here we go down the aisle again!

Sources tell TMZ that the couple could wed as early as today at the infamous “Little White Wedding Chapel.” Earlier this month, Anderson, 40, told talk show host Ellen DeGeneres that she was engaged. Salomon, 38, is best known for producing and co-starring in Paris Hilton’s sex tape “One Night In Paris,” and was previously married to “90210″ actress and “Charmed” vixen Shannen Doherty. Miss Anderson is a mother of two and was most recently married to Kid Rock … for three months.”

I think that Rick is going to be a great new addition to the string of husbands for Pam Anderson; and she’ll make another good notch in his headboard as well. Especially if he doesn’t mind the risk of catching a special something from the new love of his life.

Pamela Anderson & Old, Amateur Porn Star Are Engaged

pam.jpgPamela Anderson is engaged… again. And this time, the man with dubious luck isn’t a bad-boy rocker, he’s a bad-boy poker player!

According to Pam, she was playing poker in her hotel suite one evening with Rick Soloman, the very same Rick Soloman who achieved fame and notoriety after making an incredible sum off of his sex tape romp with Paris Hilton. Pam was losing, and losing badly (is anyone surprised?), when Soloman offered to “clear” her debt if she made out with him.

The economical arrangement blossomed into love, and now the pair are engaged. Pam was a giddy, gushing schoolgirl on the Ellen DeGeneres Show:

“It’s so romantic. It’s romance. I was playing poker one night in my room and I was down about 125,000 pounds. He said if I made with him I could clear the … thing.

And I ended up paying off my poker debt. And then I feel in love and now we’re engaged.”

Pam is dating Paris Hilton’s leftovers? Something is seriously wrong with the world when Paris, at nearly half Pam’s age, is ahead of her in the man-lunch-line.

In other Pam news, she’s staying out of the antics of her two former flames, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock. When asked about their recent brawl at the MTV Video Music Awards, she said exactly that: “I’m staying out of it.”

Uncle Kracker: Sex Criminal?

281×211.jpgThe former DJ for Kid Rock, Uncle Kracker has been accused of sexually assaulting a 26-year old woman in a nightclub, The Ess Lounge, in North Carolina. Uncle Kracker isn’t afraid to fight back, outraged that people think he would commit a sex crime… Eh, considering that he used to work with Kid Rock? I’ll reserve judgment for now, but it’s pretty shaky.

Uncle K told People on Friday morning:

“It’s regrettable that someone would make this kind of an allegation, it’s not the kind of thing that I’d do, as a father of three girls … I’m saddened that anyone might think I’m capable of this sort of thing.”

Uncle K was released on $75,000 bond, although an early statement, made by some other idiot, said that his bond was something like $5 million.

Pam Anderson & Kid Rock: DUNZO!

TMZ.com is reporting that Pamela Anderson has filed for divorce from Kid Rock. The couple were married 3 1/2 months. The papers filed cite irreconcilable differences as the cause for divorce..I’m guessing it’s because there’s a new white trash boy on the singles list….K-Fed! Haha!