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Britney Spears went back to court today with her ex Kevin Federline to review her visitation situation and see if there was room for improvement. Turns out, there is. Britney has been doing a lot of work the past few months to restore her name and stop acting so freakin crazy! Love her or hate her, you gotta admit that she’s made a vast improvement! And today was further proof of that. From Contact Music,

“Britney Spears has won a boost in her child custody battle following a hearing in Los Angeles on Tuesday morning.
Sealed documents were reviewed in a closed court session, and though the existing custodial arrangement remains in place between the singer and her ex-husband Kevin Federline both parties insist there has been progress.
Spears‘ custody rights were suspended in January after police and emergency services were called to the singer’s home after she refused to hand over one of her sons to a Federline bodyguard following a visitation period.
Ever since then Spears has been fighting to regain visitation. The arrangement was modified a month ago when Federline agreed his troubled ex could spend time with their sons again as long as the visits were properly supervised.
And speaking outside court after Tuesday’s hearing, Federline’s attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan called the court meeting “a step going forward” for both his client and Spears.
He said, “The order that was in place has remained in place but there has been a graduated expansion of time.”

The exact length of time is unknown as all parties were fairly quiet on the subject but rumor has it that Britney will have three days a week with her sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James. Let’s hope she continues on this path. Whatever you think of her, it’s always better to let kids see a happy and healthy mom!

Despite a lack of coverage on the tragic and troubled couple, Kathy Griffin, known for her non-entertaining and ultimately boring show, “My Life On The D-List,” says that they are still an item. Kathy’s been hanging around with Adnan for an episode of her show, and says that Adnan was getting calls from Britney on his cell. From InTouch:

“Britney Spears’ relationship with photographer Adnan Ghalib has been on and off many times, and now Kathy Griffin confirms the former couple is still in contact. Kathy, who recently spent time with the British paparazzo for a hotly anticipated episode of her hit show My Life on the D-List, tells In Touch that it’s not over yet. “As far as I know, Britney is still attracted to him,” she says. The revelation is surprising since the pair has not been spotted publicly together since her father, Jamie Spears, took control of her life weeks ago. Kathy says she was shocked by “the astonishing number of calls Adnan took from a ‘private caller’ whose name rhymes with Prlitney Splears,” during the afternoon they spent together shopping at Victoria’s Secret. But Britney, 26, has been keeping her options open, too, since she’s been getting close to ex-husband Kevin Federline lately. In an unrelated incident, Adnan, 35, was reportedly treated by medics on the evening of April 12 after he was said to have sustained a knife wound to his arm, a black eye and facial lacerations. According to a report, Adnan claims he doesn’t know who attacked him but is “doing okay.” Britney and Adnan reportedly called it quits in March. “He drives like a maniac,” Kathy says of Adnan, and jokes, “I took a Dramamine!””

Whoa, whoa. Some random person attacked poor Adnan? Awww. My guess is that Jamie Spears paid off someone to beat the crap out of Adnan to keep him from hanging around Britney. So, despite a lack of actual public together-ness, and reports that in March the two were calling it quits, Kathy claims the two are still knee deep in romance. As well as that Adnan drive like a lunatic.

Britney Spears has been well on her way to recovery lately. She’s on medication for bipolar disorder, has regained visitation with her sons and seems to no longer be into doing things such as shaving her head or holding her children hostage. With all of these wonderful steps forward, it seems that Britney wants to make things right once and for all by going back to where it all started to go so wrong - with her divorce from Kevin Federline.

The two recently spent a romantic weekend together in Hawaii and Britney began talks of them getting back together and raising their family as two parents in love. She also gave him a very expensive Jacob & Co. diamond-encrusted watch. From digital spy,

“Britney’s father James, who is also acting as her conservator, and mother Lynne are said to be thrilled by their reconciliation.

“[James] personally approved the mini-vacation and birthday present purchases,” a source told the Daily Star Sunday. “There is nothing more he and Brit’s mom Lynne would love than for her and Kevin to get back together.

“Kevin’s whole attitude to his ex-wife has changed. He can see she is responding to treatment for her bipolar disorder, staying sober and trying to rebuild her life and career.”

While I don’t care much for Federline, and I have begun to lose faith in Britney, I do think it would be great if these two could find their way back to each other. Their two children deserve parents that are happy, together, and sober.

Stars in Tinseltown are always hooking up, breaking up, and getting back together it seems. It’s hard to know what’s rumour and what’s fact but there are some stories that just can’t be denied. Here are this week’s stories of stars that are making a love reconnection, as well as the ones that will never again make any kind of connection.

One couple that we will never again see gazing into each other’s eyes are Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston. Brown has just come out with a book revealing everything, and I mean everything about his marriage to Whitney. The book includes stories about his drug use and how he cheated on her. If you catch these two staring at each other, you can bet they’re giving each other the stare of death.

But are they or aren’t they? It’s reported that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline may be reuniting after they spent a weekend away together and Jamie Spears has also been rumoured to have been trying to convince K-Fed to go back to Britney. Now that’s embarrasing.

And there’s no talk yet of Jessica Simpson getting back together with her ex John Mayer but there’s a lot of talk about how much she wants to. Is she that stupid that she’s forgotten about her relationship with Tony Romo?

And perhaps the most embarrasing reunion of all is that of the New Kids on the Block. Let’s all give one big , “HA!” They must have run out of money because what else could have possibly possessed this group to think it was a good idea to reunite? If you take away “New” (because they’re not), and you also take away “Kids” (because they’re not), you have “on the Block.” And everyone knows that when you’re “on the Block,” it’s only a matter of time.

Although a court hearing on Tuesday brought forth no changes in the Britney Spears and Kevin Federline custody suit, on Saturday changes were made so that Britney could have visitation rights again. For the first time since January 3, Britney had a three-hour visit with her sons. Sean Preston, who is 2, and Jayden James, 1, were both allowed to hang out with their mom for three hours this past weekend.

Although the visit was supervised by Britney’s dad, Jamie Spears and Britney’s psychiatrist, it’s good that she is back with her boys. Several positive changes have taken place in Britney’s life that made this move happen. The first being that her dad took over conservatorship over her estate and finances and for that reason alone, her life has had some drastic improvement.

Kevin Federline was also happy to see his boys back with their mom for a visit. US Magazine says,

“Mr. Federline looks forward to his children having their mom in their life. Federline is doing everything that he can to make up for the fact that the boys are with him and keeping family around and trying to have them not aware that there’s any change whatsoever.”

It’s great that Britney seems to be making some positive changes to get her life back in order. It’s even better that she has her boys back for visitation. Hopefully, she is starting on the road of recovery and will remain there permanently.

Yes, Britney Spears once again has the media whirling around her. (As if they ever stopped!) What has she done this time? Shaved her head? Freaked out and refused to give her children back? Been placed in a padded cell? Gotten married? Supposedly, the last one is the truth. Star Magazine reports that Britney has impulsively gotten married to Adnan Ghalib, a paparazzi himself. Britney has not been known to be in a meaningful relationship since K-Fed and Azlynn Ghalib ended her own marriage to Adnan shortly before he flew to Mexico with the former pop star. Oops, did I say former?

So is it really true? Star sure thinks that it is and they say they have the proof to back it up.

“Our source on this was not in Rosarito Beach at the ceremony, but is very familiar with the fact that [wedding] documents exist.”

Star goes on to say,

“Spears gave Ghalib $250,000 to grease AzLynn’s exit. She allegedly told her lawyers, who had imposed a grand-a-day spending limit, that she needed the cash for a new Mercedes.”

And it’s not that hard to believe when you consider the facts. Britney was only married to Jason Alexander for 55 hours before she got that marriage annulled. Her wedding to Kevin Federline was completely cuckoo from the very beginning. She impulsively proposed to him while they were in a plane on their way to the next tour stop. And their wedding took place under complete pretence when their guests thought they were coming for an engagement party.

So is Star Magazine right that Britney and Adnan exchanged vows on the fabulous beaches of Mexico? Sounds crazy and for Britney, that’s just about right.

Oh, the loathed possibility that somewhere out there, someone is watching you on their computer, doing it doggy-style, while snorting lines of cocaine off of the bare floor. Britney Spears has now entered that realm of worry; –I’m surprised she ever left? Apparently Britney is worried that someone has stolen sex tapes from her house which depict her very vividly enjoying her extra-curricular activities. From The List:

“Britney Spears is “on the edge” after discovering sex tapes were stolen from her Beverly Hills home.

The troubled singer - who is currently undergoing psychiatric treatment at Los Angeles’ UCLA Medical Center - is said to be terrified that “valuable items” taken from her sprawling mansion on Friday night (01.02.08) included X-rated footage of her taking drugs and having sex.

A source close to the singer said: “This is the last thing Britney needs. She’s on the edge because all her secrets could now be revealed. Some of the things that may have been taken are dynamite.”

This would not be the first time Britney has been involved in a sex tape scandal.

Footage apparently showing the singer performing oral sex on ex-husband Kevin Federline was leaked on the internet last year, but was eventually classed as fake.

More recently, there were reports of Britney, 26, starring in another sex tape where she sported a shaven head and performed a sex act on two women and a man while consuming cocaine and marijuana. However, the footage was never made public.

Los Angeles Police Department officer Alex Martinez confirmed police had responded to a call originating from Britney’s house, but said he had no idea what had happened, adding: “The report is being processed through our system. We do not have access to it.”

Meanwhile, Britney - who was involuntarily committed to the Stewart and Lynda Resnick Neuropsychiatric Hospital at UCLA last week after being classed as G.D. (gravely disabled) - will now spend an additional 14 days in the ward, after her psychiatrist deemed she wasn’t well enough to leave.

Britney - who is now legally under the care of her father Jamie Spears following a court hearing on Friday - has already been transferred to a ‘quiet room’ after arguing with doctors following her committal.

A hospital insider told People magazine: “It is a terrible situation. Britney is in a padded room. Her family is so worried about her.”"

Ew; god I hope I never have to see the other tape. And don’t tell me, “well, you don’t have to look.” Not true, in this line of work. Poor Britney, in a padded room, and under the care of her father. For some reason, we don’t hear too much about her father. Lynne Spears, however, almost always has her name in the papers. Hopefully, Brit’s dad can help her through this, and keep her snaggle-toothed mother off the scene.

AHAHAHAHAHA! Seriously, no, I’m not sh*tting you. And what else can you really say, other than laughing your ass off? Some moronic magazine, led apparently by the greatest of imbeciles, has named Kevin Federline “Father of the Year.” …For doing what, may I ask? For showing the world that a fake Slim Shady, wannabe rapper, white-trash, not even that good back up dancer, can impregnate a pop singer, and be normal, while she spins off into celebrity hell? Rant over. From L.A. Rag Mag:

“We are guessing Hell has frozen over…

Details magazine has named Kevin Federline its Father of the Year, WTF. Remember people, this is the sleazy guy from Fresno that left his pregnant wife for Britney. He is a back up dancer.”

You ain’t lyin’. From AZ Central:

“Kevin Federline has been named ‘Dad of the Year.’ The ex-husband of Britney Spears has been praised for stepping up his fathering skills by Details magazine. Federline’s friends insist he always was a great father.

DJ Irie, a pal of Federline’s, said, “He is an all-round great dad. For most guys in Kevin’s situation, home would be the ultimate bachelor pad. But for Kevin, he made it all about the kids. He’s got toys everywhere. You can totally tell it’s all about the kids at home.”

Another friend of the aspiring rapper is enraged that Kevin is only now being recognized as a good father. The insider said, “It makes me furious when people say, ‘Oh great - he’s taking responsibility.’ He’s always been a great father. He’s been there in every way for all of his kids.”

So he’s a great parent… compared to Britney Spears? In that case, there are probably a few homeless people, and convicted felons floating around that could get the award too. My guess is the magazine is just trying to suck up, or, the editor is extremely dim. I also agree in part with the second friend in the quote from AZ Central. Why is he just now being recognized as such a great parent? In this day and age, you’re a great parent if you don’t drown your kids in the bath tub, and if none of your kids grow up to be serial killers.

Britney Spears decided to show an effort that she cares for her children by attending a deposition regarding her ongoing custody battle with ex-husband, Kevin Federline. According to People magazine, Spears arrived wearing a dark blue top and jeans. I’m so glad she didn’t show up in her wedding dress. Maybe she’s starting to think coherently. One can only hope.

Today’s deposition was to hear Britney’s testimony about her past drug and alcohol abuse, as well as to ascertain her parenting skills. On Monday, January 14th, she lost all her vistitation rights when she didn’t appear in court for a scheduled hearing. She actually showed up for this hearing, but didn’t enter the courtroom. I suppose that’s another Britney WTF moment. They’re coming fast and furious now, aren’t they? A custody trial has been scheduled in April.

Ever since Rose O’Donnell compared the media frenzy surrounding Britney Spears to that of Princess Diana, media, and especially the paparazzi, have been on the defensive. Both women have been followed around the clock and photographed as many times as the photographers can click their handy dandy little cameras. Spears’ recent late night car chase involving paparazzi was eerily reminiscent of Princess Diana’s death.

Bets and speculation as to when Britney Spears will die has become the conversation du jour. A Detroit, Michigan, radio station ran a contest as to who could correctly predict when Britney would die. The winner would receive $1,000. While this is beyond the pale of responsible journalism, one does have to look at Britney’s open invitation to such macabre topics.

As the media are quick to point out, Britney often invites this stalker-like behavior. Ever since her separation and divorce from Kevin Federline, she’s been a moving train wreck. If she’s not getting attention, she’ll do something to get it. She’ll get her head shaved at a beauty shop, knowing full well the cameras are clicking away. While many women shave their heads in a symbolic act of “out with the old, in with the new,” they don’t do it in such a “Look at me!” manner. Britney could’ve had someone come to her home and shave her head for her. Since she loves to wear wigs, no one would have known if she was bald.

Any celebrity who is followed as closely as she is would know that every move gets scrutinized. Being photographed as much as Britney has been, it’s hard to believe that she didn’t know there’d be photos of her without panties on splashed across the internet. Additionally, her latest boyfriend, married paparazzi Adnan Ghalib, once stalked her with his camera. Why she would enter a relationship with such a man is beyond me. I can only conclude she’s either dumb as dirt or an attention junkie. Let’s hope she gets some help soon. Unfortunately, the first step in getting help is to admit something is wrong with her. I doubt her multiple personalities will let her, though!

Britney Spears has yet another custody hearing today in Los Angeles with her ex-husband, Kevin Federline. Some reports say Britney is scheduled to testify in a closed session, trying to regain visitation rights to her two sons. Others report that Britney will not be at the closed session. Instead, the court hearing is to determine if her visitation privileges should continue to be revoked due to her recent whacked out behavior on January 3rd. If she does show up at court, it’s not known whether she’ll be wearing her wedding dress or not. Perhaps she’s getting fitted for another wedding dress for the next court session.

Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline have been partying together more frequently lately, and Sunday was the latest soirée that they spent together. Afterwards, it’s rumoured that the two spent some time together, hanging out in Paris Hilton’s room on Saturday. Liars, and trollops, and beers, oh my! From People:

“The unlikely duo of Kevin Federline and Paris Hilton caused heads to turn in Las Vegas over the pre-New Year’s weekend.

On Sunday, the duo partied together for the second night running.

Both were in town to host separate New Year’s Eve parties – hers at LAX, his at Tangerine – but each name attraction started celebrating early, hitting LAX on Saturday and Pure Nightclub on Sunday.

A source close to Federline told PEOPLE that the two hung out in Hilton’s room Saturday after leaving the club.

Still, they seemed less chummy on Sunday at Pure, mingling only briefly before drinking a shot of tequila together.”

I have a guess as to why they were less “chummy” on Sunday night. I’m thinking that, once Paris and K-Fed were done being “chummy” on Saturday night, they discovered that the “chumming” wasn’t as good as they thought it would be. Maybe K-Fed’s “chumming” tool isn’t all that strong.

There are reports from many sources both out there in the big world, and over the Internet, that Casey Aldridge is not the father of Jamie Lynn Spears’s baby. Not only that, but the actual paternity is suspected to be from a much older man, –which means that since Jamie Lynn is only 16 years old, –someone’s ass is going to jail. From ShowBizSpy:

“The father of Jamie Lynn Spears baby is NOT boyfriend Casey Aldridge, according to shocking reports from the U.S.

News that Britney’s sister was pregnant at 16 - under the legal age for sex in the U.S. - forced 18-year-old Casey into hiding.

But now Star magazine insists that the teenager may not be the dad - and that Spears’ friends and family think it is an older man who would face statutory rape charges.

Friends have said that Jamie Lynn was no longer even seeing Casey - and family members told Star that they believe the real father is a much older executive at her children’s TV show ‘Zoey 101′.

“Casey is being paid off to be the family’s fall guy while the real father remains unidentified,” Star magazine insists.

They say the real reason is that an older man could be charged with statutory rape if revealed to be the father of an under-aged girl’s baby.

But in Jamie Lynn’s home state of Louisiana, Casey would escape charges because a 16-year-old can legally have sex with someone less than two years older than her. “Conveniently, Casey falls under the bar by just 26 days.

“The man many suspect is the father, however, would face charges and probably prison time if he were to come forward and admit he had sex with her,” Star magazine states.

The magazine quotes “two separate Spears family insiders” who believe the father is someone who works on Jamie Lynn’s kids’ show. “Jamie Lynn has been working on Zoey since she was 13,” one of the sources said. “In Hollywood, little girls grow up fast, and she is no exception.

“With everything that has gone on in her family, she needed someone to look up to.

“But the man she found seems to have completely taken advantage of her.”

Another family source added: “Some of us have doubts as to the legitimacy of the claim that Casey is the father.

“Before the news of the pregnancy, how often did you see them together?

“Jamie Lynn has dated Casey on and off over the past two years.

“But it was not steady. In fact, she was looking to date Kevin Federline’s brother about a year ago.

“Jamie Lynn went through a time of partying, and Casey was just a part of that.”

Even Casey recently posted on his own MySpace that he was feeling “blah” about his love life, and added: “Me and Jamie are over…”

In fact, Star claims he had a pregnancy scare with a different girl and had to confess to Jamie Lynn. “Casey is a serial cheater who has lied to Jamie Lynn time and time again,” a close friend told the magazine. “This past spring, he was forced to tell Jamie Lynn that he’d cheated on her and gotten that girl pregnant.”

In fact, Star even insists Casey was openly dating yet another girl at the same time as he was supposed to be romancing Spears. “Yes, my sister is dating Casey - they’ve been dating for a while,” said Kevin Seals of his sister Whitney Seals.

“I know Jamie Lynn was real jealous about Whitney’s relationship with Casey.”

No matter who the father is, insiders believe the pregnancy will be the death knoll for Jamie Lynn’s burgeoning career. It will leave them terrified that she will prove to be the new Britney - and also that Nickelodeon, the TV channel behind Zoey 101, will be terrified of ruining its clean-cut image.

“I cant think of any way that Nickelodean could keep Jamie Lynn’s show on the air, said PR expert Michael Levine.

“If they do, advertisers will drop it like crazy. No advertiser wants to be associated with a minor getting pregnant.””

The show’s rating would drop like a lead weight, but I’m pretty sure most parents will support any decision made by Nickelodeon to get rid of Zoey 101. Teens aren’t the same any more, especially not in America. In all honesty, not just celebrities, but parents of all kids need to really step up to the plate here. Kids all over the world now know, that a girl they were supposed to look up to is pregnant. What kind of example is that setting? Something seriously needs fixing.

Eddie Van Halen and Valerie Bertinelli have been together for ages, not to mention, having lived through a lot as well. Just think… twenty-six years; the couple survived through marital issues, career differences, raising a son, Madonna’s early music, and leg warmers. From TMZ:

“TMZ has confirmed that rocker Eddie Van Halen and actress/Jenny Craig pitchwoman Valerie Bertinelli are officially single. Why can’t this be love?

Sources close to Ed and Val tell TMZ that the divorce was amicable; they still get together with each other (and their new squeezes) — and they’re both devoted to raising their 16-year-old son, Wolfgang.

Bertinelli originally filed in December of 2005. The two had been married since 1981! Their son is currently on tour with dad’s band.

It’s been a crappy couple of weeks for Eddie — just 10 days ago, a water main burst near his home, sending thousands of gallons of water into his front yard.

Last March, Eddie checked himself into rehab, delaying the start of the Van Halen tour.”

So, apparently, even though Valerie actually first filed for divorce ages ago, it is just now becoming official. At Eddie and Valerie parted on good terms, and stay devoted to their child; you don’t see that often. Britney and Kevin for example, –who knows what the hell they’re devoted to, but it sure as hell isn’t their children.

Of all the ridiculous bullshit we have to sit through and listen to about Britney Spears, she is now being accused of adopting Chinese twins. A Britain rag, called “News of the World” would like to inform us all that Britney is going through the final stages of adopting children from China. From Showbiz Spy:

“Troubled pop singer Britney Spears, who recently lost permanent custody of her two sons, Jayden James & Sean Preston to ex-husband Kevin Federline, is planning to adopt Chinese twins.

According to reports from Britain’s News Of The World newspaper, Britney, 25, has confided to pals that she’s in the final stages of talks with an adoption agency and plans to go ahead with the adoption very soon.

Friends of the singer reckon that Britney has elected to adopt the two six-year-old children from China in a frantic bid to fill the void left by losing her sons to K-Fed.”

God how stupid. First of all, Britney is from the South; everyone knows, Southerners hate the Chinese for trying to kill off all our dogs. Secondly, Britney Spears is not a bad parent. She’s a typical parent, and I want to know, seriously, how the courts can place custody with K-Fed, and condemn Britney, when there are families all over the United States, where kids are being brutally beaten to death, forced into hard labour, raped, molested, forced to inbreed… and they’re taking Britney’s kids away because she ran a red light? Gave them too much soda? And yet the parents who seriously traumatize their kids have step-by-step programs, and counseling? For you people out there who think you know what “bad parenting” really is, go watch Mommy Dearest, you f**king pansies.

Because Britney ran a red light with her kids in the car, the judge ruled that she could no longer drive with her children at all. Wow. I had no idea traffic laws and child welfare were so staunchly intertwined. From People:

“After being told that Britney Spears ran a red light with her young sons in the car, a judge ruled Friday that the pop star may no longer drive with the children, TMZ.com reports.

The sealed order came after a 90-minute hearing with lawyers for Spears and ex-husband Kevin Federline.

Attorneys declined comment on the reported ruling after the hearing.

“Orders were made. … I can’t discuss the content of those orders,” says Federline’s lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan. “Documents have not been released by the court, and I don’t know if they will be. The matter will be continued at a future date.”

Spears’s lawyer Anne Kiley told reporters afterwards that everything “was great.”

At the request of Federline’s attorney, Shane Partridge, the photographer who filmed subpeoned video of Spears’s allegedly running a red light on Nov. 8 was also present, but he did not participate in the hearing.

“The tape of Britney running the red light was not viewed today, but it was a major point of the hearing,” the source tells PEOPLE. “Britney’s lawyers brought in an expert who argued that, for whatever reason, Britney could have made the turn through the red light.”"

You know, I really do wonder about people these days. I honestly don’t think Britney is a bad parent. Yes, I know; that’s such a mind blowing opinion, isn’t it? First of all, she gave her kids too much candy. Whooptido. Have you seen those disgusting people on day time talk shows with infants and toddlers that weigh four times their normal weight? How come they still have their kids? Then she drove with her kid in her lap. Michael Jackson hung his kid out of a window! And now, she can’t drive with her kids in the car, because she ran a red light?! If that was true for all of our parents, no one right now, would be able to even remember a car ride. My mother drove like a lunatic, and she still does. Somehow, she managed to retain her rights to have us in the car with her. This is the most bullshit ruling I have ever heard. Kevin Federline should be slapped in his ugly, trailer trash face.

A judge has granted Kevin Federline full custody of the two children he has with Britney Spears, Sean Preston and Jayden James.

“Britney has been spiraling down, and it would seem that she has truly hit the bottom…”

Kevin’s lawyer won the ruling after it was reported that Britney was driving over the weekend with her two children in the car, and without a license.

The order takes effect on Wednesday, and will remain in effect until the court issues a further ruling.

This has got to be one of the most truly heartbreaking stories to hit in recent years. Britney has been spiraling down, and it would seem that she has truly hit the bottom. I can only hope that this is the wake-up she truly needs to get her life back on track, so that she can get her children back.

One of the things that has always gotten me kind of confused, is why the celebrities use their personal lives as a publicity stunt, then whine about wanting to be seen as “real people.” Another perfect example of this silliness, is Britney Spears‘ ex, Kevin Federline, and his new publicity stunt, which is trying to “settle down” with Nicole Narain. From The Enquirer:

Nicole previously dated actor Colin Farrell, and a sex tape she reportedly made with the handsome actor has been circulating on the Internet.

“At club Opera, Nicole and Kevin put on their own show - kissing on the dance floor.

K-Fed had to leave early, but just two nights later he arranged to meet the beauty at another L.A. club, Area.

“They sat on the couch…” revealed a source… “She kissed him a few times.”

Later, says the insider, Nicole spent the night at Kevin’s house.”

This is more than likely a one-night stand, but who knows? If Nicole can convince K-Fed to stick around, maybe she’ll get some of her popularity resurrected.

Kevin Federline is utterly serious about his intentions to subpoena Britney to court for child custody. His lawyer, Mark Kaplan is vicious, and has hired a military man to help the cause. I’m surprised they haven’t called in the National Guard, the way that whole family operates. Just about the most sordid, backwater relations you’ll see outside of West Virginia.

“… you have been served.”

K-Fed’s lawyer sent out the ex-military Aaron Cohen to subpoena Alli Sims, Britney’s assistant, friend and cousin. He’s also after Britney Spears‘ music producer, Jonathan Rotem, and wants both of them questioned under legal oath about Britney’s dangerous, (and non-existent, in my opinion) parenting skills.

The security agent, Aaron, caught up with the two of them at a party in Hollywood Hills, at 2:30 in the morning, according to a source he said, “Are you Alli Sims? Here is a legal document … you have been served.” Nice. Too bad he didn’t tackle one of them, that would have been an awesome photograph. Britney was still inside, and was said to be quite pissed off. K-Fed’s lawyer filed custody documents in the L.A. Superior Courts, demanding that full custody be given to Kevin Federline.

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are now officially divorced, and have agreed on a mutual custody arrangement; sharing equal amounts of time with their children. This resulted in Britney’s request to seal any details of the custody arrangement with Kevin… because she’s worried that some –obviously desperate, and pathetically in need of money person, is going to kidnap her children and hold them for ransom. What exactly would any self-respecting criminal want with Britney’s kids?

What exactly would any self-respecting criminal want with Britney’s kids?

And what kind of ransom could anyone expect to be paid? I can just see the note, in my mind: “Give up the twinkies, or we’ll make your kids look just like you!” Unless she’s afraid of all those studios she’s stolen clothing from stealing her kids as payment. In which case I’m not sure the K-Fed-Spears gene is really that much sought after on the black market.