Will the drama never end? In the latest installment in what has got to be one of the most protracted break-ups EVER, Denise Richards filed papers asking the court to bar Charlie Sheen from keeping their two daughters overnight.
Denise alleges that Charlie exhibits “inappropriate conduct.” Inappropriate conduct? From Charlie Sheen? You must be joking! He is the model of all things upright and proper. After all, this is the man that was among Heidi Fleiss’s most frequent customers, and also the man that accidentally shot Kelly Preston in the arm.
In case the court wasn’t satisfied with vagaries, she goes on to include some “specifics,” citing:
“His attraction to underage women and his sexual explicitness on the internet, including revealing his private parts.”
Now, let me get this straight. There are pictures of Charlie Sheen’s penis available on the internet? I am not sure whether to yawn at such a revelation for being so blase, or cringe in fear of ever coming upon said photographs without extensive prior preparation.
Anni here again, bringing you tales of romance between the king of action b-movies, none other, than the great Charlie Sheen, accredited with scores of films, since first appearing as a kid at a wedding in The Execution of Private Slovik, in 1974, and Brooke Mueller. You’ll find a very small filmography on any “Brooke Mueller“, but if you look up Brooke Allen, you’ll find a more extensive list. Careful Charlie… she has a secret identity… The news of their engagement was first reported by Extra, and confirmed, that Sheen, 41, proposed to Mueller (let’s hope she’s legal) on a beach in Costa Rica with an engagement ring worth $500,000.
I would’ve sent a lovely bouquet of poison ivy
This is one of a few engagements for Charlie Sheen. Last November, he split up with his wife Denise Richards, the only 36 year old woman, who can still play a hot high school student. The ex-couple had two children together, daughters Lola, 2, and Sam, 3. Sam is supposedly just like Charlie, while Lola takes after her mother, Denise. She sent them flowers to congratulate them on their engagement, and online reports state that she supposedly said, “I’ve spent time with her, and my girls really like her. That’s all that matters to me.” Personally, I would’ve sent a lovely bouquet of poison ivy. You’re a better woman than most of us, Denise.
Let’s hope Brooke Mueller doesn’t end up like Kelly Preston, who was engaged to Charlie Sheen, before he accidentally shot her in the arm. She left him soon after, and married her “platonic” friend, John Travolta. Brooke Mueller, the Palm Beach Social Elite… with a secret identity, and Charlie Sheen, king of action b-movies. Together, they’d make great sequels.
