God I hope not. Then I might actually have to post them, and as you all know, as pretty as Katie Couric is in the face, she’s getting old. Like… Posh Spice old. Ew. Anyway, the story is, that Katie’s younger boyfriend, Brooks Perlin, left a bunch of pictures of them on vacation, “accidentally” at a party, and now some idiot has picked them up and is trying to suck $1 million out of Katie, so that he doesn’t let them leak out. From National Enquirer:
“”Intimate” snapshots of Katie Couric romping with her hot young sweetie Brooks Perlin have been discovered in a camera that Katie left behind at a party, insiders say.
Now sources say the pictures are in the hands of a person who’s demanding a whopping $1 million to return them… !
“The personal photos have been described as ‘intimate’ - and Katie obviously never wants them to be made public,” a source told The Enqurier.
“While there are no nude photos of Katie, she looks anything but the anchor of a network newscast in them. They’re candid pictures taken on trips and dates with Brooks.
“If these photos make their way to web sites and blogs, it could be very embarrassing.”"
I hope she hit that idiot Brooks over the head with something a few times. When you’re a celebrity, how do you “accidentally” leave a bunch of “intimate” pictures just lying around? Honestly, how ridiculous. If they even exist at all. Let’s see where this goes, people. I’m interested, very interested, in fact, in not having to see “intimate” pictures of Katie and her boytoy.