So all the news these days (or most of the news these days) regarding Miley Cyrus is that she danced around a stripper pole while singing “Party in the USA” at the Teen Choice Awards on Sunday. I didn’t report on it at the time because Miley being a tramp is just no longer news. [...]
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Miley Cyrus: An Indecisive Pole Dancer
August 14th, 2009 — Justin Gaston, Miley Cyrus
Miley is Crushing on Mayer
July 18th, 2009 — John Mayer, Justin Gaston, Miley Cyrus
This doesn’t surprise me at all. Miley Cyrus is a single again and now has her sights set on THE biggest player in all of Hollywood – John Mayer. Not only does it make sense to me that Miley would try and chase down a 31-year-old man, but it also doesn’t surprise me that the [...]
Miley and Justin are Dunzo
June 10th, 2009 — Billy Ray Cyrus, Justin Gaston, Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston have broken up! Can I get a big ‘Woot Woot!’ from the crowd? Apparently the split came as a result of Miley’s hectic work schedule combined with Justin’s jealousy of Nick Jonas. I guess it had nothing to do with the fact that Justin is much, much, much too old for Miley or that the two [...]
Miley Proves her Age
March 13th, 2009 — Justin Gaston, Miley Cyrus
Recently Miley Cyrus was spotted out with her 8-year-old brother, Noah and her bodyguard and was doing some shopping when a saleswoman mistook her to be a middle-aged woman out with her son and husband. The saleswoman told Miley that she looked great for her age and wanted to sell her some anti-wrinkle cream. Bahahaha! You can, [...]
Do You Know Who Miley Cyrus’ Boyfriend Is?
December 17th, 2008 — Billy Ray Cyrus, Justin Gaston, Miley Cyrus
Well his name is Justin Gaston and if you did know his name, then he’s accomplished exactly what he wanted by dating Miley Cyrus - fame. It’s not hard to see that Justin is using Miley for the spotlight that seems to constantly follow her but Miley is just a stupid kid so I actually don’t blame her for being blinded [...]