I hate John Mayer. I mean, I really, really hate John Mayer. I don’t think he’s that talented, I don’t think he’s that good-looking, and I know for damn sure that he’s obnoxious as all hell. Mayer first tried to make his name in the tabloids (because that’s all he really cares about) by bed-hopping [...]
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A Tweet from Moron Mayer
June 28th, 2009 — Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer
Is Jen Dating Again?
June 20th, 2009 — Bradley Cooper, Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer
Even during her short time with that loathsome John Mayer, Jennifer Aniston seemed very cavalier about her love life. She took it for what it was, didn’t seem to sweat the small stuff too much, and had a great sense of humor about all of it. Just when we thought that maybe, just maybe, Jen [...]
Katy Perry is an Enigma
May 29th, 2009 — John Mayer, Katy Perry
Hmm…a real mystery this one. Katy Perry has always seemed to have portrayed a somewhat mysterious quality but I thought it was all pretty much for show. Did she really kiss a girl and like it? Does she really think she’s a swimmer from the 50s, as most of her outfits would suggest? Yet she keeps [...]
Is John Still Pining for Jen?
May 14th, 2009 — Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer
One of the many, many women that John Mayer has been filling his time with since his split from Jennifer Aniston has come forward and revealed that John has been spending his lonesome nights playing his guitar while looking sadly out his window and singing sweet, sweet love songs about Jen. All of this comes from Scheana Marie Jancan, [...]
Who is Jennifer Aniston Dating?
April 20th, 2009 — Gerard Butler, Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer
The world just wouldn’t be right if we didn’t ask who Jennifer Aniston was dating at least on a weekly basis. She has been busy working on her new movie, The Baster, on which some people on the set have reportedly called her ‘cold’ and ’short’ but perhaps to blast some of these rumors (or to [...]
Ugh! He’s Just so Juvenile! (and gay)
April 1st, 2009 — Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer, Perez Hilton
John Mayer really makes me want to throw up. First he plays the part of Jennifer Aniston’s boyfriend so he can squeeze out what little fame he can and then when they break up - the first time! - he goes right to reporters to talk about how it wasn’t Jen’s fault and how she’s such a [...]
One More Reason to Hate Mayer
March 28th, 2009 — Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer
It was just reported not even a week ago that Jennifer Aniston broke up with John Mayer over his constant Twittering and playing with his status updates. This, while never confirmed by any camp, was very easy to believe, since Mayer’s Twitter updates made headlines on an hourly basis (god only knows why, they were always so stupid.) [...]
John and Jen are Off-Again
March 12th, 2009 — Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer
Just weeks after they made their highly public and highly anticipated appearance together at the Academy Awards, John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston have called it quits for the second and hopefully, final time. These two must have some pretty damn good chemistry between them that the rest of us can’t see because I never understood why these [...]
Jen’s Jealous Rage
February 25th, 2009 — Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer
We were all expecting a catfight between Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie at the Oscars on Sunday. Maybe Jen slapping Angie across the face while calling her a home-wrecking slut or maybe Angelina grabbing Brad’s behind and winking at Jen just as they passed on the red carpet. All of that would have been good but what we got was actually two [...]
A Threesome of the Worst Kind
February 23rd, 2009 — Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Gayle King, Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer, Ryan Seacrest
Last night at the Oscar’s there were many big names waltzing down the red carpet but few were more anticipated perhaps than the encounter between Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, and Jennifer Aniston. I’d add John Mayer in there but I’m not sure he was born yet in 2005 when the whole Aniston/Pitt marriage exploded all to hell. We [...]
John & Jen Love it up in the Bahamas
February 17th, 2009 — Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer
Okay, so it turns out that John Mayer does actually have a little bit of sweetness in him. For Valentine’s Day he surprised his favorite lady, Jennifer Aniston with a trip to the Bahamas. I’m no fan of Mayer’s by any stretch but I must say, it’s super nice to see for once someone who is totally doting [...]
John Just Can’t Help Himself!
February 4th, 2009 — Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer
When John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston got back together in October, one of the things that was reportedly on Jen’s list for changes that needed to be made was that John needed to keep his trap shut about their relationship. Well, just a short few months seems to have been just about enough for John, who has always [...]
Are Jen and John Over…Again?
January 30th, 2009 — Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer
Okay, let me begin this post by saying that I have only seen this story posted once and the source is the anonymous ‘insider’ and so, I am not immediately giving this story any credit. But In Style has reported that John Mayer has been seen stepping out on his on-again/off-again girl, Jennifer Aniston. There is something [...]
What’s up with Jennifer Aniston?
January 28th, 2009 — Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer
I am a huge Jennifer Aniston fan but lately, I have been wondering what is going on with her. I know, she’s dating John Mayer and they’re just happier than two pigs in pudding but whenever I’ve seen or read any quotes from her, I’m always left a little puzzled. When she appeared on David Letterman just before [...]
Are John and Jen Getting Married?
January 18th, 2009 — Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer
There have been many rumors flying ever since John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston got back together in October after ending their incredibly hot summer romance. It started with the obligatory pregnancy rumors and is now continuing with stories about a birthday marriage proposal. People make a big deal out of the fact that Jen is turning 40 soon [...]
Jen and John are Chuggin Along
November 27th, 2008 — Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer
Lord knows that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have dealt with a lot of crap from the media during their on-again/off-again relationship but it seems that the bright lights and constant microphones in the face aren’t enough to deter this couple from really trying to make it work and set aside all the other crap [...]
Jen Does Vogue and Opens Up
November 11th, 2008 — Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer
Even though she has alluded to it when doing shows such as Oprah, Jennifer Aniston has never really come out and publicly, directly spoken about her divorce from Brad Pitt. She sort of went into hiding for a little while afterwards and then when she did come out, she had a handful of movies and [...]
I May just Like her After All
October 30th, 2008 — Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer, Pink
I keep going back and forth on whether or not I like Pink. She does seem really cool and like she doesn’t really seem to care about much but then she just does or says something that I think is completely unecessary, idiotic, or just sooo completely over the line that it makes me rethink [...]
Jennifer Aniston is Not Pregnant
October 29th, 2008 — Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer
Just as I suspected, John Mayer’s reps have recently come out with a statement saying that Aniston is not pregnant with his baby. Apparently what spurred the initial rumor brought by an Australian tabloid was the fact that Jen apparently looked pregnant. I always wonder what celebrities think when they hear that and really aren’t [...]
Is this Jen Pregnant Too?
October 21st, 2008 — Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer
Was this picture of Jennifer Aniston leaving her mother’s house taken just moments after Jen told her mom the good news - she’s pregnant! According to an Australia tabloid ‘early’ this week (meaning yesterday, since today’s only Tuesday!), Jennifer Aniston is indeed pregnant! And of course, according to said tabloid, it’s with John Mayer’s baby. [...]









