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John Mayer is opening up about his new relationship to Jennifer Aniston. The two were photographed A LOT recently, especially hanging out in Miami with Jenn in a very teensy weensy bikini. Mayer put the rumors to rest telling Entertainment Tonight that yes, they are together and no, it’s not a big deal in the grand scheme of things.

“You know what I did?” said Mayer, when asked Monday night about the fun photos of the two who hit the town together during the last week of April. “I looked at it and I said, ‘That’s about right.’ What am I going to say, ‘That’s not me’?”

The singer has been mum about his romance with Aniston on his own blog. But at the Met’s Costume Institute Gala gala in New York on Monday, Mayer was happy to tell reporters, “You carry on and you enjoy yourself and you continue to live with dignity and everyone has fun.”

He also stressed that all the attention was just a blip in the grand scheme of things, telling Entertainment Tonight, “Listen, this is not a scandal, this is not an issue, this is not a problem, this needs no spin control. This is me living my life and a guy with a really powerful lens and I don’t fault him.”

Wow, a celebrity who comes clean about their personal life. That’s new. I think this is wonderful, I love them both as artists and I hope that they are very happy. Although I think we’re all waiting for a scandal…there always seems to be one when fame and love are involved!

There’s been so-o-o much speculation on who Jennifer Aniston is finally going to start dating. None of us want Jennifer Aniston to be a spinster, and since the home-wrecking slut-ball Angie Jolie showed up, Jen’s been in and out of relationship rumors all the time. I mean, it honestly does look like there’s just no getting over Brad. Now, the rumors are blazing again, and Jennifer might be hooking up with John Mayer. From The Evil Beet:

“On the heels of initial reports that the two were spotted sharing a meal in Miami, we’re now hearing that they later had an intimate dinner that lasted until 1 a.m.

They had a “cozy” dinner at Casa Tua in Miami Beach, and were spotted holding hands as they returned to their hotel.”

Not that “holding hands” is one of the three things that lead up to making babies, or anything. Her and Owen Wilson actually hugged! Still, this is progress. Although… On the other hand, John Mayer is skeazy looking, like a male prostitute in a third world country. Or a random homeless person. I know, I know; I’m horrible. But I’m also picky. Jen could definitely do better.

Stars in Tinseltown are always hooking up, breaking up, and getting back together it seems. It’s hard to know what’s rumour and what’s fact but there are some stories that just can’t be denied. Here are this week’s stories of stars that are making a love reconnection, as well as the ones that will never again make any kind of connection.

One couple that we will never again see gazing into each other’s eyes are Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston. Brown has just come out with a book revealing everything, and I mean everything about his marriage to Whitney. The book includes stories about his drug use and how he cheated on her. If you catch these two staring at each other, you can bet they’re giving each other the stare of death.

But are they or aren’t they? It’s reported that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline may be reuniting after they spent a weekend away together and Jamie Spears has also been rumoured to have been trying to convince K-Fed to go back to Britney. Now that’s embarrasing.

And there’s no talk yet of Jessica Simpson getting back together with her ex John Mayer but there’s a lot of talk about how much she wants to. Is she that stupid that she’s forgotten about her relationship with Tony Romo?

And perhaps the most embarrasing reunion of all is that of the New Kids on the Block. Let’s all give one big , “HA!” They must have run out of money because what else could have possibly possessed this group to think it was a good idea to reunite? If you take away “New” (because they’re not), and you also take away “Kids” (because they’re not), you have “on the Block.” And everyone knows that when you’re “on the Block,” it’s only a matter of time.

Jessica Simpson is very, very grouchy right now. Her ex, John Mayer, is hooking up with Cameron Diaz, the other ditsy blonde. He must have really great taste in women, to go from one utter dunce to the next. Honestly, I think Jessica is probably a lot sweeter than Cameron would be. Mostly because Jessica, as socially elite as she is, is a lot more small time, as far as her career goes. Cameron Diaz on the other hand has a major career in the movie industry; it’s going to be hard for Mayer to keep up. Us! Weekly says:

“She had her mouth open a mile wide when she found out,” says the source. “She just freaked.” John dumped Jess in May, after a seven-month fling, and Jessica is still reeling. “She thinks about him all the time,” the spy said. “She is so not over him.”

Some people say that Jessica is going to be waiting a while for the two to split, but I don’t think so. Despite my teasing, Jessica is a beautiful girl with a lot to offer any man, and if John Mayer would rather have that skinny bimbo Cameron, Jess is way better off.

In our last post on Jessica Simpson and John Mayer’s splitsville, we also told you guys that they may have been pretending to have broken-up. And we were right…..Boy! I really love being able to play Nostradamus!

According to the latest AP reports, the ‘Daughters’ singer was spotted leaving the blonde-turned-brunette actor/singer’s hotel room in New York early on Monday morning….setting rumor mills buzzing with an expected patch-up between the two lovebirds.

While just last week the representative of the duo had gone on record to say that the couple’s nine month romance was over, Jessica too didn’t talk about the split during her many interviews at the Cannes Film Festival. And back in States after her brief stay in France, Jessica had company in her hotel room at the Soho Grand Hotel, NYC early this week.

As per a fellow guest at the hotel, who spotted John leaving Jessica’s suite, “He was looking really happy. He couldn’t stop smiling.” And after a definite full night of make-up sex with Jessica Simpson, John Mayer may just be smiling for more than a day, a week or maybe until they break-up to patch-up again!

According to PEOPLE Magazine, Jessica Simpson and John Mayer have ended their relationship, but according to a source close to Simpson it’s just a temporary thing. (Oh! The stuff celebrities do to stay in news!) The source has been quoted as saying, “They have broken up, but they have broken up and gotten back together at least 10 times before.” (I couldn’t agree more…its time these two really made up their minds)

This mysterious source further adds that both Simpson and Mayer are in constant contact even now as Jessica Simpson is in Cannes to promote her new film Major Movie Star. “They talk to each other at least six times a day. I don’t know if this break-up is permanent, but for right now they are broken up.”

Ok I know that I’m a girl and that the guys out there think Jessica is hot. And I know that she can sing. If you like “pop rock”, then yeah she has a good voice. But come on John Mayer! Doesn’t John Mayer have other things to do??? Please don’t tell me that he is another Nick Lachey who is just looking for well… Jessica Simpson!!!
This relationship, if it can even be called that, has the staying
power of a piece of winterfresh gum (ie: very little staying power).

About a month ago both of their press agents were screaming that they were not together.
Now Jessica is jumping on his bus like she is one of his backup singers. Actually, are backup singers even allowed onto the bus. I don�t know a thing about this stuff. I just feel bad for the two of them. It�s obvious that neither one wants to be seen together. Well according to Tmz.com the two were seen at Nobu on Tuesday evening and
barely said a word to one another. This doesn�t surprise me at all.
I�m sure John tried to initiate some sort of intelligent conversation
only to have Jessica reply by shouting, �ooh! shiny,� when she saw
her fork. What I�m trying to get across here is that this couple makes no sense
in any way, shape, or form. Clearly this is a PR blitz. What genius PR rep
thought that this would be the best way to make America love Jess once
again?

Oh well I guess in about 3 months I’ll just be writing about her again as a tragic breakup….

E! Online had this juicy morsel on a Jess & John sighting;

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer have always insisted they’ve never been more than just friends. But after they were spotted on Saturday night together in Beverly Hills, they certainly have me scratching my head.

“Jessica Simpson is at the bar at the Four Seasons [hotel] with John Mayer,” a tipster emailed me at about 11 p.m. “She totally had her head on his chest, and now they are canoodling.”

Minutes later, the maybe-more-than-friends duo left with a large group. No word on where they ended the evening. As for the photos of the two running with this item, I used them because, well, they’re just a couple of a few ever taken of them together. The pics were snapped long ago before the Simpson-Mayer romance rumors even began.

Simpson’s rep said she is “not commenting on her personal life.”