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In very surprising news early last week, Jimmy Kimmel announced that he and his long-term girlfried of five years, Sarah Silverman, had a mutual breakup and have decided that it would be better to find their own paths. It was not only surprising but a little bit sad because these two just seemed so perfect for each other! They were both jokesters and seemed to focus on enjoying each other and having fun, which I would think is what relationships are supposed to be all about.

Now it seems that Jimmy is quite a bit more upset about it than he actually seemed when he made the announcement. Maybe the realization has just hit him. From US,

“Howard Stern says he is heartbroken his pals Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have called it quits.

The shock jock revealed on his radio show that he was supposed to vacation with the two this week, but they never showed.

“Jimmy e-mailed me and said they were going through some tough times,” Stern said. “I was so upset I had to go take a walk.”

Kimmel told Stern the split was “mutual,” adding that he felt like he had “lost his best friend.”

So maybe Howard Stern is really the most upset about all of this. Maybe Jimmy is having second thoughts about the breakup. It is really hard to lose not only your significant other but you’re best friend all in one shot. I feel badly for them both and hope that they will somehow manage to make sense of whatever’s going on and maybe, just maybe, get back together. Hard to say since their reps aren’t commenting and no one knows what happens behind closed doors.

There are some days when I am sooo happy I don’t actually own a television; even though, as an American, I’m surrounded by them. However, that still means that my chances of seeing Rosie O’Donnel give Jimmy Kimmel a lap dance. It’s not that I have anything in particular against either of them; not personally anyway. They’re just not attractive… in any way. Rosie O’Donnel’s ass is huge, she looks a bit man-ish and Jimmy Kimmel looks like a weasel. From InTouch:

“Rosie O’Donnell wants to get up close and personal with Jimmy Kimmel. The loud-mouthed comedian and TV host admitted on her web site that the one thing she always wanted to do but just hasn’t gotten around to yet is to “give Jimmy Kimmel a lap dance.” She’d better be ready to rise to the occasion! The late-night TV host wasted no time in accepting her offer. “God is listening to your prayers,” said Jimmy on his show last night. “Let me just say, Rosie, I accept your offer and I would love to be part of making that dream come true for you. Whenever you want to do it, I am here, and my lap is open for business. Get ready to have your underpants stuffed full of cash.” It won’t be the first outrageous, risqué on-camera stunt for Jimmy. Not one to be out-done by his girlfriend, Sarah Silverman, who spoofed him with her “I’m F***ing Matt Damon” video, Jimmy filmed a hilarious response video with Matt’s BFF Ben Affleck, and a host of guest stars. The question is, what will Sarah do to top this?”

Hmm. I have to say though, both the I’m F*cking Ben/Matt videos are pretty “F*cking” funny, but what could Sarah possibly do? I have a stunt in mind that involves three lemons, Oprah, and a cheese grater, but something tells me they aren’t going to pick my idea.