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Stars in Tinseltown are always hooking up, breaking up, and getting back together it seems. It’s hard to know what’s rumour and what’s fact but there are some stories that just can’t be denied. Here are this week’s stories of stars that are making a love reconnection, as well as the ones that will never again make any kind of connection.

One couple that we will never again see gazing into each other’s eyes are Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston. Brown has just come out with a book revealing everything, and I mean everything about his marriage to Whitney. The book includes stories about his drug use and how he cheated on her. If you catch these two staring at each other, you can bet they’re giving each other the stare of death.

But are they or aren’t they? It’s reported that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline may be reuniting after they spent a weekend away together and Jamie Spears has also been rumoured to have been trying to convince K-Fed to go back to Britney. Now that’s embarrasing.

And there’s no talk yet of Jessica Simpson getting back together with her ex John Mayer but there’s a lot of talk about how much she wants to. Is she that stupid that she’s forgotten about her relationship with Tony Romo?

And perhaps the most embarrasing reunion of all is that of the New Kids on the Block. Let’s all give one big , “HA!” They must have run out of money because what else could have possibly possessed this group to think it was a good idea to reunite? If you take away “New” (because they’re not), and you also take away “Kids” (because they’re not), you have “on the Block.” And everyone knows that when you’re “on the Block,” it’s only a matter of time.

Yes, it’s true. Even in the soap opera world of Hollywood, sometimes the media and bloggers just don’t have much to report on. Either that, or the stars in the news are those that no one cares about in general. This week the web waves were filled with news that just goes to show that some people just have too much time on their hands.

Let’s begin with Ryan Phillipe. Talk about having too much time! Poor Ryan has stopped Googling himself because it makes him sad. Don’t worry, Ryan, everyone else has stopped Googling you ever since you treated Reese so shamelessly, as well.

And in other unworthy news, Jessica Simpson has become a fan of basketball, no doubt an attempt at impressing boyfriend Tony Romo. There were several shots of the blondie asking her boyfriend, “Exactly what are they doing?”

It was also reported that Paris Hilton and Benji Madden are now in South Africa. Upon seeing this, I was concerned they were going to adopt a baby but it turns out they’re just there for Good Charlotte’s tour.

And the paparrazi weren’t the only ones thinking about Paris. So was Lindsay Lohan as she stomped out of a fashion show in true celeb-style drama and rage all because Paris’ handbag line was one of the sponsors. Puh-leaze! When will these stars grow up?

And for those who really, truly have nothing to do, here is a picture of pregnant Jessica Alba leaving a nail salon. Oh boy!

Jessica Simpson has been in the news recently regarding her relationship with Tony Romo, Dallas Cowboys quarterback. The most recent update on this duo is that Simpson is planning to walk down the aisle for the second time. MSN Music states, “A source close to the couple stated,

“Jessica has never been happier than she is when she’s with Tony. She knows her first marriage didn’t work out, but she has a really good feeling about this one, and wants to make her feelings for Tony clear.”

There has been other speculation that this is nothing more than a publicity stunt on the part of Simpson and she is using the news of impending nuptials to promote her new country album.

Her ex-hubby, Nick Lachey, apparently couldn’t be happier for her. He was quoted in Us Weekly as saying,

Ha! For once, it’s not the blogs that have screwed things up, it’s one of our major sources of info! That’s right, you guessed it; a celebrity magazine! OK! Magazine, to be specific, has screwed itself in the ass, and has published an article containing false information about Jessica Simpson’s personal life, that it will not soon live down. From TMZ:

“Jessica Simpson is fighting mad about an OK! magazine article about her relationship with Tony Romo — and she’s called in the dogs — aka, her lawyers.

Jess is pissed over an article titled “Jessica Dumped!” that appeared in the February 4 issue of the mag. The article claims Tony dumped Jessica after his team was eliminated from the NFL playoffs. Simpson’s attorneys say the article is “utterly false” and “is based on nothing more than rumor, gossip and innuendo.” The article also claims Jessica’s sister Ashlee has attempted to “distance herself” from her sis. The lawyers say that’s B.S. too.

Simpson’s lawyers have sent a letter to OK!’s Editor-in-Chief, Sarah Ivens, claiming OK!’s article is bogus, adding that Jess and Tony are still together and that Ashlee and Jessica remain close. The attorneys say the article reflects a “smear campaign” and has subjected Simpson to “public contempt, ridicule, aversion or disgrace.”

The lawyers want OK! to “immediately publish a prominent and unambiguous” retraction.”

So apparently, Jessica and Romo are still fine, despite the retarded fans whining about Romo being distracted by Jessica. God, what a bunch of stupid rednecks. Honestly, I know fans are important to a player’s career, just like an actor’s, but how can a group of people be so ignorant? I’ve always had a soft spot for Jessica Simpson. She could have a Ph.D in Nuclear Physics, and people would still put her down. Her entire acting reputation is built on people thinking she’s a moron. The worst thing about it is, unlike Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson attracts very little drama. I think she needs a hug.

Oh yes, it’s true. Tony Romo suffered in the “worst game of his career” last week, and his fans believe that it is because his new girlfriend, Jessica Simpson, is distracting him. Gee, that’s mature. Not only are they making outrageous claims about her mere presence, they’re also distributing masks of her face. From People:

“Jessica Simpson knows when she’s not wanted.

The starlet was an apparent no-show at Saturday’s Dallas Cowboys game against the Carolina Panthers in Charlotte, N.C. – a week after fans criticized her presence as a distraction to her boyfriend and Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo.

Romo, 27, had a great game this time, rebounding from his Dec. 16 performance, when Simpson, in a pink Cowboys jersey, watched from a luxury box.

After the 20-13 win over the Panthers, Romo told reporters that Simpson, 27, was indeed watching the game – and even hinted that she may have been in attendance.

“I know she saw all of that tonight,” Romo said after the game, when asked if Simpson had seen fans wearing masks of her face. “She was at the game tonight, so I don’t know.”

He added, “I don’t talk about my personal life.”

After Romo endured the worst game of his professional career last week, fans of opposing teams started the Web site RuinRomo.com, which offers a Simpson mask that visitors can download, print and wear to games in an effort to jinx the star quarterback.

This week, Romo told the NFL Network that Simpson was bothered by the negative attention.

“I don’t care how the perception is of me,” Romo said. “But it hurts me when it hurts people that are close to me . . . That’s part of being in the public eye.”"

I honestly think Jessica Simpson has her plate full, what with being constantly portrayed as a moron, both in films, and television, and having to live with being able to buy her entire marriage on DVD, –now, Jessica is being reduced to dating a sleazy prick, celebrity skirt chaser like Tony Romo; and on top of that! she has to deal with the subhuman ooze that is the fan group of the NFL. Can someone please cut her a break?

Tony Romo, celebrity man whore, and star of the Dallas Cowboys, is now dating Jessica Simpson. She does tend to attract the not so great, and this guy is definitely low on the scoreboard in my book. First of all, he dated Britney Spears. That says it all. From People:

“The Dallas Cowboys had the weekend off – but quarterback Tony Romo still made plenty of passes.

Jessica Simpson and the NFL star flirted up a storm Saturday at Hollywood nightclub Teddy’s, as the two helped Simpson’s BFF, Cacee Cobb, celebrate her 30th birthday.

At first, the singer – wearing a form-fitting black dress and spike heels – and her new beau kept things low-key in a secluded booth. But as the night wore on, the two were spotted with their arms around each other. Then, after a few seconds of conversation, they leaned in for a kiss – right in the middle of the crowded club.

Also on hand for the bash were Cobb’s Scrubs-star boyfriend, Donald Faison, and Simpson’s mane man, Ken Paves.

Last month, Simpson and Romo, both 27, shared Thanksgiving dinner in Dallas. The Cowboys star has previously dated Carrie Underwood, Britney Spears and Sophia Bush.”

I hope Jessica knows what she’s doing, because Tony totally seems like a dog. Maybe they’ll be great, but she’s in a sensitive position right now, and he’s probably just looking for another cheerleader.

…Albeit, it isn’t female. But it’s cute when the occasional Catholic clergyman decides to pick on someone his own size. Conan O’Brien isn’t twelve, but somehow, he has managed to attract the attentions, i.e., harassment, accusations, threats, etc., –from a Catholic priest. From The New York Times:

“A priest from Boston has been charged with stalking and harassing the talk show host Conan O’Brien, law enforcement officials said last night. The suspect, David Ajemian, was arrested on Friday when he tried to attend a taping of NBC’s “Late Night With Conan O’Brien” program at Rockefeller Center, the police said. The priest is being held in jail for a court-ordered psychiatric examination, and is due back in court tomorrow. Court papers quote from menacing postcards and letters — at least some written on a parish letterhead — that Father Ajemian is alleged to have sent to Mr. O’Brien’s home and television studio for more than a year. The letters continued even after the priest was asked to stop, law enforcement officials said.

A Feb. 20 letter said: “I’m told by some of those officious little usher people that you’re overbooked. Is this the way you treat your most dangerous fans? You owe me big-time, pal. I want a public confession before I even consider giving you absolution.” An April 26 letter, signed Padre, said, “I am not Seung Cho,” apparently alluding to the gunman at Virginia Tech. The letter continued: “Even if I did once look out on that dark and dreaded doorway on West 72 Street, remember Frank Costello once dodged a bullet in your building, and so can you.””

Well, that’s creepy. What a freak. But, on the other hand, like I said about Jessica Simpson and Owen Wilson; –I hold to that statement, Judy! Their noses would be fine!, –they sure would have cute babies. I mean, a comedian and the Catholic church? It’s match made in Heaven. Or… elsewhere.

But, first and foremost, they are blondes. I love Jessica Simpson, s’truth, and I think she’s definitely the perfect thing for Owen Wilson right now, to help break up some of those dark clouds and all. Jessica and Owen will make a great couple if this thing develops and blossoms into a dingy blonde relationship. From Cele|bitchy:

“Everyone is talking about the new romance between Jessica Simpson and Owen Wilson. Both In Touch and Star are reporting that Wilson and Simpson had dinner together on October 28 at a restaurant called The Penthouse at the Huntley Hotel in Santa Monica. They were seen getting cozy, with Jessica’s hand on Owen’s knee and Owen playing with Jessica’s hair and touching her shoulders and hands. Star reports that Jessica went to Owen’s house afterwards. That means that an earlier report that his ex-girlfriend was going to move in with him was probably not true or their cohabitation was short-lived.

Simpson and Wilson got re-acquainted while filming a music video for Willie Nelson. They took part in a lawn mower race near Austin, Texas on november 17 for the video, and Star reports that the phone calls and text messages between the blonde stars started soon afterwards.”

Well, I hope they last. I think they’re adorable together, and would have gorgeous little blonde babies.

Jessica Simpson is very, very grouchy right now. Her ex, John Mayer, is hooking up with Cameron Diaz, the other ditsy blonde. He must have really great taste in women, to go from one utter dunce to the next. Honestly, I think Jessica is probably a lot sweeter than Cameron would be. Mostly because Jessica, as socially elite as she is, is a lot more small time, as far as her career goes. Cameron Diaz on the other hand has a major career in the movie industry; it’s going to be hard for Mayer to keep up. Us! Weekly says:

“She had her mouth open a mile wide when she found out,” says the source. “She just freaked.” John dumped Jess in May, after a seven-month fling, and Jessica is still reeling. “She thinks about him all the time,” the spy said. “She is so not over him.”

Some people say that Jessica is going to be waiting a while for the two to split, but I don’t think so. Despite my teasing, Jessica is a beautiful girl with a lot to offer any man, and if John Mayer would rather have that skinny bimbo Cameron, Jess is way better off.

10. Do you remember Brandy? You know … -sings a little- “The boy is mine…”? R&B hotty from the 90’s? Well, once upon a time, an ex-beau called her a–… well, a not so very nice name. Supposedly she found the perfect way to pay him back. Scratching his car. A little weak, don’t you think?

9. The teenage singer, Charlotte Church was furious with her ex-boyfriend, Steven Johnson, in 2004 for hitting her hurt song, Casualty Of Love, back with his own track, It’s All Over, accusing her of cheating. Sound familiar? It’s at number nine, because it’s been done. By better artists.

8. Credit Suisse may not have wanted to bail out Trump Hotel Casino Resorts, Donald Trump’s broke casino company, but an internet gambling site called Casino Fortune is ready to give up the $400 million that his company needs. Who is promoting and advising on the deal? Mr. Wallis, owner of Casino Fortune has hired Stacie J., a reject from Mr. Trump’s show, The Apprentice.

7. In May of this year, Rosie flipped out on “The View” with co-host, Elisabeth Hasselbeck. An old friend of Rosie O’Donnell, Janette Barber, who used to work on The Rosie O’Donnell Show, figured Rosie was in need of some retribution. So she went into the studios of The View, and drew mustaches on all the photos of Hasselbeck on the wall.

6. Who does Paris Hilton blame for her jail sentence? Could it be… Martians? Liberace? Michael Jackson? Or … her lawyer? Yea… Guess who’s probably getting fired. Poor guy. But her representative says no way. We’ll see.

5. During Ryan Seacrest’s morning radio show, Nick Carter gave an earful about his dating Ashlee Simpson, a vengeful stab in Paris Hilton’s direction, after she supposedly cheated on him with Chad Michael Murray, who, according to Carter, was cheating Sophia Bush. Drama…

4. Dean McDermott… Tori Spelling’s new husband, has a particularly creative ex-wife. Mary Jo Eustace, after being cheated on with Tori Spelling, the “has been” and “never was”, decided to write a story; “My Husband Left Me For Tori Spelling,” after he came back from doing the Lifetime movie, told his wife, “We’re soul mates. [Tori] She loves me unconditionally . . . I don’t love you any more. And I don’t respect you. I haven’t for a very long time.” Good god. Could that guy be much more of a pig? Read about the slimy sleaze bag in The Other Woman.

3. Number three, is Nick Lachey, ever so sexy even in his sad song about his divorce with Jessica Simpson. The video, “What’s Left Of Me”, in which a Jessica look alike and he watch all of the possession they’ve acquired during their marriage disappear, with the Jessica impersonator disappearing last, is meant to describe the falling apart of their lives.

2. Britney Spears, way back before she starting getting knocked up, used to be Justin Timberlake’s significant other, for more than four years. Angry at your ex? Write a song about it, and make a video that makes her look like a cheater. Justin did. And it was a hit! Need to retaliate? Write a crappier, less popular song like Britney did:

“Once upon a time there was a little boy who tried so hard to be down.
Playing me publicly, twisting the story, see, made it the talk of the town.”
Then she sings: “Cry me..Cry me…done. Here’s a bridge to walk over it too.”

Ouch!

1. Soo… we’re finally at number one! Who’s the craziest she-b**** of all time? … Well… do you remember TLC? Of course you do. Well, Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes used to date the receiver of the Atlanta Falcons, Andre Rison. And day-um! did those two fight. After one argument, Left Eye tossed all of Andre’s teddy bears into the bathtub, doused them with lighter fluid, and set them on fire! Then, in the early, early hours of June 9th, 1994, (a year after an argument had led to gunplay), the couple had another fight, which ended in throwing punches, and Rison ran from the house. After that, Left Eye Lopes started another fire in the bathtub. But oops! She reflected later, “This wasn’t the same bathtub.”

No duh? The tub melted, and Andre’s house went up in flames. …Eesh. What pissed her off so much? Left Eye had found a box full of sneakers. Andre had apparently bought twenty pairs, she explained later, “and there were no size fours!”

Lisa Lopes, Left Eye, from TLC wins the Best Celebrity Revenge reward! RIP, Wild Child.

Do you have someone you want to get even with?

Make him pay.

Anni, your source on the stupefying, and sometimes quite… well, you know; Jessica Simpson, is here again to tell all, and hold none back.

The buxom bombshell blond wants everyone to know that her butt is real

The buxom bombshell blond wants everyone to know that her butt is real, along with her boobs. Jessica, now 27, singer and debuting movie star, told Harper’s Bazaar, in the August issue, “I’ve had none. But maybe after having kids, if my boobs dropped down to my belly button, I would get them lifted. … Maintenance. But you know, my boobs are real.”

Jessica Simpson claims to be getting into “better” shape (how could you improve on what she’s already got?) for her role in the upcoming film Major Movie Star, and is working out with her trainer Harley Pasternak. She says, “He’s given me a butt, because I have white-girl syndrome.” Thanks, Jessica. All of us white-girl-syndrome sufferers love you even more now. “I have to do as many squats as I can to get a little booty. … I have to be diligent. I’m a curvy girl. You don’t want to see me not working out.”

Nick Lachey is suffering from paparazzi torment; woe is him. Nick was recently interviewed by Access Hollywood, over the errr… compromising photographs that were put up all over the internet. I haven’t seen any, and can only thank god for small favors. He and his girlfriend, Vanessa Minnillo, have no plans for marriage in the near future, but, doesn’t it seem like as soon as someone says that, next week, there a proposal? Go figure.

Hollywood Access asked the million dollar question; Would Lachey ever be interested in another reality show with his new significant other? Needless to say, he responded in the negative. I hope no one had their hopes up. Some sources say that the Newlyweds show was a major reason behind the failed marriage of Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey. I always thought reality was one of the key missing factors in Reality TV.

In our last post on Jessica Simpson and John Mayer’s splitsville, we also told you guys that they may have been pretending to have broken-up. And we were right…..Boy! I really love being able to play Nostradamus!

According to the latest AP reports, the ‘Daughters’ singer was spotted leaving the blonde-turned-brunette actor/singer’s hotel room in New York early on Monday morning….setting rumor mills buzzing with an expected patch-up between the two lovebirds.

While just last week the representative of the duo had gone on record to say that the couple’s nine month romance was over, Jessica too didn’t talk about the split during her many interviews at the Cannes Film Festival. And back in States after her brief stay in France, Jessica had company in her hotel room at the Soho Grand Hotel, NYC early this week.

As per a fellow guest at the hotel, who spotted John leaving Jessica’s suite, “He was looking really happy. He couldn’t stop smiling.” And after a definite full night of make-up sex with Jessica Simpson, John Mayer may just be smiling for more than a day, a week or maybe until they break-up to patch-up again!

According to PEOPLE Magazine, Jessica Simpson and John Mayer have ended their relationship, but according to a source close to Simpson it’s just a temporary thing. (Oh! The stuff celebrities do to stay in news!) The source has been quoted as saying, “They have broken up, but they have broken up and gotten back together at least 10 times before.” (I couldn’t agree more…its time these two really made up their minds)

This mysterious source further adds that both Simpson and Mayer are in constant contact even now as Jessica Simpson is in Cannes to promote her new film Major Movie Star. “They talk to each other at least six times a day. I don’t know if this break-up is permanent, but for right now they are broken up.”

We all know, guys can be really dumb and Jessica Simpson found out just how dumb her boyfriend, singer John Mayer is. Recently, Mayer put his foot in his mouth when he mistook Jessica for her younger sister Ashlee Simpson.

Jessica Simpson was furious when John saw Ashlee on the cover a magazine and though it was Jess. It’s reported that he pointed to Ashlee’s picture and asked, “How old is this picture of you?” It’s possible that Mayer may have been confused as Jessica Simpson has gone brunette.

A witness told Star magazine, “Jessica read John the riot act. He definitely touched a nerve.” Jessica insisted that she and Ashlee look completely different. It’s been reported that Jessica, 26, who was once close to Ashlee, 22, has started to grow apart from the time Ashlee lost weight and dyed her hair blond.

Ok I know that I’m a girl and that the guys out there think Jessica is hot. And I know that she can sing. If you like “pop rock”, then yeah she has a good voice. But come on John Mayer! Doesn’t John Mayer have other things to do??? Please don’t tell me that he is another Nick Lachey who is just looking for well… Jessica Simpson!!!
This relationship, if it can even be called that, has the staying
power of a piece of winterfresh gum (ie: very little staying power).

About a month ago both of their press agents were screaming that they were not together.
Now Jessica is jumping on his bus like she is one of his backup singers. Actually, are backup singers even allowed onto the bus. I don�t know a thing about this stuff. I just feel bad for the two of them. It�s obvious that neither one wants to be seen together. Well according to Tmz.com the two were seen at Nobu on Tuesday evening and
barely said a word to one another. This doesn�t surprise me at all.
I�m sure John tried to initiate some sort of intelligent conversation
only to have Jessica reply by shouting, �ooh! shiny,� when she saw
her fork. What I�m trying to get across here is that this couple makes no sense
in any way, shape, or form. Clearly this is a PR blitz. What genius PR rep
thought that this would be the best way to make America love Jess once
again?

Oh well I guess in about 3 months I’ll just be writing about her again as a tragic breakup….

E! Online had this juicy morsel on a Jess & John sighting;

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer have always insisted they’ve never been more than just friends. But after they were spotted on Saturday night together in Beverly Hills, they certainly have me scratching my head.

“Jessica Simpson is at the bar at the Four Seasons [hotel] with John Mayer,” a tipster emailed me at about 11 p.m. “She totally had her head on his chest, and now they are canoodling.”

Minutes later, the maybe-more-than-friends duo left with a large group. No word on where they ended the evening. As for the photos of the two running with this item, I used them because, well, they’re just a couple of a few ever taken of them together. The pics were snapped long ago before the Simpson-Mayer romance rumors even began.

Simpson’s rep said she is “not commenting on her personal life.”

Jessica & Ashlee Simpson were seen dining at Koi over the weekend. While Hilary and Haylie Duff were also seen out and about together.

TMZ has obtained court documents that seal the deal on Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey’s divorce.

The papers, filed Friday in Los Angeles Superior Court, officially end their three-and-a-half year marriage.

As TMZ first reported, Jessica and Nick agreed to end the marriage immediately, but deal with their financial dispute at a later date.

Sources tell us that Jessica has offered Nick $1.5 million to walk away from the marriage, even though under California law Nick would be entitled to half the fortune the couple amassed during their marriage.