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It was a week of parties in Tinseltown this week with everything from babies to (appropriately) birthdays being celebrated. Stars dressed up in their very finest million dollar dresses, suits, and jewelry to attend some of the very classiest, and not so classy, affairs. And as always, the paparazzi were there to catch all of it! Here were the hot spots in Hollywood this week.

Of the two most popular baby showers this week, there was the shower for Jamie Lynn Spears. Sister Britney flew in for it and even though there were still those that were still trying to find something wrong with Britney, really the worse thing she did was smoke. It was nice that she was able to make it to celebrate the coming of her sister’s child. Jamie Lynn looked very happy too!

But that wasn’t the only baby shower this week. Tori Spelling also had a baby shower to prepare for welcoming her second little one. I’m sorry but aren’t you only supposed to have a baby shower for your first? Isn’t it considered a cash grab after that point?

And George Clooney was beaming with girlfriend Sarah Larson on his arm at the birthday party that Giorgio Armani threw for him. But they weren’t the only power couple there. Others included Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes as well as Victoria and David Beckham.

You often hear about fairytale romances and pregnancies in Hollywood and wonder how the stars do it. It seems their pregnant one day and having the baby the next with really no muss or fuss in between. But there are many stars walking around Tinseltown that are finding that pregnancy is not as glamorous as it sounds. Here are the stars that are having the most trouble with their pregnancies.

Gwyneth Paltrow has come out and said that she had post-partum depression. I don’t know, is she trying to make headlines with this one? Does she know what post-partum is? She says she didn’t know she had it until it was over but because the depression is an actual chemical imbalance, it can’t be over without getting proper treatment for it. So either a doctor told her that she had it and she still didn’t realize it or she had a case of the baby blues and is mistaking it for post-partum.

Nicole Kidman really is having trouble with her first pregnancy with her husband Keith Urban. Although her health and the baby’s health seem to be okay, Kidman is having a lot of trouble with morning sickness. Hopefully it will abate as she enters her second trimester but for right now, if you see her running, you best get out of the way!

Heidi Klum isn’t pregnant and therefore, not having any problems in that regard but her son Johan was looking quite sick as Heidi brought him in to the Beverly Hills Medical Center yesterday. Hopefully it’s just a cold bug and Heidi will be busy chasing him around the house in no time.

And Jamie Lynn Spears really is pregnant but apparently seems to be loving pregnancy! No problems here. Oh right, there is the fact that she’s 17.

Wow, I wonder why they got engaged so fast?! Maybe because someone’s trying to wriggle away from Jamie Lynn Spears‘ image of having no sense of self-respect whatsoever. Unless for some reason Pete Wentz got Ashlee Simpson pregnant just two nights ago, and somehow they invented the world’s best pregnancy test while I wasn’t looking. But I’m not putting my money on it. From Babyrazzi:

“Pete Wentz has addressed rumors that Ashlee Simpson is pregnant, calling it a “witch hunt” in an email.

“There is a witch hunt for people to be pregnant whenever they get engaged in Hollywood,” he wrote to MTV News on Monday. “This is all news to me. I can’t wait for the story about how I’m really in a gay relationship and this is all just a cover … I mean really, this is crazy … I mean we’re engaged, that’s true, and happy about it.”

When asked about the pregnancy, reported by multiple outlets Monday, a rep for the couple would only say, “We are thrilled to confirm their engagement and congratulate this happy couple. Beyond that there is nothing to add.””

By the way, this was an update to their original story, which quoted another notoriously inaccurate rag, OK Magazine. I especially like the part that details her experiences with morning sickness:

“According to reports, the newly engaged Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are expecting their first child! The baby is due in October, and the parents-to-be are ecstatic with joy.

Ashlee, 23 and Pete, 28, have been together just 18 months but are as “perfect for each other as any two people could be,” a friend of the couple tells OK! magazine. “They don’t spend a minute apart if they can possibly avoid it and are over the moon about the baby.”

Unfortunately none of that happiness was enough for Ashlee to overcome a fierce bout of what appeared to be morning sickness at the Chart House restaurant in Malibu on April 12th.

Ashlee and Pete were there along with her family to celebrate the college graduation of his assistant. But the moment they arrived at the oceanfront restaurant, Ashlee made a mad dash for the ladies room, leaving Pete waiting anxiously at the door!

Ashlee, drinking only water, looked thoroughly ill but still did her best to enjoy the luncheon. Pete, however, was in great spirits, though his thoughts were clearly never far from Ashlee. “He was holding her hand the whole time,” a witness told OK! magazine.

Meanwhile, the first-time mom and dad are busy putting together a wedding. “They’re planning on something in the Santa Barbara area probably by the end of May,” the friend revealed to OK! magazine. “Ashlee would like to walk down the aisle before she’s showing – although she’s very cute the way she’s always checking out her belly now and asking everyone, ‘am I showing yet?’””

Haha, some “friend” to go mouthing off to a ridiculous magazine, about their friends having a baby. Cheers to fake sources! But, on the other hand, –that’s a pretty big claim to make, right? And Pete Wentz never actually denies that his fiancee, Ashlee Simpson, is pregnant. The shotgun wedding makes a lot more sense, seeing as how this was a pretty quick engagement, fairly unanticipated. And if she’s due as soon as October, hypothetically speaking of course, the figures work out just about right, as far as the whole getting at -least- engaged before she starts to show. So, is Ashlee Simpson pregnant? Or is this supposed friend a great big liar, or possibly even an invention of OK Magazine? Let us know what you think.

It’s true, mention the word “celebrity” and automatically people think of someone that is rich, famous, spoiled and more often than not, stupid. These may be generalizations but there are lots of celebrities out there that prove this to be very true. Here are the top stories of stupid celebrities this week.

Jamie Lynn Spears attended a teen party this week with her fiance Casey Aldridge when he got into a physical fight with some of the other boys after they had had a few too many drinks. Spears, trying to break the fight up, got caught in the middle and was injured in her mouth when it was met with an elbow. I don’t begrudge her for trying to break up a fight but should a pregnant mom-to-be attend such a party? It’s different if you’re an adult but she’s 17 for heaven’s sakes! Those kinds of things generally tend to happen at those parties, which makes this just plain stupid.

And speaking of young celebs acting their age, Ashton Kutcher has come out saying that he doesn’t watch his wife’s Demi Moore’s sex scenes in movies claiming that he doesn’t want to believe that she’s into someone else. Is he not an actor himself? Does he not know that that’s her work? Oh right, he’s like 12. And stupid.

And speaking of immature, Gerard Butler has had some disgusting analogies when he denies dating Cameron Diaz. Read the story for full details but let’s suffice it to say that it involves him doing rude things with a dog.
Heather Mills has been trying hard to get herself into the papers lately with her recent divorce settlement from Paul McCartney. She’s not speaking out about him but she does make comments about how she’s happy he has other girlfriends now and that she’s happy to not be with him. I think that feeling’s mutual Heather. Not only are these comments stupid but her desperate attempt to stay in the limelight is pathetic.

Rob Lowe’s chef has been fired for among other things, having sex in his boss’ bed. When you’re working for a huge actor and getting paid major bucks, would you really want to risk it with something like this? And how gross is that?!? Stupid!

Of course it’s old news by now that Jamie Lynn Spears is expecting a baby with Casey Aldridge but they have found their way back to the magazine covers and gossip columns with the ring that Jamie Lynn is wearing on her left ring finger. She seems to be very excited about it and is flashing the bling to all of her family and friends. From Celebitchy,

“Mom-to-be Jamie Lynn Spears is sporting some sparkling new jewelry – an engagement ring from fiancé Casey Aldridge.

Spears, 16, has been flashing the rock to friends and family around Louisiana and Mississippi, a source close to the family tells PEOPLE.

“She’s got an engagement ring,” the source says. “She’s been showing it off, talking about it.”

Spears and her 18-year-old fiancé are expecting the baby this summer. No official word yet on a wedding date for the couple.”

I’m sure that Lynne Spears is absolutely mortified that her youngest daughter has gotten engaged since she was pretty clear in her interviews that this baby did not mean wedding bells in the near future. I’m also just as sure that Jamie Lynn doesn’t care much what her parents think in this case as she has been pretty bitter that they are putting all of their energy into getting her sister, Britney Spears back to normal.

Is this a good idea? I think no. I’m just not a big fan of teenagers getting married. Let’s hope that Jamie Lynn has learned what not to do from her sister and she might stand a chance of making a go of it.

Despite recent reports of Jamie Lynn Spears being troubled about all the attention her sister, Britney Spears was getting, instead of her, Jamie Lynn is a happy mommy-to-be. By the way, those bastards at the “crisis clinic” had better hope and pray that they don’t get sued. Turning away a teen with a crisis? Assholes. Anyway, Jamie Lynn’s happiness is, for the most part, what counts. Sources are saying that Jamie Lynn is having a boy, which is pretty amazing, considering the fact that Britney has sons as well. The sisters should probably consider themselves pretty lucky; at least they won’t have to suffer through a repeat of their own decisions. From In Touch:

“Looks like it could be another grandson for Jamie and Lynne Spears. According to reports, their youngest daughter (and sister of Britney) Jamie Lynn is getting ready for a baby boy. The young mommy-to-be was spotted at luxury baby boutique Petit Trésor in West Hollywood on February 25 picking up presents for a baby boy and has also purchased about $7,000 of “very basic” furniture for a nursery, including a round crib, changing table and armoire, all in white. “This is the most fun I’ve had shopping in a long time!” Jamie Lynn was overheard saying. ”

I know we here at HH are at least happy that Jamie Lynn is less depressed at this point, and hopefully, she’ll continue to be positive. However, in no way, shape or form does that mean that the situation either sister has been placed in by their own choices is appropriate. The fact that Jamie Lynn is building a nursery also establishes that she plans to keep the baby, which should make for interesting news later. Sorry Britney, but most of us are hoping she does a better job with her kid than you; sad but true.

While the entire world seems to be trying to think of solutions to help Britney Spears, that doesn’t seem to be the case for pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears, who is having a hard time with her pregnancy. She has been having severe morning sickness and because she’s gained weight. She is  upset that her mother and father are spending so much time trying to get Britney back to good mental health while she is left at home and having to turn to a crisis centre for help. From Page Six,

“the 16-year-old turned to the Crisis Pregnancy Center of Southwest Mississippi for help on Friday. “

According to a family insider, Jamie Lynn is frustrated that her mother is focusing so much of her energy on her older sister. “Jamie Lynn wants her parents to stop babying Britney,” the source says.

“It is stressful for Lynne and Jamie because they know Britney is in trouble and they want Jamie Lynn to understand it. The teenager was turned away at the Crisis Pregnancy Center because the facility was not open.”

Jamie Lynn is also  concerned about the fact that she has already gained twenty pounds and Page Six also says,

“For a lot of women it’s not big deal, but for a 16-year-old, it has stressed her out.”

There are just so many things wrong with this picture. Yes, her parents need to be with her big sister but I believe that they also need to realize that they do have a younger daughter at home that is going through something very major as well. Why do they both need to be with Britney? And as Page Six also reports, when Jamie Lynn went the crisis centre was closed, the director of the facility stated,

“I don’t know why Jamie Lynn Spears would come here on a Friday. We’re closed. Jamie Lynn’s not in our Mommy and Me program or taking parenting classes with us. I don’t know why she would come. She hasn’t contacted us about coming here or ever called. She’s never made a financial donation or anything like that.”

Now I realize that there probably wasn’t anything the centre could do about being closed. But did they have to speak about Jamie Lynn like she’s some kind of idiot because of it? And this crisis centre, that is funded by a church, is laughing at people for going because they’re not part of their Mommy and me program? Oh, am I sorry, wasn’t it also because Jamie Lynn has never given them any money? They should be ashamed of themselves.

The parents of the Spears girls need to realize that they have two daughters. And while Jamie Lynn may just outwardly be concerned about her nausea and weight gain, she is a sixteen-year-old girl about to become a parent! She may have a little more going on in her head that she could really use her parent’s help with. God, it’s no wonder Britney’s so screwed up!

On the one hand, I think it’s adorable that Miley Cyrus has a romantic interest. She’s getting out there into the world, and making an effort to show other teens that it’s not cool to get pregnant. Like some other pregnant celebrities we know of, cough-Jamie Lynn Spears-cough. On the other hand, is making known publicly a crush on a guy ten years older very healthy? From Us Magazine:

“She has scored a hit TV show, a smash film, a sold-out tour and an appearance on the Oscars but 15-year-old Power Girl Miley Cyrus has her sights set on a crush: Ryan Cabrera.

“Ryan Cabrera is really cute,” the star says in the latest issue of Us Weekly, on newsstands now.

At least her father, Billy Ray would approve of the 25-year-old singer. She told Us, “He’s a friend of my dad’s!”"

Okay, cool, fine. We all remember what it was like to swoon over the Backstreet Boys. But maybe making a public statement to a celeb rag like Us isn’t so great. Especially because of the light they put it in. I doubt any father would approve of a 25 year old grown man for his 15 year old daughter. There’s a legal term for that. Apparently, whomever typed this one up approves of statutory rape and pedophilia. Nice writing, Us Weekly.

That’s what the cover page of Star magazine is screaming. All I have to say is: Good for you! Obviously, Jamie Lynn has the capacity to think for herself, and possibly for think for the good of her children; something both her mother, Lynne Spears, and sister, Britney Spears, are obviously incapable of. Although, according to other media Britney Spears was the first to suggest to Jamie Lynn not keeping the baby, back in early January. From the PopCrunch:

“Britney Spears wants her pregnant sixteen year old sister to put her unborn baby up for adoption. The pop mom had warned her sister “not to ruin her life by going through with the pregnancy” and it appears that Brit’s advice has lead to a split for the Spears sisters.

A spywitness tells The National Enquirer:

“Britney told Jamie Lynn it was best for her to get an abortion and move on with her life and career and not to look back.”

“Britney is worried that Jamie Lynn has ruined her budding career and she will be trapped in Louisiana with her mom as a struggling single parent.”

A feisty Jamie Lynn told her big sis that she is making “her own decision and not letting anyone tell her to get rid of her baby.”

“Jamie Lynn really thought Britney might have been the only one to understand her feelings about having a baby, since she has two babies of her own,” the Enquirer’s mole added.”

I don’t want to start the whole “pro-life vs. pro-choice” argument. But considering the Spears family’s drama with children, I don’t think abortion is the worst advice Britney could have given her. Here’s some news for Jamie Lynn: Your sister was an adult when she had her children. You are not an adult. You are a child. A sixteen year old is not ready to give birth in this era, and it’s a god damn shame that some of them, and younger still do. This chain should have been broken years ago; when is the mother going to step up to the plate, and stop being such a publicity whore? When is Britney going to finally realize that she is influencing the life of her sibling, and start acting like a role model? The world may never know, but if this is going to ever get anywhere, the right people need to take the blame. This should be an eye opener for sh*tty parents all over the world. Raise your damn kids! It is not the job of television, or teachers, or the god forsaken Internet! Get off the couch, hang up your cell phones, and pay attention!

Britney Spears and her married boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib, were spotted in a Rite Aid (tres chic)drug store looking at in-home pregnancy tests. The odd couple deny any pregnancy and say it’s just a joke to send the paparazzi and rumor mill into a frenzy.

I, for one, hope it’s a joke. She’s already lost two of her children because of her lousy parenting skills. I’d hate to think she’d have any influence on another child. (Shudder)

Other odd Britney news: She’s been sporting a British accent lately. People close to her claim that she has multiple personalities and when the “Brit girl” appears, the redneck Britney doesn’t remember a thing.

Hm, maybe the “Brit girl” is the one who is pregnant, while the redneck one isn’t. Then again, if Britney’s history is any indication, she does seem to like popping out those rugrats. Maybe she wants to be pregnant at the same time as her knocked up teenage sister, Jamie Lynn Spears. Who knows with Britney Spears. But what I want to know is: just how crazy is this Adnan Ghalib? He can’t be too mentally stable to be lovey dovey with the mentally challenged Britney. On the other hand, he could be crazy like a fox. After all, he is a paparazzi. I bet he’s getting quite a story, and once he breaks up with crazy Britney, will write quite best selling book about his rubber room experience with her.

There are reports from many sources both out there in the big world, and over the Internet, that Casey Aldridge is not the father of Jamie Lynn Spears’s baby. Not only that, but the actual paternity is suspected to be from a much older man, –which means that since Jamie Lynn is only 16 years old, –someone’s ass is going to jail. From ShowBizSpy:

“The father of Jamie Lynn Spears baby is NOT boyfriend Casey Aldridge, according to shocking reports from the U.S.

News that Britney’s sister was pregnant at 16 - under the legal age for sex in the U.S. - forced 18-year-old Casey into hiding.

But now Star magazine insists that the teenager may not be the dad - and that Spears’ friends and family think it is an older man who would face statutory rape charges.

Friends have said that Jamie Lynn was no longer even seeing Casey - and family members told Star that they believe the real father is a much older executive at her children’s TV show ‘Zoey 101′.

“Casey is being paid off to be the family’s fall guy while the real father remains unidentified,” Star magazine insists.

They say the real reason is that an older man could be charged with statutory rape if revealed to be the father of an under-aged girl’s baby.

But in Jamie Lynn’s home state of Louisiana, Casey would escape charges because a 16-year-old can legally have sex with someone less than two years older than her. “Conveniently, Casey falls under the bar by just 26 days.

“The man many suspect is the father, however, would face charges and probably prison time if he were to come forward and admit he had sex with her,” Star magazine states.

The magazine quotes “two separate Spears family insiders” who believe the father is someone who works on Jamie Lynn’s kids’ show. “Jamie Lynn has been working on Zoey since she was 13,” one of the sources said. “In Hollywood, little girls grow up fast, and she is no exception.

“With everything that has gone on in her family, she needed someone to look up to.

“But the man she found seems to have completely taken advantage of her.”

Another family source added: “Some of us have doubts as to the legitimacy of the claim that Casey is the father.

“Before the news of the pregnancy, how often did you see them together?

“Jamie Lynn has dated Casey on and off over the past two years.

“But it was not steady. In fact, she was looking to date Kevin Federline’s brother about a year ago.

“Jamie Lynn went through a time of partying, and Casey was just a part of that.”

Even Casey recently posted on his own MySpace that he was feeling “blah” about his love life, and added: “Me and Jamie are over…”

In fact, Star claims he had a pregnancy scare with a different girl and had to confess to Jamie Lynn. “Casey is a serial cheater who has lied to Jamie Lynn time and time again,” a close friend told the magazine. “This past spring, he was forced to tell Jamie Lynn that he’d cheated on her and gotten that girl pregnant.”

In fact, Star even insists Casey was openly dating yet another girl at the same time as he was supposed to be romancing Spears. “Yes, my sister is dating Casey - they’ve been dating for a while,” said Kevin Seals of his sister Whitney Seals.

“I know Jamie Lynn was real jealous about Whitney’s relationship with Casey.”

No matter who the father is, insiders believe the pregnancy will be the death knoll for Jamie Lynn’s burgeoning career. It will leave them terrified that she will prove to be the new Britney - and also that Nickelodeon, the TV channel behind Zoey 101, will be terrified of ruining its clean-cut image.

“I cant think of any way that Nickelodean could keep Jamie Lynn’s show on the air, said PR expert Michael Levine.

“If they do, advertisers will drop it like crazy. No advertiser wants to be associated with a minor getting pregnant.””

The show’s rating would drop like a lead weight, but I’m pretty sure most parents will support any decision made by Nickelodeon to get rid of Zoey 101. Teens aren’t the same any more, especially not in America. In all honesty, not just celebrities, but parents of all kids need to really step up to the plate here. Kids all over the world now know, that a girl they were supposed to look up to is pregnant. What kind of example is that setting? Something seriously needs fixing.

Not only is Jessica Sierra in a range of charming little home movies starring her tits, ass, and snatch in the leading roles, as well as being in jail for various little illegal bits of fun, but Jessica is also pregnant with a little Christmas bundle of joy! From TMZ:

“Holy Jamie Lynn! TMZ has confirmed that “American Idol” trainwreck finalist Jessica Sierra done got herself knocked up — and she’s still in the slammer! Don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater!

Sources tell TMZ that the father is a “rapper” and Jessica is ecstatic over the news. She’s currently in the infirmary in the Falkenburg Road Jail in Florida on a “pregnancy diet.” Jessica’s spawn has a lifetime of fun to look forward to — look, it’s mommy in a sex tape!

Sierra is currently facing two misdemeanor charges of disorderly intoxication and obstructing or opposing an officer and two felony counts of possession of cocaine and battery.

She didn’t win “American Idol,” but she sho’ iz famous!”

OH BOY! I can hardly wait to find out who the daddy is, can you? Seriously. Jessica Sierra’s parents must be so proud. I mean, not only is she in movies, as well as television, but Jessica is also touring the lovely indoor facilities of Falkenburg Road Jail in Florida, as well as giving her parents a new grandbaby.

In July, we reported on Jamie Lynn Spears being pregnant, as per quoted within the National Enquirer, and it was blown into a wild, “Nuh uh!” ordeal throughout the media. Before I go any further, the first thing I wanna say to all of my non-believers is “HAHA! Told you so!” and the second question I’m raising is, –is she really only five weeks pregnant? The National Enquirer picked up on this in July, so is it just a coincidence that suddenly she’s confirming pregnancy? Hmmm. From Hollywood Heartbreaker in July:

“A new, and disturbing headline from National Enquirer: Jamie Lynn Spears, Britney Spears‘ sixteen year old little sister, is pregnant. Her and her nineteen year old boyfriend, Casey Aldridge have been sexually active, and were spied apartment hunting in Valencia, California. Of all the useless parents out there, Lynne Spears has to be among the worst. Obviously, just look at Britney. I can’t help but wonder what Lynne Spears‘ parental philosophies are.

Her sixteen-year-old daughter is rumoured to be pregnant, and wants to move out with a nineteen-year-old. That should be a red flag for any mother. The whole family needs serious therapy. Supposedly Lynne Spears ordered Britney to stay away from Jamie Lynn, in June of 2007, after Britney tried to take her underage sister out with her, but I’m thinking it was too little, way too late.”

The irony in this, is that since I was seriously wondering what Lynne Spears‘ parental philosophies are, now I can’t find out. Why, you may ask? Well, the paradox, folks, is that this utter antithesis of a good parent, –opinion based on obvious evidence, Lynne Spears, wrote a book about parenting. However, the book has been put on hold, according to People, because her underage daughter, Jamie Lynn Spears is knocked up. Yeah, I can see why that might not be a bestseller, unless, as I would, people bought it simply for the hilarity factor. From People:

“Lynne Spears’s book about raising her famous daughters Britney and Jamie Lynn has been put on hold, the publisher confirms to PEOPLE.

“The book is delayed indefinitely. It’s delayed, not cancelled,” says a spokeswoman for Thomas Nelson, which publishes inspirational books and Bibles.

It had been scheduled for a spring 2008 release and was put on hold last week, says the rep. On Tuesday, news hit that 16-year-old Jamie Lynn is pregnant with her boyfriend’s child.

Publishers’ Weekly described the book as “Lynne Spears’s personal story of raising high-profile children while coming from a low-profile Louisiana community.”

The publisher declined to comment on whether the focus of the book would change in light of the pregnancy announcement.

“We are standing behind Lynn at this time and understand that she needs time with her family – we support that,” says the spokeswoman.”

Riiight. But no title? I can think of one; “How To Raise Taboo Celebrities From Redneckville” or maybe, “Raising Two Screw-Ups Really Badly; A Comprehensive Guide For The Welfare Oriented.” Those are great, I think; probably the second one, in my opinion.

A new, and disturbing headline from National Enquirer: Jamie Lynn Spears, Britney Spears‘ sixteen year old little sister, is pregnant. Her and her nineteen year old boyfriend, Casey Aldridge have been sexually active, and were spied apartment hunting in Valencia, California. Of all the useless parents out there, Lynne Spears has to be among the worst. Obviously, just look at Britney. I can’t help but wonder what Lynne Spears‘ parental philosophies are.

I can’t help but wonder what Lynne Spears’ parental philosophies are.

Her sixteen-year-old daughter is rumoured to be pregnant, and wants to move out with a nineteen-year-old. That should be a red flag for any mother. The whole family needs serious therapy. Supposedly Lynne Spears ordered Britney to stay away from Jamie Lynn, in June of 2007, after Britney tried to take her underage sister out with her, but I’m thinking it was too little, way too late.