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So a lot has been going on at the Playboy Mansion lately. Hugh Hefner is trying to have babies with girlfriend, Holly Madison; Hugh Hefner is starting to find new girls to fill his time with; Hugh Hefner is ‘taking it all in stride’ (as you’ll find out below.) Hmmm….let’s ask ourselves something…aren’t there other people that live at the Mansion beside Hef himself? Like - a lot of other people? Most of whom are his girlfriends and all of whom seem to be fine with the concept of ’share your man’, even if he is the dirtiest, filthiest, oldest pig on the planet. So it seems that his main sqeeze, Holly, and he have recently split up. Boo. But as tempted as I am to laugh at this one, they actually did break up for reasons that really are very sad. From Celebitchy,

“Holly Madison’s desire for a baby may be just what sparked the rumored troubles between Hugh Hefner and his #1 girlfriend. A source reveals exclusively to Scandalist that one of the main reasons Hef and Holly’s relationship began to deteriorate was their unsuccessful attempts to have children. “They tried many fertility treatments and couldn’t get pregnant,” the source reveals. “Holly really wanted to get married, but more than that, wanted a baby with Hef.” Earlier this year, Hef and Holly were reportedly spotted at the office of a Beverly Hills gynecologist who specializes in in-vitro fertilization. Following rumors of a split, Holly recently said, “I want to be with somebody who I can be married to, and have kids.”

Hef admitted his relationships with Holly, Bridget Marquardt, and Kendra Wilkinson, are “in transition,” and Kendra told Us Weekly, “There are lot of changes going on … people are going through changes.” According to Kendra, Hef is taking it all in stride by taking up with some new girlfriends. “He keeps it cool, and he has a lot of girlfriends around now to keep him happy,” she said.”

Okay so let’s put aside the fact for the moment that why anyone would want to have a child with someone who is not only old and disgusting but also sleeping with many different women, and those women share a bathroom with you, is beyond me. But I think people who make this decision are acting extremely selfishly. The decision, I mean, to have children when you’re 104 years old and need to update your will daily because you could go at any second. So this child will be born, start to form a relationship - that is already going to be so screwed up - with his dad, and then his father will die just when little Hugh Jr. is entering grade school. Oh that’s nice. Lay tragedy on the kid before they even know how to write in cursive. Never mind the fact that this child is also not only going to completely disrespect his mother, seeing what she puts up with, but he’ll have no respect for women in general as he grows up seeing many women parading around the house. How could either of them have thought this was a good idea? Okay well Holly is obviously looking for a security-for-life plan but I would think that Hef is smart enough to know better.

It doesn’t say whether fertility is an issue for Holly or for Hugh but I think it would be wonderful if Hugh couldn’t have any spawn. Think what an awful world that would be!

So this is the reason why those seemingly “innocent” pictures of Miley Cyrus were such a big deal! Notorious pervert, Hugh Hefner has come out saying that when she’s of age, she can pose for his pervert magazine any time she wants. From People,

“Hefner, 82, told Extra that the 15-year-old Hannah Montana star is a “very pretty lady.”

Last week Cyrus said she was “embarrassed” by a racy semi-topless portrait shot by Annie Leibowitz for Vanity Fair.

“I think to make such a big to do over something as innocent as those photos, I think is a reflection on how schizophrenic America is about sexuality,” Hefner told Extra.”

But this is exactly the problem! Hugh Hefner is putting thoughts into a fifteen-year old’s head about posing naked in a photo. True, Miley Cyrus has grown up in Hollywood and those thoughts were bound to be there at some point. But does she need the adults of her world acting so inappropriately on top of all of it? What message does Hefner think Cyrus would walk away with after that? That she’s good at it? That if the acting thing doesn’t work out, she can always take off her clothes?

It’s disgusting and as grossed out as I normally am by Hefner, he was way too far over the line on this one.

Holly Madison has been most well-known for her Playboy centerfolds, being Hugh Hefner’s girlfriend, and for playing her part on the reality TV show Girls Next Door is now known for something else. Well, sort of. She’s still taking her clothes off but this time it’s for a good cause, PETA.

PETA is of course the activist group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. They are most known for their eccentric ways and now they seem to think that having Holly pose for their advertising will get people’s attention. And they’re probably right. Softpedia says,

“The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, or PETA to put it more simply, have found the perfect recipe to getting people’s attention in what regards an issue that should concern us all: posters with naked chicks. The idea is positively brilliant but the latest campaign just goes to show that there is always room for improvement.”

Now I have to say that I don’t disagree with them. I am all for getting people’s attention and this platform will certainly do that. However, it needs to be taken into consideration that this just once again portrays women, especially blondes, as bimbos who can’t wait to take their clothes off. Hopefully, those who see this ad will have the presence of mind to understand that this is an actual bimbo and not a girl who just decided, “Hey, I’m gonna strip for a good cause.” And, I gotta ask. Is this ethical treatment of people?

…At least on the screen. This should be interesting. Supposedly, in a bio-film about the life of Hugh Hefner, Tom Cruise is set to play the part of the Playboy mogul. In lieu of Tom’s weirdness, and not to mention, his ability, as said in Cele|bitchy, that “he shines in a very specific kind of role… and Hugh Hefner just isn’t that type of character.” I can agree with that. Hugh Hefner demands a certain type of actor for his role, and I really don’t think it’s Tom Cruise. From AZCentral:

“Tom Cruise is set to play Hugh Hefner in a new biopic of the Playboy founder’s life. The 45-year-old actor, who has an 18-month-old daughter Suri with his actress wife Katie Holmes, is hot favorite to portray the 81-year-old lothario in upcoming movie ‘Playboy’ and is reportedly excited about the prospect of bringing Hefner’s “colorful life” to the big screen.

A source close to the actor said: “Tom knows of Hugh’s colorful past and thinks he would be the perfect person to bring it to the big screen. He also thinks the role would be a challenge for him, and would remind people of his versatility as an actor. At the moment people are concentrating on his personal life, and his marriage to Katie - but he wants to remind them that he can act too.”"

I wonder what Katie thinks of her alien husband’s desire to be Hugh Hefner. In my educated, and highly valuable opinion I think Tom either has a secret desire to have a mansion filled with cheap whores, or wants to wear Hugh Hefner’s skin, Body Snatchers style.