The participants in the pageant were Jamie Jungers, Jaimee Grubbs, and Loredana Jolie. Rachel Uchitel, Tiger’s perhaps most well-known mistress was not allowed to compete in the competition because she had already signed a non-disclosure agreement with Tiger. Because it seems that Rachel was an actual relationship that Tiger had, and not just a one-night fling, I highly doubt that Rachel would have demeaned herself to take part anyways. But Jamie Jungers was crowned the winner of both the title of being the biggest whore, and $75,000. What’s so great about this story is that Jamie actually cried when Howard announced the winner. Oh, and she thanked God too. I don’t know, I highly doubt that God had anything to do with the pageant or with Tiger Woods’ affairs. Here are some tidbits from the pageant from Huffington Post,

“Jamie Jungers won the Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant on the “Howard Stern Show” this morning. The winning alleged mistress earned $75,000 for her championship performance, and listeners were treated to juicy tidbits from Jungers, Jaimee Grubbs and Loredana Jolie.

According to tweets from listeners and attendees, Jungers claimed that Woods was well endowed. “Tiger’s wood was nine inches,” she evidently said. Former Playboy model Loredana Jolie, meanwhile, claimed Woods was “bigger and better” than Michael Jordan.

Both Grubbs and Jungers said that Woods never used condoms when sleeping with them, which echoes previous reports. Jungers reiterated that she slept with Woods the night his father died.”

What a sad state this world has come to. Honestly, we’re holding beauty pageants for mistresses now? Because the entire concept of beauty pageants wasn’t bad enough, I suppose. Whatever, Jamie. Congratulations on your win. It’s always nice when you can sell your soul to the devil (or in this case, Howard Stern) in exchange for a few bucks.

Now it seems that Jimmy is quite a bit more upset about it than he actually seemed when he made the announcement. Maybe the realization has just hit him. From US,

“Howard Stern says he is heartbroken his pals Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have called it quits.

The shock jock revealed on his radio show that he was supposed to vacation with the two this week, but they never showed.

“Jimmy e-mailed me and said they were going through some tough times,” Stern said. “I was so upset I had to go take a walk.”

Kimmel told Stern the split was “mutual,” adding that he felt like he had “lost his best friend.”

So maybe Howard Stern is really the most upset about all of this. Maybe Jimmy is having second thoughts about the breakup. It is really hard to lose not only your significant other but you’re best friend all in one shot. I feel badly for them both and hope that they will somehow manage to make sense of whatever’s going on and maybe, just maybe, get back together. Hard to say since their reps aren’t commenting and no one knows what happens behind closed doors.

“Ryan Phillippe wishes ex wife Reese Witherspoon happiness with her new beau Jake Gyllenhaal.

“He’s a good dude,” Phillippe said on The Howard Stern Show Thursday. “I love her and I want her to be happy, and it seems like she is.”

Phillippe described his 2007 divorce from Witherspoon as a “mutual” decision.

“Leading up to it, we had been spending so much time apart,” he explained. “That’s a huge part of it. There are so many obstacles.”

The Stop-Loss star, 33, spent much of the interview denying hook-ups with an array of famous women.

A make-out session with Britney Spears in May 2007? “Not true,” the actor said.

Hooking up with Ashlee Simpson in March 2007? “Again, not true,” Phillippe responded. “I stood next to her at a place called Les Deux, a club in Los Angeles.”

Sex with his I Know What You Did Last Summer costar Jennifer Love Hewitt? “I did not have sex with [her],” he said. “It did occur to me. She was very young and her mother was there all the time… but I was in a hot tub with her when she was 18.”

“I know Lindsay Lohan wanted you,” Stern pressed.

“Yeah,” Phillippe responded.

Phillippe conceded to Stern that Angelina Jolie is “probably” the hottest actress he’s filmed a love scene with.

“Is she very sexual?” Stern asked.

“I would think so, yeah,” Phillippe responded, though he also denied hooking up with the actress while they filmed 1998’s Playing By Heart.”

Howard Stern is such a skeez; it’s not a wonder he wanted Ryan Phillippe on his show. Two guys, that have no respect for women, sitting around, chatting it up. On the other hand, Ryan might be telling the truth about his affairs, and them being nonexistent. At least he’s putting on a happy face for Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal.

“Joe Pesci, the ultimate movie mobster, and Angie Everhart, Sports Illustrated model, and notorious for dating royalty, are … engaged. Weird, eh?”

Apparently, the wise but slow people over at TMZ are just now finding out about it. From TMZ:

“How on Earth did Joe Pesci convince Angie Everhart to marry him?

TMZ caught the odd couple closing down Ago last night. Pesci was there with his former Sports Illustrated model fiancee just a week after cameras spotted him with a car full of other hotties — but not Everhart.

Angie doesn’t have the best track record; she was engaged to Rambotox himself, Sylvester Stallone, and once said Howard Stern was, “the best sex I’ve ever had.”"

Howard Stern? -Cringe.- He’s not even that funny. Gross. As hot as Angie Everheart is, she’s also kind of a groupie for Hollywood’s freaks. I wouldn’t be surprised if her next big challenge was Weird Al, or Pee Wee Herman. And despite Joe Pesci being the ultimate mobster badass… he’s freaking ancient! Pesci looks like a damn wax figure. It’s creepy. So one has to wonder why Everhart would be willing to sleep with someone who looks like he just stepped out of a Tim Burton movie. I’m guessing the money must be damn good; it’d have to be.

Honestly, who picks people up from “Dancing With The Stars”? The only people who watch that show are the families of the has-been’s who are in it. Excepting of course, people who have a genuine interest in watching has been’s look like idiots. Which you know, I could be all for, depending. Anyway, Kevin Connolly seems to be going after Julianne Hough, who was supposedly engaged at one point. There are rumours that the two were dating, but the Dancing With The Stars “person”, Julianne, –stars aren’t on that show, I refuse to call them that,– denied those rumours, and possibly shot down Kevin’s little crush on her. From People:

“Dancing with the Stars pro Julianne Hough shot down rumors Monday night that she and Entourage star Kevin Connolly are dating.

“No, no, no” Hough adamantly told PEOPLE. “We’re just friends.”

The blonde-haired season four Dancing champ says she and Connolly met and “talk on the phone a lot. But we’re just friends.”

Connolly, 33, confirmed this to Howard Stern Monday, though he couldn’t help but gush about the 19-year-old beauty. Connolly was on Stern’s radio show with Entourage costar Adrian Grenier to promote the new Entourage coffee table book. The two met, Connolly says, at L.A. hot spot Hyde. Since then, Connolly told Stern he’s “actively pursuing” Hough and talks to her practically every day. He even went to see her perform at a DWTS taping.

Connolly says he considers Hough “a 15″ on his scale, a score that takes into account her flawless looks and infectious personality. Connolly encouraged Stern’s listeners to vote for Julianne.

Upon hearing Connolly’s remarks, Hough told PEOPLE, “Aw. That’s really sweet. That’s very flattering. But we’re just friends.””

I think what Hough means is, “He’s a stalker! And he’s old! Ew!” But then again, he could mean “actively pursuing” in other ways, that don’t involve collecting her trash, or calling her all the time and hanging up. Maybe he licks her steering wheel instead.