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Yes, sadly, it’s true. Heidi and Spencer want yet another time slot where they can show off their pathetic attempts to fool us into believing that they’re actually a couple. Except this time there won’t be any Lauren Conrad to make things interesting; it will just be an hour full of wedding planning drama. Mindless tedium, minute after minute. From InTouch:

“The Hills hotties Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt can’t seem to get enough attention. The two are said to be in talks with MTV for their own spin-off reality show, which would focus on their engagement and upcoming nuptials — without the distraction of Heidi’s Hills‘ archrival, Lauren Conrad. The New York Post’s Page Six reports that Spencer was overheard pitching the show to an MTV exec on Tuesday night, “suggesting the show go through the whole lead-up to the wedding . . . finding a wedding planner, hunting for a dress designer and all the drama that would be part of their wedding plans.” But just how much drama would there be without Lauren around to meddle?”

Good question. It will most likely be more boring shit, just as bad as watching The Hills. And yet people seem to have the audacity to call this a reality show? People do not normally act like this. As a matter of fact, many of us work for a living and cannot afford to run around in malls. I don’t know a single person who acts anything like these people, and I know some pretty idiotic people; I live in Ohio. Heidi Montag and Lauren Conrad need to take their shoes off, and beat the crap out of each other one day. Not a cat fight; an all out bitch-scrap.

Stephanie Pratt came out to Us Magazine about how she feels about Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag’s imminent, yet off and on, wedding plans. I realize that it’s really none of anyone’s business anyway you look at it, but isn’t publicly speculating about your brother’s relationship with someone kind of rude? If my brother started telling the newspaper that me and so and so weren’t ready for marriage, or that maybe we should re-think things, I’d probably pour sugar in his gas tank. Then again… I’m from the South. Either way, isn’t there some sort of Hollywood Etiquette to apply to this? From Us Magazine:

“Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have a lot of work to do before they walk down the aisle.

So says Pratt’s younger sister, Stephanie.

“I love them both so much, but I don’t think they’re ready to get married,” she said on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show Monday.

“They’re perfect for each other,” she added. “Spencer loves her — I’ve never seen him love someone so much.”

But when Seacrest asked if the notoriously on-and-off duo would be together forever, Stephanie replied, “Stay together? I don’t know.”

She said the couple’s biggest problem is that they get “jealous … One’s a little nicer.”

When Seacrest asked who is nicer, she replied, “Spencer is the sweeter person.”

Would Montag ever cheat? Stephanie wouldn’t say, but if she did, watch out. “I’d kill her!” Stephanie vowed.

Stephanie also opened up about reconciling with Lauren Conrad. (Stephanie once confronted her at a club for feuding with Heidi and Spencer.)

Stephanie said she felt compelled to apologize to Conrad on last week’s Hills episode because the two were in the same computer class.

“I was like, ‘I’m scared to death of this girl!’” Pratt said. “I knew I had to apologize — the class is 9 weeks! If I hadn’t, it would’ve been the worst 9 weeks of my life!”

She said Spencer was “genuinely mad” when he found out the two were pals and that she went to Lauren’s 22nd birthday party.

On tonight’s episode, he “makes me cry hysterically,” Stephanie said.

Still, she insisted, “I don’t think I was at fault… I did become friends with Lauren and went to her birthday party. If became friends with Audrina, I’d go to her birthday party, too!”

She also said she wants to bring Lauren and Heidi together.

In a future episode, she said she gets them to appear in the same room together.

Though “there was no speaking,” she said she is hopeful she can help them reconcile.

“My best friend since the seventh grade and I had the biggest falling out, and we just became friends again, so I am optimistic,” Stephanie said.

As for Stephanie and Conrad, she said “[we're] good friends. We’re gonna be taking another class together.”"

This relationship is fake, on the other hand. “Reality Show” romance? Puh-lease. So many people have admitted they were acting after the fact. “The Producers” sit each of these “reality show ‘guests’” down, and are like, “So today, you call her a bitch, and then… pull her hair!” The only reality show I ever saw that I might have even considered to be real, was I Love New York 2, because Pretty called New York out on having a bad weave. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag? They get my Official Stamp of Synthetic, –kind of like Pam’s boobs.

By the way, for those of you who don’t know who Stephanie Pratt is yet, you can get a really great description from The Evil Beet.

…As if it were ever actually going to happen, of course. The so-called “reality” show celebrities have called off their engagement/wedding. Personally, I doubt if there was ever going to be a wedding anyway; most reality shows are total BS. The Hills is one of the things I avoid watching on television. Personally, cartoons are just more fulfilling. From TMZ:

” TMZ has learned that the royal wedding of the year is O-F-F! *crickets* *snickering* *chortling*

An MTV insider tells us that America’s favorite couple, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, have come to their collective senses and called off their impending nuptials (which were never going to happen anyway) … for now. As for their relationship, they’re still together … for now. At least until season four!

What’s that you say? We had you at Speidi?”

Eh, the two looked dorky together anyway. And since they’re still technically together, there’s really not much harm done, technically. Maybe Spencer and Heidi will finally get back together, have some cute little blonde babies and move back to Stepford.