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Rihanna Crashes Wedding With Slutty Behavior

rihannasideboob5.jpgRihanna is a talented singer, and beautiful woman; but at age 19, you can expect a lot of immaturity. When she showed up dressed for a music video to her cousin’s wedding, showing off her tits, and waving and blowing kisses to fans on the way into a church, she was naturally asked to leave. It’s a shame that by being related to a celebrity, you have to have your whole damned wedding ruined by someone who probably only left the house so people could take pictures of her ass anyway. From The National Enquirer:

“The 19-year-old singer went to her cousin Nigel Alstrom’s wedding in Barbados on Oct. 27. But before the happy couple even cut the cake, she was asked to take her on-display breasts and her diva attitude and get out, say sources.

Rihanna is known for dressing very sexy - but no one expected her to show up at a wedding dressed like she was on stage,” declared a family insider. “She was the center of attention instead of the bride - and the bride and groom got upset!”

The entertainer also put on a show - blowing kisses to fans as she entered the church.

“She would have been more low-key, dressed appropriately and not have had such a ’star attitude,’” said the family insider.

“She had words with her aunt and mother, and she was asked to leave.”

“She asked what was she supposed to do - come dressed in a paper bag? Rihanna agreed to leave.””

I’m sorry, but that kind of behaviour sounds like something a drunk aunt might pull. And you know, ladies and gentlemen, Anni here is from the South, and we don’t play that down here. You show up to one of my weddings trying to outdo me, and I’ll wait till the justice isn’t looking and knock that cheap Cover Girl lipstick off your teeth. Although celebrities aren’t known for their class, or good judgment, Rihanna gets a free pass this once because she’s still a teen. A little advice, as always; next time, try having some respect for people, Rihanna, especially your family.

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer…. Isn’t he gay?

Ok I know that I’m a girl and that the guys out there think Jessica is hot. And I know that she can sing. If you like “pop rock”, then yeah she has a good voice. But come on John Mayer! Doesn’t John Mayer have other things to do??? Please don’t tell me that he is another Nick Lachey who is just looking for well… Jessica Simpson!!!
This relationship, if it can even be called that, has the staying
power of a piece of winterfresh gum (ie: very little staying power).

About a month ago both of their press agents were screaming that they were not together.
Now Jessica is jumping on his bus like she is one of his backup singers. Actually, are backup singers even allowed onto the bus. I dont know a thing about this stuff. I just feel bad for the two of them. Its obvious that neither one wants to be seen together. Well according to Tmz.com the two were seen at Nobu on Tuesday evening and
barely said a word to one another. This doesnt surprise me at all.
Im sure John tried to initiate some sort of intelligent conversation
only to have Jessica reply by shouting, ooh! shiny, when she saw
her fork. What Im trying to get across here is that this couple makes no sense
in any way, shape, or form. Clearly this is a PR blitz. What genius PR rep
thought that this would be the best way to make America love Jess once
again?

Oh well I guess in about 3 months I’ll just be writing about her again as a tragic breakup…. :)