In honor of this week’s most devastating break-up, between Walk the Line star, Reese Witherspoon and hubby, Ryan Phillippe; the Friday wRAP up will be set to the tune of Johnny Cash’s “Ring of Fire”. Enjoy!
His Marriage is almost gone
to a wife that’s legally blonde
Ryan was a little bit horny-ish
Then he met..Abbie Cornish
He fell in to a cheating ring of desire
He went down down down (on her)
and his wife called him a liar
and it sucks sucks sucks
she threw him out
she threw him out
Now he’ll take half her dollar(s)..
but that’s okay she’s got an Oscar
Her bootstraps..he will lick…
because he went with his dick..
He fell into a cheating ring of desire
His career went down down down
and he had to retire
and it sucks sucks sucks
he cheated on her…
he cheated on her.
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