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Yes, I know… what else is new? This is the fourth time now, and honestly, I really do wonder at the men that are marrying her? Do they expect to be the ones raking in the cash after the divorce? I swear, it’s like they get married, and then there’s a race to the divorce lawyers. Pre-nup? Never! In these days, a pre-nup would defeat the whole purpose of getting married. Which is of course, to screw someone, nicely, out of their money and belongings. From People:

“With 50 attendants and a $1 million diamond ring, Ivana Maria Trump married Rossano Rubicondi Saturday before 500 friends and family members at Mar-a-Lago, the Palm Beach estate of her ex, Donald Trump.

“I am so happy my friends from around the world came to be with me on my wedding day,” Ivana Trump told PEOPLE before the ceremony.

Under a 15-ft. arch covered in orchids and roses, Trump, 59, and Rubicondi, 35, an Italian model-actor she has dated for six years, shared short kisses after exchanging vows. The ceremony was conducted by Judge Maryanne Trump Barry, The Donald’s sister, and was attended by the man himself.

Their sons, Donald Jr., 30, and Eric, 24, gave the bride away, while daughter Ivanka, 26, served as mom’s maid of honor.

Taking inspiration from A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Trump was prepared for a colorful night with three pink dresses: a silk Zuhair Murad wedding gown, a cocktail dress and a dinner dress.

Guests, including actor George Hamilton and Kathy and Rick Hilton, will dine in the gold and white Grand Ballroom amid thousands of flowers, the same room where Donald and Melania Trump hosted their wedding dinner three years ago. A 12-ft.-high chocolate wedding cake was flown in from Germany.

Also imported: the 24-piece orchestra, which flew in from Paris. Says wedding planner Cheryl Clisby: “It proves that no matter what the age of the bride, she gets whatever she wants on her wedding day.”

As for how the bride – who was wed to Donald Trump for more than 13 years – is approaching her new marriage, she told PEOPLE last fall at her engagement party: “It just feels right. I have no fears.” She called her fiancé “a great guy with a lot of talent” who “always has a smile on his face.”

For Rubicondi, he’s in as much awe. “She’s an amazing woman. Beautiful, smart, sexy, powerful, successful, young in spirit,” he told PEOPLE. “We have fun together – otherwise I wouldn’t be getting married!”"

Donald Trump actually went to the wedding? God, what a circus. If marriage is a “I bet I can f*ck you, faster than you can f*ck me” contest, then the wedding is the preemptive winner’s celebration. Notice how the bride always has the most stuff? That’s because she knows who’s going to win. On the other hand, Ivana and Rossano have known each other for six years, so maybe …and I stress “maybe”, they actually give a shit about each other, but folks, I’m not holding my breath. By the way, has anyone else noticed that the Trumps are closer than a lot of other celebrity families?

Oh say it isn’t so! Donald Trump is involved with a nude minor, Chanell Elaine Hallett serving his brand of vodka at some bash, according to a random tabloid out here in Internet land. The party was held by 944 Magazine, which according to a document found online is the “official lifestyle magazine of 2008 Arizona Super Bowl Host Committee.” The event was also supposed to be used to promote “Trump Super Premium Vodka,” which is of course, a PR developed product of the Trump Organization.

As extra fun, the featured hostesses would be body-painted models; small time celebrities, but sexy little split-tails any way around it. One of said models was Chanell, perhaps or perhaps not un-beknownst to the employers, a minor at the time of employment, however close she was to turning 18, it matters not because she was still attending a big crowd event and promoting vodka. The legal technicalities of this might differ state to state but either way, would you want your 17-18 year old daughter promoting vodka -naked- to grown men?

Donald Trump is involved with a nude minor…

Attached is a photo of the girl, and of her supposed ID, –I noticed that the license not expiring until 2055 was a little suspect, but looked around, and apparently, that’s actually how it works over there. I know it’s off topic, but that’s pretty cool. You could be old and grey before you need to get a new DL. Anyway, the two photos look a lot alike, so this one is probably for serious. Donald Trump might not be the one to take the fall, or the PR at the Trump organization. Even so, someone’s going to definitely have something to explain at the corporate office for 944 Magazine. Click here to read the rest at TheDirty, and let us know what you think.

It seems like Britney Spears has finally got the sugar daddy she doesn’t — I mean, totally deserves. Donald Trump himself has offered to take her on, and “revive” her career. Good luck, Mr. Trump. I hope he’s prepared for chemical withdrawals.

TMZ says:

“Armed with the searing insight that she’s a “[bleeping] mess,” Trump tells Page Six that he’s “negotiating” with Brit-Brit about appearing on his “Celebrity Apprentice” and that he’s also “thinking about” having Paris Hilton on the show, though, says Lord Combover, “I don’t know if we’re going to do it.” As for Brit and Paris‘ comrade-in-wreckitude, Lindsay Lohan, Trump says he’s going to contact her this week about the show.”

Paris Hilton’s representative says he is unaware of any deal developing right now, and, big surprise, Britney and Lindsay’s representatives weren’t available. I’ll keep my eyes peeled for you guys. This would make one -hell- of a show.

10. Do you remember Brandy? You know … -sings a little- “The boy is mine…”? R&B hotty from the 90’s? Well, once upon a time, an ex-beau called her a–… well, a not so very nice name. Supposedly she found the perfect way to pay him back. Scratching his car. A little weak, don’t you think?

9. The teenage singer, Charlotte Church was furious with her ex-boyfriend, Steven Johnson, in 2004 for hitting her hurt song, Casualty Of Love, back with his own track, It’s All Over, accusing her of cheating. Sound familiar? It’s at number nine, because it’s been done. By better artists.

8. Credit Suisse may not have wanted to bail out Trump Hotel Casino Resorts, Donald Trump’s broke casino company, but an internet gambling site called Casino Fortune is ready to give up the $400 million that his company needs. Who is promoting and advising on the deal? Mr. Wallis, owner of Casino Fortune has hired Stacie J., a reject from Mr. Trump’s show, The Apprentice.

7. In May of this year, Rosie flipped out on “The View” with co-host, Elisabeth Hasselbeck. An old friend of Rosie O’Donnell, Janette Barber, who used to work on The Rosie O’Donnell Show, figured Rosie was in need of some retribution. So she went into the studios of The View, and drew mustaches on all the photos of Hasselbeck on the wall.

6. Who does Paris Hilton blame for her jail sentence? Could it be… Martians? Liberace? Michael Jackson? Or … her lawyer? Yea… Guess who’s probably getting fired. Poor guy. But her representative says no way. We’ll see.

5. During Ryan Seacrest’s morning radio show, Nick Carter gave an earful about his dating Ashlee Simpson, a vengeful stab in Paris Hilton’s direction, after she supposedly cheated on him with Chad Michael Murray, who, according to Carter, was cheating Sophia Bush. Drama…

4. Dean McDermott… Tori Spelling’s new husband, has a particularly creative ex-wife. Mary Jo Eustace, after being cheated on with Tori Spelling, the “has been” and “never was”, decided to write a story; “My Husband Left Me For Tori Spelling,” after he came back from doing the Lifetime movie, told his wife, “We’re soul mates. [Tori] She loves me unconditionally . . . I don’t love you any more. And I don’t respect you. I haven’t for a very long time.” Good god. Could that guy be much more of a pig? Read about the slimy sleaze bag in The Other Woman.

3. Number three, is Nick Lachey, ever so sexy even in his sad song about his divorce with Jessica Simpson. The video, “What’s Left Of Me”, in which a Jessica look alike and he watch all of the possession they’ve acquired during their marriage disappear, with the Jessica impersonator disappearing last, is meant to describe the falling apart of their lives.

2. Britney Spears, way back before she starting getting knocked up, used to be Justin Timberlake’s significant other, for more than four years. Angry at your ex? Write a song about it, and make a video that makes her look like a cheater. Justin did. And it was a hit! Need to retaliate? Write a crappier, less popular song like Britney did:

“Once upon a time there was a little boy who tried so hard to be down.
Playing me publicly, twisting the story, see, made it the talk of the town.”
Then she sings: “Cry me..Cry me…done. Here’s a bridge to walk over it too.”

Ouch!

1. Soo… we’re finally at number one! Who’s the craziest she-b**** of all time? … Well… do you remember TLC? Of course you do. Well, Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes used to date the receiver of the Atlanta Falcons, Andre Rison. And day-um! did those two fight. After one argument, Left Eye tossed all of Andre’s teddy bears into the bathtub, doused them with lighter fluid, and set them on fire! Then, in the early, early hours of June 9th, 1994, (a year after an argument had led to gunplay), the couple had another fight, which ended in throwing punches, and Rison ran from the house. After that, Left Eye Lopes started another fire in the bathtub. But oops! She reflected later, “This wasn’t the same bathtub.”

No duh? The tub melted, and Andre’s house went up in flames. …Eesh. What pissed her off so much? Left Eye had found a box full of sneakers. Andre had apparently bought twenty pairs, she explained later, “and there were no size fours!”

Lisa Lopes, Left Eye, from TLC wins the Best Celebrity Revenge reward! RIP, Wild Child.

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