Entries Tagged 'Dina Lohan' ↓
July 20th, 2008 — Dina Lohan, Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson
Say what you will about Lindsay Lohan’s mom, Dina Lohan but she loves her kid and just wants her to be happy. She has welcomed Lindsay’s girlfriend, Samantha Ronson into their family and considers her like another daughter. From People,
“I love Samantha,” Dina Lohan told reporters. “She’s like a child to me. They’re great friends and as long as my daughter is happy and healthy, it is what it is.” Ronson, wearing her usual skinny jeans and shirt, spun a mix of ’80s tunes and current hits throughout the night, and Lohan, in a slinky multi-colored sequined dress, jammed alongside her. Lohan spent the evening, drink-free, texting friends on her phone, playing with Ronson’s deejay equipment and posing for pictures.”
It’s nice to know that whatever has been said about their family in the past or what her mother has done (and I’m not denying that her parents haven’t always been poster children for good parenting), they can still all come together at the end of the day and want what’s best for each other. I too have said in the past that Samantha seems to be really good for Lindsay and that whatever it is that they’ve got goin on, it seems to be working out for both of them. They are clearly over the moon about each other when they’re together and Lindsay has managed to stay out of the papers for her public intoxication for quite some time. Yep, sounds good to me!
April 12th, 2008 — Dina Lohan, Lindsay Lohan, Michael Lohan
Dina Lohan is not the most celebrated parent in the world, for her obvious missteps in raising her daughter, Lindsay Lohan. I’ve compared her in the past to some pretty classic screw-ups, such as Lynne Spears, and she’s definitely on my Worst Celebrity Parents list, which pretty much starts with Angelina Jolie. Yes, I know, shame on me for not promoting child collecting and pseudo political promotion. Anyway, Michael Lohan has re-opened his divorce case with Dina Lohan, because apparently she did not exactly fulfill all the agreements. From Us Magazine:
“Michael Lohan says he plans to reopen his divorce against his ex-wife Dina, claiming that she has made it “hard as hell” for him to see their three children.
“I gave her the family house, all the furniture and the $200,000 she owed me just so that I could see my kids and have a relationship with them,” Michael tells New York’s Daily News.
He says Lindsay’s grandparents also haven’t seen their granddaughter “even though my father is dying, and my mother was in a car accident on Easter.
“[Dina] told me, ‘It’s up to the kids if they want to see their grandparents,’” he adds. “But she’s made no effort to put them in touch or make this happen.”
Michael also says Dina’s upcoming E! reality show was — gasp! – his idea.
“It’s the exact same show I pitched,” he claims. “She even used my title.”
On Monday, Michael released a statement to Usmagazine.com, insisting that “Lindsay has NOTHING to do with me opening my divorce case or any other suits that are being filed against Dina.”
He said that “Dina uses people, gets what she wants and then turns her back on them or claims the ideas were hers all along. She thinks the law doesn’t apply to her or her family since they always get away with things and use Lindsay’s name to do it.”"
This is most likely the case, but whoa… Lindsay doesn’t visit her dying grandparents?! Wow, that’s harsh. Right, it is up to Lindsay, who is an adult, and Dina is an idiot who obviously refuses to be held accountable for anything; so why doesn’t this supposedly reformed party girl get off her ass and go see her family? Personal issues, maybe. I hope Michael Lohan fries Dina when this case re-opens. I’ve never liked the wench, personally.
August 18th, 2007 — Dina Lohan, Divorce, Mike Lohan
The long, drawn out, –completely unnecessarily publicised, divorce between Lindsay Lohan’s parents, Dina and Michael, is has officially been finalised. I thought it might never end; between Dina’s absolutely flaky behaviour, having raised an utterly idiotic daughter, and the fact that Michael looks like someone you’d tell your kids not to talk to, they seem like a match made in Heaven.
“…the judge actually complimented the couple…”
Hours ago, a Long Island just made his final judgment on the divorce proceedings between the Lohans, and granted Dina the terms she had wanted. A source said that the judge actually complimented the couple by saying they had done the right thing for their kids, and for working hard to get the details settled. ….What the hell could this man possibly be talking about? The Lohan kids are practically role models. And parents like those are of course, naturally adept at the job that is parenting. Oh yeah, they’re all real icons of the community.
There has been no mention of what the custody agreement is supposed to look like, and the couple are returning to court next month to settle that end of it, for now.
July 31st, 2007 — Angelina Jolie, Angie Everhart, Brad Pitt, Dina Lohan, Faith Hill, Jennifer Aniston, Joe pesci, Kelly Osbourne, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Rob Schneider, Tim McGraw
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are rumoured to be heading to Berlin with their four children. They bought a large apartment in east Berlin back in February, and according to one British newspaper who may or not be the best source for actual news, Brad wants to design a home south of Berlin, so Brad and Angelina can raise their children in a quieter atmosphere. According to The Daily Mirror, Brad said:
“We bought this beautiful house in Berlin, and another one I am trying to design myself close to Potsdam.
We already have so many projects waiting and I am trying to travel and get inspiration all over the world and prepare myself.
We also don’t want our kids to go to school in Hollywood - it will be best if they can go to school in Berlin. We love the city. Berlin is so quiet and balanced, away from paparazzi.”
…looks like Angelina is just running away from Jen…
Hm. It sounds to me that after Angelina’s attitude against Brad’s ex-wife; Jennifer Aniston, her stress issues, health problems, that they’re looking for a quick fix to resolve their marital problems. It certainly looks like Angelina is just running away from Jen. Well, if moving across the globe helps, then more power to them, but usually, uprooting just means your dragging your problems with you.
Kelly Osbourne’s secret plans to completely ruin the musical ‘Chicago’ for everyone…
Rob Schneider gets right back in Dina Lohan’s face, after she was bitching about him impersonating her daughter, Lindsay, on The Tonight Show.
Joe Pesci, the ultimate movie mobster, and Angie Everhart, Sports Illustrated model, and notorious for dating royalty, are … engaged. Weird, eh?
An insane fan reaches up, and grabs Tim McGraw’s crotch; wife Faith Hill goes off on her. Watch the video!
Paris Hilton screws herself, and entire extended family out of their inheritance.
July 28th, 2007 — Angelina Jolie, Bono, Brad Pitt, Britney Spears, Bruce Willis, Demi Moore, Dina Lohan, Kate Moss, Kevin Federline, Lindsay Lohan, Michael Lohan, Nicole Richie, Penelope Cruz, Pete Doherty, Rumer Willis

Kate Moss is still planning on eventually moving away from Pete Doherty. You know, after all the heroin implants they’ve been through together…
Nicole Richie is whisked away to jail for a whopping four days for her DUI charges. I wonder how long before she gets a mysterious illness too?
Britney Spears takes her children for a vacation in Las Vegas without getting Kevin’s permission, as per necessary in their custody agreement; where Britney’s bodyguard beats the hell out of a photographer, and accidentally injures Britney’s toddler.
Bono and Penelope Cruz are getting all snuggly. They weren’t avoiding the spotlight at all; holding hands and smiling at the paparazzi, on Club 55 harbour beach.

Lindsay Lohan’s dead beat dad, Michael Lohan, has to pay Dina Lohan $500 a week. Couldn’t keep that cute Parent Trap act going, huh Lindsay?
Rumer Willis; daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis, was caught in a drug bust in a Maryland hotel. Rumer however, has already been pretty clear about her level of class, when she was photographed eating condoms.

Angelina Jolie is miserable because her movie ‘A Mighty Heart’ was a box office failure, and made a mere $9 million on opening. Look out Brad, before she adopts some more third world babies!
“Stupid Girls” lyrics, by P!nk.