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Jessica Alba Has Herpes! Ew!

97ebd520-d8a5-4836-8b0d-967b47509facwidec.jpgWe all thought Jessica Alba was one hell of a hotty. Turns out, she’s actually quite a… well, “notty.” The latest bit of gossip about Jessica Alba is that she has Herpes, and that she got it from Derek Jeter of the NY Yankees, infamous for his celebrity flings. Which of course implies that he’s been giving out one of those dirty little gifts that keep on giving, to quite a few celebrity women. From what L.A. Rag Mag says, sounds like there’s a herpes outbreak in Hollywood. Ewww.

“We’re going to apologize in advance to all the straight men out there, for ruining their Jessica Alba fantasies, but here goes…..

Jessica Alba(before she was Jessica Alba) used to date Derek Jeter, the serial celebrity dater, who plays for the NY Yankees. Well, our source who worked for one of their camps, had to refill her Valtrex prescription for her on a regular basis! Guess who she got it from…that’s right…dirty Derek Jeter.

You know what this means don’t YOU?!! All of his other famous relationships could have contracted the STD TOO! Derek’s most famous sexual conquest include Mariah Carey, Jessica Alba, Vanessa Minnillo and most recently Jessica Biel. Which means JT could have it AAAHHH!!”

Now that’s just nasty. True, could be nothing but a rumour, but… still… Gross.