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As much as I love both of her parents, what were Bruce Willis and Demi Moore thinking when they decided that the child of two of the biggest stars in the world should be named Rumer?!? Okay, now that that’s off my chest, yes, Rumer Willis has indeed begun sparking rumors of her own. The latest (and to my recollection,) the first, rumor to be heard about the young lady is that she’s a lesbian. Because that seems to be the hot topic around the town of Tinseltown lately. From Contact Music,

“RUMER WILLIS is happy to let gossips spread false rumours she is gay, because it gives her something to laugh about.
The single actress, who is the daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, insists she is most definitely not a lesbian, but isn’t threatened by the suggestions she prefers girls to boys.
She tells the forthcoming issue of PageSix magazine, “If people call me a lesbian because I have short hair and I wear jeans instead of dresses, then by all means run with it. I think it’s hilarious. I like guys.”

Well, I really try not to generalize and stereotype, especially when I’m speaking publicly but Rumer really does look like a lesbian! I am always sort of confused when I look at pictures of her. She reminds me so much of her mom and yet, I think Rumer is especially unattractive and I think Demi Moore is one of the most stunning starlets Hollywood will ever see. So as to whether she’s gay or not, it doesn’t matter to me but I wish to God she would stop wearing those hideous bubble skirts!

Okay well of course Cher doesn’t actually want to be Demi Moore since the two women couldn’t be more different. Except in one area that is - the age they like their men! It seems just as Moore found her true love in Ashton Kutcher, Cher may have found the same in her new beau, Tim Medvetz. Cher is twenty four years this man’s senior but no matter how much younger than she is, he definitely has an interesting story. Medvetz is a biker guy, complete with facial hair, that loves whiskey and fried chicken. Six years ago he was in a serious bike accident that left him in a wheelchair for six months. Obviously not one to be discouraged, he still vowed to climb Mt. Everest. And he did! After one unsuccessful attemp, Medvetz was one of the privileged few to be able to leave his footprint on top of the great mountain.

But the story gets even more interesting. The National Enquirer has reported that the two are planning on getting married! From Celebitchy,

“As for Cher and Medvetz’s plans to marry, the Enquirer says they plan to marry “in a quickie Las Vegas ceremony by the end of the year,” and that Cher is asking him to sign a prenup first to protect her assets. There’s not much detail about either statement and the article focuses more on Medvetz’s background and their courtship.”

I have no idea how long these two have been dating but I seriously doubt that the Enquirer has their facts right on this one. Not only did the title they use insinuate that Cher was already married but she never actually says in the interview that they’re planning a wedding. Who knows? Perhaps they are getting married. I honestly wouldn’t know how to predict the outcome of this one, though.

This is definitely marked on my list of “Grossest Things I’ve Seen Today.” Christina Aguilera is breastfeeding her son, Max and is partly doing it for reasons that have nothing to do with the infant’s nutrition. From The Pop Crunch Show,

“Christina Aguilera has a “Dirty” plan for hanging on to her ample post-pregnancy bosom. Christina “loves her fuller cleavage,” which she credits to breastfeeding, and she “wants to keep it as long as she can,” according to a Star Magazine spy. The “Fighter” singer is so enthralled with her E-cup cleave she’s decided to keep breastfeeding her five month old son Max until he turns two.

“Christina knows lots of women breastfeed until their kids are two years old-she even heard that Demi Moore did it.”

Well, if Demi did it, it must be okay. I actually have no problem with feeding your little tyke however long you think is appropriate. However, those things are not attractive! I’m a big fan of Christina’s but honey, you gotta put those ladies away! You can actually see the veins in them and who wants to look at that? Well, Christina apparently. The other issue is that an 18-month old doesn’t need the same amount of milk that a five-month old does so they are going to get smaller, even if she does decide to continue on for another year and a half. I thought she was being cute when she appeared on Ellen’s show a few months back and giggled about how it was obvious that she was breastfeeding but to flaunt those ugly things? Yuck! Sweetheart, do us all a favor and keep your looks G-Rated. It’s so much classier.

It’s true, mention the word “celebrity” and automatically people think of someone that is rich, famous, spoiled and more often than not, stupid. These may be generalizations but there are lots of celebrities out there that prove this to be very true. Here are the top stories of stupid celebrities this week.

Jamie Lynn Spears attended a teen party this week with her fiance Casey Aldridge when he got into a physical fight with some of the other boys after they had had a few too many drinks. Spears, trying to break the fight up, got caught in the middle and was injured in her mouth when it was met with an elbow. I don’t begrudge her for trying to break up a fight but should a pregnant mom-to-be attend such a party? It’s different if you’re an adult but she’s 17 for heaven’s sakes! Those kinds of things generally tend to happen at those parties, which makes this just plain stupid.

And speaking of young celebs acting their age, Ashton Kutcher has come out saying that he doesn’t watch his wife’s Demi Moore’s sex scenes in movies claiming that he doesn’t want to believe that she’s into someone else. Is he not an actor himself? Does he not know that that’s her work? Oh right, he’s like 12. And stupid.

And speaking of immature, Gerard Butler has had some disgusting analogies when he denies dating Cameron Diaz. Read the story for full details but let’s suffice it to say that it involves him doing rude things with a dog.
Heather Mills has been trying hard to get herself into the papers lately with her recent divorce settlement from Paul McCartney. She’s not speaking out about him but she does make comments about how she’s happy he has other girlfriends now and that she’s happy to not be with him. I think that feeling’s mutual Heather. Not only are these comments stupid but her desperate attempt to stay in the limelight is pathetic.

Rob Lowe’s chef has been fired for among other things, having sex in his boss’ bed. When you’re working for a huge actor and getting paid major bucks, would you really want to risk it with something like this? And how gross is that?!? Stupid!

Tori Spelling has decided that it’s time to appear in the news for something other than getting shafted in her dad’s will. She has now stripped down to a bikini in a photo shoot with Startraks, a photo agency in Beverly Hills to reveal her pregnant belly. From SFGate,

“The 34-year-old wife of actor Dean McDermott follows in the footsteps of stars including Demi Moore and Christina Aguilera, who famously revealed all during the latter stages of their pregnancies.

At the shoot for Life and Style magazine, Spelling said, “So far I’ve gained 25 pounds and am loving my body! I’m eating whatever my body tells me it needs and wants.

“I love my growing belly and the curves I’m taking on.”

Spelling and McDermott were married in 2006 and already have one son, Liam, who turned one this past March. Besides extending their growing family, Spelling and McDermott also star in Tori and Dean: Inn Love, which is a really bad reality TV show where they live the lives of innkeepers while showcasing their personal lives at the same time. The worst thing about the show is that it shows just how stupid Tori really is. Remember when she played Donna from 90210? Think the early years before the writers decided to give her some sense of what was going on in the world. The real Donna isn’t that much different.

Spelling and McDermott are expecting a little girl in June.

TMZ spied Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson strolling along together with their son, Ryder, in West Village. The ex-couple look fairly comfortable with each other, so perhaps some sort of reunion may be in the making. We can all hope for the best. From TMZ:

“Not even something like le divorce can stop Kate Hudson and her ex-husband Jesus of Nazareth Chris Robinson from making like a happy family. Coffee for three?!

The former couple were snapped walking around the West Village on Sunday, with their adorable son Ryder. He has his mother’s hair!

Apparently, Kate and Chris are the latest graduates of the Bruce & Demi Breakup Academy.”

Granted, I realize that just because they’re near each other doesn’t mean that Kate and Chris want to rush back into each other’s arms and adopt more kids…. But on the other hand, most celebrity ex’s avoid each other like the plague. So who knows…

While the matter is still a bit murky, it’s entirely possible that Jennifer Aniston is jumping on the recent train of Hollywood actresses dating men quite a bit younger than they are themselves. Jen, who is 38, recently took a Mexican beach vacation with British hottie Orlando Bloom, who is 30. While it’s not quite as dramatic as the fifteen year age difference between Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher, 8 years is nothing to sneeze at.

Jen… recently took a Mexican beach vacation with… Orlando Bloom…”

Of course, Jen may also be positioning herself to challenge Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s ownership of the “powercouple” title that they’ve held virtually unchallenged for oh-so-many months. I can’t imagine that she’s not rankled by the Brangelina phenomenon; I know I would be. Besides, Jenlando has kind of a nice ring to it.

Kate Moss is still planning on eventually moving away from Pete Doherty. You know, after all the heroin implants they’ve been through together…

Nicole Richie is whisked away to jail for a whopping four days for her DUI charges. I wonder how long before she gets a mysterious illness too?

Britney Spears takes her children for a vacation in Las Vegas without getting Kevin’s permission, as per necessary in their custody agreement; where Britney’s bodyguard beats the hell out of a photographer, and accidentally injures Britney’s toddler.

Bono and Penelope Cruz are getting all snuggly. They weren’t avoiding the spotlight at all; holding hands and smiling at the paparazzi, on Club 55 harbour beach.

Lindsay Lohan’s dead beat dad, Michael Lohan, has to pay Dina Lohan $500 a week. Couldn’t keep that cute Parent Trap act going, huh Lindsay?

Rumer Willis; daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis, was caught in a drug bust in a Maryland hotel. Rumer however, has already been pretty clear about her level of class, when she was photographed eating condoms.

Angelina Jolie is miserable because her movie ‘A Mighty Heart’ was a box office failure, and made a mere $9 million on opening. Look out Brad, before she adopts some more third world babies!

“Stupid Girls” lyrics, by P!nk.