This whole foursome is just weird. The whole Beckham/Cruise clan showing up everywhere together and doing really weird, personal things together is just a little too icky for my liking. But, Tommy-boy now wants to council Victoria about her marriage to David. Apparently, Tom had some very good points that Posh is going to seriously consider. Please. One of these ‘good points’ is that the two (Vicks and Becks) need to make a point of making time together because time apart can cause marriage a lot of stress. Does he realize that Victoria and David have been married for 10 years and have 3 children together? Not to mention the fact that they’re both mega-stars and might realize the stresses that brings to a relationship? This is what The Daily Express has to say about it via Celebitchy,

“TOM CRUISE has become a self-appointed “relationship guru” to his good friends David and Victoria Beckham. The Hollywood actor, who is himself in a happy marriage with actress Katie Holmes, has been counselling Posh and Becks on how best to stay happy while juggling diverging careers, we hear.

A friend revealed that Tom’s pep talk has since had a “profound effect” on Victoria, 35, who is looking to make things easier for David during this tough time in his career.

“After an evening with David, Tom decided to have a friendly chat with Victoria about the family’s future, saying it was because he cared so much about all of them,” revealed a source.

“They love each other dearly but Tom is a big believer in talking about issues . He could see they were both worried about the future and what it might hold.”

The Mission Impossible actor is understood to be concerned that the former Spice Girl – who runs a successful fashion empire from her home in the US – will want to stay in Los Angeles while her husband, 35, heads back to Europe.

“He talked to her about David ageing, his football career, the pressures of disgruntled fans, his loneliness when away from the family and how time apart is how marriages can fall apart,” adds the source.

“Victoria knows that Tom has a point because she saw how their recent trip to the Seychelles really improved their relationship. It seems his heart to heart made a huge impact on her.”

I am tempted to laugh at this entire thing and shrug it off as a bad phony story made up on a slow news day. But Tom Cruise is so freakin condescending, I can just see him sitting Victoria down to have a heart-to-heart. Looking down at her with a frown on his face, shaking his head, acting like he’s God. And then, what’s she going to say about it? That the guy’s a moron and she really hopes that they can break off this life-long friendship soon?

And what could Victoria and David Beckham really have to worry about? The two are so stupidly in love with each other that it’s ridiculous and even if his career is in some sort of rocky patch (I’m not a big soccer follower), it’s not like they’re going to be forced to move their children into a shack. And Tom Cruise is trying to talk to her about it? What has he done recently? His wife is making guest appearances on dance shows and doing one Broadway play. I like Katie Holmes and I’m sure they’re not suffering either but, I don’t think Tom Cruise is in any position to look down on anyone.

I’m sure that Victoria and David are fine. And I’m sure that they’ll continue to be fine. And I really wish that someone would tell Tom Cruise to cram it once and for all.

The last time that David and Victoria Beckham did an ad for Emporio Armani, I thought that it was a little lack-luster. They didn’t seem really ‘into’ each other, they were barely touching and all in all, it just fell a little flat for me. But now they’ve gone and done another one and I must say, it’s pretty hot. Weird. But hot. In this ad Victoria lies across her man with her hair in some kind of funky do while David has some kind of weird grimace on his face. Maybe that’s because he’s lying on a huge hunk of rope.

Victoria does also look like she’s not really at the shoot mentally but that’s pretty normal with any type of modeling as it’s supposed to be about the clothes and not the pretty faces. I’m sure though that Emporio Armani realizes that when it’s David and Victoria, the faces are just too pretty – you have to look. Great shot, way better than the ones they came out with in January! Thanks to Celebrity Dirty Laundry for the pic!

“Cute Couple Alert! Tom and Katie’s adorable three-year-old daughter, Suri, is reportedly quite smitten with the jetsetting Cruz Beckham, 4.

Cruz is the youngest of soccer ace David Beckham’s three sons with his fashionista wife Victoria. The outgoing little guy has become a regular playmate of Suri’s in the two years since their parents became neighbors and friends. In fact, Suri always insists that Katie purchase a chocolate cupcake for Cruz when the kids meet up for their monthly outing at the Crumbs Bake Shop in Beverly Hills.

Blabbing tipsters tell The National Enquirer: “The children arewonderful playmates, and Cruz has become sort of a big brother figure to little Suri. Cruz is always begging Victoria to take him to Suri’s house because he loves jumping on her trampoline and playing on her jungle gym….They’re also both learning French and Spanish, so they practice together. She light’s up whenever he’s around.”

Suri even showed her affection by presenting Cruz with a drawing she made for him in art class: “She drew stick figures of the two of them — hers in pink and his in blue. They were standing inside a gigantic heart, holding hands.”

The ‘rents are tickled pink that Suri has a crush on Cruz.

“They think it’s a hoot,” a friend of the families told The Enquirer this week.”

Looking towards the future, if these two can maintain some sort of friendship at least, I don’t think that would be a bad thing. They do have a lot in common with both sets of parents being uber-famous and all the issues that come with that. And with the most recent baby boom that took place in Hollywood, it sure won’t be surprising to see many celebrity babies start hooking up and forming relationships. Aahh…future generations to gossip about!

David and Victoria Beckham both have no problem inking away on their skin and they generally choose things that are very important to them too – their kids’ names, symbols of each other, etc. Well the Beckster recently decided that he wanted to think of his hot wife every time he looked down at his forearm and so he got her name tattooed on it. But there’s only one problem – it’s spelled wrong. Bahahaha! From Celebitchy,

“America’s leading Hindu scholars are urging top tattoo artists to read up on their Sanskrit after noticing inked text on Rihanna and David Beckham’s skin is misspelled.

According to the experts, Beckham’s tattoo tribute to his wife Victoria is incorrect – as is one of Rihanna’s new spiritual etchings. Acclaimed Hindu statesman Raman Zed says, “We are all for the celebrity interest in Hinduism and our sacred texts, but celebrity tattoo artists worldwide really should undertake some basic training in ancient Sanskrit language and culture to get this right.”

Zed insists it must be embarrassing for the stars when they realize permanent marks on their skin are incorrect. He adds, “Rihanna has two Sanskrit prayer tattoos – her latest is misspelled. And David Beckham has his wife Victoria’s name in Devnagri script, which is commonly used to write Sanskrit, on his arm – its wrong! The tattoo on his left forearm misspells Victoria with an added ‘h’ – as in ‘Vihctoria’.”

But fortunately for stars like Jessica Alba, Tommy Lee and The X Files star Gillian Anderson, their prayer tattoos are all correct. Zed tells WENN, “I won’t tell you what they all mean – because I’m sure they’re very special to the individuals. We are delighted that so many celebrities choose to pay tribute to Hinduism with tattoos. We only ask that the tattoo artists take the trouble to get it right.”

I think the tattoo artist is definitely at fault but I don’t think that you can overlook the blame on David’s part either. If I was going to get a tattoo and it was in another language, you can be damn sure that I’m going to know exactly how it’s supposed to look and what it’s supposed to say. I just don’t trust anyone with my skin enough to leave it up to their good know-how.

“Now that Becks will be “Bending It” in Italy more often than ever, the dashing soccer ace and his fashionista wife, Victoria, are looking forward to unloading their expansive Beverly Hills estate–and despite the housing crunch, they’ve already attracted a pair of interested owners, their old pals TomKat.

The British couple purchased the home for $22 million in 2007 after moving Stateside for a multimillion dollar deal with the Los Angeles Galaxy.

According to Star, Tom and Katie, who live around the corner from the Beckhams, hope to use the property as a guesthouse if they are able reach a deal with the Beckhams.

“They would use the place for visitors, but they don’t want to spend much more than $15 million.”

I get that. I paid too much money for my guest home and I’ve always regretted it. Puh-leaze! This multi-million dollar home is going to be used for a guest house? What, pray tell, is so horrible about Tom and Katie’s house that they can’t have guests stay there? Are they that much better than everyone else that their family and friends aren’t worthy to share the same breathing space as the ridiculous couple? Please. During a time when so many people are losing their jobs and so many families are facing uncertain futures, surely there must be a better way to spend your money than shelling out millions and millions of dollars for a guest home. And then squabbling over a mere 7 mil. Please!

David Beckham

“Despite all the drama surrounding his possible move to AC Milan, Beckham’s still got a smile on his face as he continues to train. The good news is that a decision regarding his future is coming by Friday — according to the MLS commissioner, if a deal isn’t reached by tomorrow, the MLS will not approve a trade.”

Meanwhile, Victoria is seen appearing as the fashion icon that she is in LAX on her way to meet her hubby. Apparently one of the ‘conditions’ for this trial period is that she goes to visit David every week while he’s in Milan. Well, a weekly trip overseas doesn’t actually sound like that much of a compromise to me but then again, I don’t lead the fabulous life of the Beckhams.

David and Victoria Beckham are no strangers to photographs of themselves, taking their clothes off, or Emporio Armani and now the two have come together to sell some underwear for the designer once again with this ad. While I am left somewhat unimpressed by the billboard, that will be displayed in one of the fashion capitals of the world, Milan, today, the Daily Mail seemed to think a little more highly of the photo of the couple. From the Daily Mail,

“First they conquered England and America, now the Beckhams have made it big in Italy thanks to the unveiling of a giant billboard in central Milan today. David and Victoria have peeled off for yet another Armani advertisement, which for the first time features the couple together in a intimate bedroom scene. The latest smouldering image, in which the football star is seen lying across a bed in just his briefs while Posh sits beside him in lacy lingerie, is part of a lucrative deal which worth an estimated £32 million in total.”

Aside from the horrible, Winehouse-like eye makeup on Victoria, I don’t find anything particularly offensive or unpleasant about the picture but I just think that there’s just nothing super-hot about it. This is our first peek into the bedroom of this practically-royal couple and this is what we get?!? I’m not expecting soft porn or anything but this does seem a bit understated. I may have liked to see them at least looking at each other. Or, maybe I’m just not a fan of underwear that costs more than my rent.

“Always the fashionable couple, David and Victoria Beckham posed side-by-side as they released their new scents at Macy’s Herald Square on Friday (September 26).

Despite the rainy New York City weather, nearly 2,000 screaming fans showed up at the department store for the launch of the couple’s fragrance duo, Signature for Him and Signature for Her.

David, who looked handsome in a striped Tom Ford suit, offered up credit to his Spice Girl wife, clad in a Giambattista Valli dress, saying that she was “the brains behind the fragrances.”

Unwilling to take all of the credit, Posh quickly responded by saying, “It’s great for me to be able to create a fragrance for him, but he is much more involved than he gives himself credit for. David has such amazing taste.”

Don’t they both, really? They’re not fashion icons for nothing and even though I’m not that big into fragrances myself, I have no doubt that this one will fly off the shelves and fill Christmas stockings this year! Just one more way that Victoria and David proclaim their love!

Of the two most popular baby showers this week, there was the shower for Jamie Lynn Spears. Sister Britney flew in for it and even though there were still those that were still trying to find something wrong with Britney, really the worse thing she did was smoke. It was nice that she was able to make it to celebrate the coming of her sister’s child. Jamie Lynn looked very happy too!

But that wasn’t the only baby shower this week. Tori Spelling also had a baby shower to prepare for welcoming her second little one. I’m sorry but aren’t you only supposed to have a baby shower for your first? Isn’t it considered a cash grab after that point?

And George Clooney was beaming with girlfriend Sarah Larson on his arm at the birthday party that Giorgio Armani threw for him. But they weren’t the only power couple there. Others included Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes as well as Victoria and David Beckham.

Eric Mabius, Ugly Betty star and his wife, Ivy Sherman are expecting a little brother or sister for their first son, Maxfield Elliott, who is one. They have been trying for some time and Sherman was reportedly quite upset that she had gotten pregnant before the writer’s strike ended.

The Departed star, Mark Wahlberg and his fiancee, Rhea Durham are expecting another baby as well. The pair already has two children, Ella Rae who is 4 and Michael who is 2. The baby is expected sometime in the fall.

And although Victoria Beckham isn’t pregnant yet, she may be showing off a bump soon enough as husband David Beckham recently announced in People that they were ready to have more. The Beckham’s already have three children: Brooklyn who is 8, Romeo who is 5, and Cruz who is 3.

And rumors continue to fly regarding whether or not Ashlee Simpson is pregnant. Ellen DeGeneres had Simpson on her show recently and came right out and asked the question that everyone’s been dying to know the answer to. Simpson once again skirted around the question, making me think that she definitely is pregnant although her new fiance Pete Wentz continues to deny it.

“Suri adores butterflies. Absolutely no expense was spared to make Suri’s birthday the best day of her life.” [Who Attended] “It was immediate family and their closest friends only. There were no celebrities invited to the daytime bash.

All of the cakes were Italian-wedding flavoured, but specifically made without the usual rum. Obviously, they wanted them non-alcoholic since Suri is only two.”

It was a great party,” says an attendee. “Suri was in a really great mood and loved having all the balloons around.” Certainly, when it comes to celebrating his little girl’s big day, money is no object for Tom Cruise! “

So what was the money spent on? Her four-tiered cake cost $5,000 alone and each guest got their own mini cake. Well, I guess that’s a necessity. And because they just didn’t have enough cake hanging around, there were also $230 worth of cupcakes on hand. I guess someone also has a thing for flowers since $17,000 worth of them were also at the scene.

But the big day wasn’t enough for parents Katie and Tom. They also hosted a $45,000 dinner later in the evening for their closest friends that included Jenny McCarthy, Jim Carrey, Will Smith, Jada Pinkett Smith, Eva Longoria Parker, and Victoria and David Beckham.

I really do wonder what her wedding will be like or for that matter, her third birthday.

“David and Victoria Beckham have secretly retaken their marriage vows – and got matching tattoos to celebrate the romantic occasion. Only a handful of friends and family were invited to watch them remarry in the grounds of Beckingham Palace. One said: “We were in tears. It was beautiful and very non-showbiz.” The couple marked the big day by tattooing the ceremony date on their wrists in Roman numerals.”

Not only did the gesture itself ooze romance but the fact that it was a surprise from David to his lovely wife makes it all the more so.  He also took her on a second honeymoon to Paris. While there, David took Victoria to two stores that she thinks are “major”, Azzedine Alaia and Colette. She was then instructed by her hubby to choose whatever she wanted for a second wedding present.

It’s nice that while they’re busy being fashion icons, and having their own perfumes, and conquering the world of sports, they can still take some time out for themselves to reaffirm the love they have for each other and their family.

You know, the first time I saw the picture of Britney Spears, driving with her kid in her lap, I was kind of nostalgic about my own childhood. Who the hell hasn’t been in their parents’ lap while they were driving? It’s actually like a traditional American pastime to teach your kids to drive that way. Anyway, it hardly matters. Take a look at the above picture, and tell me what you see wrong. At least Britney’s kid was in the front of the car. The Beckhams‘ kids weren’t even lucky enough to ride in the trunk. From In Touch:

” We don’t know what they do in Great Britain, but in this country children as young as David and Victoria Beckham’s sons (Brooklyn is 8 and Romeo is 5) shouldn’t be crammed into a sports car like this. Let’s hope Becks didn’t actually drive with the kids like that.”

Am I the only one who notices the plaintive look on David and Victoria Beckham’s kid’s face as he stares plaintively at the camera? He looks like one of those damn kids from Ethiopia. My guess is, he’d like to ride in the front seat. Or at least in the trunk. Say what you will about Britney Spears, and redneck parenting, but my mom never made me ride in a place where you couldn’t even comfortably fit a medium-sized dog. Nice going, Becks!

Well, there’s no doubt it. Celebrity’s just have a way of making us little people look like schmucks…especially on Valentine’s Day. David Beckham, who has been married to Victoria Beckham since 1999 is getting a tattoo for her this Valentine’s Day. The tattoo is going to be in the design of a rose and will be placed on his arm. Celebitchy says,

“David will be having a rose tattooed onto his arm as a declaration of love: the idea shocked Victoria, even if it is not the first time the football player has made a “tribute” to his beloved spouse on his skin.”

Perhaps he will have a little more luck with this tattoo than he did with the other tattoo he has for his beloved wife, which is spelled incorrectly. That tattoo was done on his lower back in Hindi script and below it is Latin writing, which says,

“So that I love and cherish”

according to Celebitchy. Another tattoo that can be spotted on David reflects his fidelity and says,

“I am my beloved’s, and my beloved is mine, that shepherds among the lilies,”

Celebitchy also reports. And his wife isn’t the only one he reserves special tattoos for. Also on his back, he has a guardian angel that is overlooking his children’s names.

Victoria also has tattoos that are near and dear to her heart. The bottom of her spine has four stars, all with eight points. One star is for David and the other three are for her children.

So if you’re stuck for Valentine’s ideas this year, you may consider getting a tattoo…or maybe just stick with chocolate and flowers.

Supposedly, while David was still with Manchester United, in 1998, he started sleeping around with Emma Ryan, model for Page Three, while Victoria was five months pregnant, and they were still engaged. From BBC News in 1998:

“Pregnant Posh Spice, Victoria Adams, is threatening legal action over reports that her fiance David Beckham had been unfaithful.

Earlier this month, it was reported that the Manchester United football star had had secret dates with Page Three model Emma Ryan, 23.
The trysts are said to have taken place while Ms Adams, 24, who is five months pregnant with Beckham’s baby, was away on the Spice Girls‘ world tour and ended when she returned from America.”

Another woman, Sarah Marbeck came forward as well, claiming that she was involved with David Beckham in 2001-02, only two years after the Beckhams had been married. From the Daily Times:

“The Beckhams called in lawyers after a second woman, 29-year-old Malaysian-born Sarah Marbeck, said she had had an affair with Beckham from July 2001, two years after his marriage to the former Spice Girl.”

Celina Laurie, daughter of a vicar in Denmark, also claims that she had a one-night stand with David Beckham, at a hotel, after meeting him in a nightclub in 2002. According to an interview with her and a Danish tabloid, Ekstra Bladet, he just walked right up, and started rubbing her back. From the Copenhagen Post:

“‘David answered the door wearing white Diesel boxer shorts,’ she told the Sunday People. ‘He had a fantastic body. I followed him through to the bedroom where he put his arms around me and kissed me…

‘He didn’t throw me out afterwards, and he let me stay until he got up a bit before 8am. He asked for my telephone number, and I gave it him. Unfortunately, he didn’t give me his, and I haven’t heard from him since.’

According to the report, Ms. Laurie has had no regrets about going public. ‘He should be a man and live up to his responsibilities,’ she added. ‘Maybe all this will make him value his family more. He has everything. He should try to keep it.’”

If she’s so concerned about his responsibilities, why did ‘Miss Laurie’ sleep with him in the first place? God, what a tramp, and even worse; a hypocrite. It’s not like his marriage to Victoria was a secret. Women should be learning all over the world; sleeping with celebrities and then turning into a narc, gets you sued.

Despite all the coverage, and the media hype of the stories emerging from 2004, a lot of it does sound like a few last minute attempts to make David Beckham look even worse; however, there were a few witnesses in each case.

However, Beckham has confessed to his affair with the “Loos” woman. Now, the sleaze-machine is headed to America, so hide your men, girls! Rebecca Loos is supposedly going to try her hand at acting in the U.S., after her successful performances in “Celebrity Love Island” and “The Farm.”

In January, the new Beckham smell will be collecting dust in department store cases, and on pharmacy store shelves at a location near you! Victoria Beckham told Women’s Wear Daily:

“Why is this different from any other celebrity fragrance? The fact that (I) have spent a lot of time checking all the details.”

The perfume industry geniuses say that the new perfumes, including David’s own scent “Instinct”, will generate $100 million in sales this year, and twice as much next year. Once again, something I just have to have! I’ll rush right out and pick up the smell of Spice Girl, and Soccer Jock.

“David and Robbie are perfect to star as the new neighbours’ best friends; the gorgeous, eccentric couple flown over from Blighty (Britain). “We haven’t had that kind of wow for the wives since Jesse Metcalfe left and we want it to cause such a stir when they turn out to be together. “David’s keen, but though the obvious choice was to work with Tom Cruise, we wanted someone who matches him in height and well, Britishness, so Robbie is the one. They’re both funny, game for a laugh and ridiculously macho, so it should work wonderfully… the English are pitch-perfect for sending themselves up.”

I can’t help wonder which one of them will end up being the housewife, hehe.

“Lindsay and her pals have been talking about the Beckhams‘ arrival non-stop. They all reckon David is gorgeous and Lindsay set the challenge to get stuck in. The rich girls all want to meet Becks.”

Call me crazy, but I’m pretty sure David Beckham, being married to Victoria, doesn’t want anything to do with a girl who looks like she’s been eating powdered donuts all the time, and can’t even manage to drive a car without alcohol interfering. Not to mention, Posh Spice wouldn’t have much trouble beating the crap out of an inebriated brat like Lindsay Lohan.

Sadly for Lindsay, this bet was most likely made before she was busted for her third DUI. Lohan just got out of rehab a week ago, and has now been arrested in Santa Monica for drunk driving. According to the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Dept., Lohan was caught at 2:15 am, Tuesday morning. She was arrested for transporting cocaine on a suspended license, driving under influence, and possession of cocaine, with a blood alcohol level around .13. The legal limit is .08. It sounds like she was hooked up to a vodka I.V.

Lindsay’s arraignment is set for August 24th, you know, in case any of you want to show up, and support her. Already facing the misdemeanor hit and run charges, and other DUI, Lindsay is now facing serious jail time. If convicted of both DUI’s she could spend one year in jail. Since possession of cocaine is a felony, she could also spend up to three years in jail for that. As well as driving on a suspended license, Lindsay could also acquire another year in jail. That’s six years, for Lindsay, if they decide to give her the maximum, for being such a retard.