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Charlie Sheen has announced that he and his wife, Brooke Mueller are expecting and although the news isn’t really about Denise Richards, you know damn well that she will do her utmost to make sure that it is! She’s just so extremely childlish that I’m sure she’ll use this new streak of jealousy to call Charlie a horrible father and throw despicable accusations at him. Charlie and Brooke however, are of course ecstatic about it. From the Gossip Girls,

“Brooke and I are thrilled! She’s the best stepmom Sam, Lola and Cassandra could ever hope for,” Sheen, 42, says, referring to his daughters Sam, 4, and Lola, 2 (with ex-wife Denise Richards), and Cassandra, 23 (with ex-girlfriend Paula Profitt)

The “Major League” actor adds: “Seeing her love and affection with those three, I know she’ll be an amazing mom. Unless I bat 100%, perhaps a boy awaits us.”

These two did get pregnant very quickly, as they were just married this past May. And although they were confronted with pregnancy rumors back in June, they assured everyone that there was no bun in the oven. They even said that there were no plans for one so obviously, this comes as a surprise to everyone. Congratulations, Charlie and Brooke, you’re about to be inducted into the baby bump hall of fame!

It seems that the world of hookups and breakups in Hollywood has been busy focusing on the breakup side of things. Just when people are starting to get over the Madonna/Guy Ritchie drama, all kinds of celebrities are coming out of the woodwork announcing separations and divorces. Others who have recently joined the list of famous divorcees are speaking about their recent turn of events. And it’s not all what you would think.

Perhaps the only divorce that may be as ugly as the one between Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen is the one between Hulk Hogan and wife, Linda Boella. Hogan himself was surprised in November when she filed for divorce and from there it turned into the makings of a bad accident that you have to watch. Quite literally as well since the family started to fall apart shortly after Nick’s accident. Now Hulk Hogan has gone public saying that he wished he was still with his wife, even though she has been sleeping with a much younger man. This is one messed up family and I lost the little respect I had for Hogan after remarks he made in regards to Nick’s accident.

And one divorcee who has absolutely no desire to be reunited with her ex is Pink. In her latest video she gladly erases all memories of her former marriage by chainsawing through a heart carved onto a tree with the name of her and ex, Carey Hart. It’s subtle as the tree uses her first name but for all her fans it’s there and there’s also the posting she’s put on her blog where she goes into a bit more detail over who, shortly after her divorce, she called her “best friend.”

And three women who have seen their fare share of heartache are the Dixie Chicks. The recent divorce of singer Emily Robison isn’t the first divorce that the Chicks have seen during their time together of over ten years but it’s just as heartbreaking. I suppose the good news is that there’s bound to be more great Chick material coming out of it!

And just on the heels of his car accident on Sunday night, Morgan Freeman has also announced that he is in the middle of divorce proceedings. The actor has been separated from his wife since 2007 but are now moving proceedings along. Man, what a past few months it’s been for him! On news of his health, he appears to be doing much better!

Kate Hudson is one divorcee who knows that she will be forever tied to her ex, Chris Robinson due to the fact that they share their four-year old son, Ryder. There were reports earlier this week that she was caught kissing him directly after her relationship with Lance Armstrong but nothing has seemed to come from that. As a side note, I think normally she’s stunning but her on the cover of W just looks weird. Sort of superhero/comic-booky. It’s not right though.

You really have to hand it to Denise Richards. Instead of trying to have a somewhat civil divorce from ex-hubby Charlie Sheen, she slanders him in public, throws horrible accusations at him, lies, and is just plain mean. Then, thinking that maybe it’s having some ill repercussions on their two daughters, Sam who’s four and Lola who’s three, she sends them to therapy. Yep! Therapy! From Celebedge,

“It’s very sad that they need to be there, but they do for now,” Denise tells In Touch. “On the other hand, it’s good they have an outlet to deal with their feelings and someone who is just their advocate.” Denise’s outlet for her feelings, apparently, is In Touch magazine.”

Hey, here’s a thought. Why don’t you talk to your kids? Even better, why don’t you stop dragging out your horrible divorce for all the world to see and trying to think of the worst possible things to say about each other? Honestly, how much benefit are young kids going to get out of talking to a shrink? I know that with all their money they probably hired a pediatrics shrink but the case still stands. Denise Richards is proving to the world once again that she doesn’t have a clue about anything - especially parenting!

On Friday, in a quiet ceremony in Beverly Hills, Charlie Sheen got married to Brooke Mueller. The night marked the third weddding for Sheen who has also been married to model Donna Peele and in 2002 he married Denise Richards, with whom he is now having very ugly and very public fights. Sheen and Mueller have been engaged since last summer and according to the Sydney Morning Herald it was a beautiful ceremony. Here is what they reported,

“The wedding took place in front of 70 guests, including Charlie’s father Martin Sheen, his Two and a Half Men co-star Holland Taylor, and Brooke’s best friend Rebecca Gayheart who was accompanied by her Grey’s Anatomy actor husband Eric Dane.

Charlie’s three daughters Cassandra, 23, Sam, four, and Lola, three, also attended, with Sam and Lola acting as flower girls.

The couple wrote their own vows, and Brooke wore a white Reem Acra gown.

Hours before the wedding, Charlie said: “We love each other and want to spend the rest of our lives together.”

Hopefully this marriage will work out despite the troubles that are surrounding their marriage. Denise Richards is being her same immature self as she and Sheen duke it out in the courtroom for custody of their two daughters, Sam and Lola. Richards is making accusations in court that Sheen has inappropriately touched his daughters, which is just a false accusation that should never be made. She has also called his new marriage a publicity stunt, which couldn’t be funnier considering that Richards herself made sure that she would be in the papers as much as she could just before her horrible new reality show premiered.

Sheen and Mueller are honeymooning in Costa Rica and I wish them nothing but the best.

The whole debacle of Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen is just ridiculous. This is a mess that, their adorable children aside, never should have happened. Generally, stars don’t like to have their personal lives splashed across every magazine and newspaper. But Sheen and Richards seize the opportunity to publicly slander each other and show the entire world just how juvenile they truly are. Richards has decided it’s time to put the attention back on them by now claiming that Sheen faked the entire sperm donor email incident and reportedly, Sheen is hoping that Richards dies…and is telling her about it! From Celebitchy,

“Earlier this week Richards accused Sheen of faking the infamous sperm donor email, after which Charlie Sheen’s friends told the New York Post that Richards was essentially a money grubbing loser.

Yesterday Denise responded by claiming Charlie sent her text messages in which he said he hoped she and her father got cancer and died like her mother.
“For him to slam me saying I’m exploiting the kids, well, he’s exploited our entire situation,” Richards fumed to us yesterday. She claims Sheen obsessively sends her rage-filled text messages.

Click to see Richards reading her favorite newspaper.

“Last week, I sent Charlie a text message asking him if he’s going to Family Day [for daughter Sam’s school] and letting him know Sam was sick with a cold,” Richards said. “His response was, ‘I hope you and your worthless retarded father get cancer and join your stupid mom. Rot in hell you [bleeping] whore.’ My mom died of cancer. This is what I deal with on a weekly basis.

“He missed Dad’s day at the school and my father had to go in his place. And this is how he talks to me?”

But Richards is not completely innocent in the whole ordeal. She has done her fair share of instigating and I think bringing the sperm donor email back up is really in poor taste. They each need to remember that there are children involved. It’s bad enough when parents fight in the privacy of the home, whether they live there together or not, but doing it so openly and saying such horrendous things is just disrespectful to the family.

With her magic wand! Poof! Okay, maybe not with her magic wand, but with a little bit of help from her friends over at Kat Von D’s L.A. Ink tattoo parlour, and their magic wands… The little Charlie tattoo on Denise Richards‘ ankle is gone, baby, gone! From TMZ:

“When celeb couples break up, there are usually two things that happen: a ton of money changes hands, and tattoos have to be covered up!

The former Mrs. Charlie Sheen (and her reality TV crew) made her way to Kat Von D’s L.A. Ink tattoo parlor Saturday. Sources tell us she covered up her “Charlie” ankle ink with a fairy.

Nice choice.”

Too true. I wonder if Paul McCartney or Heather Mills will have any interesting things that need to be tattooed over? It’d be killer if each of them had a full portrait of one another on their ass cheeks. On the other hand, more than a ton of money did change hands; hopefully no tattoos took place. What will Charlie Sheen have to get removed? Tell us you didn’t put his name on your body, Denise, without Charlie first putting your name on his?!

Despite popular belief amongst male fans, Denise Richards is 36 years old, not 21. She has also put on very convincing performances as a high school girl, in a few films, including Wild Things. Well, Denise is apparently continuing her career as an actress by continuing to behave like a vicious high school girl. From Page Six:

“One story said she’d asked Charlie, after his engagement to another woman, to give her a third child.

This single mom who rises every day 5 a.m. (she and I spoke at that hour) said: “Never. I do not want another child. That was to make his girlfriend Brooke jealous, make her think I wanted to get back together. I’m a single mom. I do not want more children.”

Also, according to Cele|bitchy, Charlie Sheen has been trying to keep poor Brooke Mueller happy. Now he’s getting his tattoos removed. I heard that the removal of tattoos is more painful than actually getting them. Kind of makes me regret that full-sized portrait of the Hollywood Heartbreaker banner I recently got tattooed on my butt. Oh well, we all pay a price for readers.

Will the drama never end? In the latest installment in what has got to be one of the most protracted break-ups EVER, Denise Richards filed papers asking the court to bar Charlie Sheen from keeping their two daughters overnight.

Denise alleges that Charlie exhibits “inappropriate conduct.” Inappropriate conduct? From Charlie Sheen? You must be joking! He is the model of all things upright and proper. After all, this is the man that was among Heidi Fleiss’s most frequent customers, and also the man that accidentally shot Kelly Preston in the arm.

In case the court wasn’t satisfied with vagaries, she goes on to include some “specifics,” citing:

“His attraction to underage women and his sexual explicitness on the internet, including revealing his private parts.”

Now, let me get this straight. There are pictures of Charlie Sheen’s penis available on the internet? I am not sure whether to yawn at such a revelation for being so blase, or cringe in fear of ever coming upon said photographs without extensive prior preparation.

Anni here again, bringing you tales of romance between the king of action b-movies, none other, than the great Charlie Sheen, accredited with scores of films, since first appearing as a kid at a wedding in The Execution of Private Slovik, in 1974, and Brooke Mueller. You’ll find a very small filmography on any “Brooke Mueller“, but if you look up Brooke Allen, you’ll find a more extensive list. Careful Charlie… she has a secret identity… The news of their engagement was first reported by Extra, and confirmed, that Sheen, 41, proposed to Mueller (let’s hope she’s legal) on a beach in Costa Rica with an engagement ring worth $500,000.

I would’ve sent a lovely bouquet of poison ivy

This is one of a few engagements for Charlie Sheen. Last November, he split up with his wife Denise Richards, the only 36 year old woman, who can still play a hot high school student. The ex-couple had two children together, daughters Lola, 2, and Sam, 3. Sam is supposedly just like Charlie, while Lola takes after her mother, Denise. She sent them flowers to congratulate them on their engagement, and online reports state that she supposedly said, “I’ve spent time with her, and my girls really like her. That’s all that matters to me.” Personally, I would’ve sent a lovely bouquet of poison ivy. You’re a better woman than most of us, Denise.

Let’s hope Brooke Mueller doesn’t end up like Kelly Preston, who was engaged to Charlie Sheen, before he accidentally shot her in the arm. She left him soon after, and married her “platonic” friend, John Travolta. Brooke Mueller, the Palm Beach Social Elite… with a secret identity, and Charlie Sheen, king of action b-movies. Together, they’d make great sequels.

You’ll be happy to know that Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards are now free to marry whomever they want. According to legal documents filed, their marriage status is over. The two still have to split their assets and arrange a custody arrangement, but the good news is they are no long estranged spouses…they are officially EXed.

The topsy-turvy relationship of Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards appears to be back off, as her rep tells PEOPLE: “Denise is moving forward with divorce proceedings.”

On Wednesday, lawyers for both Sheen and Richards asked that the case be removed from Los Angeles County Superior Court and handed over to a private arbiter, retired commissioner Jill Robbins.

A source close to the couple tells PEOPLE: “I don’t think this relationship (between Richards and Sheen) is going to work.”

Sheen’s rep, Stan Rosenfield, had no comment.

Until Wednesday’s filing, the pair � who split last spring while Richards was seven months pregnant � seemed to be patching things up. After their daughter Lola was born last June 1 (older sister Sam turns 2 in March), Sheen and Richards had been spending more time together, including a 65th-birthday party for Sheen’s father Martin on Aug. 7, where they shared a loving smooch.

Sheen, 40, admitted publicly that he and Richards, 34, were working on a reconciliation. “Things are a whole lot better, and I think with that (comes) hope,” he told TV’s Extra in an interview broadcast Aug. 22. “We’re not ruling anything out.”

The actress, who cited irreconcilable differences in her March divorce petition, was also sporting a new diamond on her left ring finger last summer. While it looked strikingly like the 4.3-carat engagement ring Sheen gave her in December 2001, it was actually “a recent gift from Charlie,” a source close to the couple said, “showing her how much he wants things to work out.”

Sources also claimed that Richards was equally open to a reunion. “She never wanted to get divorced,” said one. “She always hoped they could save their marriage.”

As matters progressed � or, now it seems, regressed � the two maintained separate residences: he at their Agoura Hills, Calif., home and she at a new house a few miles away.