Kate Moss is still planning on eventually moving away from Pete Doherty. You know, after all the heroin implants they’ve been through together…
Nicole Richie is whisked away to jail for a whopping four days for her DUI charges. I wonder how long before she gets a mysterious illness too?
Britney Spears takes her children for a vacation in Las Vegas without getting Kevin’s permission, as per necessary in their custody agreement; where Britney’s bodyguard beats the hell out of a photographer, and accidentally injures Britney’s toddler.
Bono and Penelope Cruz are getting all snuggly. They weren’t avoiding the spotlight at all; holding hands and smiling at the paparazzi, on Club 55 harbour beach.
Lindsay Lohan’s dead beat dad, Michael Lohan, has to pay Dina Lohan $500 a week. Couldn’t keep that cute Parent Trap act going, huh Lindsay?
Rumer Willis; daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis, was caught in a drug bust in a Maryland hotel. Rumer however, has already been pretty clear about her level of class, when she was photographed eating condoms.
Angelina Jolie is miserable because her movie ‘A Mighty Heart’ was a box office failure, and made a mere $9 million on opening. Look out Brad, before she adopts some more third world babies!
“Stupid Girls” lyrics, by P!nk.