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Scarlett Johansson & Ryan Reynolds Officially Engaged!

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…Despite the fact that Ryan Reynolds wears what seem to be women’s jeans, and is a tad on the femme side. Also, the majority of the Internet population was unaware that the two were even dating. I was not one of the majority, however, being the celebrity omniscient type. Go me. From The Evil Beet:

“It’s official!

Scarlett’s rep has confirmed the engagement, saying that “they’re both thrilled.”

Scarlett’s expected to debut her ring tonight, at the Metropolitan Museum Costume Institute Gala in New York. We’ll have the pics as soon as they exist, of course.

Ryan was, you’ll recall, previously engaged to Alanis Morissette, who I certainly hope will be writing some sort of angsty ditty about this bullshit. I hope it’s called “I’ve Released Seven Goddamn Albums and Not a Single One of Them Has Contained a Fuckingscarletryan918.jpg Tom Waits Cover, You Pretentious Little Bitch.”

You know what’s really weird? Even though they’ve been dating for a year, there are no pictures of the two of them together. I checked three photo services, and couldn’t find a single one. Strange indeed.”

There actually are a few photos floating around of Scarlett and Ryan, though they’re not very good ones. And I think I could probably agree with the opinion of ScarJo’s talent for song being somewhere around the bottom end of a scale from one to ten. Tom Waits should also never be covered; not by anyone, ever, ever, ever. This couple is destined for divorce, I’m afraid. Scarlett is cute and all, but ditsy, and there’s no way Ryan can possibly be straight.

Alanis & Ryan will marry someday…

Alanis MOrrisette Ryan ReynoldsDespite a brief break-up in June, Alanis Morrisette and fiance, Ryan Reynolds are going strong. Morrisette sat down with TV guide magazine to discuss her guest appearance on Nip/Tuck. The reporter asked her about the on-again/ off-again relationship with Ryan and she replied, “I have been with Ryan for four years. I feel like we are married already. We will most likely down the road actually do it.”

You oughta know..Alanis & Ryan are DUNZO!

Singer-songwriter Alanis Morissette and her fianc for the past two years, actor Ryan Reynolds, have split, a source close to the couple confirms to PEOPLE.

Morissette, 32, and Reynolds, 29, first met at Drew Barrymore’s birthday party in 2002 and dated for two years before becoming engaged in 2004.

In June 2005, Morissette told PEOPLE.com of her fianc, “He’s just such a supportive creature. I feel so loved by him, in a trampoline kind of way. He’s always very happy for me.”

She credited the success of their relationship in part to the fact that they’re both Canadian. “We already started off with the shorthand, so I think it’s a really great base. I attempted dating many American men. I tried!”

No wedding date was ever announced. “We’re just really enjoying this (engagement) phase,” Morissette told PEOPLE.com last year. Said Reynolds, “We feel like we’re already married.”

Reps for Morissette and Reynolds could not be reached for comment.