Katy Perry is a crazy bitch. I think she’s fantastic, but she’s a crazy bitch. From her choice of vintage-bathing-suit-style outfits, to her choice of clothing on-stage, to threatening to throw Coke in Kara DioGuardi’s face when she was a guest judge on American Idol, everything about Katy Perry screams “Crazy bitch!”
The latest news on Katy is in regards to her feelings on her new fiance, Russell Brand. While I have grown to love these two together, I have not grown to love Russell Brand just yet. And I certainly don’t feel the same way about him as Katy. In her latest quote, she has compared him to Elvis, Jim Morrison, Charles Manson and Jesus. Yes, Jesus. She also says that she needs to stay in bed because Russell’s too smart. Huh? The quote comes from Celebrity Dirty Laundry,
“He’s good for me, he’s the boss, he calls the shots. But I like that. I’ve been waiting for someone I couldn’t steamroll. His look is Jim Morrison meets Charles Manson meets Jesus meets a little bit of Elvis Presley. He’s a walking genius. Just standing next to him makes me smarter. Can you imagine the kind of responsibility I have with his reputation? I’m bedridden most of the week.”
I love that Katy seems so smitten by Russell. And I don’t even mind the fact that she talks about steamrolling guys. I mean, who hasn’t been there, right? But it’s the ‘responsibility’ part and the ‘bedridden’ part that I have trouble with. I’ve been around some pretty smart people. Probably people that are even smarter than Russell Brand. But, I haven’t felt the need to stay in bed for a week because of it.
And as for Russell’s reputation and Katy having to deal with the responsibility of that? I first heard of Russell Brand when he was rumored to be dating Britney Spears. Then I heard of him again when it was rumored that he was dating Katy Perry. So maybe Russell is the one who should be worried about the responsibility of standing next to Katy’s reputation. Ah Katy. You so crazy!
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