Some may consider him to be a “little troll”, but I think Seth Green is just too cute for words! I have loved him ever since – well, since forever. The first movie I actually remember seeing him in was Can’t Hardly Wait, but I’m sure I was crushing on him even before then because when I saw that movie, I remember thinking, “Hey, isn’t that guy with the goggles and the phat pants Seth Green?”
But, all of this is a moot point because it seems that Seth and I were never meant to be. Nope, he’s gone and found himself another love, Clare Grant, to whom he is now engaged. Well, I have to say that this Clare person is ugly and stupid, and just not very nice at all. No, she’s not really. She’s actually quite pretty, and I’m sure she’s a lovely person. But damn, she stole my Seth! So I have to hate her! This, from People,
“Female fans of Seth Green might soon be green with envy: The actor is engaged to model/actress Clare Grant, PEOPLE has confirmed.
Green, 36, and Grant, 30, attended the Tarina Tarantino Sephora launch party in Hollywood Wednesday and were seen cuddling at the valet stand, but were tightlipped about details of their upcoming nuptials, according to E! News. A source tells PEOPLE that despite reports, the couple did not get engaged on New Year’s Eve.”
Clare Grant isn’t a nobody either, even though I had certainly never heard of her before I found out that she was marrying the Funniest Man on Earth. She has been in films like Black Snake Moan with Christina Ricci and she’s about to appear in a new show put on by MTV called $5 Cover. *Sigh* Seth, you break my heart.