I wanted to think of a different title for this post because every story I’ve read about this headlines with, “Robert Pattinson is Allergic to Vaginas.” But ya know, there’s just no other way to say it. Recently, our favorite Twilight vampire heartthrob has recently done a very sexy photo shoot and interview for Details magazine. For the photo shoot, Robert does some very sexy posing with some quite naked models. Apparently, the photo shoot made Rob very uncomfortable, and led him to tell the magazine that he thinks he’s “allergic to vaginas.” Uumm…Rob? When people already make fun of the fact that you sparkle, saying you’re allergic to vaginas isn’t going to help your case.
I’ve included some of my favorite pics here, but there are tons from the photo shoot that you can see here. Just so that you are warned, some of these photos are very NSFW and really are only meant for adult eyes, with things like lesbian action and Rob appreciating models that are wearin nuthin but skin. I have included my favorite photos from the shoot, which also happen to be the very sexy, yet still PG-Rated shots. The one with him in the white jacket I could actually do without, I just thought it was super cheesy and had to say something about it. The interview is also very long and you can read that in its entirety here. Rob touches on everything from when he started working, to the Twilight success, to…well, vaginas and his unfortunate allergy to them. Here’s that particular excerpt from Details,
“He tried to let go a little bit with the photo shoot accompanying this interview—it wasn’t easy.
“I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn’t exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover.”
Is your mom going to have something to say about it?
“Oh, God.” He puts his head in his hands, shrugs. “Well, she quite enjoyed when I got her cable.” It’s not that Rob’s mother now spends all night watching Skinemax in her London home. “No, no! God, no! It’s just that there’s nakedness all over the place now. But this shoot, it’s kind of eighties nakedness, you know? If you look at porn in, like, the eighties, there was something kind of quaint about it, quite sweet—like this little naked community. The people who made it liked it, they had respect for it. Not remotely like the porn that’s available now. No community in it at all. It’s just everything, everywhere.”
Trust me, these photos weren’t sweet. They’re cool and artsy-like…but, sweet? No. I do enjoy that he’s thankful he was hungover. The whole interview is pretty racy too actually, with Rob talking like a trucker for most of it. It makes me think back to the post I did about Leonardo DiCaprio the other day and how we’ve been able to watch him go from boy to man, and how he’s maintained his hotness the whole time. It’s sort of the same with Rob, I think. While he started as this “17 year old boy” in Twilight, he’s now turning into a man and having very adult thoughts. I think it also shows that he’s reached a star status where he’s comfortable saying things like that in front of cameras and microphones. And why not? I still think he should have found another way to describe his comfort level though then saying that he’s allergic to vaginas. That’s just not cool, Rob. Not cool at all.