It seems that it’s been a week of bad, and big, breakups. First there was Kate Hudson and A-Rod, and now there’s another Splitsville title going to Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal. No one could seem to get in agreeement about what was going on with these two and Reese even disputed some of the rumors herself, talking about how great Jake is and how he’s so funny, they grow veggies and cook together, blah blah blah. But now it seems the talk is true and these two are definitely finished. Just like Kate and A-Rod, there’s no official word from either camp right now about who ended it or why. But as every breakup goes in Hollywood, there’s a whole ton of speculation. From Lainey Gossip,
“Us Weekly is featuring the split on its latest cover. According to Us, Jakey wanted to marry Reese but she felt pressured and they fought and then they ended it over the phone. Supposedly Reese isn’t sure if J is suited to her children. Or something. The bottom line, if you believe the magazine, is that Reese drove the separation and now Jake is heartbroken.
And no, this has nothing to do with gayness. It has everything to do however with the fact that she’s a humourless bitch. An alternate interpretation for the end of the relationship, according to my sources, is that Jake was done with her tight ass. “She’s just not that much fun and he used to be a really fun guy.”
I really like Reese Witherspoon but I do think that tight-ass title that she’s got going for her has something to it. I find it very hard to believe that Jake didn’t have good chemistry with her kids after they’ve dated for eons. I can however, see Jake wanting to marry Reese and Reese being a little gun-shy on the marriage front. But I don’t think it has anything to do with her kids. I think it’s because her first marriage was to a complete douche and now she’s hesitant to do it again. And who could blame her? But whoever ended it, I have to say, this is a relationship that I am sorry to see come to an end. These two were so cute together!
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