Is it wrong that I’m clapping my hands just a tiny bit about the fact that Rosie O’Donnell and her partner, Kelli Carpenter are splitting up? Okay yes, they have four children so it is a little bit wrong and shame on me. I do feel bad for any kids that have to watch their parents split. But the fact that Rosie and her rich little life may not be as perfect and better than everyone else’s as she always tries to make it seem leaves me feeling just a tiny bit smug. And as far as what the two women are going through, I could really care less. I really have strong feelings of dislike for Rosie O’Donnell so the fact that she is probably hurting right now doesn’t faze me much. God, I sound so awful don’t I? Kinda like she did when she attacked Elisabeth Hasselback on The View.
Anyways, yes the two have apparently split up. This report comes from Star but I did hear on the news that she had actually confirmed that the two were having problems (god, is Rosie’s love life really such earth-shattering information that we’re hearing about it on the honest-to-goodness news?!) So, this story does seem to be one that Star has gotten right. And I couldn’t help but have a little chuckle as I read it,
“It seems like Rosie O’Donnell and her partner Kelli Carpenter are splitsville!
Confirming rumors that their relationship is on the rocks, Rosie tells USA Today that she and Kelli are working out some “issues.”
“We’re a family, we remain a family and we’re working on the issues,” says Rosie. “Kelli and I love each other very much and we are working on our issues. Those are the only words I am ever going to say. Ever. And that is something that has been agreed upon by all parties.”
The couple share four “adorable and wonderful” children together — Parker, 14, Chelsea, 12, Blake, 9 and Vivienne, 6 — who Rosie says are their top priority.
A tearful Rosie added, “But everything’s fine and everybody’s good and we’re still both raising them together. We will both continue to parent them and we’re friendly and everything’s all right.”
Okay, the actual reason why I was laughing mid-read was because Rosie seems to be so stoic and composed while saying that she and Kelli still love each other very much and that’s all she’s ever going to say. So dramatic, so classy. And then she qualifies it by saying that she’s actually not saying anymore because “that’s what’s been agreed upon by all parties.” So, is she claiming her love or is she simply letting us in on the legal situation? Then she says that everything’s alright and everyone’s doing good…while she’s crying! Oh god! I have no doubt that the reason why this relationship ended was because Kelli simply couldn’t take Rosie’s absolute nonsense anymore. And I can’t say that I blame her.
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