Miley Cyrus: An Indecisive Pole Dancer

So all the news these days (or most of the news these days) regarding Miley Cyrus is that she danced around a stripper pole while singing “Party in the USA” at the Teen Choice Awards on Sunday. I didn’t report on it at the time because Miley being a tramp is just no longer news. I also saw footage of her dancing around the pole and to be fair, it wasn’t actually all that bad. Not when compared to some of the other stunts she pulled, anyway. Parent groups everywhere though were outraged by the act. Can I just ask, “Why?”

Yes, Miley shook her booty to a pole. And yes, the top Miley was wearing at the time was revealing and slutty and most of her bra was exposed the entire time. But she didn’t outright have sex with the pole. All she did was dance around it and shake her thang. But the fact that it wasn’t all that bad just makes me ask: Why the pole then? If you’re not really trying to cause an uproar, and you don’t want to show your “artistic” side by humping a pole, then why is it necessary? The pole was definitely not necessary. And once again, it has me wondering what kind of parents she has, if not what kind of PR people shehas. But, I digress. Miley’s a slut and we’re just all going to have to get used to it. But it seems that now, Miley’s looking for a way to get the attention off the pole and back on to her love life. How’d she do that? By Twittering of course.

Miley has recently reached out to her ex-boyfriend, Justin Gaston via Twitter. Justin did the same thing and for awhile, the two exchanged very cryptic messages. Do they want to be together? Or are they just so tortured at the thought that that’s not possible? I don’t know. And I don’t really care. From Celebrity Dirty Laundry,

“The ‘HannahMontana’ actress has left a series of heartfelt messages for her former partner – who she split from in June after around a year of dating – on social networking website Twitter, sparking speculation they may reunite.

She wrote on Wednesday (12.08.09): “I am in between happy and sad today. I’m happy because I love you. I’m sad because I can’t get enough of you.” Earlier this week, the pair both confessed they were struggling to cope with the split by posting their innermost feelings on the internet.

Underwear model Justin, 21, wrote: “Just recorded a demo.. Now I’m sitting on the couch wondering why we as humans try to pretend everything’s okay when it isn’t.. Just be real (sic).”

Miley replied: “Everything IS ok. Honestly. I can’t change you’re mind andyour heart no longer belongs to me. Maybe YOU’RE the one pretending you’re fine (sic).”

The 16-year-old star appeared to be dwelling on Justin’s words, as she laterwrote: “Why do I continue to torture myself? “Drifting away to a better place while listening to ‘Comfortable’. This song makes me cry everytime.”

I think Miley Cyrus is a confused little girl who doesn’t know what her heart wants. You can’t really blame her for that. She is only 16 and what 16 year old does know what they want in life and love? We certainly can’t expect Miley to be any different. But those reasons are probably the same reasons why she shouldn’t be dancing around a stripper pole.

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