Madonna and Jesus Luz to be Committed

To each other, of course. But this whole relationship has me so sick that I would really like to see both of them committed. But really the two are set to ‘get married’ in a Kabbalah ceremony that will unite the two in some sort of commitment. I think the union will only be viewed as valid between those who practice Kabbalah as it’s certainly not legally binding. From Bild,

“Madonna and Jesus Luz are reportedly getting married. The Brazilian model’s father Luis Heitor Pinto da Luz has revealed the couple are planning a Kabbalah ceremony to have their union recognised by the mystical Jewish faith followed by the 50-year-old singer, although the marriage will not be legally binding. Luis said: “The Kabbalah ceremony in New York that will link up my son Jesus Luz and Madonna only confirms that he is extremely happy. I don’t know if there will, in fact, be a real marriage between Madonna and my son. It will be a type of ritual, but I do not know Kabbalah or if the ceremony will have legal validity.”

I guess this means that Jesus won’t be able to take Madonna for all she’s worth when he starts disobeying the rules that she lays out for him as her new Kabbalah husband and she decides to take everything and leave him. I also love how the Kabbalah religion is said to be Madonna’s religion, indicating what we all also already know – that in whatever relationship she’s in, Madonna calls the shots and the other person must be willing to go along with it. I’d offer my congratulations but really, I don’t really care what this couple does or what weird practices they choose to follow. I’m sure if it was an actual marriage ceremony that would be considered legally binding, everyone would be appalled that she would remarry just months after her divorce from Guy Ritchie. But because it’s not, it’s something to be celebrated not scrutinized. I don’t get that.

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