Best Quote Ever

I pretty much stopped following the life and career of Courtney Love once I stopped being an angry teenage girl who needed an outlet for my angst. However, now and then I run across an article about her that just makes me giggle because she’s so…well, strung out. This time as I was perusing my blog feed, this article jumps out about how all of Kurt Cobain’s money is gone because Courtney couldn’t stay sober long enough to figure out who had their hands all over her late husband’s money. Now this, aside from the fact that Love was too drugged up to notice that over 500 million dollars was missing, is no laughing matter. Cobain, unlike his wife, actually was a great musician and I hate to see his work go to waste like this. But what is funny – what is so, so funny – is this quote from Courtney’s lawyer, Rhonda Holmes. Again, I repeat, so so funny! From Gossip Rocks,

“A team of investigators, forensic accountants and lawyers found that Cobain’s estate had been looted of more than $30 million cash and up to $500 million in real estate.
“I have never seen such greed and moral turpitude. This case is going to make Bernard Madoff look warm and fuzzy,” Love’s lawyer, Rhonda J. Holmes, of Gordon & Holmes in San Diego, told Page Six.
“We will be filing civil cases . . . within the next 30 days. There are many, many millions missing. We’ve only been able to track down $30 million, but there is more. And then there is the real estate.”
According to Holmes, bank accounts using Cobain, Love and Frances Bean’s Social Security numbers were set up and used to buy and sell real estate across the US.
“There is now a web of homes which were bought, flipped and used to launder money — up to $500 million worth,” Holmes said. “Any of the property we can get back will be donated to people who have lost their homes in foreclosures.”

Okay….wait for it…..

“Asked how this could have happened, Holmes said, “Courtney noticed the money was gone when there wasn’t any left.”

Bahahahaha! Yeah, that’s usually when I notice that my money is gone too…when there isn’t any left. Oh, I need a minute to dry my eyes from laughing so hard! This really is a sad story, only because of the fact that Kurt Cobain was a great musician and his daughter at the very least, is entitled to something that her dad left behind. But my god! Courtney’s found a lawyer that’s just as stupid as she is!

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