It was just reported not even a week ago that Jennifer Aniston broke up with John Mayer over his constant Twittering and playing with his status updates. This, while never confirmed by any camp, was very easy to believe, since Mayer’s Twitter updates made headlines on an hourly basis (god only knows why, they were always so stupid.) But they often included his girlyfriend, Jen, and that made her mad. Especially considering that one of the ‘rules’ when they got back together was that he shut his mouth about their relationship. Wow, if Jen thought she could shut John’s mouth, she’s a better woman than I thought she was.
Anyways, all of this to come to the point of this story, which is that John Mayer has decided to denounce Twitter, and everything it stands for. He even compares it to poop. I’m not kidding, poop. This just shows that John Mayer is an idiot, who has no idea what he’s doing or why he’s doing it. I hope Twitter slams a lawsuit on him for slander. From Celebitchy,
“The way John Mayer uses Twitter, you’d think he would have nothing but high praise for the social networking phenomenon.
But no, the singer actually has some harsh words for the latest in social messaging.
“It’s inherently silly and it’s inherently dumb,” the singer told me last night at the One Splendid Evening benefit for the VH1 Save the Music Foundation aboard the Carnival Splendor cruise ship in San Pedro, Calif. “If you really think that Twitter is the pathway to spiritual enlightenment, well…It’s one step away from sending pictures of your poop.”
So why does the Grammy-winner twitter all the time?
“I’ve always communicated at a high level as best I can whether it’s Twitter, Napster or message boards or wherever,” Mayer said. “I don’t have a devotion to Twitter. I didn’t sell out to Twitter. You do Twitter until everybody gets off of Twitter and it’s something else you go and try out.”
He’s so stupid. I think what this really is, is John’s subtle ploy to Jen, telling her that he no longer sends pictures of his poop to people and won’t he please, please, take her back? Don’t do it, Jen! You deserve so much better than this village idiot who doesn’t know when to just. shut. up.
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